The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 032 - Dean Blackwelder

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And preparing. Got it. Get it good. Setting it

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up. And we are live. Ladies and gentlemen. Hey,

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hey. Hey, hey, hey. Show 32 or Chad Jadies and

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Lentelman. We never know what is out there nowadays

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in this fucking crazy world. No, we're not changing

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that. Ladies and gentlemen, fuck you. Fuck off.

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I'll call you by your Zzer pronouns. Exactly.

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As soon as we know and can look at you and realize,

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oh, that's a boy, that's a girl, we'll use he,

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she. But if you look crazy and want us to call

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you shim and all that stuff, I just don't know

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how to do that. Those pronouns are not created

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yet. Yeah. Crazy. So let the audience know we

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have a cool show for everybody today. We have

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Mr. Dean Blackwelder coming on, a good friend

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of Chad's. I'm sure he's – how long have you

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known him for, Chad? I've known Dean since 1999.

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1999. So friend of Chad's, friend of the band

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Live, I'm sure, knows those gentlemen as well.

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Yeah, he knows those guys. We met in Portland

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when I lived in Portland, Oregon. He was a sports

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agent. My ex -wife. Ex -ex -wife. I have two

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of those now. Great. She was like a fit model

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and so he was working at the agency. He's like

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one of those guys that you meet and you just

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fucking hit it off with. He's just hilarious.

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We've been friends ever since. Did you say he

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was a foot model? No, a fit model. Oh, I'm like,

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whoa, hey now. I didn't know. Fit model. Got

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you. Got you. Sorry. No, all gravy. There are

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foot models. That's a thing. Yeah. Hand models,

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which is what I'm going to start getting into.

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Yes. Like Zoolander. Yeah. The company's that

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character. Yeah. And a dome. Great movie, man.

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My blue steel face. Yes. Blue steel. Blue steel.

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We got a very, very cool show. Bobby's got a

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cool video chat. I don't think you've seen this

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yet. We haven't even spoke about it. We like

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to keep the show fresh and live so we can all

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kind of react to it as going. Bobby, why don't

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you pull up that video that we showed about live

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and the war and all that stuff and share it with

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sound and when you are ready. You know, mute

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yourself because, again, background noise, but

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share your video with sound. And this is cool.

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This is really cool. So was that Frozen for everybody

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or just on my screen? It was Frozen for me. Okay.

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Was that Ryan Phillippe? What movie is that from?

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Saving Private Ryan, I believe. Maybe saving

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Ryan. No, no, that was, I don't, Ryan Phillips

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is not saving private Ryan. So I think that was

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Matt Damon. I'm not sure, but let me tell you,

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I think I'm not sure. So let me tell you what

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the video was, Chad. It was, it was pillar of

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Davidson, your song from a live song from throwing

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copper. And it was like war footage behind it.

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I don't know if it was just movies and stuff

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like that. I only watched the first. uh like

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30 seconds of it because bobby had showed it

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to me but um it was it was it was a cool video

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i wanted to kind of watch it on here all together

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and like see what they were doing because uh

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it seemed like it was really cool bobby why don't

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you uh come on did you watch the whole thing

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bobby and tell us what uh and tell us what that

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was supposed to be showing us images of i'm gonna

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try to get it to play right hold on a second

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just give me a minute all right okay um So, yeah,

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we're going to try to get that going again, folks.

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It's, you know, how we do it here. We like to

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stream stuff that we could sometimes hear, sometimes

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not, sometimes get the video to play, sometimes

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not. Eventually, we're going to, I guess, have

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to get a T1 line dedicated to wherever we're

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streaming from and do it that way or something.

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I'll watch this. I found it on YouTube. I'll

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watch it. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. So if Bobby

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can't get it going the right way, then we won't

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try it numerous times like we normally do, because

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that could get a little crazy. But so this is

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going to be a fun show. We probably get some

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political political in here at some point because

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that's how we do. But I want to keep this a lot

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about live today and all that stuff, because

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fans of live been asking for some of that stuff.

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I'm going to ask you some questions about some

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of the old days, Chad. Okay. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

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Hold on. I got it. I got it. Cool. Let's try

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it again. We're right, Chad. Rightfully so. Yes,

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sir. Yeah, he doesn't go home. All right, so

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you guys know that I have to stop that after

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one. Yeah, very cool. So go check that out, audience,

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if you want to see the full video. Chad and I

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are going to figure out how to, when we're playing

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live music, especially from those first couple

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albums, that we don't have to stop after a couple

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seconds because of copyright issues. I'm sure

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we could figure that out at some point. But for

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now, we kind of have to do that because Facebook

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will flag us, YouTube will flag us and take the

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video down and all that nonsense. But eventually,

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folks, we will get there. I'm on the copyright.

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I mean, come on, Jesus Christ. I know. You know

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what I'm saying? They just got to figure that

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out or we got to figure out how to let them know,

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which we which we'll do. I'll look into that

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and then get you. to um you know let the powers

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that be know that i'm about to figure that out

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on youtube because i'm close to being monetized

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on youtube yes um and so that's that's one of

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the restrictions on my videos is copyright but

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i just have to figure out how to make youtube

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understand that yeah i'm part of the copyright

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so i'm authorized to i think it probably comes

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from universal so i'll figure that out too i

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don't know do that once So, Chad, I believe with

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with with some of that copyright stuff, it will

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just be like they won't demonetize or anything

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like that for for some things. It just won't

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be shown in some countries and stuff like that

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where I guess the music isn't copyrighted or

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something like that, because on my other channel

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that's monetized, I would have stuff on there

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that was copyrighted songs, but they didn't demonetize

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or anything they would allow. Yeah. So interesting.

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Well, I'd heard that if you can claim part of

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the copyright, then you can get paid on that

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as well. Well, yeah. And the record companies

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will generally split that with you. There you

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go. That's what I've heard. Anyway, when we get

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there, it's all good. That's right. And we are

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on our way, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Don't forget Rumble people out there that watch

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us from all over the place. I know we have a

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Rumble audience as well, but I really like to

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promote them because it's a free speech platform.

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They you know, they don't censor anything. You

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know, of course, if you are trying to incite

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a war or something, they might come around. But

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it's really allows you to talk about anything,

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ask questions, bring on experts that, you know,

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disagree with some things and they don't take

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you out of the algorithm. They don't demonetize

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that. So it's really it's it's like Twitter.

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And YouTube combined into one because YouTube

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puts out and censors what they want, even though

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people don't think they do. That's right. People

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on the live forums, I think, no, YouTube doesn't

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censor you. What? What? How dare you say that?

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Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Yo, so Chad, I know you don't

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listen to any of the new iteration. of live uh

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because it pisses you off but uh you well it

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makes it pisses me off because the drum parts

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but yeah and right and it's just robin doing

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his thing which is fine but i don't want to hear

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personally yeah and not for nothing you know

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if you want to do your thing that's fine but

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not when your thing is not as good as the original

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you know stick to the fucking stick to the script

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maybe maybe it's not possible to pull off because

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uh of those you know some skills are there some

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skills are not there but you know it's just it's

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just weird when you're listening to a song or

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you know even going to a concert that you know

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and they're playing songs that you've heard your

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whole life and then like there's a beat that's

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off and just kind of throws off the vibe of the

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song when the rest of the band is really gelling

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so it's like it's just for fans and stuff it's

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like come on man hey well it's all up to the

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big guy there you know he's he's he's accepting

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it so it's all good Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what

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big guy, you know, the big guy is. I wonder why

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he would accept such a shoddy musician as opposed

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to having the heartbeat of live back there. You

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know what I'm saying? Like, that's just my brain.

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He doesn't like me right now. Yeah. He doesn't

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like a lot of people, but he pretends to that

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big guy. Hey, that's me talking, by the way.

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Nobody else. Yeah. I get funny every now and

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again. People don't realize that just know me

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from the podcast that I'm also a stand -up comedian.

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So they sometimes don't know that I joke 95 .9

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% of the time. Jokes. Jokes, people. But I'm

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serious about you, big guy. Anywho. What is going

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on, Chad? Here's a question for you. Anything

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on your guilty pleasure list as far as things

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that you watch, like any girly shows out there

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that you're into? Girly shows? Yeah, or whatever.

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I mean, I used to be an adamant cable subscriber,

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but I don't have it since I moved into my new

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place. I just decided not to get it. I mean,

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I mostly watch YouTube or Netflix or I've been

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watching Mac's past couple. I just watched the

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new Willy Wonka movie. How was it? The prequel.

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It was good. I liked it. They put a little nostalgic

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touches here and there, the songs and the little

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flute thing. They put a bunch of those in there,

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so it's cool. Were the Oompa Loompas there? One

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Oompa Loompa played by Hugh Grant. Really? And

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he's only eight inches tall, so it's a little

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strange. it's kind of cool, but it has the green

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hair and the orange skin and the, and, uh, you

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know, he's all short, which is, so that's kind

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of cool, but I'm going to actually sue them for

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copyright, dude. They chose the size of my dick

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to have an Oompa Loompa. That's crazy, man. Pardon

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me. So that was good. And I watched a zone of

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interest, which is a fucking interesting movie.

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It's, uh, It's basically about the commandant

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of Auschwitz and his family. They live right

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next to the camp in a fucking house, like a beautiful

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house with his family. Meanwhile, literally the

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wall of the camp is right in their backyard.

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So you have the juxtaposition of this family

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and these kids, and they're all happy and sweet

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and running around doing their thing. Up against

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the wall of Auschwitz, on the other side of that

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wall is fucking death and fucking just craziness

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going on. and there's like the movies shot really

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kind of like plainly and blandly if i could that's

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what good explanation there's very little music

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in it it's pretty wild though because you're

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sitting there the whole time all you can hear

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there's no music basically the whole movie all

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you can hear in the background it's kind of like

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muffled factory noises occasionally gunshots

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or screams and stuff but it's like the reality

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of living right next to auschwitz it's freaking

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wild so but this motherfucker probably like got

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off on it because he was you know he was part

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of it right like oh he was the commandant of

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the camp yeah yeah he was his he was figuring

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out how to murder as many jews as possible right

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and then his wife his the wife's mother comes

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in business and she jokes she's like they call

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me the queen of the auschwitz wow it's all in

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german so subtitles Chad, you do know that the

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Holocaust didn't happen, right? Of course. I

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was just going to say, all these leftist college

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students praising Hamas probably really enjoy

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the movie for the sheer beauty of all the Jews

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being murdered in Auschwitz. They probably really

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love that. Yeah. Isn't that funny, though, Chad?

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That like that's a conspiracy theory that we

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do not subscribe to because it's bullshit. Right.

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Well, it's like the left is all about oppression.

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You go watch that movie and tell me who's being

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fucking oppressed in that movie. Assholes. Right.

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All the people in the fucking camp dying. Yeah,

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those those they're definitely being oppressed.

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But hey, I'm not saying I like them. We have

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somebody coming into the show. I believe, unless,

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yeah, let me have him turn this video on. So

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you could, I asked you to unmute, and then I'm

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going to ask to start the video, Mr. Dean Blackwelder.

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If you don't know how to, there he is. What's

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up, man? Can we hear him? What's happening, guys?

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There he is. What's up? Oh, you put your readers

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on? What's that? Got your readers on? Hey, man,

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you back off, okay? I'm 107 years old, okay?

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Right, just make sure I'm in the will. Man, you

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know, I don't have a set of those fancy headphones

00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:03.320
and stuff. What happened there? That's a little

00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:06.720
bit of a... Blame me, blame me. I'm going to

00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:10.160
let the audience know just how funny you two

00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:13.500
are together because we were doing emails exchange

00:17:13.500 --> 00:17:16.640
as we were setting up to get Dean to come on.

00:17:17.190 --> 00:17:20.369
and uh i kind of was removed i sent out the first

00:17:20.369 --> 00:17:22.369
email i was kind of removed from it for a little

00:17:22.369 --> 00:17:24.950
bit and then i checked it like a couple days

00:17:24.950 --> 00:17:28.049
later and these two were going at it like uh

00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:31.700
Two kids from grade school just really ribbing

00:17:31.700 --> 00:17:33.619
each other and joking around. It was fucking

00:17:33.619 --> 00:17:36.599
cool to witness it and then get to chime in a

00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:40.000
little bit later. So if anybody hears crazy talk

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from any of us today, know it's all in good fun.

00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:46.259
It's all in love. And, you know, we're just having

00:17:46.259 --> 00:17:48.640
a good time here. Dean, I gave a brief explanation

00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:53.519
of how we met at the agency. You know, Michelle

00:17:53.519 --> 00:17:56.720
was a fit modeling, whatever. I was like, yeah,

00:17:56.740 --> 00:17:58.059
as soon as we met each other, we just fucking

00:17:58.059 --> 00:18:00.400
hit it off. And then I did not, I brought you

00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:04.460
a, a grenade paperweight. You did. You did. But

00:18:04.460 --> 00:18:07.460
let me, let me preface it all this with what

00:18:07.460 --> 00:18:11.019
really happened. Okay. Okay. Here's what happened.

00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:14.019
Okay. So, so I'm booking Michelle for Nike as

00:18:14.019 --> 00:18:16.299
a fit model. And one day she comes in, brings

00:18:16.299 --> 00:18:18.759
in her, her receipts and stuff like that. And

00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:22.140
she's driving like a. 4 30 s class you know i'm

00:18:22.140 --> 00:18:24.240
like hey i know you're not making that kind of

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dough of course i didn't say that to her you

00:18:27.819 --> 00:18:30.759
know right and then uh and then she we started

00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:32.819
talking she said yeah my my husband's a drummer

00:18:32.819 --> 00:18:35.700
for live and i was like okay see you later and

00:18:35.700 --> 00:18:40.539
uh so then uh and so then uh We started talking

00:18:40.539 --> 00:18:42.380
about a week after that, and she was like, well,

00:18:42.380 --> 00:18:43.980
Chad loves to go fishing. You should go fishing

00:18:43.980 --> 00:18:46.539
together. I'm like, okay, well, she gave me his

00:18:46.539 --> 00:18:48.500
number. I said, hey, I'll give him a buzz. So

00:18:48.500 --> 00:18:49.940
I gave him a buzz, and he never called me back.

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And then the next week. Don't talk to strangers.

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And then a week later, she came back in. She

00:18:58.119 --> 00:18:59.640
goes, did you call Chad? I said, yeah, I called

00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:00.759
him and left a message for him. I said, hey,

00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:02.180
let's go fishing, right? She goes, well, just

00:19:02.180 --> 00:19:03.940
call him again. He's super busy, right? And I'm

00:19:03.940 --> 00:19:06.039
like, oh, okay. So I call him again, never call

00:19:06.039 --> 00:19:10.059
me back. I don't remember this part. You don't?

00:19:10.140 --> 00:19:15.500
Oh, my God. It's hysterical. And then a week

00:19:15.500 --> 00:19:17.099
later, she comes back in. I said, look, man,

00:19:17.140 --> 00:19:20.460
I don't fucking chase relationships, okay? Just

00:19:20.460 --> 00:19:23.740
don't give a fuck who you are. I love it. And

00:19:23.740 --> 00:19:27.299
so I called him one more time. And then you called

00:19:27.299 --> 00:19:28.900
me back, man. You were like, hey, man, I thought

00:19:28.900 --> 00:19:32.220
you were going to call me to go fishing. I called

00:19:32.220 --> 00:19:34.619
you three times. Oh, I don't remember this. That's

00:19:34.619 --> 00:19:37.140
why you're great. And why did I bring you the

00:19:37.140 --> 00:19:39.670
grenade after that? Yeah. Then you brought me

00:19:39.670 --> 00:19:41.589
the grenade after that. That's right. Absolutely.

00:19:41.789 --> 00:19:45.109
Which I still have to this day. Dean, I forgot

00:19:45.109 --> 00:19:48.049
to tell you, by the way, Chad just said it was

00:19:48.049 --> 00:19:50.950
on a time sensitive thing. It's actually a live

00:19:50.950 --> 00:19:53.549
grenade that he could really just put on at any

00:19:53.549 --> 00:19:56.329
moment. So be careful. Well, let me put it to

00:19:56.329 --> 00:19:58.450
you this way. Like I'm ex -military. Okay. I

00:19:58.450 --> 00:20:00.769
can't talk about it, but I'm not, I'm ex -military.

00:20:01.630 --> 00:20:04.529
He's ex -coast guard. Let's just qualify everything.

00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:08.900
i said you can't talk about it right dad come

00:20:08.900 --> 00:20:12.960
on and then i got uh i've got some missiles okay

00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:16.400
planted at the house so you know you know it's

00:20:16.400 --> 00:20:19.700
just a push of a button man and and boom we can

00:20:19.700 --> 00:20:21.539
annihilate each other we have we have mutually

00:20:21.539 --> 00:20:24.200
assured destruction between the two of us that's

00:20:24.200 --> 00:20:26.859
why the world works right that mutually shared

00:20:26.859 --> 00:20:29.900
destruction button is uh they we all know what

00:20:29.900 --> 00:20:32.920
happens when it's clicked right yeah exactly

00:20:34.009 --> 00:20:36.930
So we did go fishing a couple of times. Yeah,

00:20:37.009 --> 00:20:39.269
we did. No, I mean, I think some of the best

00:20:39.269 --> 00:20:44.329
memories were before we met. But anyway, I have

00:20:44.329 --> 00:20:49.410
a question. Are you still in the is it agent

00:20:49.410 --> 00:20:51.990
business? Like because you were doing models

00:20:51.990 --> 00:20:55.829
and stuff like that. Is it? Yeah. No, I got out

00:20:55.829 --> 00:20:58.710
of that and went to a company that we worked

00:20:58.710 --> 00:21:01.529
with called Photo Group. And so it stayed with

00:21:01.529 --> 00:21:04.599
them for a little bit. And then just kind of

00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:07.420
really moved around the last 18 years, ran a

00:21:07.420 --> 00:21:10.480
Porsche dealership, Audi Porsche dealership.

00:21:10.619 --> 00:21:13.200
Cool. And really just recently retired, man.

00:21:13.500 --> 00:21:16.819
Well, he abandoned me in Portland. He did that.

00:21:16.859 --> 00:21:20.859
He left. Well, the subtext is that I just had

00:21:20.859 --> 00:21:23.220
to get away. Couldn't take it anymore. I had

00:21:23.220 --> 00:21:25.640
to run, man. I changed my name. Here we are.

00:21:25.740 --> 00:21:28.740
Here we are. What's your name? What say to you

00:21:28.740 --> 00:21:32.150
in now, Dean? uh i'm in denver colorado now so

00:21:32.150 --> 00:21:36.809
nice yeah did you get to see any of the uh illegals

00:21:36.809 --> 00:21:38.609
that were busting over there because i heard

00:21:38.609 --> 00:21:40.910
they bust in a bunch and your city's like what

00:21:40.910 --> 00:21:44.950
not bigger than uh 20 000 people or some shit

00:21:44.950 --> 00:21:47.630
like it's not a big city i mean no denver's pretty

00:21:47.630 --> 00:21:52.150
yeah denver's pretty big so yeah so um yeah no

00:21:52.150 --> 00:21:54.450
it's it's like we opened up the gates man you

00:21:54.450 --> 00:21:59.569
know so but uh i'm outside of of denver so You

00:21:59.569 --> 00:22:01.029
know, we're not really getting too much of that

00:22:01.029 --> 00:22:06.029
effect. Gotcha. He's in a suburb with no riffraff

00:22:06.029 --> 00:22:08.349
out there. Yeah, there's no riffraff out here,

00:22:08.410 --> 00:22:12.470
other than myself. Weed is legal in your neck

00:22:12.470 --> 00:22:15.509
of the woods, I think. It is legal, absolutely.

00:22:16.069 --> 00:22:19.329
Do you think it should be, like, across the United

00:22:19.329 --> 00:22:23.230
States? Absolutely. Absolutely. I think it should

00:22:23.230 --> 00:22:25.009
be. It should have been done a long time ago.

00:22:26.229 --> 00:22:29.750
You saw the Oregon back to Portland. They just

00:22:29.750 --> 00:22:32.710
repealed the law to make all drugs legal, right?

00:22:32.809 --> 00:22:36.809
They were like, we created a fucking big -ass

00:22:36.809 --> 00:22:41.430
problem. We got to repeal that law. That's one

00:22:41.430 --> 00:22:43.710
of your super -lib policies that fucking went

00:22:43.710 --> 00:22:47.250
backfired on you. Yeah. No, it's a shit show.

00:22:47.309 --> 00:22:50.680
Because you know my son lives there. yeah going

00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:52.880
downtown it's like you just don't even do it

00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:55.460
you know oh yeah man portland is way different

00:22:55.460 --> 00:22:58.140
than when we fucking lived there oh crazy man

00:22:58.140 --> 00:22:59.940
which was so long you don't think about it you

00:22:59.940 --> 00:23:02.220
know but so long ago jesus christ i think that

00:23:02.220 --> 00:23:05.440
when i was when i was booking models i think

00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:07.720
that's when my father passed away and i was trying

00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:09.539
to think of when that was but god it's got to

00:23:09.539 --> 00:23:13.259
be 20 something years 25 years that's when you

00:23:13.259 --> 00:23:21.119
got your dad's boat He got his dad's boat and

00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:24.099
he goes to Florida. It was in Florida, right?

00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:26.200
He towed it all the way back. A little Boston

00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:28.559
whaler. So we would use that to go fishing and

00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:31.119
crabbing. And I don't know, we were working on

00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:32.519
it one day and I drilled something. He's like,

00:23:32.599 --> 00:23:35.339
what are you doing to my dad's boat? I was all

00:23:35.339 --> 00:23:39.039
like, I'm sorry. He's like, I gotcha. You were

00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:40.960
drilling on the boat? Don't you know? Yeah, we

00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:44.599
were doing something to it. Yeah, it was the

00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:48.440
seats. Yeah, somehow we broke the seats. If the

00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.119
boat is a rocking, don't come a knocking, ladies

00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:54.670
and gentlemen. That's so true. It's so. It's

00:23:54.670 --> 00:23:56.509
so funny too, John, because of the fact that

00:23:56.509 --> 00:23:59.849
the boat was just 13 feet long. And it would

00:23:59.849 --> 00:24:03.490
be Chad, Jason, and myself on this thing. And

00:24:03.490 --> 00:24:05.710
when you think about 13 feet, man, it's not big

00:24:05.710 --> 00:24:09.109
at all. So we got crab pots on this thing. But

00:24:09.109 --> 00:24:10.950
what I was going to say was one of my fondest

00:24:10.950 --> 00:24:13.009
memories was doing that and then going back to

00:24:13.009 --> 00:24:15.990
the house and hooking all that crab up, man,

00:24:16.009 --> 00:24:18.690
remember? And just dumping it on the table. We

00:24:18.690 --> 00:24:21.569
used to go out to Brown Astoria and go crabbing

00:24:21.569 --> 00:24:25.339
out there. It's just great. freaking put a pot

00:24:25.339 --> 00:24:26.759
in the water for a little while and you pull

00:24:26.759 --> 00:24:29.819
up Dungeness Crab. It's amazing. You said Astoria

00:24:29.819 --> 00:24:33.420
like Queens? No, Astoria like Oregon. Oh, it's

00:24:33.420 --> 00:24:37.059
actually Chilamook Bay. Yeah. We're driving all

00:24:37.059 --> 00:24:39.480
the way across the country to Astoria, Queens

00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:42.019
to go crabbing and then driving back to Portland.

00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:47.779
Don't mind me. Astoria, Oregon where the Goonies

00:24:47.779 --> 00:24:50.000
was filmed. That's where we were. Nice. Yeah,

00:24:50.500 --> 00:24:53.460
we were actually at Chilamook Bay. So I was in

00:24:53.460 --> 00:24:55.319
the Coast Guard until I was there for the longest

00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:59.519
time. Yeah. But, no, those were great trips,

00:24:59.619 --> 00:25:02.539
man. Jesus Christ. I was charging you guys big

00:25:02.539 --> 00:25:04.500
dollars for cookies, remember, because it was

00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:06.740
supply and demand. We'd be out in the middle

00:25:06.740 --> 00:25:08.980
of the water all hungry, and he'd pull out a

00:25:08.980 --> 00:25:13.980
big package of Chips Ahoy. So deep. And he just

00:25:13.980 --> 00:25:19.220
goes, $4 a cookie. $4 a cookie. Goddamn, they're

00:25:19.220 --> 00:25:21.490
going to be weeding those. Yeah, you know what?

00:25:21.529 --> 00:25:23.029
Here's the thing, man. We're out on the water,

00:25:23.049 --> 00:25:25.289
baby. This is supply and demand, you know what

00:25:25.289 --> 00:25:28.130
I mean? I like the way you gentlemen think. So,

00:25:28.150 --> 00:25:31.049
Dean, you got to come to Jersey, and Chad, too.

00:25:31.150 --> 00:25:33.589
We'll show you what real crabs look and taste

00:25:33.589 --> 00:25:36.630
like. Blue claws, baby. I mean, we got the— Hey,

00:25:36.650 --> 00:25:40.230
I like blue crab, too. Those are my favorite.

00:25:40.349 --> 00:25:42.549
But actually, I would make the Dungeness crab

00:25:42.549 --> 00:25:45.210
in the blue crab style with the Maryland seasoning,

00:25:45.309 --> 00:25:47.630
the Old Bay and stuff, and they were freaking

00:25:47.630 --> 00:25:50.940
rocking. Yeah, man. it was so crazy how many

00:25:50.940 --> 00:25:53.099
we would put on that table too because i think

00:25:53.099 --> 00:25:57.460
back then uh i think the limit was 12 a person

00:25:57.460 --> 00:26:00.900
and we had three so you got 36 dungeness crab

00:26:00.900 --> 00:26:03.440
just laying on this table you know way more than

00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:06.180
we could eat but it was it was freaking awesome

00:26:06.180 --> 00:26:09.259
though so in jersey i don't think there is a

00:26:09.259 --> 00:26:11.980
limit on how many you could bring in it's just

00:26:11.980 --> 00:26:14.220
they have to be a certain size and they can't

00:26:14.220 --> 00:26:17.480
be female so we could we could grab all day every

00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:19.559
day get as much the thing is with those blue

00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:22.019
claws though you have to like eat a ton because

00:26:22.019 --> 00:26:25.200
there's not much meat in them but right the meat

00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:30.539
yeah the meat that is in them is delicioso that's

00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:33.160
what i lived in when i lived in florida we used

00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.460
to do were they rock crab or maybe they were

00:26:36.460 --> 00:26:38.480
i don't know maybe stone crab or something like

00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:41.380
that but they had like one big major class yeah

00:26:41.380 --> 00:26:45.480
yeah and uh yeah when we when i was in the coast

00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.839
guard up in uh up in alaska we used to pull um

00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:52.539
crab pots that were in the channel and so those

00:26:52.539 --> 00:26:54.900
were king crab though and they were massive and

00:26:54.900 --> 00:26:58.359
the pots were just like huge and it would feed

00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:00.859
the entire crew but you know we'd pull them even

00:27:00.859 --> 00:27:03.539
if they weren't in the channel so you just had

00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:05.839
a Well, you had some kind of rig on the ship

00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:09.640
or the boat? Yeah, it was a capstan. So you snagged

00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:11.640
the line, put the rope around the capstan, and

00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:15.440
then you would pull the pot up. And then we'd

00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:17.400
steal all the crab out of it and then put it

00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:20.559
back. Yes, that's the way to do it. You weren't

00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:22.279
stealing. You were working for the federal government.

00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:25.299
You were, what do they call that, confiscating.

00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:28.319
We were confiscating, but I think we smuggled

00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:30.559
more drugs in the Coast Guard than actual people

00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:33.440
who were smuggling did. That makes sense. That

00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:35.420
makes sense. They used to take out the, what

00:27:35.420 --> 00:27:37.900
was it, a 52 motor lifeboat? Was it 52 foot?

00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:40.940
Well, that was a total of 44. Now they're 54.

00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:44.400
Well, they would take out these motor lifeboats.

00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:46.960
It's a little, if you're familiar with the Coast

00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:48.880
Guard, you see these little lifeboats that they'll

00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.099
send out. But they used to take them out on the

00:27:51.099 --> 00:27:53.039
surf and fucking roll them over because they

00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:57.569
were self -righting. Right. Try to try to the

00:27:57.569 --> 00:28:00.509
bottom of it, man. You'd get all the way over

00:28:00.509 --> 00:28:02.309
like this. You'd be underwater and then they

00:28:02.309 --> 00:28:04.490
would literally would flip back over. Crazy.

00:28:05.309 --> 00:28:07.910
Wow. You know, but we started getting into a

00:28:07.910 --> 00:28:09.589
lot of trouble for that because it started busting

00:28:09.589 --> 00:28:15.190
like these $20 ,000 antennas. Now we got a little

00:28:15.190 --> 00:28:18.329
trouble. Retired from the military. It was those

00:28:18.329 --> 00:28:23.170
types of situations. Yeah, exactly. No, I got

00:28:23.170 --> 00:28:26.069
out at the right time, you know. By the way,

00:28:26.089 --> 00:28:28.490
because they are looking for you. We know he's

00:28:28.490 --> 00:28:30.609
MIA, but that's why I was trying to figure out

00:28:30.609 --> 00:28:32.529
what state you're in now. I'm with them working,

00:28:32.569 --> 00:28:34.690
trying to get you. So that's what's going on

00:28:34.690 --> 00:28:38.170
here. Yeah, Dean, you should joke. He was Coast

00:28:38.170 --> 00:28:41.589
Guard Special Forces. Yeah. And then that became

00:28:41.589 --> 00:28:43.470
a real thing, though. They were sending Coast

00:28:43.470 --> 00:28:46.369
Guard Special Forces down into, like, drug addiction

00:28:46.369 --> 00:28:48.890
down in South America. We were like, oh, that's,

00:28:48.890 --> 00:28:51.509
oh. Coast Guard Special Forces is real. Holy

00:28:51.509 --> 00:28:54.910
shit. Yeah. They do a lot of that in Miami, too,

00:28:55.009 --> 00:28:58.210
with drug enforcement. But I wasn't part of that.

00:28:58.329 --> 00:29:02.269
No, I was kind of workless in it. Oh, so you

00:29:02.269 --> 00:29:03.750
admit it. You weren't part of that. Finally,

00:29:03.769 --> 00:29:06.329
you admit it. Yeah. Well, I always wanted you

00:29:06.329 --> 00:29:08.470
to think I was a special agent, special, you

00:29:08.470 --> 00:29:12.329
know. Oh, you're special. Okay. Yeah. Special

00:29:12.329 --> 00:29:15.170
ed. Yeah. that's how they have to do it though

00:29:15.170 --> 00:29:18.289
i mean you know with um you never know who really

00:29:18.289 --> 00:29:21.289
is in the cia special forces all that stuff it's

00:29:21.289 --> 00:29:25.309
like a clandestine secret thing and yes on purpose

00:29:25.309 --> 00:29:27.829
for sure yeah there's so much happening right

00:29:27.829 --> 00:29:29.789
now that we don't even know about it's just crazy

00:29:29.789 --> 00:29:33.829
oh it's all yeah always always yeah dean go ahead

00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:37.839
No, sorry. Dean and I were, Chad and I were talking

00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:40.660
about how we didn't realize, you know, like 10

00:29:40.660 --> 00:29:43.119
plus years ago, like how big of a propaganda

00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:46.380
machine the USA is. Like we always knew China

00:29:46.380 --> 00:29:50.079
was, their citizens know it, the world knows

00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:53.259
it, but we didn't realize really just how much

00:29:53.259 --> 00:29:56.180
and how deep the propaganda machine runs in the

00:29:56.180 --> 00:29:59.220
United States and how, you know, in Hollywood,

00:29:59.380 --> 00:30:01.640
you know, all the way from, you know, to everywhere.

00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:06.619
the internet, social media, and it's starting

00:30:06.619 --> 00:30:10.480
to come to light now. Well, I'll say it again.

00:30:11.019 --> 00:30:15.480
Ten years ago, 2014, Obama repealed the Smith

00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:19.500
-Munt Act, which made propagandizing the U .S.

00:30:19.579 --> 00:30:23.980
public illegal. He repealed that. So from here,

00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:26.960
just think about what's happened since 2014 with

00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:30.019
the media. It's crazy. You know, I talked to

00:30:30.019 --> 00:30:31.859
my mom this morning, man. And she was just like,

00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:33.920
you know, and she's 84, man. So she jumps on

00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:36.019
the line and starts reading all this crap, you

00:30:36.019 --> 00:30:37.440
know, and I'm just like, she's like, I don't

00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:39.059
know what to believe anymore. And I'm like, yeah,

00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:41.339
I mean, you get on there and it's like, you don't

00:30:41.339 --> 00:30:44.480
know what to believe anymore, you know? So it's

00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:46.099
just great, especially for an 84 year old who

00:30:46.099 --> 00:30:48.039
can hardly work a computer. You know what I mean?

00:30:48.099 --> 00:30:50.720
Exactly. There's millions like her too. Like

00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:53.480
they don't have to fucking. Yeah. Yeah. They

00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:58.460
listen to mainstream media and it's like. yeah

00:30:58.460 --> 00:31:02.240
it's worse deep fakes ai all that stuff like

00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:05.759
oh my god yeah it shows bombings going on in

00:31:05.759 --> 00:31:08.240
gaza or wherever and well you remember that movie

00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:12.359
wag the dog with de niro of all people yeah robert

00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:14.359
de niro who's a great actor but he's clearly

00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:17.299
has trump deranging syndrome but anyway he uh

00:31:17.299 --> 00:31:19.079
he thinks he's going to be assassinated if trump

00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:22.599
gets back in the office Nobody gives a fuck about

00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:25.819
you, Robert De Niro. Exactly. You're not that

00:31:25.819 --> 00:31:28.779
important. That's the narcissist of the actor

00:31:28.779 --> 00:31:31.700
interjecting himself into situations that probably

00:31:31.700 --> 00:31:34.759
don't really fucking need him. But anyway, there

00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:39.039
was Wag the Dog. They were starting wars in order

00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:43.180
to basically blind the public to it or actually

00:31:43.180 --> 00:31:45.460
talking about wars. It's a great movie to watch

00:31:45.460 --> 00:31:47.680
because it's exactly what our government does.

00:31:48.109 --> 00:31:50.430
Yeah. Yeah. It's been a long time since I've

00:31:50.430 --> 00:31:53.789
seen that. So, yeah, I'll have to watch that

00:31:53.789 --> 00:31:57.490
again, though. But, no, you're right. It's, yeah,

00:31:57.630 --> 00:31:59.789
De Niro is, who's going to shoot him? I mean.

00:32:00.829 --> 00:32:04.309
Right. I think he was on Bill Maher saying that.

00:32:04.750 --> 00:32:08.410
Oh, really? Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Not too long

00:32:08.410 --> 00:32:11.849
ago. I think the same guy who killed Epstein

00:32:11.849 --> 00:32:13.930
is going to kill De Niro. Well, there you go.

00:32:14.490 --> 00:32:16.329
Yeah, I don't think De Niro is as important as

00:32:16.329 --> 00:32:19.819
Epstein. Yeah. Isn't that crazy to think? Well,

00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:22.900
first of all, that, you know, they, people, Alex

00:32:22.900 --> 00:32:25.019
Jones included was speaking about that Island

00:32:25.019 --> 00:32:27.339
for a long time. Everybody shunned them and didn't

00:32:27.339 --> 00:32:29.920
believe. And now we know it's for a hundred percent

00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:33.599
real, but it's still not a hundred percent known

00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:36.960
that that dude was literally working for the

00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:39.640
CIA or some form of a, the secret government,

00:32:39.660 --> 00:32:43.000
you know, secret. I've heard CIA, like who knows,

00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:46.190
but he's working for somebody. Yeah, I read something

00:32:46.190 --> 00:32:50.009
with the United States because of how much he

00:32:50.009 --> 00:32:53.569
got to, you know, get all legal freedoms in this

00:32:53.569 --> 00:32:56.650
country. I mean, Assad could have as well, but

00:32:56.650 --> 00:33:00.109
I think really it comes down to U .S. shit. Well,

00:33:00.130 --> 00:33:02.890
now you got Diddy. Yeah, I was going to say.

00:33:02.950 --> 00:33:06.309
Diddy is releasing names. I mean, so this was

00:33:06.309 --> 00:33:08.369
crazy about Diddy. Like, he's still allowed to

00:33:08.369 --> 00:33:10.670
be on public on all the social medias, like,

00:33:10.750 --> 00:33:14.509
you know. Kanye got kicked off for saying what

00:33:14.509 --> 00:33:16.089
he was saying, even though it's crazy. It's,

00:33:16.170 --> 00:33:18.109
you know, first amendment, but Diddy is literally

00:33:18.109 --> 00:33:20.789
still on and he put out a video releasing names

00:33:20.789 --> 00:33:23.230
and he's just reading names with his daughter,

00:33:23.329 --> 00:33:27.049
reading the names after Oprah fucking all these

00:33:27.049 --> 00:33:29.390
famous people. And he said, wow, next video,

00:33:29.450 --> 00:33:32.309
which is supposed to come out today at probably,

00:33:32.490 --> 00:33:36.769
I think at noon or noon Pacific, he's supposed

00:33:36.769 --> 00:33:40.269
to be giving even more names. Wow. He said Dwayne

00:33:40.269 --> 00:33:44.569
Johnson. He said fucking Oprah. He said, I wish

00:33:44.569 --> 00:33:48.029
I could remember Kelly Rowland from the group.

00:33:49.450 --> 00:33:52.930
What was she in? Pussycats and Dolls are one

00:33:52.930 --> 00:33:57.690
of those fucking groups. I was like, wow. Well,

00:33:57.769 --> 00:33:59.990
they were saying that he, I don't know what he

00:33:59.990 --> 00:34:02.690
did with his son, but some sort of. crazy sexual

00:34:02.690 --> 00:34:04.569
stuff or whatever man i don't know that was out

00:34:04.569 --> 00:34:06.190
this morning or something well that's that's

00:34:06.190 --> 00:34:08.929
what he's that's also like bieber and usher and

00:34:08.929 --> 00:34:10.829
all these all these young artists that he was

00:34:10.829 --> 00:34:14.730
helping along the way yeah and then the jupiter

00:34:14.730 --> 00:34:17.010
guys remember the chapelle show when dave chapelle

00:34:17.010 --> 00:34:20.050
was doing diddy yeah and he's in the studio and

00:34:20.050 --> 00:34:22.429
he's like studio shut down the only way i'll

00:34:22.429 --> 00:34:25.570
open the studio is if you go to to brooklyn and

00:34:25.570 --> 00:34:30.820
get me some cambodian titty milk yo chapelle's

00:34:30.820 --> 00:34:33.659
the man and cat williams is the man too oh my

00:34:33.659 --> 00:34:36.059
god i love chapelle yeah yeah chapelle's crazy

00:34:36.059 --> 00:34:41.739
yeah absolutely he's awesome they so uh you saw

00:34:41.739 --> 00:34:44.480
andy the other day man you know yeah one of my

00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:47.159
other good friends that moved from california

00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:50.619
abandoned me here god damn moved moved to denver

00:34:50.619 --> 00:34:53.420
and then i i put those two together now they're

00:34:53.420 --> 00:34:59.090
friends yeah We got hammered that day. Yes, Dean.

00:34:59.489 --> 00:35:03.650
That's great. We went to brunch where we all

00:35:03.650 --> 00:35:06.530
sat there and drank Bloody Marys and beers, and

00:35:06.530 --> 00:35:08.510
then we came here and tapped into my whiskey

00:35:08.510 --> 00:35:13.869
collection. I don't know how many whiskeys we

00:35:13.869 --> 00:35:15.789
had, but the beer I've been drinking lately is

00:35:15.789 --> 00:35:19.690
like 9 % to 17%. As you're retired, you can pretty

00:35:19.690 --> 00:35:24.860
much do whatever the fuck you want to. The beer?

00:35:24.980 --> 00:35:26.840
What's that? Are you getting that beer from Canada?

00:35:27.260 --> 00:35:29.420
Doesn't U .S. have some sort of limit on how

00:35:29.420 --> 00:35:32.900
much they can put in beer? I'm not sure. No,

00:35:33.019 --> 00:35:35.500
a lot of these are Colorado beers, believe it

00:35:35.500 --> 00:35:38.380
or not. So some of them are limited editions.

00:35:38.500 --> 00:35:40.239
I just picked one up that was like, I didn't

00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:43.139
even realize it was 17 % until I got home. And

00:35:43.139 --> 00:35:44.760
then I looked at the bottle and it was like 17

00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:48.159
.9%. I'm like, holy shit. But most of the beers

00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:51.000
are like 9%. But no, we tapped into, I opened

00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:54.340
up some really good bottles of whiskey. And tell

00:35:54.340 --> 00:35:56.539
us about your collection. Dean is an avid whiskey

00:35:56.539 --> 00:35:59.380
collector. He's been doing it for years. I think

00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:01.780
I said on our live show the other day, because

00:36:01.780 --> 00:36:04.659
we were drinking whiskey and I said that, you

00:36:04.659 --> 00:36:08.260
know, he, he, he takes all these bottles to like

00:36:08.260 --> 00:36:11.679
Chicago or some, some auction there and it's

00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.199
a lot of money for him. So yeah, it's, it's kind

00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:15.760
of crazy. You know, I think I was telling you

00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:18.519
that I bought a bottle for 79 bucks about 10

00:36:18.519 --> 00:36:21.940
years ago and it went for 3 ,400. Wow. Crazy.

00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.840
Stupid. stupid roi but yeah have you ever heard

00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:28.900
of angels and envy yes oh yeah i've got to have

00:36:28.900 --> 00:36:30.480
a bottle of that and like i don't know where

00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:32.920
it came from but that's what i was drinking when

00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:34.860
we were doing because we go on instagram live

00:36:34.860 --> 00:36:39.340
like once a week okay in the evening and we usually

00:36:39.340 --> 00:36:42.099
drink so i was drinking angels and envy thinking

00:36:42.099 --> 00:36:44.059
of you yeah no i like that's a good product man

00:36:44.059 --> 00:36:45.619
that's a really good product they have a limited

00:36:45.619 --> 00:36:47.320
edition that i just was able to pick up that's

00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:49.019
like a three pack or something like that i really

00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:50.500
haven't looked at i just bought it threw it on

00:36:50.500 --> 00:36:54.409
the bar but Um, now we tapped into, we tapped

00:36:54.409 --> 00:36:56.150
into, well, that's kind of what it is these days,

00:36:56.190 --> 00:36:58.309
you know, as just, if one of the guys calls me

00:36:58.309 --> 00:36:59.730
up and says, Hey, I got something, do you want

00:36:59.730 --> 00:37:01.570
it? Uh, actually called me up this morning and

00:37:01.570 --> 00:37:03.110
said, Hey, I got a bottle for you if you want

00:37:03.110 --> 00:37:05.309
it. Well, it's, it's been pretty good. It's been,

00:37:05.329 --> 00:37:07.150
you know, what's, I think what's crazy about

00:37:07.150 --> 00:37:08.969
it, man, is that I, you know, there's some really

00:37:08.969 --> 00:37:10.949
expensive bottles out there, you know, I mean,

00:37:10.969 --> 00:37:12.949
Pappy Van Winkle and all that kind of stuff.

00:37:13.170 --> 00:37:16.389
And quite frankly, the $70 bottle, man, is, is

00:37:16.389 --> 00:37:17.789
I could turn you on to some bottles that are

00:37:17.789 --> 00:37:20.630
fantastic, man, that are like 60 bucks, you know,

00:37:20.630 --> 00:37:23.530
that I think really outweigh the other really

00:37:23.530 --> 00:37:25.349
top. It's just a matter of being able to get

00:37:25.349 --> 00:37:28.570
them. Why is that Pappy Van Winkle so, so revered?

00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:31.760
It's limited, you know, I mean, they only do

00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.139
so much. So like, I've got a bottle of 23 here,

00:37:35.300 --> 00:37:38.119
but I was from what, and I would never crack

00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:40.559
it, you know, but from what I understand, the

00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:43.980
15 is a lot better. I'll crack it. I'll throw

00:37:43.980 --> 00:37:48.980
it on the ground. Yeah. Dean, have you tried

00:37:48.980 --> 00:37:52.579
Jack Daniels? They have a Frank Sinatra edition.

00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:56.699
Yes, I've got that. There's two versions of that.

00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:59.340
So there's a one that's probably about 200, and

00:37:59.340 --> 00:38:01.539
then there's one that I think is almost 1 ,000

00:38:01.539 --> 00:38:05.280
now. But you get a lot of other crazy stuff.

00:38:05.340 --> 00:38:07.199
I don't know if you can see the bar or not. I

00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:09.219
mean, can I turn this around? Yeah, show us,

00:38:09.260 --> 00:38:11.099
man. I was going to ask if you could show us.

00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:16.139
Yo! That's probably just a fraction of it, right?

00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:20.019
And that's like for consumption? Like people

00:38:20.019 --> 00:38:22.230
come over, they could... like have some of that

00:38:22.230 --> 00:38:24.289
or is that like your shit that you don't get

00:38:24.289 --> 00:38:27.130
into there's there's some on there that we don't

00:38:27.130 --> 00:38:28.889
get into and then there's some that we do you

00:38:28.889 --> 00:38:30.949
know and i'm not afraid of opening up you know

00:38:30.949 --> 00:38:34.150
something that's really good so uh but and i

00:38:34.150 --> 00:38:37.250
think andy and i cracked like four bottles open

00:38:37.250 --> 00:38:42.070
i think by 7 45 they don't we i can't even remember

00:38:42.860 --> 00:38:45.099
I can't even remember saying goodbye to anybody.

00:38:45.340 --> 00:38:49.800
That's how bad it was. Andy and I were out there

00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:52.780
drinking whiskey and 9 % beer at the same time.

00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:58.420
Then the next day, I reached out and I'm like,

00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:04.159
dude, what the fuck? I guess we ordered pizza.

00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:07.400
I ate a whole bunch of pizza. Did you polish

00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.440
all four models? No. We just cracked them open.

00:39:14.129 --> 00:39:16.650
Oh no, God, we got to be dead, man. You know,

00:39:16.690 --> 00:39:19.130
but no, we cracked open some really good bottles

00:39:19.130 --> 00:39:21.210
and we had a, we had a good time. And it's funny

00:39:21.210 --> 00:39:23.070
because the next day Andy came back and picked

00:39:23.070 --> 00:39:25.010
up his truck and I go, no wonder we only get

00:39:25.010 --> 00:39:29.210
together once time a year. Why are we doing this

00:39:29.210 --> 00:39:31.070
podcast over zoom? We should have done it from

00:39:31.070 --> 00:39:33.090
Dean's house, brought the equipment and just

00:39:33.090 --> 00:39:36.130
got into some of that. Let's do it. Wide open

00:39:36.130 --> 00:39:37.949
for that. I'm going out there in the summer.

00:39:37.969 --> 00:39:39.510
So I'm going to hang out with those guys, but

00:39:39.510 --> 00:39:43.289
let's fucking do it. episode yeah we got to get

00:39:43.289 --> 00:39:46.190
the boat out of denver yeah absolutely yes so

00:39:46.190 --> 00:39:49.309
yeah um i was gonna tell a story about you and

00:39:49.309 --> 00:39:52.210
i forgot what it was uh there's so many was it

00:39:52.210 --> 00:39:55.869
good or bad smoke weed oh dean we'll get some

00:39:55.869 --> 00:39:59.010
weed infused uh drinks because i know denver's

00:39:59.010 --> 00:40:00.730
got those too and we'll get him real so yeah

00:40:00.730 --> 00:40:03.329
definitely yeah i saw something at the weed store

00:40:03.329 --> 00:40:07.010
in california that's infused uh you know like

00:40:07.010 --> 00:40:10.380
uh like truly's with infused cannabis and i'm

00:40:10.380 --> 00:40:12.559
like oh no shit yeah i don't know if you can

00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:14.280
get that i've never seen that out here so i don't

00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:16.460
know unless you go to a you know a weed store

00:40:16.460 --> 00:40:18.519
but when i was running the dealership there was

00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:20.559
a lot of guys who literally would come and buy

00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:22.099
portions they'd open up the trunk and it would

00:40:22.099 --> 00:40:28.599
be like that's a huge thing of cash And like

00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:30.840
a bag of weed that was like the size of a garbage

00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:32.840
bag. You know what I'm like? You're just like,

00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:38.400
Jesus guy. He'd be like, Hey, can I buy a Porsche?

00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:40.539
Like, you know, with this weed and what's like,

00:40:40.539 --> 00:40:43.539
no. Yeah. We were trying to buy a Porsche with

00:40:43.539 --> 00:40:46.940
that. You could, you could buy it with the cash,

00:40:47.059 --> 00:40:48.480
but the problem with the government is anything

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:51.139
over 10 grand. We have to report that to the

00:40:51.139 --> 00:40:55.590
government. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wants to count

00:40:55.590 --> 00:40:58.510
out 150 grand, you know what I mean? So, you

00:40:58.510 --> 00:41:01.949
know, but my point was, was that, you know, I

00:41:01.949 --> 00:41:03.210
got to be good friends with these guys and they

00:41:03.210 --> 00:41:04.530
would just come by and just drop off a whole

00:41:04.530 --> 00:41:07.969
bunch of stuff, you know? So, so it was all 50

00:41:07.969 --> 00:41:10.469
free, 90 free, which I have 50 free, 90 for your

00:41:10.469 --> 00:41:13.329
best price. Exactly. That is the best price.

00:41:14.530 --> 00:41:16.650
And it wasn't a five finger discount too. So

00:41:16.650 --> 00:41:18.389
you're all good in the hood. It was a, I remember

00:41:18.389 --> 00:41:20.750
the story I wanted to tell. So one time we were,

00:41:20.809 --> 00:41:23.030
we used to hang out at the standard bar in LA.

00:41:23.710 --> 00:41:26.489
if we weren't the whiskey bar but the the manager

00:41:26.489 --> 00:41:28.110
of the whiskey bar went over to this place called

00:41:28.110 --> 00:41:30.389
the standard bar so we kind of followed him we

00:41:30.389 --> 00:41:31.789
were hanging out there all the time we were drinking

00:41:31.789 --> 00:41:34.309
and dean lived in la at the time invited him

00:41:34.309 --> 00:41:37.590
down and we had had dean out several times on

00:41:37.590 --> 00:41:40.050
like tour and like stuff and you know bought

00:41:40.050 --> 00:41:41.949
him drinks and stuff and so at this one point

00:41:41.949 --> 00:41:44.650
he's like hey man i'll get the i'll get the tab

00:41:44.650 --> 00:41:46.369
tonight and i was like i don't know if you want

00:41:46.369 --> 00:41:48.429
to do that he's like yeah man i'm good i was

00:41:48.429 --> 00:41:51.710
like okay and then the bill came and you're like

00:41:52.940 --> 00:41:55.940
I was like, holy shit, man. I forget how much

00:41:55.940 --> 00:41:58.659
it was. Was it $3 ,200 or something? Yeah, it

00:41:58.659 --> 00:42:00.380
was like $3 ,200 or something like that, yeah.

00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:03.820
I was like, holy shit. I got to go to the bathroom

00:42:03.820 --> 00:42:05.760
real quick and then just get in your car and

00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.719
bounce and Chad's stuck there with the bill.

00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:10.780
Oh, Chad, I'll get you next time. I did the old,

00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:14.860
hey, I forgot my wallet act, you know. Now, he

00:42:14.860 --> 00:42:17.840
actually after that, it was kind of funny because

00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:19.960
Chad was, you know, and this is really rare for

00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:22.340
him to become kind in any way, shape or form,

00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:25.800
you know, is that he called me up the next day

00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:27.519
and he goes, hey, let me help out with that bill.

00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:31.000
And I was like, absolutely. Thank you. Nice.

00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:34.579
See, that's a good guy. That's a good guy. People.

00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:38.099
Yeah, people, people, people know that. But some

00:42:38.099 --> 00:42:40.980
people like to say things about, you know, that

00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:44.889
that he's not. And, you know, crazy people. Yeah.

00:42:46.269 --> 00:42:48.010
Those were good times, though, man. Hanging out

00:42:48.010 --> 00:42:49.730
at the Standard was good times, man. You know,

00:42:49.730 --> 00:42:52.329
that was a lot of fun. There was another bar

00:42:52.329 --> 00:42:54.550
that we used to go to, too. I think, didn't Rodman

00:42:54.550 --> 00:42:55.969
meet us over there or something like that one

00:42:55.969 --> 00:42:58.010
night? Oh, Rodman had several bars. Are you talking

00:42:58.010 --> 00:42:59.750
about the Whiskey Bar in the Sunset Market? Maybe

00:42:59.750 --> 00:43:01.769
it was the Whiskey Bar, yeah. Yeah, that was

00:43:01.769 --> 00:43:04.789
like our font. We were there all the time. But

00:43:04.789 --> 00:43:07.989
yeah, Rodman will come there. Oh, yeah. Dean,

00:43:08.050 --> 00:43:11.489
have you been to live shows back in the day?

00:43:12.150 --> 00:43:15.329
Oh, yeah. Tons of them. I think even in even

00:43:15.329 --> 00:43:18.750
going into I think went into studio a couple

00:43:18.750 --> 00:43:20.789
of times with you guys in California that you

00:43:20.789 --> 00:43:22.969
I think you were doing all your separate stuff,

00:43:23.130 --> 00:43:25.929
you know, which was pretty cool to see all that.

00:43:26.030 --> 00:43:28.789
But no, it's been cool. You know, I think really

00:43:28.789 --> 00:43:30.650
I would have loved to have seen you guys like

00:43:30.650 --> 00:43:33.590
early 90s, you know, or 90s, you know, instead

00:43:33.590 --> 00:43:35.650
of, you know, I think when you and I hooked up.

00:43:37.099 --> 00:43:39.219
you know i think uh i didn't get to see as many

00:43:39.219 --> 00:43:40.860
shows as i would have liked to seen the big shows

00:43:40.860 --> 00:43:42.980
you know what i mean so but no i love going to

00:43:42.980 --> 00:43:45.960
them they're awesome man that's an okay drummer

00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:48.219
you know i mean he's all right he's all right

00:43:48.219 --> 00:43:53.079
i get it you know he gets he has that moniker

00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:55.500
the heartbeat of live for some reason just because

00:43:55.500 --> 00:43:58.039
he's okay at it you know what i'm saying yeah

00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:01.639
he hits those drums really hard man really hard

00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:04.699
so But I've always been like a drummer fan, though.

00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:06.440
You know, I mean, Neil Peart and all those guys

00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:09.199
are, you know, Danny Carey. And, you know, I'm

00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:11.800
for some reason, I'm a drummer fans. That's cool.

00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:15.039
Yeah. You don't play. That's interesting. Yeah.

00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:17.800
No, I don't. But it's really my favorite part

00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:19.420
of the whole, you know, because it's really what

00:44:19.420 --> 00:44:21.980
I think. Not that I fucking know. But I think

00:44:21.980 --> 00:44:23.820
between that and bass, you guys really are the

00:44:23.820 --> 00:44:25.199
band. You know, you bring everything together.

00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:28.179
Yeah. Just like Dave Grohl said, if you have

00:44:28.179 --> 00:44:29.980
a shitty drummer in your band, everyone knows.

00:44:30.819 --> 00:44:34.679
yeah yeah absolutely no that's totally true that's

00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:38.400
totally true but no i didn't didn't you have

00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:40.619
like a plastic pexy glass up in front of you

00:44:40.619 --> 00:44:42.559
at one oh yeah that was that was through the

00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:47.300
2000s yeah that was uh that was an ed edict chad

00:44:47.300 --> 00:44:49.860
hated it i guess chad taylor could have been

00:44:49.860 --> 00:44:52.039
involved too probably some power play from his

00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:54.739
fucking ass too but yeah i was i fucking hated

00:44:54.739 --> 00:44:56.880
that shit playing in a cage it was dumb yeah

00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:59.619
that didn't make any sense to me At least it

00:44:59.619 --> 00:45:02.019
was clear and not blacked out so you couldn't

00:45:02.019 --> 00:45:06.039
be seen. You'd carry this flushing glass around

00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:08.360
and get all fucking scratched and it became opaque.

00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:15.360
It was great to watch you play back in the day,

00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:17.179
man. It was a ton of fun, man. I enjoyed every

00:45:17.179 --> 00:45:19.300
show. I think I took a bunch of chicks to it

00:45:19.300 --> 00:45:22.380
too, which was kind of awesome. Back in the early

00:45:22.380 --> 00:45:26.219
days. Now I've all settled down, man. Married.

00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:29.960
Really? I just got done, by the way. I'm putting

00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:33.179
that out there. Hey, congratulations. You just

00:45:33.179 --> 00:45:38.099
got engaged? Divorced. Oh. Final. So we've been

00:45:38.099 --> 00:45:40.239
separated. Total opposite, Dean. Total opposite.

00:45:40.739 --> 00:45:43.599
Total opposite. It's the hearing these days,

00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:47.099
you know. So, ladies, if you're out there, J

00:45:47.099 --> 00:45:51.079
-Ro is on the field, single, ready to mingle.

00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:54.579
Let's go. Let's get the phones up and running.

00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:59.940
Let's go. Let's go. i'm calling yes yeah no i'm

00:45:59.940 --> 00:46:03.199
i'm batting way above my my uh my weight class

00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:06.500
right now you know so because i'll be 64 this

00:46:06.500 --> 00:46:10.900
year and samantha will be 39 that's that's the

00:46:10.900 --> 00:46:13.940
age right there you did it right you did it perfect

00:46:13.940 --> 00:46:15.559
that's how you want to do it if you're gonna

00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:17.719
if you're gonna get married you need that younger

00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:21.739
uh you know energy to to keep you young so you

00:46:21.739 --> 00:46:24.960
did it proper yeah no and she's awesome she's

00:46:27.759 --> 00:46:29.619
Fantastic. That's not what he says off camera.

00:46:29.739 --> 00:46:34.559
Don't worry. Right. She's brutal, man. She's

00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:38.400
Spanish and she's brutal, dude. I have no self

00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.960
-esteem right now whatsoever. Sam puts Dean in

00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:44.219
his place. Good. It's been beaten out of me.

00:46:44.739 --> 00:46:50.960
Yeah. Tu habla espanol, Dean. No. Si. No. Un

00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:56.179
poco. Ah. Ah. Like me. Just enough to be like,

00:46:56.300 --> 00:46:59.300
no, I don't speak that. Yeah, she speaks fluent

00:46:59.300 --> 00:47:02.579
Spanish. So, you know, that's why I'm always

00:47:02.579 --> 00:47:04.219
afraid to go to Mexico with her because it's

00:47:04.219 --> 00:47:06.659
like, kill the white dude, okay? That's what

00:47:06.659 --> 00:47:08.280
she's saying. If she ever wants to get rid of

00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:13.219
you, you start to worry when they all start moving

00:47:13.219 --> 00:47:16.920
away from you. Right. You better learn Spanish

00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:18.659
so you know if she says that, like, kill white

00:47:18.659 --> 00:47:21.940
boy or whatever. Kill the gringo. If you hear

00:47:21.940 --> 00:47:24.920
gringo, you should probably run. I always tell

00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:27.119
all my friends and family that I'm going to Mexico

00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:32.059
with Samantha. Everybody knows if I don't come

00:47:32.059 --> 00:47:38.059
back. Seriously, I'm owned down there. I can't

00:47:38.059 --> 00:47:41.300
really do much of anything. Are you still thinking

00:47:41.300 --> 00:47:43.059
about retiring down there? Are you still thinking

00:47:43.059 --> 00:47:46.019
about getting a place down there? We bought the

00:47:46.019 --> 00:47:49.849
wellness center down there. Yeah, which opened

00:47:49.849 --> 00:47:52.630
up this month. So we'll see how that's going

00:47:52.630 --> 00:47:54.269
to go. Should be really, really cool. I'll send

00:47:54.269 --> 00:47:57.090
you some pics of it. I didn't know about this.

00:47:57.170 --> 00:47:59.809
What kind of wellness center did you buy? It's

00:47:59.809 --> 00:48:04.170
actually a really cool resistance gym that we

00:48:04.170 --> 00:48:07.809
started out with. We couldn't really find the

00:48:07.809 --> 00:48:11.070
place that we really wanted for it because property

00:48:11.070 --> 00:48:13.130
down in Mexico City is really difficult. Now

00:48:13.130 --> 00:48:16.429
keep in mind that their gyms are probably 10

00:48:16.429 --> 00:48:19.059
to 12 years behind what united states is you

00:48:19.059 --> 00:48:21.380
know so resistance to them is like flourishing

00:48:21.380 --> 00:48:24.880
like crazy wow that's crazy wow yeah our our

00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:27.800
business partner uh owns really high -end uh

00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.159
salons down there which is samantha's cousin

00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:33.599
he always does like f1 you know they're so when

00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:35.900
they come in and do f1 in mexico city they go

00:48:35.900 --> 00:48:38.820
down to the tarmac and cut everybody's hair and

00:48:38.820 --> 00:48:40.860
they're very well that's cool yeah they're very

00:48:40.860 --> 00:48:43.750
well known so when he approached us with it Anyway,

00:48:43.809 --> 00:48:45.610
to make a long story short, we found a building

00:48:45.610 --> 00:48:47.909
that worked really well, but it had five other

00:48:47.909 --> 00:48:50.210
spaces in it, so we had to fill those spaces

00:48:50.210 --> 00:48:53.590
out. So they put a salon in and a massage. I

00:48:53.590 --> 00:48:55.230
mean, just the whole thing is there, so you can

00:48:55.230 --> 00:48:57.849
pretty much do whatever you want to. Very cool.

00:48:58.050 --> 00:49:02.670
Can I rub and tug for an extra $25? Does that

00:49:02.670 --> 00:49:06.010
work out there at the massage parlor? You want

00:49:06.010 --> 00:49:09.389
to hear a crazy story, man? Just yesterday. Dean

00:49:09.389 --> 00:49:14.230
does rub and tugs. That's a crazy story. I was

00:49:14.230 --> 00:49:18.130
getting a rub and tug yesterday. No, I was saying

00:49:18.130 --> 00:49:24.389
you do them. Oh, God. Hey, man. Hey, I've upped

00:49:24.389 --> 00:49:29.150
my rate. It's now $7. Okay. Okay. Shit. It was

00:49:29.150 --> 00:49:34.030
$3 .50. You doubled your rate. I don't know.

00:49:34.449 --> 00:49:36.789
Crazy. So, Samantha had some of her friends come

00:49:36.789 --> 00:49:38.949
in, and she has a new boyfriend came up with,

00:49:39.010 --> 00:49:41.190
and they did massages over here. You rub and

00:49:41.190 --> 00:49:46.130
tugged him? she asked and it was a couple's it

00:49:46.130 --> 00:49:49.130
was a couple's thing so she was in the room and

00:49:49.130 --> 00:49:50.789
the girl was just like you know do you want to

00:49:50.789 --> 00:49:52.650
finish up with a rub and tug and he was like

00:49:52.650 --> 00:49:54.769
and he had never had a massage oh she was just

00:49:54.769 --> 00:49:56.789
like i don't even what the fuck is this and she's

00:49:56.789 --> 00:49:58.730
like this is the most uncomfortable thing i've

00:49:58.730 --> 00:50:02.989
ever been in so can i guess that's crazy i guess

00:50:02.989 --> 00:50:05.010
the lady was moaning and all that stuff when

00:50:05.010 --> 00:50:07.889
she was rubbing him down and they said i was

00:50:07.889 --> 00:50:10.110
like usually the experience is not that okay

00:50:10.110 --> 00:50:15.360
yeah wow that's not that yet let's let's preface

00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:18.260
that yet you know what i'm saying yeah exactly

00:50:18.260 --> 00:50:21.199
so i said maybe you're in deep china somewhere

00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:23.079
you'll get that was his first massage ever wow

00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:27.139
yeah i think it was i've had like many many thousands

00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:29.199
of massages and i've never been asked for rub

00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:31.539
and tug well that's what i told him i said me

00:50:31.539 --> 00:50:33.599
too not as much as you have but i've never been

00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:35.159
asked that you know what i mean especially in

00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:38.329
a couple's massage Yeah, dude, that's fucking

00:50:38.329 --> 00:50:40.769
nuts. Wow. That's because you've gone to good

00:50:40.769 --> 00:50:42.590
places for them, you know what I'm saying? Like,

00:50:42.590 --> 00:50:44.769
if you go into a little hole in the wall that

00:50:44.769 --> 00:50:46.929
says massage, you know what I'm saying, then

00:50:46.929 --> 00:50:48.769
you'll be assed. But if you're going to, like,

00:50:48.769 --> 00:50:51.849
a good place, corporate, and, like, spa center

00:50:51.849 --> 00:50:54.670
type deal, they're not doing that there. It's

00:50:54.670 --> 00:50:56.969
those little fucking shady ones. Except in Mexico

00:50:56.969 --> 00:51:00.070
City, apparently. Yeah, when you go to the one

00:51:00.070 --> 00:51:02.190
where half the neon sign is out, you know what

00:51:02.190 --> 00:51:05.130
I'm saying? That's just as massive. That's the

00:51:05.130 --> 00:51:06.869
one you probably want to stay out of, you know

00:51:06.869 --> 00:51:09.329
what I mean? You walk in, you don't even get

00:51:09.329 --> 00:51:11.130
the massage. They just start spanking your shit

00:51:11.130 --> 00:51:12.530
right away. You're like, wait a second, what's

00:51:12.530 --> 00:51:14.389
going on here? I thought I was getting a massage.

00:51:14.969 --> 00:51:17.150
At least that's what I told my ex -wife when

00:51:17.150 --> 00:51:24.510
it happened. Excuse me. Jokes, people. I can

00:51:24.510 --> 00:51:28.670
tell he's newly divorced. He's making jokes,

00:51:28.750 --> 00:51:31.550
but yes. pulling back a little bit. If she listens

00:51:31.550 --> 00:51:33.610
and we still talk, she'll be like, why did you

00:51:33.610 --> 00:51:36.730
say that? I'm like, I'm fucking with you, honey.

00:51:37.869 --> 00:51:41.849
Yes, exactly. You want to keep it cordial with

00:51:41.849 --> 00:51:45.650
the ex. It's an adult thing to do. Absolutely.

00:51:45.730 --> 00:51:50.130
We're still friends. My mother is her best friend,

00:51:50.190 --> 00:51:53.130
considers her a second daughter. It's definitely

00:51:53.130 --> 00:51:56.949
all cordial. She'll always be in my life. That

00:51:56.949 --> 00:51:59.550
relationship is over. So it's just, you know,

00:51:59.570 --> 00:52:03.349
it's a good thing for everybody. There's no animosity.

00:52:03.429 --> 00:52:06.530
There's no hatred. That's cool. A little bit

00:52:06.530 --> 00:52:08.550
of love, of course. And, yeah, we'll be friends

00:52:08.550 --> 00:52:12.349
forever. But, you know, it is. You guys have

00:52:12.349 --> 00:52:16.070
kids? We did not. We have dogs, which we consider

00:52:16.070 --> 00:52:20.489
our kids. But, yeah, so that was some of the

00:52:20.489 --> 00:52:23.570
things that went on to it. That's what people

00:52:23.570 --> 00:52:25.670
do until they have kids, when the dogs are in

00:52:25.670 --> 00:52:30.190
the garage. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Well,

00:52:30.269 --> 00:52:32.690
we were kind of under a little different thing

00:52:32.690 --> 00:52:36.329
here. We have a 12 year old and he's not mine,

00:52:36.429 --> 00:52:41.809
but I raised him ever since he was one. And his

00:52:41.809 --> 00:52:44.610
dad, his dad and I get along really, really well.

00:52:44.710 --> 00:52:46.789
So we'll drink and smoke together. You know,

00:52:46.789 --> 00:52:50.369
Graham's an incredible kid and we don't, we made

00:52:50.369 --> 00:52:53.369
it abundantly clear on the very front end. There's

00:52:53.369 --> 00:52:54.849
no fighting. You know what I mean? This is all

00:52:54.849 --> 00:52:59.079
about him. And, you know, and he's he's really

00:52:59.079 --> 00:53:01.519
the most gracious kid. You know, I mean, he has

00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:04.840
a huge heart, you know, and and we never argue.

00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:07.039
We went to the baseball game on Saturday and

00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:08.860
we all went out to lunch after that and drank

00:53:08.860 --> 00:53:12.960
beers. And so that's great. I recommend, you

00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.920
know, so it's it's it's a lot better for everybody

00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:19.099
involved. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. All the all the

00:53:19.099 --> 00:53:21.179
bullshit people put their kids through when when

00:53:21.179 --> 00:53:23.239
there's a divorce, it's unnecessary because they

00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:25.000
want them to take sides and all this bullshit.

00:53:25.769 --> 00:53:30.730
With my ex, her new husband is really great to

00:53:30.730 --> 00:53:33.369
the kids, super nice. I've met him several times,

00:53:33.489 --> 00:53:36.869
talked to him. He's a great guy. It's all good.

00:53:37.090 --> 00:53:39.010
You've got to be adults, man. Fucking stop being

00:53:39.010 --> 00:53:43.309
children when you're breaking up, making it all

00:53:43.309 --> 00:53:46.469
about you. If it gets that serious, the parents

00:53:46.469 --> 00:53:48.789
should be meeting those significant others just

00:53:48.789 --> 00:53:51.030
to make sure that the other one is comfortable

00:53:51.030 --> 00:53:53.130
with them being around the kids and stuff like

00:53:53.130 --> 00:53:56.579
that. beautiful the how you guys are doing that

00:53:56.579 --> 00:53:58.480
and stuff like that people could really learn

00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:02.059
lessons from that because divorces get ugly uh

00:54:02.059 --> 00:54:05.340
you know the the new relationships get ugly and

00:54:05.340 --> 00:54:07.719
so people could really take a page out of both

00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.079
of your books and really uh that's the way to

00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:13.159
do it so there's a yeah i've i've been single

00:54:13.159 --> 00:54:15.539
for a while obviously date dated some women here

00:54:15.539 --> 00:54:17.920
and there i haven't introduced anybody to my

00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:22.420
kids yet and his name you dated chad the last

00:54:22.420 --> 00:54:27.920
guy you dated what was his name uh zzer was the

00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:32.880
pronouns so john you just you just you trumped

00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:36.559
me by a second and i was gonna say that i love

00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:39.800
it we're all on the same page here with our humor

00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:41.820
yeah now you two are gonna join forces against

00:54:41.820 --> 00:54:45.820
me great yep bye chad i found my new friend all

00:54:45.820 --> 00:54:47.880
right so we're doing so john so we're doing this

00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:52.019
every week on tuesday yeah 1 p .m eastern The

00:54:52.019 --> 00:54:55.679
Gracious 2 is going live with Dean and John from

00:54:55.679 --> 00:54:59.019
now on. That's awesome. That's the funny thing.

00:54:59.059 --> 00:55:01.280
So let the audience know that. That was one of

00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:03.280
the funny jokes that was going on through that

00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:06.739
email. So we're going back and forth, and they're

00:55:06.739 --> 00:55:08.420
having their ribbing and stuff like that. So

00:55:08.420 --> 00:55:10.880
then I chime in, and Dean's like, so, John, does

00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:12.780
Chad actually have to be there when we do this?

00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:15.920
And I'm like, yeah, he's part of the Gracious

00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:17.920
2. He's the other half of the Gracious 2. So

00:55:17.920 --> 00:55:20.269
hopefully for you, Dean, yeah. And then I told

00:55:20.269 --> 00:55:22.110
you not to fuck it up. Dean, don't come on here.

00:55:22.250 --> 00:55:24.190
Fuck it up. Exactly. Well, it's not as bad as

00:55:24.190 --> 00:55:25.409
what John said. He goes, hey, as soon as you

00:55:25.409 --> 00:55:27.349
go on, you'll be seen. So don't be picking your

00:55:27.349 --> 00:55:31.030
notes. And I was like, okay. Right. Well, I want

00:55:31.030 --> 00:55:33.369
to warn you. It starts out like this. You never

00:55:33.369 --> 00:55:37.610
know. Yeah. You know, he stands up. He's got

00:55:37.610 --> 00:55:40.070
no boxers on. His penis is hanging out. So it's

00:55:40.070 --> 00:55:42.090
like, we got to warn everybody what's going on.

00:55:42.289 --> 00:55:45.130
You can pick your friends. You can pick your

00:55:45.130 --> 00:55:46.909
nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

00:55:47.429 --> 00:55:50.050
That's right. Yeah. My grandfather told me that

00:55:50.050 --> 00:55:53.469
a long time ago. So yeah, exactly. I've been

00:55:53.469 --> 00:55:55.329
doing it wrong the whole time then, because I've

00:55:55.329 --> 00:55:57.090
been picking my friend's nose for a long time.

00:55:57.349 --> 00:56:04.349
Just don't eat them. To each his own. That's

00:56:04.349 --> 00:56:07.329
the new oppressed category of people that pick

00:56:07.329 --> 00:56:09.389
their noses. They're oppressed. Don't you know

00:56:09.389 --> 00:56:12.460
that? We are a people, ladies and gentlemen.

00:56:12.460 --> 00:56:15.820
We are a people. Don't hate us. We're starting

00:56:15.820 --> 00:56:19.699
an advocacy group for fucking nose pickers. Let's

00:56:19.699 --> 00:56:22.480
do it. I'm on board. You know what's funny? We

00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:24.940
actually could and there would be some support

00:56:24.940 --> 00:56:28.000
behind it. Are you nose picking shaming me? Fuck

00:56:28.000 --> 00:56:33.539
you. I identify as a nose picker. How dare you?

00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:37.280
If you want to sell these at your new wellness

00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:40.579
center, Chad and I, we have these gracious to

00:56:40.579 --> 00:56:43.860
mass that do absolutely nothing. They just signify

00:56:43.860 --> 00:56:47.260
that you're a moron. And across the face of it,

00:56:47.260 --> 00:56:50.019
it says, I am stupid. This max mass does nothing.

00:56:50.119 --> 00:56:52.440
So those are for sale. If you want to sell them

00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:54.579
on your website and that you're well -based man,

00:56:54.679 --> 00:56:57.699
I could do that. Yeah. I like that idea. There's

00:56:57.699 --> 00:56:59.340
a lot of people out there that are dumb. They'll

00:56:59.340 --> 00:57:04.360
buy it, you know? Oh yeah. There's people that

00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:08.659
still believe mass work. Every time I go in somewhere

00:57:08.659 --> 00:57:11.659
and I see somebody wearing one, I really refrain

00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:13.599
from saying something to them. It's just really

00:57:13.599 --> 00:57:15.820
difficult for me not to just go, you're a fucking

00:57:15.820 --> 00:57:19.079
idiot. I just saw somebody the other day driving

00:57:19.079 --> 00:57:20.920
in their car by themselves with a mask on. I'm

00:57:20.920 --> 00:57:22.719
just looking at them like, are you fucking serious?

00:57:23.619 --> 00:57:25.980
I'm looking at them like, what are you doing?

00:57:26.579 --> 00:57:29.920
You're an idiot. Yeah, you're an idiot. By the

00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:31.860
way, somehow we've all forgotten about the flu.

00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:34.699
You know what I mean? So, you know, which is

00:57:34.699 --> 00:57:38.539
crazy. What was it? The winter of 2020 and then

00:57:38.539 --> 00:57:41.199
the 21, the flu didn't exist that winter. No,

00:57:41.340 --> 00:57:45.340
gone, gone. And then when I was like, it's because

00:57:45.340 --> 00:57:47.000
everyone's wearing masks. That's why the flu

00:57:47.000 --> 00:57:48.960
is not being spread. Shut the fuck up. Yeah.

00:57:49.019 --> 00:57:51.340
You're a stupid idiot. Every flu case was labeled

00:57:51.340 --> 00:57:55.139
as COVID to make the numbers go up. A hangnail

00:57:55.139 --> 00:57:58.739
was, was a COVID, you know, if you went to the

00:57:58.739 --> 00:58:00.719
hospital and you died of a hangnail and you had

00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:03.199
COVID, you died of COVID. Oh, yeah. I did write

00:58:03.199 --> 00:58:04.739
that down on your death certificate. That's for

00:58:04.739 --> 00:58:06.360
sure. John, what are you drinking? Are you drinking

00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:10.800
whiskey? Yes. This is that $3 ,000 bottle you

00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:14.719
had that I siphoned from you. Now, green tea.

00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:16.940
So I have these green tea packets, sugar -free.

00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:21.159
I do mostly a keto diet. Okay. Not to get gay

00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:24.119
on you, but I do to keep this young, svelte body

00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:25.840
that I got going on here. He likes to keep a

00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:30.090
twink body. Yes. Because my bear likes it that

00:58:30.090 --> 00:58:32.969
way, if you know what I mean. I drink green tea

00:58:32.969 --> 00:58:35.389
every day, too. Yeah, green tea's great for you.

00:58:35.590 --> 00:58:38.829
I drink loose -leaf, organic Japanese green tea.

00:58:39.289 --> 00:58:42.070
I'm not that fancy. The difference between Japanese

00:58:42.070 --> 00:58:44.250
and Chinese tea is that the Chinese fry their

00:58:44.250 --> 00:58:47.030
tea, and it's bullshit, because it's also Chinese.

00:58:47.289 --> 00:58:50.789
But the Japanese do not fry their tea. It's more

00:58:50.789 --> 00:58:54.610
pure, organic, shade -grown Japanese green tea.

00:58:54.849 --> 00:58:57.510
Wow. You didn't throw the word loose in there,

00:58:57.590 --> 00:59:00.090
which I've always known. Loose leaf, yes. Oh,

00:59:00.090 --> 00:59:02.590
yeah, I'm definitely loose. Bring it on. You're

00:59:02.590 --> 00:59:04.809
a fucking man whore is what you are. Yeah, man.

00:59:05.610 --> 00:59:07.949
Do you still wash your balls with Avion water,

00:59:08.150 --> 00:59:10.150
Chad? Is that you're still doing that? Only.

00:59:10.329 --> 00:59:12.889
Are you kidding? Only. That's the way to go.

00:59:13.570 --> 00:59:16.190
Paraffin wax and Avion water, baby. Let's go.

00:59:16.570 --> 00:59:20.050
Got to get them smooth and take care of them.

00:59:20.409 --> 00:59:24.880
There's a bottle always in the shower. my weird

00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:27.739
friend believe it or not uh i've never i've never

00:59:27.739 --> 00:59:31.000
used any of these things but he had uh a pocket

00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:34.460
pussy basically that he would keep in his bathroom

00:59:34.460 --> 00:59:37.780
that oh my god like company would use like it

00:59:37.780 --> 00:59:39.739
was in the main bathroom that you would go in

00:59:39.739 --> 00:59:42.780
in a clear shower and you would see it just sitting

00:59:42.780 --> 00:59:44.960
there and i'm like i thought you meant the company

00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:47.519
would use it i'm like what the fuck I'm not going

00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:49.119
to say his name on here, but I was like, dude,

00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:52.320
why the fuck do you have that thing? Just chilling

00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:57.260
out there for the whole world to see. Yeah. Why

00:59:57.260 --> 00:59:59.380
the fuck do you think I need to see it? I don't

00:59:59.380 --> 01:00:02.460
need to see that. Exactly. His answer was, have

01:00:02.460 --> 01:00:04.260
you ever tried one? I'm like, no, dude, I have

01:00:04.260 --> 01:00:06.639
a hand and I fuck women. So it's like, I don't

01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:10.280
need all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's something

01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:15.380
I can't unsee. Right. Exactly. Oh, that's too

01:00:15.380 --> 01:00:18.550
funny, man. That was too funny. Chatty, are you

01:00:18.550 --> 01:00:21.650
at home or where are you at? I'm at home, California.

01:00:22.469 --> 01:00:26.570
Orange County. I just do it from here every week.

01:00:27.250 --> 01:00:30.949
Someday I'll get a background. You do. You have

01:00:30.949 --> 01:00:33.949
a nice little chest of drawers there. Yes. That's

01:00:33.949 --> 01:00:35.989
built into my wall, actually. It's funny. Under

01:00:35.989 --> 01:00:40.050
the stairs. That is cool. I'm scared to death

01:00:40.050 --> 01:00:43.329
to know what's in those. It's all good stuff.

01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:46.340
His Hannibal Lecter supplies are in there. My

01:00:46.340 --> 01:00:47.780
pocket pussy's in there. I'll get it out and

01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:50.500
show you. I was going to say, I bet you there's

01:00:50.500 --> 01:00:52.239
a pocket pussy in every drawer. I keep it here

01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:54.480
in the drawers where the kids can get to it,

01:00:54.500 --> 01:00:58.340
too. Yeah, it's fine. The girls are like, what's

01:00:58.340 --> 01:01:00.800
that? What's this? Don't worry about it. That's

01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:05.340
a flashlight. I mean, a flashlight. You guys,

01:01:05.460 --> 01:01:07.659
like, I used to listen to Howard Stern, and he

01:01:07.659 --> 01:01:10.579
would have, they had a real doll that you could

01:01:10.579 --> 01:01:14.710
buy for, like, $3 ,000. Oh, yeah. What the fuck

01:01:14.710 --> 01:01:17.489
is wrong with a human being that they're going

01:01:17.489 --> 01:01:20.769
to spend that money on a fucking rubber thing?

01:01:20.989 --> 01:01:23.269
And you know what I'm saying? Like, Oh, they're,

01:01:23.269 --> 01:01:25.090
they're way more now. I think they're like three

01:01:25.090 --> 01:01:28.070
or four or five grand now for those things. And

01:01:28.070 --> 01:01:30.429
wait till, wait till they put AI in. Oh my God.

01:01:30.449 --> 01:01:33.309
Fucking talking to you and shit. I mean, do you

01:01:33.309 --> 01:01:35.230
have any idea how much, how much blow and hookers

01:01:35.230 --> 01:01:40.920
you could get for five grand? Right. They don't

01:01:40.920 --> 01:01:43.099
know how to live, Dean. That's their problem

01:01:43.099 --> 01:01:45.280
is, you know, they just want to be in a room

01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:47.360
alone with that doll and they don't know how

01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:49.480
to go experience life is their problem. Well,

01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:51.119
Dean, why don't you tell us precisely how many

01:01:51.119 --> 01:01:53.059
cookers and blowers you can get for $5 ,000?

01:01:53.360 --> 01:01:58.599
It depends on what neighborhood you're in. If

01:01:58.599 --> 01:02:03.539
you're in the lower part of the neighborhood.

01:02:06.989 --> 01:02:09.710
If you're in Washington, D .C., you could get

01:02:09.710 --> 01:02:13.989
them just by bribing a politician, I heard. Absolutely.

01:02:15.909 --> 01:02:20.789
That's also very free down there. But, yeah,

01:02:20.929 --> 01:02:23.050
no, I just kind of span out the $5 ,000. I'm

01:02:23.050 --> 01:02:26.769
thinking, I don't know, $20 ,000? Yeah, yeah,

01:02:26.849 --> 01:02:32.510
at least. $25 ,000 without the blow? Right. Sometimes

01:02:32.510 --> 01:02:34.929
hookers come with blow. You know what I'm saying?

01:02:35.010 --> 01:02:38.170
I've seen that before, or I've heard that before.

01:02:40.369 --> 01:02:45.070
Boy, so you know this, in China, if you ever

01:02:45.070 --> 01:02:48.610
get invited to a karaoke bar, it's not a karaoke

01:02:48.610 --> 01:02:52.849
bar, it's a fucking brothel that you think you're

01:02:52.849 --> 01:02:55.650
buying food and stuff for, and then all of a

01:02:55.650 --> 01:02:58.050
sudden, the ladies come out, eat the food, and

01:02:58.050 --> 01:03:01.610
fucking do you fucking hard. Brian, do they film

01:03:01.610 --> 01:03:03.969
it and fucking use it as blackmail for you? Probably.

01:03:04.590 --> 01:03:07.949
Probably. Chinese government has you. Hello.

01:03:09.929 --> 01:03:12.869
Hey, you want to say hi? Yeah. Why not? You should

01:03:12.869 --> 01:03:15.389
say hi. Sammy's just talking about hookers and

01:03:15.389 --> 01:03:20.070
blow. Oh, my God. You guys, what kind of secrets

01:03:20.070 --> 01:03:23.690
is he? Are we being recorded now? Yeah, you're

01:03:23.690 --> 01:03:27.980
live. You are live. Sam, Dean knows exactly how

01:03:27.980 --> 01:03:29.840
many hookers and blow he can get with five grand.

01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:37.579
It's good. Don't mind us. Why are you going to

01:03:37.579 --> 01:03:43.360
throw me like that, guy? I was not part of that.

01:03:43.820 --> 01:03:46.519
I'm trying to hit that later. You just fucked

01:03:46.519 --> 01:03:49.579
that all up. Now I see what you mean by married

01:03:49.579 --> 01:03:51.539
up, man. She's a beautiful woman. Good for you.

01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:55.940
Good for you. Yeah, she's awesome. I never say

01:03:55.940 --> 01:03:58.019
anything that's going to fuck it up. She's bringing

01:03:58.019 --> 01:04:01.519
home the bacon now, too. She lost her job today.

01:04:02.059 --> 01:04:07.280
What? For real? Seriously? Oh, that sucks. They're

01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:10.639
lost. Oh, completely, they're lost. We're not

01:04:10.639 --> 01:04:12.380
really sure what the company's massive. We're

01:04:12.380 --> 01:04:14.719
just not sure what they're doing. Literally laid

01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:19.300
off 35 % of their employees. Wow. 35%. It was

01:04:19.300 --> 01:04:22.420
literally like 485 employees they laid off today.

01:04:22.579 --> 01:04:23.820
You want me to tell you what happened, Dean?

01:04:24.139 --> 01:04:26.880
AI. They know exactly what they're doing. They're

01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:30.039
going to implement and, you know, they said we're

01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:32.739
going to lose 30 % of the workforce through AI.

01:04:32.860 --> 01:04:35.760
So this company probably figured it out a little

01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:39.659
earlier and is on the bandwagon and shit. Yeah.

01:04:39.840 --> 01:04:42.940
I heard part of what the reason was. I think,

01:04:42.940 --> 01:04:44.920
you know, they're trying to be ahead of that

01:04:44.920 --> 01:04:48.000
curve, you know, with. a lot of the other companies

01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:50.179
out there that aren't hiring right now. And so

01:04:50.179 --> 01:04:51.440
I think they feel like there's a little bit of

01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:54.280
a downturn. They may go public from what I understand.

01:04:54.340 --> 01:04:56.039
And if they do, I think they're trying to trim

01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:57.739
a little fat, you know, just so you look good

01:04:57.739 --> 01:05:01.739
going in. But I don't know what's going to happen.

01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:04.320
You know, I mean, I've literally saved up $87

01:05:04.320 --> 01:05:06.559
in my savings account. Oh, you'll be good. You're

01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:08.780
fine. Dude, I'm fine, man. What are you talking

01:05:08.780 --> 01:05:12.380
about? You know, I mean. These companies, they

01:05:12.380 --> 01:05:16.090
treat people like, like. tools and shit like

01:05:16.090 --> 01:05:18.090
that they don't realize that like they're what

01:05:18.090 --> 01:05:20.429
make the company and what bring the people yeah

01:05:20.429 --> 01:05:22.889
and they think they could replace people with

01:05:22.889 --> 01:05:25.670
cheaper labor and all that shit somebody said

01:05:25.670 --> 01:05:30.670
this uh uh beautifully at one point that uh you

01:05:30.670 --> 01:05:32.630
know people are just not machines that can only

01:05:32.630 --> 01:05:35.519
make money you know what i'm saying it's It's

01:05:35.519 --> 01:05:38.480
it's there's a whole bunch that goes into it.

01:05:38.519 --> 01:05:41.980
They give a personal touch. They give, you know,

01:05:41.980 --> 01:05:44.579
perspectives. It's not just everything's not

01:05:44.579 --> 01:05:47.900
black and white and only a human can really decipher

01:05:47.900 --> 01:05:50.619
all that stuff. These computers and, you know,

01:05:50.619 --> 01:05:53.619
lesser intelligent people, it's just not going

01:05:53.619 --> 01:05:56.139
to work. And that's how you start bringing down

01:05:56.139 --> 01:05:59.199
your company is by thinking, oh, let me get cheap

01:05:59.199 --> 01:06:01.880
labor or let me get a computer to replace people.

01:06:02.429 --> 01:06:04.829
It might work for a little bit, and your monetary

01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:07.489
might go up for a second, but it's going to be

01:06:07.489 --> 01:06:10.610
realized, okay, well, this is a fucking robot

01:06:10.610 --> 01:06:13.809
that I'm talking to and is doing stuff, and it's

01:06:13.809 --> 01:06:16.230
not going to work in the grand scheme of things.

01:06:16.429 --> 01:06:18.710
In the beginning, it might seem all great, but

01:06:18.710 --> 01:06:23.230
not... Did you guys hear what Purdue did? No.

01:06:23.610 --> 01:06:25.989
Purdue in the Midwest, some town, a little town

01:06:25.989 --> 01:06:28.630
in the Midwest had a big chicken processing factory,

01:06:28.849 --> 01:06:32.940
like, I think, 1 ,500 or... 3 ,000 people, something

01:06:32.940 --> 01:06:34.300
like that worked there, like the whole town.

01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:37.119
They fucking laid them all off, and they're hiring

01:06:37.119 --> 01:06:42.500
illegal immigrants to run it. Wow. I mean, they

01:06:42.500 --> 01:06:44.639
made the conscious decision. They were recruiting

01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:48.079
illegal immigrants to work there. Shut it down.

01:06:49.619 --> 01:06:52.219
Don't buy Purdue chicken. Fuck Purdue is right,

01:06:52.380 --> 01:06:56.780
and fuck Purdue. Let's shut them down. How is

01:06:56.780 --> 01:06:58.739
a company able to do that, gentlemen? How are

01:06:58.739 --> 01:07:02.500
you able to hire illegal people? they cannot

01:07:02.500 --> 01:07:06.260
have a w -2 and a social security card to pay

01:07:06.260 --> 01:07:08.880
taxes and all that stuff so how are they go do

01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:11.260
it in a dem run fucking you know area of the

01:07:11.260 --> 01:07:13.840
country they'll be like sure no problem that

01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:16.219
is true laws don't apply anymore if you're done

01:07:16.219 --> 01:07:18.699
yeah well it's got to be you know cash is handed

01:07:18.699 --> 01:07:21.239
out i'm sure you know i mean it's like you know

01:07:21.239 --> 01:07:24.179
it's crazy you know and they're gonna working

01:07:24.179 --> 01:07:27.059
for half the you know half the wage It's crazy.

01:07:27.179 --> 01:07:28.980
Absolutely. I was going to go back on and just

01:07:28.980 --> 01:07:31.679
say, yeah, I agree with the AI aspect of it,

01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:33.420
especially when you're customer facing. I mean,

01:07:33.460 --> 01:07:36.219
you know, how are you ever going to overcome

01:07:36.219 --> 01:07:38.739
any sort of objection or anything of that nature?

01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:41.599
You know, if, if you're customer facing or you're

01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:43.599
dealing with AI, you just can't do it. You know

01:07:43.599 --> 01:07:46.420
what I mean? 100%. She was great at her job,

01:07:46.420 --> 01:07:49.730
you know, so. but you know, I don't know what's

01:07:49.730 --> 01:07:51.590
going to happen now. It's kind of all new and

01:07:51.590 --> 01:07:53.550
stuff. And I mean, we're good, you know, I mean,

01:07:53.550 --> 01:07:55.889
87 bucks will carry me for a while. Oh, you're

01:07:55.889 --> 01:07:58.090
good. You're fucking fine until you die. And

01:07:58.090 --> 01:08:01.130
we'll just, you know, only a few days. And if

01:08:01.130 --> 01:08:03.809
not, you're part of the gracious too. Now Chad's

01:08:03.809 --> 01:08:07.130
out. So you got all that coming in. Can we talk

01:08:07.130 --> 01:08:11.309
about my salary? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a 50

01:08:11.309 --> 01:08:15.010
free, 90 free guy. Let me get my, tell you what

01:08:15.010 --> 01:08:19.659
it is. Come here. AI bot. No, but – Yeah, so

01:08:19.659 --> 01:08:22.720
we'll see how that goes, you know, how that transfers

01:08:22.720 --> 01:08:25.279
or transpires over the next couple of months.

01:08:25.340 --> 01:08:27.600
So, I don't know. We'll see. I say let's get

01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:29.680
in the Mercedes -Benz Sprinter van and go. That's

01:08:29.680 --> 01:08:33.119
what I say. Yeah. Yeah. Come on out, Eddie. Yeah.

01:08:33.199 --> 01:08:37.220
You got an RV, little RV thing. Rock on, dude.

01:08:37.319 --> 01:08:40.899
And then Mercedes, that's beautiful. Yeah, it's

01:08:40.899 --> 01:08:43.039
a full conversion. The only reason I did it,

01:08:43.079 --> 01:08:45.560
you know, when we – I took 395 bottles to Chicago

01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:49.020
to sell. And we rented a van and we had such

01:08:49.020 --> 01:08:51.140
a great time going across, man, just, you know,

01:08:51.140 --> 01:08:53.619
checking different shit out. And it was awesome,

01:08:53.659 --> 01:08:55.899
you know, and then I got online and was stunned

01:08:55.899 --> 01:08:58.079
to see how many people are out there doing it.

01:08:58.100 --> 01:08:59.819
You know what I mean? It's just working, working

01:08:59.819 --> 01:09:02.079
out of their van, going all over. We met a couple

01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:04.220
from Argentina that had been in their van for

01:09:04.220 --> 01:09:06.460
three years and they were just traveling all

01:09:06.460 --> 01:09:08.180
over the place and a lot of them every minute

01:09:08.180 --> 01:09:11.180
of, you know, so. It sounds fun. I would do that

01:09:11.180 --> 01:09:13.560
if I didn't have to be here for the kids. Yeah.

01:09:13.909 --> 01:09:16.029
Huh? I said, I would do that. I didn't have to

01:09:16.029 --> 01:09:17.850
be in California for the kids. That'd be fucking

01:09:17.850 --> 01:09:20.329
fun to drive around. Oh yeah. It'd be great,

01:09:20.369 --> 01:09:22.430
man. Especially, uh, well, we're kind of going

01:09:22.430 --> 01:09:23.850
through that with Graham right now too, because

01:09:23.850 --> 01:09:26.390
we have him every other week. So, you know, we

01:09:26.390 --> 01:09:28.989
would have to plan it, um, and just kind of see

01:09:28.989 --> 01:09:31.350
what happens, but you know, and the beauty of

01:09:31.350 --> 01:09:33.569
that is, is, you know, you get them every other

01:09:33.569 --> 01:09:35.550
week, but if you wanted to plan a longer vacation,

01:09:35.789 --> 01:09:37.970
you could talk to the, you know, the father and

01:09:37.970 --> 01:09:39.810
be like, Hey, listen, we want a little two week

01:09:39.810 --> 01:09:41.989
or excursion and stuff like that. So that that's

01:09:41.989 --> 01:09:44.029
the cool. Cool thing about that. You can't go

01:09:44.029 --> 01:09:46.529
living in it and then, you know, far away. Cause

01:09:46.529 --> 01:09:48.630
then you couldn't do the every other week thing,

01:09:48.729 --> 01:09:52.329
but yeah, you can. Yeah. Yeah. I think it would

01:09:52.329 --> 01:09:53.970
be, it would be something we'd have to talk to

01:09:53.970 --> 01:09:55.729
him about. I think he'd be wide open to it though.

01:09:55.789 --> 01:09:57.130
You know? And I think if it was something we

01:09:57.130 --> 01:09:58.689
want to do a couple of weeks or three weeks,

01:09:58.770 --> 01:10:01.029
you know, you know, sporadically, I think we

01:10:01.029 --> 01:10:04.130
could do that, you know, but yeah, I'm kind of

01:10:04.130 --> 01:10:06.210
excited about getting into it. You know, we haven't,

01:10:06.210 --> 01:10:09.090
we've only camped in it once. So, you know, just

01:10:09.090 --> 01:10:12.329
like Dean, if the van is a rock and don't go,

01:10:12.729 --> 01:10:16.270
Yeah, my boat's got a great stabbing cabin, man.

01:10:16.310 --> 01:10:19.149
I'm telling you, it's good stuff. Stabbing cabin.

01:10:19.670 --> 01:10:21.609
That's the first time I ever heard that term

01:10:21.609 --> 01:10:23.750
was from him, stabbing cabin. That's the first

01:10:23.750 --> 01:10:29.630
time. You've never heard it? You've never heard

01:10:29.630 --> 01:10:35.430
stabbing cabin? I'm a moron from New Jersey,

01:10:35.550 --> 01:10:37.710
so I haven't heard a lot of things, I think.

01:10:40.029 --> 01:10:42.899
Steve -O, you guys know Steve -O? yeah i know

01:10:42.899 --> 01:10:46.579
who he is yeah i know who he is yeah he uh does

01:10:46.579 --> 01:10:50.159
a podcast and he does it uh out of like uh a

01:10:50.159 --> 01:10:53.420
little rv as well so he'll drive to guests location

01:10:53.420 --> 01:10:55.420
and stuff like that and you know put it out there

01:10:55.420 --> 01:10:57.159
and he's got like a little studio in the back

01:10:57.159 --> 01:11:00.520
of it and stuff like that um which it's cool

01:11:00.520 --> 01:11:03.000
and yeah yeah that's trick all you need with

01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:04.880
that is a starlink man you're fucking good you

01:11:04.880 --> 01:11:07.699
got the internet all over the place yeah i've

01:11:07.699 --> 01:11:12.069
got elon musk god i'm sorry oh no yeah i uh so

01:11:12.069 --> 01:11:15.909
i bought that for samantha so uh starlink and

01:11:15.909 --> 01:11:17.609
then there's another thing that we've got on

01:11:17.609 --> 01:11:19.489
there too that can't stock with it that hooks

01:11:19.489 --> 01:11:23.409
up to any sort of um radio or phone frequency

01:11:23.409 --> 01:11:25.789
so well you have your coast guard special forces

01:11:25.789 --> 01:11:28.170
special antenna on there too to receive information

01:11:28.170 --> 01:11:31.750
and missions i'll blow your fucking house up

01:11:31.750 --> 01:11:39.510
okay i can't even go right you go i love it uh

01:11:39.510 --> 01:11:43.270
so dean let's uh let's so is the wellness center

01:11:43.270 --> 01:11:45.250
is being opened right we don't have a name for

01:11:45.250 --> 01:11:47.430
it anything like did you want to promote any

01:11:47.430 --> 01:11:50.489
of that well i mean it's good it's in mexico

01:11:50.489 --> 01:11:53.409
city right now uh it's called grip is what it's

01:11:53.409 --> 01:11:57.010
called and um yeah it's just i mean we had a

01:11:57.010 --> 01:11:58.569
little trouble getting it open just for the fact

01:11:58.569 --> 01:12:02.069
that we did the entire building and then got

01:12:02.069 --> 01:12:06.439
it and then you know that that part of the business

01:12:06.439 --> 01:12:10.840
is uh opened up first you know cool grip kung

01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:17.100
fu grip yeah so uh no we'll uh we'll see you

01:12:17.100 --> 01:12:19.020
know what it's already packed it's already full

01:12:19.020 --> 01:12:21.500
so they had full before we even started it you

01:12:21.500 --> 01:12:24.020
know so so what do you mean that they're they're

01:12:24.020 --> 01:12:25.939
just in the resistance train you mean like the

01:12:25.939 --> 01:12:29.340
machines and stuff that and and just hardcore

01:12:29.340 --> 01:12:31.659
the way they've got it set up i'll send you a

01:12:31.659 --> 01:12:35.039
picture of it it's just a lot of just You know,

01:12:35.140 --> 01:12:37.699
I don't know. It's not the machines. It's something

01:12:37.699 --> 01:12:39.079
different than that. You know what I mean? There

01:12:39.079 --> 01:12:40.939
are machines in there if you want to do it. But,

01:12:40.939 --> 01:12:43.140
you know, there are routines that they go through

01:12:43.140 --> 01:12:47.380
with, you know, just hardcore, you know, training.

01:12:47.779 --> 01:12:49.779
Training. Yeah. Resistance training. So whether

01:12:49.779 --> 01:12:53.680
it's bands or using, you know, like your own

01:12:53.680 --> 01:12:56.000
body for resistance, there's a couple of different

01:12:56.000 --> 01:12:58.100
ways that, you know, you could work out resistance.

01:12:58.420 --> 01:13:00.500
So I guess you're speaking of like resistance

01:13:00.500 --> 01:13:05.199
training. Yeah. Cool training. Yeah, and there's

01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:07.000
weights there and everything else like that as

01:13:07.000 --> 01:13:10.079
well. You know, I'll send you a picture of it

01:13:10.079 --> 01:13:13.880
as soon as I get it, you know. So I know Samantha

01:13:13.880 --> 01:13:16.020
got a whole reel on it, but I'd love to send

01:13:16.020 --> 01:13:17.239
it down to you guys so you guys can check it

01:13:17.239 --> 01:13:21.340
out. And then we plan on moving that to, you

01:13:21.340 --> 01:13:23.779
know, different spots all over Mexico if we can,

01:13:23.899 --> 01:13:26.520
you know. Nice. So we'll see how this one goes.

01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:28.539
But, you know, let's go back to your earlier

01:13:28.539 --> 01:13:30.159
question. It's so funny, you know, with Samantha

01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:32.039
finding out what she found out today, you know,

01:13:32.039 --> 01:13:34.380
I said, well, what do you want to do? I was just

01:13:34.380 --> 01:13:35.819
like, fuck it, let's sell everything and move

01:13:35.819 --> 01:13:40.239
to Mexico. I don't know if that's a reality or

01:13:40.239 --> 01:13:42.680
not, but we've been down there so many times.

01:13:43.300 --> 01:13:47.220
Is it scary? I'm hearing if you're not in a protected

01:13:47.220 --> 01:13:51.300
area or resort type deal, you have to worry about

01:13:51.300 --> 01:13:53.920
getting kidnapped or cartels and stuff like that.

01:13:54.020 --> 01:13:56.020
I mean, this could be just shit that I'm hearing,

01:13:56.119 --> 01:14:00.159
propaganda and stuff like that, but is it? I've

01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:03.300
never, ever, ever had a problem in Mexico, except

01:14:03.300 --> 01:14:06.539
for one time. And that was with a cop that we

01:14:06.539 --> 01:14:09.939
were pulling up to a little check station and

01:14:09.939 --> 01:14:12.159
there were three cars in front of me and I was

01:14:12.159 --> 01:14:13.920
driving. And the only reason he pulled me over

01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:16.079
was because I was white and he was going to try

01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:19.340
to extort. What he didn't expect was that Samantha

01:14:19.340 --> 01:14:21.640
could speak fluent Spanish and ribbed him a new

01:14:21.640 --> 01:14:25.659
asshole. Yes. And I've never, I don't think I've

01:14:25.659 --> 01:14:30.260
ever seen her that mad. I mean, it was a, machine

01:14:30.260 --> 01:14:35.079
gun of spanish to this guy i mean she just ripped

01:14:35.079 --> 01:14:38.819
him you know what she really said was that you

01:14:38.819 --> 01:14:41.100
can't extort this guy because no one back in

01:14:41.100 --> 01:14:43.560
america gives a fuck about him and you're not

01:14:43.560 --> 01:14:45.840
gonna get any money and we're killing him tomorrow

01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:51.520
anyway so gringo go that's hysterical uh how

01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:55.060
was mexico city with the uh because again things

01:14:55.060 --> 01:14:58.229
i've heard uh pollution i heard is like It's

01:14:58.229 --> 01:15:00.369
crazy or something around there. Like you could

01:15:00.369 --> 01:15:03.689
drive in and see it or fly in it. You can't.

01:15:04.250 --> 01:15:06.909
Yeah, it is. You know, it kind of reminds me

01:15:06.909 --> 01:15:08.550
a little. I mean, Denver will get that, too.

01:15:08.689 --> 01:15:10.449
You know, L .A., obviously, you'll get it. It

01:15:10.449 --> 01:15:13.390
looks about the same, you know. It's, you know,

01:15:13.390 --> 01:15:15.350
unless you can cop a really good wind through

01:15:15.350 --> 01:15:19.029
there. But her family down there is really well

01:15:19.029 --> 01:15:22.270
-to -do, and their house sits above on a mountainside

01:15:22.270 --> 01:15:24.090
that overlooks all of it, and you can seriously

01:15:24.090 --> 01:15:26.350
see it, you know. Yeah, Mexico City sits kind

01:15:26.350 --> 01:15:30.930
of like in a bowl, right? It does, yeah. So that's

01:15:30.930 --> 01:15:33.350
why the smog gets trapped in there, I'll tell

01:15:33.350 --> 01:15:37.050
you. Yeah. We're lucky when we go down. I mean,

01:15:37.069 --> 01:15:40.210
it's hard for me to say because, I mean, you

01:15:40.210 --> 01:15:43.050
know, Samantha speaking fluent Spanish, you know,

01:15:43.050 --> 01:15:45.170
and her whole family speaking English and Spanish.

01:15:45.529 --> 01:15:48.069
You know, we go down there, and the last time

01:15:48.069 --> 01:15:51.149
we went down, or the time before, we went to

01:15:51.149 --> 01:15:56.079
the rainforest down there. They literally taxied

01:15:56.079 --> 01:15:58.579
us down there, their limo. They drove us all

01:15:58.579 --> 01:16:00.859
the way down their Mercedes Benz Sprinter, you

01:16:00.859 --> 01:16:04.640
know, which was super nice. But when we go down,

01:16:04.659 --> 01:16:06.399
it's different, you know, John, just for the

01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:09.260
fact that I'm just, you know, I'm catered to

01:16:09.260 --> 01:16:11.960
the entire time I'm down there. Dean, I'm here

01:16:11.960 --> 01:16:18.119
too. You can address me as well. Who? I think

01:16:18.119 --> 01:16:21.420
he was letting me know. I think he was letting

01:16:21.420 --> 01:16:23.359
me know because I asked about the smog. So he

01:16:23.359 --> 01:16:24.779
was making sure I was paying attention, which

01:16:24.779 --> 01:16:26.979
is a good thing because my ADHD. But with these

01:16:26.979 --> 01:16:30.220
headphones, Dean, it allows me to be focused

01:16:30.220 --> 01:16:33.479
in. So it's like I had no distractions, no outside

01:16:33.479 --> 01:16:35.600
stuff. So it's like I could really chime in.

01:16:35.619 --> 01:16:37.760
So sometimes on our Instagram show where I don't

01:16:37.760 --> 01:16:39.560
have these on and we're just doing it live that

01:16:39.560 --> 01:16:43.430
way. I could go off to the rails and just, you

01:16:43.430 --> 01:16:45.569
know, bing bong from fucking squirrels. Like

01:16:45.569 --> 01:16:49.289
what squirrel? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Did you

01:16:49.289 --> 01:16:55.409
say rails? Maybe I misunderstood that. When you're

01:16:55.409 --> 01:16:59.590
doing a bunch of rails. What? Hookers? Where

01:16:59.590 --> 01:17:04.890
are they? Excuse me. Pardon me. Dean, I don't

01:17:04.890 --> 01:17:06.710
know if you know how we do this, but we all,

01:17:06.789 --> 01:17:10.319
and again, you're coming on. a lot because this

01:17:10.319 --> 01:17:13.020
is fun. You're fucking cool to talk to. Uh, but

01:17:13.020 --> 01:17:16.100
we always leave the audience, um, wanting more,

01:17:16.180 --> 01:17:18.800
uh, having questions unanswered about the guests

01:17:18.800 --> 01:17:21.260
this way. When you do come back on, you know,

01:17:21.260 --> 01:17:23.300
they're, they're like prepared and want, I want

01:17:23.300 --> 01:17:26.300
to see you again. Um, so is there anything you

01:17:26.300 --> 01:17:29.680
want to, uh, promote, talk about before, before

01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:33.500
we, before we let you go? I don't know. You know,

01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:36.939
I mean, um, do you do social media at all? Like,

01:17:37.819 --> 01:17:40.100
I really don't. You know, I mean, and I'll tell

01:17:40.100 --> 01:17:46.420
you why, Chad and John, is that. Thank you. Is

01:17:46.420 --> 01:17:49.979
that literally, you know, I probably what is

01:17:49.979 --> 01:17:51.699
it, Chad? Maybe a month now I've been retired,

01:17:51.779 --> 01:17:54.739
you know, and before that it was literally driving,

01:17:54.779 --> 01:17:57.619
you know, 25 miles each way every day, working

01:17:57.619 --> 01:18:00.039
10 hours a day. And, you know, shit, man, by

01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:02.340
the time I get home. I'm fucking tired, man,

01:18:02.479 --> 01:18:04.300
you know, and I just want to have a bourbon and

01:18:04.300 --> 01:18:06.880
sit back and relax, you know, and being on the

01:18:06.880 --> 01:18:08.699
phone all day there and having customers in your

01:18:08.699 --> 01:18:12.539
face. And it's just nonstop, man, that usually

01:18:12.539 --> 01:18:14.340
I like to come home and chill out a little bit,

01:18:14.380 --> 01:18:17.279
you know, and have a whiskey and, you know, maybe

01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:19.380
watch a little TV. Now you can start a TikTok

01:18:19.380 --> 01:18:22.289
account and fucking do dances and shit. Oh, yeah.

01:18:22.369 --> 01:18:24.810
You've seen my dance moves, man. My shit's great.

01:18:25.130 --> 01:18:29.409
That shit's amazing. Well, I've been dancing

01:18:29.409 --> 01:18:32.130
for 63 years now. Yeah, he's really good at it.

01:18:32.430 --> 01:18:34.489
Yeah. You know who I learned about? Danny Ontario.

01:18:34.869 --> 01:18:38.489
Do you know who he is? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Those

01:18:38.489 --> 01:18:43.630
good old moves. I'm doing the Carlton. Yeah,

01:18:43.750 --> 01:18:46.250
he taught John Travolta in, what was that movie

01:18:46.250 --> 01:18:48.869
he was in where he danced a lot? Saturday Night

01:18:48.869 --> 01:18:52.920
Fever. Grease? Yeah. Yes. Pulp Fiction? Grease

01:18:52.920 --> 01:18:56.239
or something. Pulp Fiction? Dude. Pulp Fiction,

01:18:56.279 --> 01:18:58.680
great movie, man. Absolutely. Pretty great. Before

01:18:58.680 --> 01:19:01.920
we get off of this, Dean, how fucking crazy are

01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:04.960
the Scientologists out there? Like, the fact

01:19:04.960 --> 01:19:08.239
that Travolta's one, Tom Cruise is one, and...

01:19:08.239 --> 01:19:09.859
Oh, it's fucking crazy. All kinds of actors.

01:19:10.220 --> 01:19:14.239
Into this crazy, like, shit that L. Ron Hubbard

01:19:14.239 --> 01:19:16.659
came up with. Like, I'm like, I think they're...

01:19:16.659 --> 01:19:18.420
I thought they were smart people, intelligent,

01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:22.159
but, like... are they so far into it and they've

01:19:22.159 --> 01:19:24.140
gotten so much from it that they're just like,

01:19:24.180 --> 01:19:26.159
fuck it. We have to stay here. Like, I'm just,

01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:30.000
it blows my mind that I don't know. I don't know

01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:31.640
how you could stay in it. I really don't, you

01:19:31.640 --> 01:19:33.020
know, and you're right. You know, you think these

01:19:33.020 --> 01:19:34.619
guys were intelligent, but you know, they're

01:19:34.619 --> 01:19:38.439
actors and you know, so it's Tom Cruise is like

01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:41.760
basic second in command there. And he's, he's

01:19:41.760 --> 01:19:44.460
like, totally coddled to in that fucking organization

01:19:44.460 --> 01:19:47.680
like he is like basically almost a deity to them

01:19:47.680 --> 01:19:49.939
like he has people that do everything for him

01:19:49.939 --> 01:19:52.600
and shit so i've heard yeah there's a bunch of

01:19:52.600 --> 01:19:54.680
documentaries you can watch about this man it's

01:19:54.680 --> 01:19:58.020
scientific weird shit is it like the mafia where

01:19:58.020 --> 01:20:00.359
the only way to get out of it is one way is that

01:20:00.359 --> 01:20:03.439
is that it or no you can leave but if you have

01:20:03.439 --> 01:20:05.220
family members in there they had they cannot

01:20:05.220 --> 01:20:09.699
talk to you anymore yeah that's stupid Leah Remini,

01:20:09.979 --> 01:20:13.060
she's somebody who got out of it, and she's been

01:20:13.060 --> 01:20:15.579
very vocal in putting out documentaries about

01:20:15.579 --> 01:20:18.739
just how occult it is and just how oppressive

01:20:18.739 --> 01:20:23.939
they are and just how they really segregate you

01:20:23.939 --> 01:20:28.380
from your family. And if you mention bad words

01:20:28.380 --> 01:20:30.100
about it and stuff like that, they all rat on

01:20:30.100 --> 01:20:33.380
each other. It's really fucking fucked up how

01:20:33.380 --> 01:20:36.439
they treat their... you know parishioners because

01:20:36.439 --> 01:20:38.579
it's a religion but how they treat their cult

01:20:38.579 --> 01:20:42.600
members is what i'm going to say um it's just

01:20:42.600 --> 01:20:46.319
insane uh it's dianetics seems like a good book

01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:48.460
if you read it but then once you start to get

01:20:48.460 --> 01:20:50.739
into what they do once you get in there it's

01:20:50.739 --> 01:20:54.479
all about the money it's all about control and

01:20:54.479 --> 01:20:56.500
you know they probably give you some opportunities

01:20:56.500 --> 01:20:59.760
and stuff as you progress through and maybe that's

01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:01.779
how they keep some people and then once you're

01:21:01.779 --> 01:21:04.720
so far in it You're like, fuck, I've been doing

01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:07.239
this for 10 years. They built my career to this.

01:21:07.579 --> 01:21:10.020
So it's like, I can't start talking bad about

01:21:10.020 --> 01:21:12.279
it now. I'll look nuts. Oh yeah. They'll try

01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:13.699
to ruin your career and everything. Like they,

01:21:13.760 --> 01:21:16.199
they send out private investigators to watch

01:21:16.199 --> 01:21:20.220
you and. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I don't want to be

01:21:20.220 --> 01:21:21.859
part of that. You know what I mean? I don't understand.

01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:24.520
It's not sold to you like that. When you get

01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:26.560
in, once you, if you try to leave and they really

01:21:26.560 --> 01:21:27.920
start fucking with you. Yeah. You should watch

01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:30.100
some of the, some of the documentaries about

01:21:30.100 --> 01:21:32.779
it. I don't understand how you would get yourself

01:21:32.779 --> 01:21:35.119
involved into something like that. It just seems

01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:38.479
so fucking absurd. Actually, the big takeaway

01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:40.960
is that Dean is actually a Scientologist. I'm

01:21:40.960 --> 01:21:43.380
number one. I'm actually going to call Tom after

01:21:43.380 --> 01:21:48.340
this. Shelley Miscavige? Shelley Miscavige? Shelley

01:21:48.340 --> 01:21:53.840
Miscavige, yeah. The wife of the head of Scientology

01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:59.630
is missing. For years. nobody really yeah to

01:21:59.630 --> 01:22:04.149
her the lapd has investigated it and like closed

01:22:04.149 --> 01:22:07.949
the case like uh but they didn't find her anything

01:22:07.949 --> 01:22:10.550
like it's fucking really fucked up what's going

01:22:10.550 --> 01:22:14.909
on with that girl yeah maybe she spoke up and

01:22:14.909 --> 01:22:17.890
maybe she's six feet under right now you know

01:22:17.890 --> 01:22:20.670
who knows i don't know you can't have the wife

01:22:20.670 --> 01:22:23.430
of the head of scientology speaking badly about

01:22:23.430 --> 01:22:27.130
it you know you certainly can't And Katie Holmes,

01:22:27.250 --> 01:22:29.649
as soon as she realized like her kid was going

01:22:29.649 --> 01:22:32.170
to be brought into this, she was like, fuck this.

01:22:32.310 --> 01:22:34.550
I'm out. See you, Tom Cruise. I don't give a

01:22:34.550 --> 01:22:37.550
fuck about anything. Like Tom Cruise. I haven't

01:22:37.550 --> 01:22:39.569
spoken to her ever since. It's a Siri. Apparently.

01:22:39.789 --> 01:22:42.470
Remember when he was jumping on Oprah's couch

01:22:42.470 --> 01:22:45.470
on how much he was in love fucking while Oprah

01:22:45.470 --> 01:22:48.250
was like cooking babies in the back. Probably.

01:22:48.750 --> 01:22:53.810
Yeah. Allegedly. I've seen a lot of pictures

01:22:53.810 --> 01:22:59.029
like Epstein, Diddy, who else? All these people

01:22:59.029 --> 01:23:01.029
that are getting busted for all this. Weinstein.

01:23:02.210 --> 01:23:04.470
She's always in a picture with these motherfuckers.

01:23:04.909 --> 01:23:10.229
No one talks about her yet. How can you be pictures

01:23:10.229 --> 01:23:12.829
and friends with all those people and not be

01:23:12.829 --> 01:23:15.489
involved in some shady shit? Not be tied to it

01:23:15.489 --> 01:23:18.159
in some way, fashion, or form. Absolutely. But

01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:21.119
I'm just a conspiracy theorist. And I also want

01:23:21.119 --> 01:23:24.140
to say this, gentlemen, because there's pictures

01:23:24.140 --> 01:23:28.800
of Trump with Epstein. But just the world and

01:23:28.800 --> 01:23:32.020
audience that listens to us knows that Trump,

01:23:32.100 --> 01:23:35.039
once he figured out what a fucking scumbag Epstein

01:23:35.039 --> 01:23:37.939
was, he banned him from Mar -a -Lago and cut

01:23:37.939 --> 01:23:42.000
all ties with him. So that you want to use. pictures

01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:44.779
from way back in a day before he uh the veil

01:23:44.779 --> 01:23:47.560
was unfold that's what a real man does once he

01:23:47.560 --> 01:23:50.420
realizes okay maybe he didn't go and rat to fucking

01:23:50.420 --> 01:23:52.640
everybody i don't know if he did but he definitely

01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:55.220
fucking barred him from all his properties and

01:23:55.220 --> 01:23:57.779
made him an unwelcome person so for everybody

01:23:57.779 --> 01:24:00.380
who wants to talk shit about uh that and bring

01:24:00.380 --> 01:24:04.159
that up as a a thing You're wrong again. Do some

01:24:04.159 --> 01:24:06.260
more research out there. Right. We'll talk shit

01:24:06.260 --> 01:24:07.699
about that, but then they won't bring up that

01:24:07.699 --> 01:24:10.460
Clinton was there. Obama was there. Fucking all

01:24:10.460 --> 01:24:14.399
the people that were on that Island. 20. Clinton

01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:16.920
was there was like 26 times. Yeah. Three or four

01:24:16.920 --> 01:24:20.619
times without secret service. Right. What you

01:24:20.619 --> 01:24:23.359
doing there? You know? Oh yeah. It's probably

01:24:23.359 --> 01:24:25.220
just going there and laying out in the beach

01:24:25.220 --> 01:24:29.460
with his painted mural. He's just getting away

01:24:29.460 --> 01:24:31.680
from Hillary. I can, I can believe that too.

01:24:32.350 --> 01:24:34.369
Oh yeah. We believe that he wanted to get away

01:24:34.369 --> 01:24:35.989
from Hillary. I definitely could believe that.

01:24:36.050 --> 01:24:39.890
But the fact that you're in that, you know, compound

01:24:39.890 --> 01:24:43.890
and there's a, uh, painting of a picture of you

01:24:43.890 --> 01:24:47.069
in a dress, Monica Lewinsky's dressed, uh, and

01:24:47.069 --> 01:24:49.369
you're wearing a wig and lipstick just shows

01:24:49.369 --> 01:24:52.489
like, okay, this guy's got you by the balls and

01:24:52.489 --> 01:24:54.569
you're still going back and you were the fuck

01:24:54.569 --> 01:24:57.510
of the free world. So something shady, something

01:24:57.510 --> 01:25:01.470
shady, all shady, man. It's all shade. Now, you

01:25:01.470 --> 01:25:04.149
know, he's going through it as well so you know

01:25:04.149 --> 01:25:07.189
that's kind of crazy you know it's it's it's

01:25:07.189 --> 01:25:11.189
amazing to me the whole thing about being famous

01:25:11.189 --> 01:25:14.470
is is amazing to me one if you either fuck it

01:25:14.470 --> 01:25:17.529
up you know as like a football player does you

01:25:17.529 --> 01:25:18.869
know what i mean gets out there and spends all

01:25:18.869 --> 01:25:21.750
the money and fucks it up somehow you know and

01:25:21.750 --> 01:25:24.449
uh you know and if you're a celebrity or anything

01:25:24.449 --> 01:25:27.420
of that nature you you really tend to think you

01:25:27.420 --> 01:25:28.819
can do whatever the fuck you want to do. You

01:25:28.819 --> 01:25:31.380
know what I mean? And that you're not going to

01:25:31.380 --> 01:25:33.920
get, you know, your hand slapped for it, which

01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:36.279
is complete bullshit. Cause eventually it's going

01:25:36.279 --> 01:25:38.239
to come around, man. You know what I mean? Someone's

01:25:38.239 --> 01:25:39.600
going to say something, which is going to lead

01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:42.420
to somebody else. And next thing you know, this

01:25:42.420 --> 01:25:44.159
shit's in the paper, you know? That's right.

01:25:44.500 --> 01:25:46.020
That's what we're watching right now with Diddy.

01:25:46.180 --> 01:25:48.560
So it'll be interesting to see where this goes.

01:25:49.640 --> 01:25:54.159
His name and names. Which is killer. You think

01:25:54.159 --> 01:25:57.199
he's naming names to say, like, oh, not only

01:25:57.199 --> 01:25:59.479
have I done it, but I know that these people

01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:02.300
have done it? Or is he naming names, like, because

01:26:02.300 --> 01:26:05.220
he's innocent but knows some shit? Like, it's

01:26:05.220 --> 01:26:07.439
just kind of, there's a whole bunch of mystery

01:26:07.439 --> 01:26:11.159
to it that, like, we'll get to the bottom to

01:26:11.159 --> 01:26:13.640
eventually, but it's just like. Well, it sounds

01:26:13.640 --> 01:26:16.180
like he's done some shit, and now he recorded

01:26:16.180 --> 01:26:18.619
people doing some shit, and now he's getting

01:26:18.619 --> 01:26:22.409
busted, so he's releasing names. That's kind

01:26:22.409 --> 01:26:24.529
of what I'm thinking. He's like, well, fuck,

01:26:24.529 --> 01:26:26.229
man. If my ship's going down, so is everybody

01:26:26.229 --> 01:26:31.369
else's. Yeah. So you guys can fucking pull back

01:26:31.369 --> 01:26:33.970
and not do this. Like, come on, dude. And not

01:26:33.970 --> 01:26:37.010
to say that he maybe didn't cut a deal with whoever's

01:26:37.010 --> 01:26:39.789
busting him at this point. And he's just like,

01:26:39.850 --> 01:26:42.409
I'll say all the names, but give me immunity

01:26:42.409 --> 01:26:46.569
or whatever. But who knows? Especially who knows

01:26:46.569 --> 01:26:48.270
with this fucking Justice Department right now,

01:26:48.289 --> 01:26:51.800
too. Who fucking knows? Preach it. Preach it.

01:26:51.880 --> 01:26:56.659
It's fucked up. Merrick Garland is just pissed

01:26:56.659 --> 01:26:59.140
off that he got shut down to be a fucking Supreme

01:26:59.140 --> 01:27:01.560
Court judge. He's taking out revenge on people

01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:04.960
about it. Yeah. You would say, like, isn't it

01:27:04.960 --> 01:27:07.439
cool to be a citizen that really doesn't do any

01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:09.680
of this shit and, like, so they can't come after

01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:12.579
me, but... No, they're coming out to President

01:27:12.579 --> 01:27:16.140
Trump for shit he didn't do. So it's like you

01:27:16.140 --> 01:27:19.380
fucking never know, people. So that's why we

01:27:19.380 --> 01:27:22.140
have to take a stand and fucking make America

01:27:22.140 --> 01:27:24.239
great again, because this path that we're going

01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:26.819
down is leading us to a dark, dark place that

01:27:26.819 --> 01:27:29.520
we don't want to be. Whether your side is winning

01:27:29.520 --> 01:27:31.979
now, your side won't be winning all the time.

01:27:32.079 --> 01:27:34.680
So it's like we got to nip this in the bud and

01:27:34.680 --> 01:27:38.000
get back to making America number one. following

01:27:38.000 --> 01:27:40.319
rules and law and order and all that shit like

01:27:40.319 --> 01:27:43.380
we can't just have uh as much of a free society

01:27:43.380 --> 01:27:45.520
that we want we just can't have a free -for -all

01:27:45.520 --> 01:27:48.300
where there's illegals coming in from all over

01:27:48.300 --> 01:27:51.840
and there's laws don't mean anything anymore

01:27:51.840 --> 01:27:53.800
and if you know you know i'm saying like we can't

01:27:53.800 --> 01:27:57.180
just have it's got to be black and white and

01:27:57.180 --> 01:28:00.260
everything and everything on on in the open open

01:28:00.260 --> 01:28:02.979
is is how it has to be you can't just because

01:28:02.979 --> 01:28:05.779
you don't want them in office because eventually

01:28:05.779 --> 01:28:10.399
it will happen too you or whoever. I could go

01:28:10.399 --> 01:28:13.579
on forever about that whole thing. We will, Dean.

01:28:14.199 --> 01:28:16.880
This is not done just because this episode is

01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:18.680
close to done. We're going to have you on a bunch

01:28:18.680 --> 01:28:21.079
of times. Hopefully your wife will allow it after

01:28:21.079 --> 01:28:22.979
she finds out what the fuck we were talking about.

01:28:23.520 --> 01:28:28.439
Thanks, Chad. Yeah, yeah. It's been a pleasure

01:28:28.439 --> 01:28:30.899
having you on, dude. This has been a fun episode.

01:28:31.220 --> 01:28:32.960
We've gotten to some real shit. We've gotten

01:28:32.960 --> 01:28:35.460
to a bunch of funny shit, but it's been an absolute

01:28:35.460 --> 01:28:37.869
pleasure to talk to you. I want to thank you

01:28:37.869 --> 01:28:41.109
for coming on the gracious too. And if you guys

01:28:41.109 --> 01:28:43.130
want to make out before you go, go ahead. Now

01:28:43.130 --> 01:28:46.170
get, get off. You know, I was just, I was just

01:28:46.170 --> 01:28:49.369
going to say, I was going to say your, your hair

01:28:49.369 --> 01:28:51.310
looks fucking great today, Chad. Jesus Christ,

01:28:51.409 --> 01:28:55.510
man. You like that? I told you I'm dying on the

01:28:55.510 --> 01:28:57.890
side. So I'm just, you know, right here. Are

01:28:57.890 --> 01:29:01.890
you, are you, are you coloring that gray in or

01:29:01.890 --> 01:29:04.470
what are you doing? Just for men shampoo. It's

01:29:04.470 --> 01:29:08.550
all good. That's it. That's how you do it. You've

01:29:08.550 --> 01:29:10.750
always been about just for men. So, all right.

01:29:12.189 --> 01:29:16.090
Yes. Nice. Yes. And with that, that was Dean.

01:29:16.210 --> 01:29:19.350
Dean, thank you so much, my man. I really appreciate

01:29:19.350 --> 01:29:20.930
you guys having me on. It was a fucking blast.

01:29:21.289 --> 01:29:22.710
Chad, I look forward to seeing you this summer.

01:29:22.970 --> 01:29:25.750
Yes, sir. Maybe we'll do the next episode with

01:29:25.750 --> 01:29:27.329
you while I'm out there in Denver. For sure.

01:29:27.510 --> 01:29:28.930
Yeah, let's do that, man. That'd be awesome.

01:29:29.130 --> 01:29:31.010
We'll bring on Andy, too. We'll get fucking drunk

01:29:31.010 --> 01:29:33.840
and do it. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll drink some

01:29:33.840 --> 01:29:35.340
whiskey and then we'll get out of the boat, man.

01:29:35.460 --> 01:29:38.800
You know, so. Nice. All right. The invitation

01:29:38.800 --> 01:29:40.880
is open to you as well, John. So thank you. I

01:29:40.880 --> 01:29:42.279
appreciate you guys. Thanks so much for having

01:29:42.279 --> 01:29:44.100
me on. It was a fucking blast. Same. Awesome.

01:29:44.159 --> 01:29:47.699
Thanks, bud. Take it easy. Yep. Sounds good.

01:29:48.340 --> 01:29:51.399
All right. So that was the one and only Dean,

01:29:51.500 --> 01:29:57.039
ladies and gentlemen. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's

01:29:57.039 --> 01:29:59.300
fun, man. Thank you for hooking that up, Chad.

01:29:59.420 --> 01:30:02.020
That's a, that was a cool guest to have on. Absolutely.

01:30:02.600 --> 01:30:05.479
Are we ready for this, Chad? Cause we got a couple

01:30:05.479 --> 01:30:07.079
of minutes left before we have to get off. Are

01:30:07.079 --> 01:30:10.479
we ready for Bob A's world? Yes. Let's do it.

01:30:10.500 --> 01:30:13.520
Bob A's world. Oh my goodness. Bob A, what is

01:30:13.520 --> 01:30:15.619
going on, my man? Talk to us. How you doing,

01:30:15.699 --> 01:30:19.060
dude? I just want to talk. I just want to talk

01:30:19.060 --> 01:30:23.340
about Dean. Dean was a great guest, man. Chad,

01:30:24.220 --> 01:30:27.279
thank you for bringing him on the show. Absolutely.

01:30:27.779 --> 01:30:31.319
That was intense. Do you have anything you want

01:30:31.319 --> 01:30:35.939
to talk about Diddy with Bobby? As far as all

01:30:35.939 --> 01:30:39.720
that, you know what? I think that's more smoke

01:30:39.720 --> 01:30:42.819
and mirrors than anything. It's just more distraction.

01:30:44.920 --> 01:30:47.560
I definitely don't think he's innocent of anything.

01:30:48.020 --> 01:30:50.960
Right. Whatever names that are going to be named,

01:30:51.199 --> 01:30:53.960
we're not going to know about them. So it doesn't

01:30:53.960 --> 01:30:56.380
really matter, to be honest with you. Right.

01:30:56.760 --> 01:30:59.020
I just wanted to bring this up. I caught some

01:30:59.020 --> 01:31:03.680
of the eclipse yesterday. Okay. And it came out

01:31:03.680 --> 01:31:08.359
pretty good. This video that I got. Sweet. Oh,

01:31:08.399 --> 01:31:13.100
nice. Yeah, it was a little... The clouds actually

01:31:13.100 --> 01:31:15.460
helped. That's great. It's great that the clouds...

01:31:15.460 --> 01:31:20.079
The clouds acted as a filter, exactly. Wow, dude.

01:31:21.359 --> 01:31:23.479
Bobby, did you stare directly at it or did you

01:31:23.479 --> 01:31:26.789
have sunglasses? No, I was looking at it. I was

01:31:26.789 --> 01:31:32.210
looking at it. I don't care. I look at the sun

01:31:32.210 --> 01:31:36.970
all the time. You have to. Get the vitamin D

01:31:36.970 --> 01:31:39.489
in your body. Just so you're aware, you don't

01:31:39.489 --> 01:31:42.329
have to look at it to get the vitamin D. I know

01:31:42.329 --> 01:31:50.689
that. Now you can probably see. Cool. Here in

01:31:50.689 --> 01:31:54.289
SoCal, we only got the bottom part, just a little

01:31:54.289 --> 01:31:57.189
bit of the bottom part of the sun. Yeah, we didn't

01:31:57.189 --> 01:32:01.529
get totality, but we saw a good amount of it,

01:32:01.590 --> 01:32:04.949
like three -quarters of it hit. All right, I

01:32:04.949 --> 01:32:07.829
just wanted to show this article, too. Go ahead,

01:32:07.829 --> 01:32:12.270
please. Chad, were you looking at the eclipse

01:32:12.270 --> 01:32:14.989
at all or before it? Yeah, I checked it out yesterday.

01:32:15.109 --> 01:32:17.529
Around 1008 is when it started here, and it kind

01:32:17.529 --> 01:32:21.390
of reaches maximum for SoCal around 11. And like

01:32:21.390 --> 01:32:23.770
I said, you could just see the bottom of the

01:32:23.770 --> 01:32:27.340
sun. yeah obscured by the moon a bit but out

01:32:27.340 --> 01:32:31.199
in jersey so you had a clear view of the sun

01:32:31.199 --> 01:32:34.960
uh you know like no clouds at all in in the sky

01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:38.159
and then as the eclipse was starting fucking

01:32:38.159 --> 01:32:41.119
these big ass clouds like you just saw on bobby's

01:32:41.119 --> 01:32:44.220
video started to roll through but i heard uh

01:32:44.220 --> 01:32:46.380
texas didn't have that so you guys probably had

01:32:46.380 --> 01:32:49.779
a better view uh in socal as well what do we

01:32:49.779 --> 01:32:53.520
got here by bay I saw some good shots yesterday

01:32:53.520 --> 01:33:00.079
on TV. This is this is this is the deputy say

01:33:00.079 --> 01:33:02.579
Bible burning on Easter Sunday could turn into

01:33:02.579 --> 01:33:05.399
a hate crime investigation. Someone burned a

01:33:05.399 --> 01:33:08.859
trailer full of Bibles near the Global Vision

01:33:08.859 --> 01:33:11.579
Church near Mount Juliet. News 2's Nikki McGee

01:33:11.579 --> 01:33:14.359
has more from the pastor and also asks whether

01:33:14.359 --> 01:33:17.340
this could have been a retaliation to the church

01:33:17.340 --> 01:33:20.460
burning books. I think the fact that they chose

01:33:20.460 --> 01:33:24.140
to do that on Easter, the Bible was very in your

01:33:24.140 --> 01:33:27.140
face. Pastor Greg Walk with Global Vision Bible

01:33:27.140 --> 01:33:30.960
Church. I watch a lot. He's really interesting.

01:33:31.380 --> 01:33:33.479
He knows what the fuck. And they weren't telling

01:33:33.479 --> 01:33:36.720
everybody about the fact that Bibles were being

01:33:36.720 --> 01:33:38.979
burned. Of course, the anger and the outrage

01:33:38.979 --> 01:33:41.000
is more than just the fact that Bibles are being

01:33:41.000 --> 01:33:43.199
burned. And they're allowed to burn Bibles. Those

01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:45.680
of us who have the Holy Spirit filled inside

01:33:45.680 --> 01:33:50.699
of us. should be and are completely angry about

01:33:50.699 --> 01:33:53.359
seeing a site like that. But then, of course,

01:33:53.399 --> 01:33:56.819
like any psychological. I think the one thing

01:33:56.819 --> 01:33:59.220
he forgot was it wasn't Easter. What was it?

01:33:59.220 --> 01:34:02.560
Fucking national trans happy. What was it? Actual

01:34:02.560 --> 01:34:06.699
day that trans visibility day. That's right.

01:34:06.840 --> 01:34:08.699
So they weren't burning them on Easter, folks.

01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:10.899
They were burning them on trans visibility day.

01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:14.020
So don't get your pennies in an uproar, which

01:34:14.020 --> 01:34:19.140
is fucking nuts. That the White House would put

01:34:19.140 --> 01:34:23.119
that out on a fucking beautiful holy day. Right?

01:34:23.659 --> 01:34:28.000
Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. And so apparently it's

01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:30.399
always been the 31st of March. This is the left's

01:34:30.399 --> 01:34:32.359
pushback on it. It's always been the 31st of

01:34:32.359 --> 01:34:34.319
March. I don't remember him making a proclamation

01:34:34.319 --> 01:34:37.460
on any other fucking year that on any other,

01:34:37.500 --> 01:34:39.880
you know, March 31st. Right. He had three other

01:34:39.880 --> 01:34:42.500
years to do it while he was in office. you know

01:34:42.500 --> 01:34:45.039
and fucking vice president and all that shit

01:34:45.039 --> 01:34:47.819
but now all of a sudden uh you got to do it on

01:34:47.819 --> 01:34:50.859
that day you couldn't even get a warning beforehand

01:34:50.859 --> 01:34:53.579
like hey by the way people easter's coming up

01:34:53.579 --> 01:34:57.119
but it's also trans visibility day so i might

01:34:57.119 --> 01:34:59.479
just make like fuck off dude you're just then

01:34:59.479 --> 01:35:01.779
then they wouldn't allow religious imagery on

01:35:01.779 --> 01:35:04.039
the on the easter eggs for the for the annual

01:35:04.039 --> 01:35:07.939
easter egg hunt either so it's all propaganda

01:35:07.939 --> 01:35:14.600
we're being bombarded was propaganda 24 -7 psyops

01:35:14.600 --> 01:35:18.880
every day it really is and people don't know

01:35:18.880 --> 01:35:22.939
which way is up right and that's on purpose when

01:35:22.939 --> 01:35:25.239
you can when you can obscure the truth on basic

01:35:25.239 --> 01:35:27.760
facts they can obscure the truth on anything

01:35:27.760 --> 01:35:31.399
yes and they're doing it fucking in front of

01:35:31.399 --> 01:35:34.659
our face on a daily basis They're making fucking

01:35:34.659 --> 01:35:37.500
what is right wrong, what is wrong right, what

01:35:37.500 --> 01:35:39.300
is blue fucking red. And then when you point

01:35:39.300 --> 01:35:41.079
it out, the fucking minions are like, oh, you're

01:35:41.079 --> 01:35:44.699
a conspiracy theorist. Yeah. From now on, if

01:35:44.699 --> 01:35:46.159
someone calls me, I'm going to say, thank you.

01:35:46.520 --> 01:35:50.590
Yeah. I am. Fuck you. But you know what, Chad,

01:35:50.729 --> 01:35:53.310
don't even don't even like let them have that

01:35:53.310 --> 01:35:56.170
satisfaction. Let them know all the reasons why

01:35:56.170 --> 01:35:58.550
you're not a conspiracy theorist and kill them

01:35:58.550 --> 01:36:00.970
with fucking knowledge and facts, because that's

01:36:00.970 --> 01:36:03.369
where all these people get so brazen and so,

01:36:03.489 --> 01:36:05.970
you know, able to talk the way they do because

01:36:05.970 --> 01:36:08.409
they come with no information. They never get

01:36:08.409 --> 01:36:10.390
pushed back. Right. Right. And they never get

01:36:10.390 --> 01:36:12.750
pushed back. So I've stopped that in my life.

01:36:12.770 --> 01:36:15.270
Like if somebody wants to really. say something

01:36:15.270 --> 01:36:18.649
and and and put out a point with no counterpoint

01:36:18.649 --> 01:36:20.930
it's not happening in my world anymore because

01:36:20.930 --> 01:36:22.970
i'm going to come with you with everything that

01:36:22.970 --> 01:36:25.329
i know and i'm going to prove you wrong until

01:36:25.329 --> 01:36:28.289
you prove me right because i'm not allowing this

01:36:28.289 --> 01:36:30.909
shit to go on anymore it's gone on far and long

01:36:30.909 --> 01:36:32.989
i think more yeah everyone needs to stand up

01:36:32.989 --> 01:36:36.109
start standing up to it but the big thing is

01:36:36.109 --> 01:36:37.770
they won't do it on the media like they'll have

01:36:37.770 --> 01:36:41.939
these fucking idiots on on you know, on MSNBC

01:36:41.939 --> 01:36:43.859
or whatever the fuck. And they say the dumbest

01:36:43.859 --> 01:36:47.640
shit and no one pushes back on them at all. Right.

01:36:48.300 --> 01:36:50.300
Because they're not real journalists. They're

01:36:50.300 --> 01:36:52.380
not fucking real journalists. They say all day

01:36:52.380 --> 01:36:54.920
that, oh, we're real journalists. We care. Bullshit.

01:36:54.960 --> 01:36:57.380
You are fucking putting a narrative out. It's

01:36:57.380 --> 01:36:59.699
written down for you by your producers coming

01:36:59.699 --> 01:37:03.140
probably from the CIA or fucking government somehow.

01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:06.060
And they're just, and you've seen those videos,

01:37:06.100 --> 01:37:08.840
the montages of the fucking individual regional.

01:37:09.479 --> 01:37:11.579
News people saying the same fucking shit, reading

01:37:11.579 --> 01:37:14.899
the same goddamn dialogue about misinformation

01:37:14.899 --> 01:37:16.720
or whatever the hell it's about, and they're

01:37:16.720 --> 01:37:20.279
all saying the same exact thing. Yeah. But that's

01:37:20.279 --> 01:37:23.460
not propaganda. They're independent journalists.

01:37:23.640 --> 01:37:26.279
Give me a fucking break. I mean, tell it like

01:37:26.279 --> 01:37:27.779
it is. That's the problem with those shows too,

01:37:27.880 --> 01:37:30.500
Chad, is that they'll ask the guest a question,

01:37:30.600 --> 01:37:33.460
and as soon as he gives an answer that is not

01:37:33.460 --> 01:37:35.800
what they wanted to hear, they stop him, and

01:37:35.800 --> 01:37:38.750
then they go into something else. Like, don't

01:37:38.750 --> 01:37:40.590
let the point come across and don't let what

01:37:40.590 --> 01:37:43.210
he's trying to say come out. It's like, we're

01:37:43.210 --> 01:37:45.289
hip to you guys. We know what the fuck you're

01:37:45.289 --> 01:37:47.449
doing now. Right. Or they'll be like, oh, you're

01:37:47.449 --> 01:37:50.729
a MAGA extremist. Like, I love that. All the

01:37:50.729 --> 01:37:52.770
political ads here in California when, you know,

01:37:52.770 --> 01:37:55.170
I'm going to run up to the elect to primary night

01:37:55.170 --> 01:37:58.630
or whatever it was in November was, you know,

01:37:58.630 --> 01:38:01.250
all the Democrats are like, I fight MAGA extremists.

01:38:01.270 --> 01:38:04.069
I'm like, oh, so you fight people that are patriots,

01:38:04.069 --> 01:38:07.699
that love our country, that love the flag. that

01:38:07.699 --> 01:38:09.760
would literally go and die for the country and

01:38:09.760 --> 01:38:12.920
the vets. But you're not extremist because you

01:38:12.920 --> 01:38:16.100
believe in third -term abortion, open borders,

01:38:16.439 --> 01:38:21.399
making pedophilia fucking mainstream. Like, that's

01:38:21.399 --> 01:38:24.659
not extreme? Okay, got it. It's the MAGA extremists

01:38:24.659 --> 01:38:26.420
that we have to worry about. Okay, yes. What

01:38:26.420 --> 01:38:28.880
if they start to call pedophilia now? Because

01:38:28.880 --> 01:38:31.239
they're not... Max, mine are attracted persons.

01:38:31.659 --> 01:38:35.020
Get the fuck out of here. Uh -huh. You've heard

01:38:35.020 --> 01:38:38.689
senators and... U .S. Congress women and people

01:38:38.689 --> 01:38:43.470
say this fucking term. Right. It's a sexual preference

01:38:43.470 --> 01:38:46.649
at this point. The fuck out of here. No, it is

01:38:46.649 --> 01:38:49.350
not. It's disgusting. It ruins fucking people's

01:38:49.350 --> 01:38:52.210
lives, children's lives. It's not sexual preference.

01:38:52.630 --> 01:38:55.270
And if that is your sexual preference, you need

01:38:55.270 --> 01:38:57.729
to go to a fucking mental institute and get done

01:38:57.729 --> 01:39:02.090
right because it's illegal for a reason why you

01:39:02.090 --> 01:39:05.329
can't fuck people under the age of 18 as an adult.

01:39:05.739 --> 01:39:08.020
Because it's gross. Their brain is still forming.

01:39:08.180 --> 01:39:10.619
They don't know how to make the proper decisions.

01:39:10.840 --> 01:39:14.819
And they're easily led and fucking easily manipulated.

01:39:15.760 --> 01:39:18.579
Yeah. But don't fucking twist this shit, people,

01:39:18.619 --> 01:39:22.079
because we're tired of it. And I don't have kids,

01:39:22.100 --> 01:39:24.020
but everybody who has kids knows that that's

01:39:24.020 --> 01:39:26.239
not the fucking way to do it. Me as a person

01:39:26.239 --> 01:39:29.159
who doesn't. But you know that you're right from

01:39:29.159 --> 01:39:32.199
wrong. You know, right. Exactly. Don't twist

01:39:32.199 --> 01:39:35.289
it. Yeah, sexualizing a child and then fucking

01:39:35.289 --> 01:39:38.489
ruin their lives because it has long -term fucking

01:39:38.489 --> 01:39:42.010
effects on their mentality, obviously. Right.

01:39:43.189 --> 01:39:45.989
And with that, audience, we're going to leave

01:39:45.989 --> 01:39:48.470
you guys with a lot to think about, but that's

01:39:48.470 --> 01:39:50.770
what the point of this show is. The point is

01:39:50.770 --> 01:39:53.130
to have fun and shoot the shit and bullshit and

01:39:53.130 --> 01:39:55.869
all that stuff, but it's also to point out the

01:39:55.869 --> 01:39:58.550
wrong and point out the right and for people

01:39:58.550 --> 01:40:02.539
to make their own educated decisions. And, you

01:40:02.539 --> 01:40:05.199
know, you weren't taught wrong from right for

01:40:05.199 --> 01:40:08.079
no reason. There is an actual black and white

01:40:08.079 --> 01:40:10.399
when it comes to good and evil. And you could

01:40:10.399 --> 01:40:13.119
see it. You know it. Murder is wrong no matter

01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.779
what. Raping somebody is wrong no matter what.

01:40:16.000 --> 01:40:18.779
Fucking a child is wrong no matter what. These

01:40:18.779 --> 01:40:21.359
are things that we fucking know. They're not

01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:24.220
just fucking implanted in our brain for no reason.

01:40:24.439 --> 01:40:27.039
There's a fucking reason why they're wrong. And

01:40:27.039 --> 01:40:29.659
it's because they're wrong. You don't do that

01:40:29.659 --> 01:40:32.619
to innocent. people when you're a scumbag and

01:40:32.619 --> 01:40:36.399
you have power and you want to abuse it there's

01:40:36.399 --> 01:40:38.939
my little fucking end of story good rant we like

01:40:38.939 --> 01:40:41.720
it yes and we love you guys out there the gracious

01:40:41.720 --> 01:40:44.739
audience we want to thank you again for coming

01:40:44.739 --> 01:40:47.479
on this journey with us we're not stopping we're

01:40:47.479 --> 01:40:50.000
taking this all the way we're going to the number

01:40:50.000 --> 01:40:52.899
two spot in the podcast world right behind joe

01:40:52.899 --> 01:40:55.159
rogan we don't want it because he's the man the

01:40:55.159 --> 01:40:58.920
myth the legend really greased the wheel and

01:40:58.920 --> 01:41:01.850
and showed people that Long form conversations

01:41:01.850 --> 01:41:05.289
are the way. And, you know, that's how you could

01:41:05.289 --> 01:41:07.850
really get knowledge and know what somebody is

01:41:07.850 --> 01:41:10.310
thinking about. When when you just have these

01:41:10.310 --> 01:41:12.289
little blurbs and stuff, that's when you're like

01:41:12.289 --> 01:41:15.069
bullshit and put out all these false narratives

01:41:15.069 --> 01:41:17.090
and stuff like that. So we want to thank you,

01:41:17.130 --> 01:41:19.810
Joe Rogan. We want to thank our audience. And

01:41:19.810 --> 01:41:25.329
let's go, people. Well said. I echo echo those

01:41:25.329 --> 01:41:29.539
sentiments. Yes. Sentiments. Sentiments, sentences,

01:41:29.539 --> 01:41:32.880
sentences, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Boys, gentlemen,

01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:36.340
men, but thank you guys. Thanks.