The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 043

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preparing setting it up and we are live ladies

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and gentlemen show 43 what is up What up? Number

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43. Sweet. Yes, sir. It's older than me now.

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How does this work that way? It's 10 behind my

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age. My age is July 23rd. Coming up, party time.

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Yeah, yeah. Excited. So the audience knows, I'm

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sure they do, but just to announce again, Troy

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Garman was the winner of the Gracious Two contest.

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And yeah, he's a... We're sending it out to him,

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or he's coming to pick it up in July from the

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studio. Cool. Yeah, I'm flying back to Pennsylvania

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with the kids on July 20th. So anytime after

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that, bud, until August 4th or 3rd, I'm there.

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Yeah, baby, baby. Come on by. I'll hand it to

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you directly. Come on down. Yo, the world is

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nuts. Or are we? I'm not sure. Yeah, we're in

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a cult. We're in a cult of common sense, as I've

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said many times. For anybody who's not aware

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of what we're talking about, check out our Instagram.

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We got some wacky folks on there that are in

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the loud minority, but come November, the silent

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majority will be speaking, people, so be ready.

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Yeah, so I got a fact check on a post I put up,

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and it's just a stupid meme that says, you know,

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basically... Just remember, the only reason we

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don't have two felons running for president is

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because one was found mentally unfit to stand

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trial. Let that sink in. I got a fact check for

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that, so I posted the meme with the fact check

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underneath it and said, fuck your fact check.

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And, of course, then we have some leftards in

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there going, this is not correct. And I'm like,

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it's not correct about it. Chad, I like that

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one. You like that one? Yeah, that's my new one.

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I've heard libtards, but leftards. God, I'm sorry.

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Well, liberals, liberals traditionally were more

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centrist and about free speech and, you know,

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very common constitutional things. That term

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has been hijacked by the left. Now, if you call

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on a liberal, you're meeting a fucking ultra

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left person, which I'm trying to get away from

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because liberals are common sense. Yes. Yes.

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We don't. But anyway, I'm so. So one of these

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guys, this is all wrong. You're lying to people.

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And I'm like, I'm not lying. What am I lying

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about? And I sent him a video of Jim Jordan reading

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Robert Kerr's fucking report saying that basically,

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it doesn't use the exact words, mentally unfit,

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but it says he's unfit to stand trial. Yeah.

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Because he's too old and can't remember a thing.

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He can't even remember that he was vice president.

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This is in the guy's report. Okay. And he stole

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and possessed illegally top secret documents

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as a vice president and a senator, which are

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no -nos. And I said, the final thing I wrote

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back to the guy, I said, if this was you or I,

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well, first of all, I said, if this was Trump,

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you would certainly be saying he's mentally unfit

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based on that report. If it had the same language

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in it, you'd be saying, look, he's mentally unfit.

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Those words, I guarantee you. And two, if it

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was him or I being busted for these top secret

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materials, we'd be in fucking jail. 100 % wouldn't

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matter what our age was or what they thought

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about our memory, we'd be in jail. Common sense

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would be in jail. Yeah, you got to wonder if

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this guy doesn't have common sense, if his IQ

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is low, is he a moron? Does he not really read

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stuff? Does he not pay attention to stuff? I

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sent him the video to watch with Jim Jordan reading

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it. He's still going, well, it's based on the

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prosecutor saying he's not really able to stand

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trial because the jury would find him too sympathetic

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as an old man with mental issues or basically

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memory problems. Okay, well, that says to me

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he's mentally unfit to stand trial. Can you do

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me a favor real quick? Stop stating facts. Start

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lying to our audience. I know. I'm sorry. Come

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on, dude. What is wrong with you? Why would you

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be so honest, tell the truth? and uh you know

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i don't know my hope i mean the whole post the

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whole thing was about just you know a fact check

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saying something's wrong when it's not and this

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guy's saying well it's wrong and i'm like it's

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not wrong for any i'm sorry chad but for any

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he's not wrong you're talking about semantics

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like it's fucking bullshit like get over it he

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he did something illegal and he's not being tried

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for because he's unfit yeah uh for any period

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For any people out there that don't know what

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we're referring to, I'm sure a bunch of our audience

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does, but for any new members listening or for

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the moron who was looking at the Instagram posting

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this garbage, go to our Instagram, the underscore

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gracious two, and you could actually see what

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we're talking about and audience out there. Why

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don't you go on there and respond to some of

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these comments and let them know what's up and

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stand up because we're tired of. People just

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running their mouths, saying nonsense and stating

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shit that isn't true. This is the gracious two

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where we actually give you real stuff, real truth.

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We don't just sit there and lie. Oh, Chad, another

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thing we don't do, we don't stiff children's

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hair and make them feel uncomfortable. We didn't

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even get into that. No, definitely don't do that.

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Or shower with our daughters inappropriately.

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You wouldn't be talking about the pedo in chief

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now, would you, sir? I would definitely be talking

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about the pedo in chief because that's what he

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is. Yeah. And for those who don't like what we're

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saying, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, go look

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it up. Go see what's the truth. We're not bullshitting

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you. Even though we say we put the shit in bullshit

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right now, we're actually spinning some serious

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truth to y 'all out there. So come one, come

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all the gracious two is here for you. Oh, my

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God, I'm a poet. I did not know it, Chad. Hey,

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hey, hey. This is weird. It's just funny because

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we knew Ashley Biden's diary was real when it

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was discovered. Yep. And now it's been proven

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to the mainstream media and the people on the

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left that wanted to say, it's Russian misinformation,

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blah, blah, blah. Same thing they always say.

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Yeah. It's real. It's real. She has admitted

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it's real to a judge. It is now real. The FBI

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has it. And it says she felt like she probably

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was molested and shouted inappropriately with

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her father. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's disgusting

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what we're talking about here, people, but we're

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literally just telling you true shit that's going

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on. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely disgusting.

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And, you know, it's crazy that this freaking

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guy is the president of the United States and

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not busted for anything. He's not fit to be a

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father. He's not fit to be the president. He's

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not even fit really to be a fucking human being.

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Sorry for me getting so blunt, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, United States of America. Joe

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Biden, I'm talking to you. You're an asshole.

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Your son Hunter is an asshole that you raised.

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Oh my God, that was very harsh. And Ashley's

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had to go in and out of rehab because she probably

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is dealing. Trying to deal with the pain that

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you've caused her. Exactly. Because the most

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trusted person in her life, her father, has violated

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her. Abso -fucking -lutely. I know the truth

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hurts sometimes. And the lefties out there are

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going to defend. They'd rather defend Biden than

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fucking actually be aghast and upset with a fucking

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pedophile that's molesting his own daughter.

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You say it all the time. Gaslighting at its finest

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coming from that. world and that family and oh

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my god yeah and that's that's the whole thing

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now every video of him making gaffes and falling

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upstairs and that those are all deep fakes those

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are all made up by the right i mean it's this

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is the world you live in and people fucking believe

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it that's what trips me out right that's what

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trips me out you know what's crazy um people

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who say uh there's something bad about president

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trump saying his daughter is beautiful If you

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find creepy people, I don't know what the fuck

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is wrong in your brain. One, his daughter is

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beautiful. Two, a father saying his daughter

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is beautiful is actually beautiful. A dude sniffing

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a person he doesn't know's hair, a child, is

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disgusting. And then inappropriately groping

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them in pictures and shit. Yeah. Yeah. And there's

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video of it, people. There's video of it. It's

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not speculation. There is video of it happening.

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Many videos. Yes. You could have seen it live.

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You could see the video. You could see pictures.

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There's tons of shit out there that you could

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actually see with your own eyes. And speaking

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of Trump, another conspiracy theory that's been

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busted is, and you know, it's on Snopes now,

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but everyone is now admitting that the good people

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on both sides rhetoric that the left used with

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Trump about Charlottesville was bullshit. Because

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that's what they always go back to. He said there's

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great people on both sides. There's beautiful

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people on both sides. Right. Or fine people on

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both sides, meaning that there's fine people

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that are neo -Nazis and there's fine people on

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the left. He wasn't talking about that because

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he condemned the neo -Nazis and the KKK right

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after he said that. But they never played that

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part. So the MSN, even Biden ran on it. He said

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there's very fine people on both sides. Oh, it's

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a fucking lie. It's a lie. It is a lie. And Snopes

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finally had to fucking admit it seven years later.

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It only took him seven years to figure it out.

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Chad, even though Live and your awesome band

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was Rolling Stone Magazine's 1995 Artist of the

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Year, which is when that magazine was relevant,

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poignant. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to say something

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about them right now. Hey, Rolling Stone Magazine,

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go fuck yourself and everything you stand for

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posting shit that you post in your magazine.

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It's not a magazine. You're an online article

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now, online news source, whatever the fuck you

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want to call it. Online opinion piece is all

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you are. There you go, Chad. Thank you for coming

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in with that because it's just disgusting how

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they want to. portray themselves and portray

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an actual good father and president donald this

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is what we dealt with when you know when chad

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taylor did his rolling stone interview with with

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that andy green guy he calls me he says i just

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want to get to the truth i'm like i'll give you

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the truth and then he didn't print 90 of what

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i said and then tried to make me look like a

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crazy maga conspiracy theorist yep oh that okay

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that was journalism at its finest wasn't it No.

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That's modern day journalism at its finest. Some

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opinionated motherfucker doesn't want to actually

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get to the truth, just wants to spout his own

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opinion about something. It's amazing that you

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have to come to shows like this and actually

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the greatest podcast on earth. Let's talk about

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it. The JRE experience. You have to go to like

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that for real, actual, factual information. Like

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what the fuck is wrong with the news, the media,

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their propaganda machine that the government

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is like, come on. Let's be fucking real here.

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Let's actual news. Let's fucking report real

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shit. Let's not lie and just promote your agenda.

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It's disgusting. We're tired of it. That's the

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thing about the left and Joe Rogan. I have friends

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that are always bagging on Joe Rogan. It's like,

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one, he's pretty fucking intelligent. Two, he's

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infinitely curious. Three, he gets experts on

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his show all the time that debunk this shit.

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whatever you want to talk about, masks, the vax,

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all that bullshit. He brings in actual experts

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and talks to them, but the left calls him stupid

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and he's a moron, blah, blah. It's like, what

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are you talking about? Watch his fucking show

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and learn something. That's what it is. It's

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people who don't watch his show. It's people

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who look at little stupid headlines and news

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flashes that they see, but actually don't. right

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they're talking about when cnn and msm is all

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you know that they take shit out of context and

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then put it on their show and look see he he

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took horstie warmer it's like wait a minute ivermectin

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that that great news organization is a piece

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of shit yup uh sorry i'm a comedian oh my goodness

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this is the gracious two today oh by the way

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audience and lovely members out there this will

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be a short show we do apologize about our guests

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not being here today uh things come up things

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happen this is a real live show we don't hide

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behind curtains and record and put stuff out

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and flash fake news this is real so this is real

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life coming in you know in real time yeah it

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was uh john de christopher who used to be my

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uh zildjian rep who signed me to zildjian he's

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retired now but he has his own podcast on wednesdays

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um i think it's called live from the drum room

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and he's he's having a big uh grammy nominated

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drummer guy on on his show on Wednesday. So he

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had to prep for it. Totally get. It's all good.

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We'll reschedule, John. Absolutely. And you guys

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get the best of every world today. You get Chad

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and myself alone. Hey, now. Oh, no, Bobby. Bobby's

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not here. No, Bobby is. No, Bobby is. He had

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something coming up and I said, you know, Bobby,

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it's going to be a short day today. So, you know,

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go take care of what you got to do. Bobby's world

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will not be coming in Bobby's world. Damn it.

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Yeah. This is one of my favorite coffee cups.

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I love intercourse. Me too. Intercourse PA says

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a little PA right here in the window of the,

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of the buggy. Wow. That's an actual, that's an

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actual town in Pennsylvania. Not only is that

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a cool, like a coffee mug, but that's like a

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cool thing that they did with it. Like that's

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a really funny play on words. Logan, Slogan,

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whatever. It's really cool. Yeah. There's Intercourse,

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Bird and Hand, Blue Balls, and Sugar Notch, Pennsylvania.

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Those are all real places. You're joking that

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there's a Blue Balls, Pennsylvania. No, that's

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Bird and Hand, Blue Balls, and Intercourse are

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in Amish country. Yeah, so they're. Wow. That

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is, they're real places. How funny is that? I

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wonder if they knew what they were doing as they

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were naming those places. Come on. You don't

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think so? I didn't realize the Amish were that

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cool, honestly. Hey, man. Hey, now. They do their

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own thing. They don't give a shit. That's true.

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What do they have? Rum Springer when they get

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to... Yeah, Rum Springer. Yeah, when they turn

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18, the kids can go out into the world and do

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whatever they want, like drugs, alcohol, swear,

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all the bullshit, you know, sex, everything.

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And they have a year to do that to go fucking

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crazy. And then at the end of that year, if they

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can decide to leave the church and the community,

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Or they can come back in. If they leave, they

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are excommunicated and no one talks to them again.

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Their family, everybody. They're gone. I guess

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they don't post the percentage of people that

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go out to the world. Yeah, I have no idea what

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the stats are on that. I mean, if you think about

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it, it is a simple life that they're living and

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an honest life and salt of the earth life. We're

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kind of cush with all our technology and stuff,

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but What is the better way of living? Like, as

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I'm just thinking about this and like contemplating,

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cause I was always like, that's a weird way to

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live. But now that I'm thinking about it, I'm

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like, wait a second. Maybe they're onto something

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and they know better than because this world

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is wacky with everything that's going on right

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now. Chad, you just made me become Amish by the

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way. Well, there you go. You have to be a, you

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know, you can only, you got to marry a woman

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and only fuck her the rest of your life. So.

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Okay. Good luck with that. Next not happening.

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Not happening. Now I know why I'm not Amish.

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Thank you for that, Chad. But Amish, there's

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an interesting thing about the Amish. They are

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obviously, because their community is so small,

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they tend to inbreed a little bit. A lot of them

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have six fingers on one hand. And then the other

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thing is they obviously do not vax, so they have

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one of the lowest rates of autism per community,

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per capita in the world. But wait a minute. vaccines

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don't cause autism, but wait a minute. Yeah.

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Yeah. Actually, they did prove on VAERS that

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vaccines cause autism. There's, I think, at least

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one little girl that got paid out by VAERS for

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her autism being caused by vaccines. Yeah, I

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remember. So they'll tell you, MSM will tell

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you all day, doesn't cause autism. They've told

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us that. They've done studies. Well, yeah, it

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does. I remember when Jenny McCarthy was going

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on her crusade about that because her son has

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autism and stuff like that. I mean, she went

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silent about it now and kind of retracted her

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statement. Yeah, it was kind of weird because

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we read her books when we were having a kid.

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And now she's kind of like went back on everything.

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I think she got pressured. I think it was the

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backlash that she felt from it. Well, her and

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Jim Carrey were, because she used to be with

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Jim Carrey. They were on Larry King Live talking

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about it back in the day. good old jc that guy

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is that guy's a labyrinth like he's just ghost

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kind of right now he pops his head up every now

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and again but when he does everything that comes

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out is hysterical everything he touches is golden

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he's just the oh absolutely do you ever see his

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appearance on on uh was it jimmy kimmel yeah

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jimmy kimmel where he walks out on stage and

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he's doing this all the time no i did not it

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was supposed to be an illuminati symbol and he's

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going he's sitting there saying to uh Him all

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like, you don't know what this is? Come on, you

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know what this is. They all know what this is.

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And then Jimmy Kimmel's like, I don't know what

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that is. How funny. One thing I saw of him that

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was hysterical, he was at a fashion award show,

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and a lady's interviewing him, and he's talking

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about, she's like, oh, you're going in to see

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all the fashion icons. He's like, icons? What

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do you mean? Yeah, I did see that. It's amazing.

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Oh, my God. He's like, we're nothing. You're

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surrounded by nothing. You're in a tetrahedra.

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He just went off on her, and it was hysterical

00:19:06.789 --> 00:19:09.470
to see. Her head was spinning. She didn't know

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how to take it. She didn't know if he was being

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serious. He didn't know if he was joking. But

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that guy is awesome, dude. Everything he touches

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really is amazing. It would be cool to re -hook

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up with him and talk to him again to see where

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he is on all this because it's hard to tell if

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he's serious or not about. about being awake

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i don't know yeah i mean he's he's he's a amazing

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artist too have you seen like some of the actual

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artwork he's like created oh yeah yeah when we

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went to his house he was painting back on 99

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when we did that little we did a preview of of

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uh the distance to hear for him in his house

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get the fuck out of here you're hearing this

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exclusively on the gracious two people something

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i never knew Yeah, we all went to his house.

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I was talking to him. We took some demos over

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there. This is Tahir, played Dolphin's Cry, a

00:20:01.579 --> 00:20:04.460
couple other songs for him. And then he had the

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congas that was Man on the Moon. Andy Kaufman.

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Andy Kaufman actually played. He had his congas

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in his house, and he was banging on those. Wow.

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It was wild. Yeah. That was wild when he was

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filming that movie. I think it was called Man

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on the Moon? Man on the Moon, yep. Yeah. He would

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do the Tony Clifton character, be in it 100%.

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He actually got in trouble, had to go to court,

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and he went in as Tony Clifton. I heard he would

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smear Limburger all over him, Limburger cheese,

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so he stunk. Oh, yeah, and he was like, I think

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he had whiskey on himself. He was really diving

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into that Andy Kaufman role, and wow, dude, he

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nailed it. I mean, if you watch that movie, I

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mean, he hit the mark. That's great. It's amazing.

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Did you ever see Chappelle tell that story about

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going to the set of Man on the Moon and meeting,

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he met Tony Clifton? No. Not Jim Carrey. So Jim

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is in the, I think he's in the Tony Clifton character

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and Chappelle goes on set and he's like hanging

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out. And he's like, oh, Jim Carrey. And he says,

00:21:12.529 --> 00:21:14.750
hey, Jim. And everyone's like, oh, don't call

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Jim. Because he's completely method on that thing.

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Either he was Andy or he was Tony Clifton the

00:21:19.609 --> 00:21:22.349
whole fucking time, right? Yeah. And so he got

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in all this trouble, and then, of course, Chappelle

00:21:23.829 --> 00:21:27.369
turns that into a trance joke. Go, Chappelle.

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Two legends speaking. It was a great joke. It

00:21:30.309 --> 00:21:32.009
was like, you know, he's pretending it's something

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he's not. I'm like, oh, shit. Not that I completely

00:21:36.589 --> 00:21:39.569
agree with him, but all good. Well, something

00:21:39.569 --> 00:21:45.210
with the DC, JC, the C in the last name means

00:21:45.210 --> 00:21:50.410
something. I don't know. I'm a... This was from

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the Truman Show, if you remember. Did you watch

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the Truman Show when Jim Carrey was in there?

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Oh, yeah. Drawing out the mirror and doing that

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thing. I mean, he's just picked great movies.

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The number 23 was phenomenal. A sweet roles for

00:22:03.390 --> 00:22:07.829
him. That movie freaked me out, man. And he played...

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Go ahead, sir. The number 23, if you remember,

00:22:11.210 --> 00:22:15.930
it was a freaky -ass movie. And I just remember

00:22:15.930 --> 00:22:18.970
he played the character so well. who was being

00:22:18.970 --> 00:22:22.630
tortured by the number 23, and it was just a

00:22:22.630 --> 00:22:26.450
crazy, crazy -ass movie. Uh -huh. Don't know

00:22:26.450 --> 00:22:30.930
where I was going with that, but excuse me. What

00:22:30.930 --> 00:22:33.730
was the movie where he had a dual personality

00:22:33.730 --> 00:22:37.210
with Renee Zellweger? Me, Myself, and Irene.

00:22:37.670 --> 00:22:39.829
Yeah, that shit was good. That was hilarious.

00:22:40.269 --> 00:22:42.789
Absolutely. You know, he was, I think, dating

00:22:42.789 --> 00:22:46.049
her for a while. Yeah. When I was talking to

00:22:46.049 --> 00:22:49.109
him, he was dating her. That guy's a pimp. I

00:22:49.109 --> 00:22:51.549
just got to put it out there. Jim Carrey is a

00:22:51.549 --> 00:22:53.650
pimp. Jim, if you're listening or ever hear this,

00:22:53.750 --> 00:22:56.710
we would love for you to come on this show. I've

00:22:56.710 --> 00:22:59.130
been a fan of yours for a very long time. As

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a kid growing up, Jim Carrey was like an idol

00:23:02.230 --> 00:23:05.349
of mine. I had a shrine dedicated to him. Ace

00:23:05.349 --> 00:23:08.470
Ventura was my jam. Saw Dumb and Dumber probably

00:23:08.470 --> 00:23:11.970
like 12 times in the movie theater. Oh, God,

00:23:12.049 --> 00:23:14.500
yeah. Great. I thought him and Jenny McCarthy

00:23:14.500 --> 00:23:17.140
were awesome. I don't know what happened in that

00:23:17.140 --> 00:23:19.880
relationship, but she seems happy now with her

00:23:19.880 --> 00:23:25.720
new love. Donnie. Donnie. Donnie Wahlberg. The

00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:28.579
Wahlbergs. They're a cool -ass family, too. Absolutely,

00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:32.519
yeah. I'm not religious, but I like how the conviction

00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:36.819
that Mark Wahlberg has with his religion. He

00:23:36.819 --> 00:23:39.920
doesn't put up with the Hollywood bullshit. Absolutely.

00:23:40.339 --> 00:23:42.920
It's great to see. I didn't realize how strong

00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:45.839
his faith was, you know, until recently, but

00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:49.059
he's a very devout, you know, in his faith and

00:23:49.059 --> 00:23:51.579
stuff like that. And what a cool ass dude, man,

00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:54.960
to go from Marky Mark and the funky bunch to

00:23:54.960 --> 00:23:58.460
like what he is now is like the guy's done mega,

00:23:58.519 --> 00:24:02.099
mega movies, acted, directed, produced. It's

00:24:02.099 --> 00:24:04.279
like, he's a cool ass character. The whole family's

00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:06.700
kind of cool. So I have a kind of a cool story

00:24:06.700 --> 00:24:09.720
about Mark, not indirectly about Mark, but so

00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:13.829
we're, we, We're looking for a law firm to represent

00:24:13.829 --> 00:24:17.750
us as the band, as live. This is like 98, 99,

00:24:17.890 --> 00:24:19.650
somewhere over there. I don't know why we decided

00:24:19.650 --> 00:24:23.349
we need a law firm on fucking retainer all the

00:24:23.349 --> 00:24:26.250
time, but we did. We're interviewing law firms

00:24:26.250 --> 00:24:29.710
in LA. We go to this one law firm. I forget what

00:24:29.710 --> 00:24:33.410
it was called. Of course, they're doing this

00:24:33.410 --> 00:24:35.349
whole spiel for us. They have PowerPoint and

00:24:35.349 --> 00:24:39.500
all this bullshit going on. One of the guys'

00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:44.380
claim to fame was that he signed Marky Mark,

00:24:44.660 --> 00:24:49.059
Mark Wahlberg, and got him this Calvin Klein

00:24:49.059 --> 00:24:52.640
ad, that very famous Calvin Klein ad. He's all

00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.259
buff and shit standing in his Calvin Klein. But

00:24:56.259 --> 00:25:00.119
as the guy's presenting this, and the guy's presenting

00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:04.119
it to us is into it. Obviously, it was a big

00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:08.740
client. Marky Mark became a big deal. But as

00:25:08.740 --> 00:25:10.859
soon as the guy said Marky Mark and the Funky

00:25:10.859 --> 00:25:14.920
Bunch, Patrick just busts out laughing. Just

00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:18.599
out of nowhere. It's fucking hilarious. And the

00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:21.700
guy looks at him and Patrick's just like... You

00:25:21.700 --> 00:25:25.460
think that's your big claim to fame? It's just

00:25:25.460 --> 00:25:27.819
funny he had to be there. Completely get it.

00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:30.500
No, 100%. Because Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,

00:25:30.579 --> 00:25:33.500
the music was kind of just out there and ridiculous,

00:25:33.740 --> 00:25:35.509
but... You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like

00:25:35.509 --> 00:25:39.349
anything great musically, but I guess it was

00:25:39.349 --> 00:25:42.190
just the pop sensation caught the culture and

00:25:42.190 --> 00:25:45.829
stuff like that. It wasn't. Yeah. But it launched

00:25:45.829 --> 00:25:47.890
into the stratosphere and look what he's doing.

00:25:47.930 --> 00:25:50.029
That was absolutely amazing. I was acting as

00:25:50.029 --> 00:25:53.750
phenomenal. And then Donnie, Donnie was great.

00:25:53.829 --> 00:25:55.650
I mean, Donnie was great in Sixth Sense. That

00:25:55.650 --> 00:25:59.150
motherfucker was amazing in that film. I didn't

00:25:59.150 --> 00:26:01.109
even realize that was Donnie in the Sixth Sense.

00:26:01.410 --> 00:26:04.000
That's the guy that gets shot. Or that shoots

00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:06.339
him. That's the guy that shoots Bruce Willis.

00:26:06.359 --> 00:26:09.299
That's Donnie Wahlberg. He lost all this weight

00:26:09.299 --> 00:26:13.200
to be in the movie. Wow. You didn't know that

00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:16.880
until now? No. That's insane. Again, I haven't

00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:19.140
seen The Sixth Sense in forever. Oh, you've got

00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:22.160
to rewatch it. 100%, man. You know what's funny?

00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:24.460
There's sometimes I rewatch movies that I liked

00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:26.440
as a kid or a long time ago, and I'm like, what

00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:28.759
the fuck was I thinking then? And then there's

00:26:28.759 --> 00:26:30.460
other times where my mind is blown, like, oh,

00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:33.359
shit, this is a classic banging. So I'm guessing

00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:36.140
The Sixth Sense is along that line of things.

00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:37.960
Oh, yeah, you got to watch it again now that

00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:41.180
you know that. And then Nate Bargance, that comedian,

00:26:41.299 --> 00:26:43.440
has a good joke about that, the whole movie.

00:26:43.539 --> 00:26:46.880
He's like, we were willing to accept, because

00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:49.059
the whole movie, Bruce Willis doesn't talk to

00:26:49.059 --> 00:26:50.819
his wife because he's fucking dead, obviously,

00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:54.740
but you don't know that. And Nate Bargance is

00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:57.420
like, yeah, we accepted the premise to this whole

00:26:57.420 --> 00:27:00.200
movie that his wife just wasn't talking to him

00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:03.859
anymore. instead of that he was actually dead

00:27:03.859 --> 00:27:08.140
yeah well and that was like the first uh type

00:27:08.140 --> 00:27:10.339
of that movie and then a lot of movies bit off

00:27:10.339 --> 00:27:13.059
it like the others like that premise where like

00:27:13.059 --> 00:27:15.740
the art was dead and then you didn't realize

00:27:15.740 --> 00:27:18.380
m night shamalan and he's fucking brilliant you

00:27:18.380 --> 00:27:20.579
know he's made a lot of great movies what was

00:27:20.579 --> 00:27:23.519
that one m night shamalan it was almost like

00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:26.579
uh amish thing where they thought they were like

00:27:26.579 --> 00:27:30.230
in this uh you know oh yeah that was a third

00:27:30.230 --> 00:27:33.150
or fourth movie uh joaquin phoenix is in it where

00:27:33.150 --> 00:27:36.210
they live off the grid and the parent like you

00:27:36.210 --> 00:27:38.269
figure out eventually that the parents have moved

00:27:38.269 --> 00:27:39.990
him off the grid they actually used to live in

00:27:39.990 --> 00:27:42.269
society but yeah because the whole movie is based

00:27:42.269 --> 00:27:44.210
around this whole like you know you think that

00:27:44.210 --> 00:27:46.710
this is all there is in the world yeah pretty

00:27:46.710 --> 00:27:48.609
wild and it's like i forget what it's called

00:27:48.609 --> 00:27:51.490
i can't remember the title yeah me either And

00:27:51.490 --> 00:27:54.509
I think what was the thing that sparked where

00:27:54.509 --> 00:27:56.829
they realized? Was it an airplane that flew by?

00:27:57.009 --> 00:28:00.769
And it was just separated by a fence. And then

00:28:00.769 --> 00:28:04.529
the world was out there to be seen. But M. Night

00:28:04.529 --> 00:28:08.410
Shyamalan, has he done anything recently? I don't

00:28:08.410 --> 00:28:10.769
know. I got to look. I always liked his movies.

00:28:11.230 --> 00:28:14.069
He's from Philly. He shoots everything in and

00:28:14.069 --> 00:28:16.869
around Philly. And, of course, you have Signs,

00:28:16.869 --> 00:28:19.150
which is another one of his classics. It's pretty

00:28:19.150 --> 00:28:23.740
amazing. Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix. Yo, Mel

00:28:23.740 --> 00:28:28.599
Gibson's meltdown with that chick. What the hell

00:28:28.599 --> 00:28:30.839
was her name? He had a kid with her. I think

00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:36.880
he was married to her. Oh, yeah. Yep. Holy shit,

00:28:36.980 --> 00:28:40.079
dude. It's epic. It's epic. Those voicemails.

00:28:40.569 --> 00:28:44.349
You should smile and blow me is like one of the

00:28:44.349 --> 00:28:47.410
biggest things I remember from that. She's like,

00:28:47.430 --> 00:28:50.369
no, I just want to go to Jacuzzi. Jacuzzi's like,

00:28:50.390 --> 00:28:54.990
Jacuzzi, you should smile and blow me. He was

00:28:54.990 --> 00:28:58.650
fucking livid with that girl. Yeah, it's funny.

00:28:59.849 --> 00:29:02.690
Yeah, drove him insane, it seems. The Passion

00:29:02.690 --> 00:29:05.990
of a Christ, I think, was Mel Gibson's first

00:29:05.990 --> 00:29:09.869
directorial debut. Yeah, I think he self -produced

00:29:09.869 --> 00:29:13.430
it, too. None of the studios wanted to touch

00:29:13.430 --> 00:29:16.630
it. Yeah, and it went on to make a crazy amount

00:29:16.630 --> 00:29:19.390
of money, was just beautifully shot, told the

00:29:19.390 --> 00:29:23.410
story very well. And that was Jim Caviezel in

00:29:23.410 --> 00:29:28.740
there. who J .C., J .C., Jesus Christ, Jim Carrey,

00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:31.160
Jim Caviezel. I don't know where I'm going with

00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:37.299
this, but it's a wacky day for the world out

00:29:37.299 --> 00:29:39.220
there today, but especially for The Gracious

00:29:39.220 --> 00:29:42.680
Two. It's going to be a short show. Like we said

00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:44.279
in the beginning, John couldn't be here today

00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:47.259
because he has a guest coming on his podcast

00:29:47.259 --> 00:29:50.579
tomorrow, but we wanted to at least come to you

00:29:50.579 --> 00:29:54.130
and give you the two of us. And Bob A from Bob

00:29:54.130 --> 00:29:57.430
A's World was also in the middle of doing something.

00:29:57.509 --> 00:30:00.970
So it is a wacky show for us. And I had sent

00:30:00.970 --> 00:30:03.069
them some articles that I wanted to pull up.

00:30:03.230 --> 00:30:06.990
Let me see if I could do it. Well, did you see

00:30:06.990 --> 00:30:09.230
the latest with the whole Ukraine -Russia thing?

00:30:09.349 --> 00:30:12.849
We were using our Air Force drones to direct

00:30:12.849 --> 00:30:17.930
attack them, which is a missile attack onto Sevastopol.

00:30:18.150 --> 00:30:21.049
And we attack civilians. We attack Russian civilians.

00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:25.700
no on the crimea peninsula and using air force

00:30:25.700 --> 00:30:29.079
drones to direct the attack i mean biden is literally

00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:31.339
trying to fucking put us in world war iii it

00:30:31.339 --> 00:30:34.579
is fucking crazy dude it is crazy like i don't

00:30:34.579 --> 00:30:36.819
know and the left just dismisses it like no it's

00:30:36.819 --> 00:30:39.559
fine it's like this if trump was doing this you

00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:42.000
people will be fucking losing your mind and you

00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:45.259
should be because this is great it's dangerous

00:30:45.259 --> 00:30:47.519
as fuck what what what these people are doing

00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:50.730
this admin administration is doing is nuts And

00:30:50.730 --> 00:30:53.509
no, the MSN doesn't report on it. So you barely

00:30:53.509 --> 00:30:55.329
see it. Or if they do, they just fucking sort

00:30:55.329 --> 00:30:58.910
of casually announced it and then move on. But

00:30:58.910 --> 00:31:02.150
we, the U S air force just directed attack against

00:31:02.150 --> 00:31:05.690
Russian civilians. Like, where does anybody's

00:31:05.690 --> 00:31:08.170
loyalty lie, man? It's like, I don't understand

00:31:08.170 --> 00:31:12.049
why you would support that type of agenda. That

00:31:12.049 --> 00:31:15.450
type of like, we are in America. Am I correct?

00:31:15.589 --> 00:31:18.190
Is it not the United States of America? Do you

00:31:18.190 --> 00:31:20.849
not want to make America great again? Like, I

00:31:20.849 --> 00:31:23.410
don't understand what the fuck people are thinking,

00:31:23.589 --> 00:31:26.849
showing support for Joe Biden. It's like, do

00:31:26.849 --> 00:31:29.369
you like to be lied to? Do you like to have all,

00:31:29.529 --> 00:31:31.789
you know, nonsense thrown in your face? Do you

00:31:31.789 --> 00:31:34.349
like to have money funneled from China to Ukraine

00:31:34.349 --> 00:31:37.849
to the Biden's bank account? Like, it's just

00:31:37.849 --> 00:31:41.109
strange why you would. They're so tribal. They

00:31:41.109 --> 00:31:43.109
just dismiss anything that he fucking does. Like,

00:31:43.170 --> 00:31:47.430
oh, no, it's just Joe. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It puts

00:31:47.430 --> 00:31:50.369
us in a nuclear war with Russia. They'll all

00:31:50.369 --> 00:31:52.869
probably blame Trump then, too. It's truthful.

00:31:53.789 --> 00:31:58.650
Yeah. It's insane. It is wild. As I keep saying,

00:31:58.829 --> 00:32:02.289
no side is perfect, and if Trump was doing anything

00:32:02.289 --> 00:32:04.430
fucking stupid like this, I'd be bitching about

00:32:04.430 --> 00:32:08.289
him, too. Absolutely. I mean, his comment about

00:32:08.289 --> 00:32:10.569
grabbing by the pussy was kind of funny locker

00:32:10.569 --> 00:32:13.809
room talk, but people seem to be up in arms about

00:32:13.809 --> 00:32:16.000
that, but I mean... really that's all they have

00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:18.039
that's all they really have to go after him for

00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:21.119
that kind of shit and it's like it's so ridiculous

00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:23.660
to even bring it up in the scope of the world

00:32:23.660 --> 00:32:26.160
and the united states and like what's going on

00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:29.339
but that's all they have to fall on like oh he

00:32:29.339 --> 00:32:31.400
said grab him by the pussy he hates women like

00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:34.920
no dude all kinds of men have said that they

00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:38.960
don't hate women no i mean people must hate to

00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:42.259
have a good economy a safer place in the world

00:32:42.259 --> 00:32:46.170
that kind of peace going on. Like I forget how

00:32:46.170 --> 00:32:48.630
many wars were going on when president Trump

00:32:48.630 --> 00:32:52.009
was in office. Oh, not Ukraine, not the fucking,

00:32:52.049 --> 00:32:54.809
not the Israel war that's going on. Like the

00:32:54.809 --> 00:32:58.029
world was a better place. People, the economy

00:32:58.029 --> 00:33:03.430
was doing great. The COVID -19 or the China flu

00:33:03.430 --> 00:33:07.140
as president Trump coined it was not here. And

00:33:07.140 --> 00:33:11.380
to me, I believe that shit was released. Again,

00:33:11.500 --> 00:33:14.799
now this is a real conspiracy, but I believe

00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:20.079
that Wuhan lab released that shit on purpose

00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:23.700
to get President Trump out of office. You know

00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:26.640
what I'm saying? I would venture to say that,

00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:29.259
but as you said, it's a conspiracy theory, but

00:33:29.259 --> 00:33:31.140
there's no way to probably ever prove that one

00:33:31.140 --> 00:33:33.960
because no one's investigating it. I wonder why

00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:37.660
it is. Why would no one investigate the origins

00:33:37.660 --> 00:33:40.980
of COVID? I mean, one, the Chinese won't let

00:33:40.980 --> 00:33:43.819
you. Two, if the United States really wanted

00:33:43.819 --> 00:33:45.740
to, they probably could convince the Chinese

00:33:45.740 --> 00:33:48.460
to let them. Right. But no one wants to really

00:33:48.460 --> 00:33:51.200
know where it came from. No. Although we know

00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:53.119
it came from the lab. No one wants to really

00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:56.980
know if it was actually released from the lab.

00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:00.019
Wait, so it didn't jump from a bat to the humans

00:34:00.019 --> 00:34:02.900
like they originally had said it did? Oh, yeah.

00:34:02.980 --> 00:34:06.039
Nope. the gain of function research that they

00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:09.820
were doing at that lab. So, you know, that was

00:34:09.820 --> 00:34:13.400
funded by Dr. Anthony Fauci. And the NIH, yep.

00:34:13.739 --> 00:34:16.840
Yeah, man. It's just, it's crazy when you actually

00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:19.639
speak facts and stuff and people want to sweep

00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:22.320
it under the rug and just believe nonsense. And

00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.820
why? Because it could happen again. It could

00:34:25.820 --> 00:34:28.420
happen, you know, it's... Oh, they're trying

00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:31.099
to push this bird flu, bird flu horse shit on

00:34:31.099 --> 00:34:36.389
you now. Oh, it's bird flu. They're culling animals.

00:34:36.630 --> 00:34:40.170
They're fucking killing animals for it. I heard

00:34:40.170 --> 00:34:43.289
this other guy the other day talking about they're

00:34:43.289 --> 00:34:46.210
just destroying the fucking food system. They're

00:34:46.210 --> 00:34:49.110
selling the farmland to fucking Chinese all around

00:34:49.110 --> 00:34:51.150
on a military basis. They're selling the farmland

00:34:51.150 --> 00:34:52.889
to Bill Gates. He's buying up all this fucking

00:34:52.889 --> 00:34:55.889
farmland. They're going to control the food supply.

00:34:56.409 --> 00:34:59.750
china is buying up land next to our military

00:34:59.750 --> 00:35:03.110
bases has been for years like why is that allowed

00:35:03.110 --> 00:35:05.469
i understand we're a free capitalist society

00:35:05.469 --> 00:35:08.909
but certain things you gotta keep in check like

00:35:08.909 --> 00:35:10.989
we should go over there and try to buy land around

00:35:10.989 --> 00:35:13.670
chinese military bases in china good luck good

00:35:13.670 --> 00:35:18.389
luck right whatever would happen crazy yeah it's

00:35:18.389 --> 00:35:22.750
nuts it's crazy so i'm moving to russia because

00:35:22.750 --> 00:35:26.090
uh uh putin's a better leader than biden just

00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:30.670
to say well then you might conscript it in the

00:35:30.670 --> 00:35:33.010
meat the meat grinder over there but i don't

00:35:33.010 --> 00:35:36.070
know if that's better yeah right no it i'm fucking

00:35:36.070 --> 00:35:38.929
around by saying that but it is just crazy when

00:35:38.929 --> 00:35:41.429
you know sometimes putin is seeming a little

00:35:41.429 --> 00:35:43.929
bit more logical than that shitty pedo and chief

00:35:43.929 --> 00:35:46.650
that we have going on there um he oftentimes

00:35:46.650 --> 00:35:49.070
does i think he's a cold -blooded killer too

00:35:49.070 --> 00:35:51.630
but yeah sometimes i mean he you know he he's

00:35:51.630 --> 00:35:53.530
made comments like yeah what's going on in america

00:35:53.530 --> 00:35:55.250
like they're destroying themselves from an end

00:35:55.250 --> 00:35:58.050
and that is fucking true i was being facetious

00:35:58.050 --> 00:36:00.150
and let my tongue get away but yeah i mean it

00:36:00.150 --> 00:36:03.650
is crazy when sometimes you know putin is making

00:36:03.650 --> 00:36:06.630
sound advice and saying statements better than

00:36:06.630 --> 00:36:08.869
our fucking commander -in -chief in the united

00:36:08.869 --> 00:36:11.590
states of america like Then you're told that

00:36:11.590 --> 00:36:14.230
that was fake. Yeah. Oh, he didn't really make

00:36:14.230 --> 00:36:16.449
those gaffes. He's fine. Those are fake videos.

00:36:16.610 --> 00:36:21.449
Oh, okay. I just watched it. Yeah. It's fake.

00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:24.409
Got it. Amazing how they could do that. Like,

00:36:24.409 --> 00:36:26.909
it's going on, but no, right in front of our

00:36:26.909 --> 00:36:29.809
eyes, you did not see that, dude. It's completely

00:36:29.809 --> 00:36:34.190
different. That's what's insane. And it just

00:36:34.190 --> 00:36:36.489
drives me fucking crazy. People believe it. Like,

00:36:36.489 --> 00:36:38.030
no, you didn't actually see that. That's not

00:36:38.030 --> 00:36:42.179
real. Oh. I don't know how they're getting away

00:36:42.179 --> 00:36:44.440
with it, how people like this shit. It's like,

00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:48.039
why? Just because you've been wrong for so long

00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:50.559
that you can't see the light and say, shit, I

00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:53.280
made a mistake voting for this asshole that's

00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.960
been lying to us for years. I mean, how many

00:36:55.960 --> 00:37:00.820
years has he been in politics? Over 40. He's

00:37:00.820 --> 00:37:04.570
been on the wrong side of the coin. hundreds

00:37:04.570 --> 00:37:07.550
of times if not every time he's made it he's

00:37:07.550 --> 00:37:10.449
been caught lying thousands of times yeah thousands

00:37:10.449 --> 00:37:13.789
of times yeah but it's like blatant bullshit

00:37:13.789 --> 00:37:18.710
lies about you know whatever just fucking lie

00:37:18.710 --> 00:37:21.010
about it about where he grew up about how many

00:37:21.010 --> 00:37:23.130
who you know what neighborhoods he grew up in

00:37:23.130 --> 00:37:26.440
he grew up in every fucking ethnic racial neighborhood

00:37:26.440 --> 00:37:28.519
you can name i grew up with the indians i grew

00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.599
up with the fucking the blacks i grew up with

00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:32.420
the puerto ricans i grew up with the polish i

00:37:32.420 --> 00:37:34.280
grew up with it's like shut up dude you didn't

00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:36.199
grow up with all those people pick one number

00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:40.659
two in law school no you weren't um yeah i was

00:37:40.659 --> 00:37:44.039
uh salma kundlade or whatever the fuck that term

00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:47.579
is for the valedictorian number two in college

00:37:47.579 --> 00:37:51.719
right crazy dude like delaware i like your state

00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:54.679
that you have like No taxes and shit like that.

00:37:54.739 --> 00:37:57.920
But Jesus, you let Joe Biden grow up in that

00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:59.960
state. So you see what just happened in Delaware.

00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:03.579
So, you know, Tesla was domiciled in Delaware.

00:38:03.980 --> 00:38:07.500
Wait, what was that? Tesla, the company was domiciled

00:38:07.500 --> 00:38:11.400
in Delaware. I did not hear that. Right. So he

00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:13.780
established the corporation in Delaware because

00:38:13.780 --> 00:38:17.719
of the low taxes. Right. But then so he he had

00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:20.159
this. He's he's getting this huge compensation

00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:22.750
package. Tesla. elon musk we're talking about

00:38:22.750 --> 00:38:26.010
yeah like it's 50 billion dollars is his compensation

00:38:26.010 --> 00:38:29.190
package or 80 or something like that the board

00:38:29.190 --> 00:38:32.329
the board and the fucking shareholders approved

00:38:32.329 --> 00:38:35.550
the payment package because they know how much

00:38:35.550 --> 00:38:38.849
elon musk has made them money right right an

00:38:38.849 --> 00:38:43.530
activist judge in delaware decided that he didn't

00:38:43.530 --> 00:38:46.610
like that so he tried to stop him from getting

00:38:46.610 --> 00:38:50.099
paid that yes just some random fucking judge

00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:52.519
just decides i don't like how much he's getting

00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:55.559
paid i'm stopping it so elon's like okay well

00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:57.579
fuck you i'm moving the goddamn corporation out

00:38:57.579 --> 00:39:00.119
of out of delaware to nevada i think he moved

00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:04.159
it to yeah go fucking elon i love a billionaire

00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:08.119
that is you know created his own wealth is as

00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:12.659
smart as elon is bought Twitter for $44 billion

00:39:12.659 --> 00:39:16.260
literally to save free speech, even though fucking

00:39:16.260 --> 00:39:18.800
Twitter was worth like $20 billion at the time.

00:39:18.900 --> 00:39:21.940
Like, people should be commending that guy and

00:39:21.940 --> 00:39:24.219
clapping the same way they should be commending

00:39:24.219 --> 00:39:26.800
and clapping for President Donald Trump. Like,

00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:29.519
wake up, people. How many good people do you

00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.739
need in your life before you're like, oh, I just

00:39:32.739 --> 00:39:35.260
like evil people to tell me lies and bullshit?

00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:41.000
like what the fuck man like jesus christ it's

00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:44.460
fucking wild man it's it's it's wild it's like

00:39:44.460 --> 00:39:47.159
oh the tv told me to hate elon musk fuck him

00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:50.539
fuck him oh the tv told me to hate donald trump

00:39:50.539 --> 00:39:55.710
fuck him he's a racist it's like what It's absolutely

00:39:55.710 --> 00:40:00.289
insane. Pardonne -moi, bon chéri. Fuck my French

00:40:00.289 --> 00:40:02.289
and fuck the French. I'm a United States American

00:40:02.289 --> 00:40:04.349
citizen, by the way. I was just kidding about

00:40:04.349 --> 00:40:06.030
fuck the French, but not really. I don't like

00:40:06.030 --> 00:40:08.010
them. They're assholes. I can say that because

00:40:08.010 --> 00:40:09.969
I have some French. Well, Parisians are assholes.

00:40:10.230 --> 00:40:12.269
Most people in the countryside are supposed to

00:40:12.269 --> 00:40:15.630
be really nice. Yeah. France is a beautiful country.

00:40:15.690 --> 00:40:20.630
I love the tower. What is it called? The Eiffel

00:40:20.630 --> 00:40:23.699
Tower. Eiffel Tower, yeah. I think Macron just

00:40:23.699 --> 00:40:25.480
came out and said if he doesn't get reelected,

00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:29.199
there'll be a civil war. Did he say that? I believe.

00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:31.780
I saw a statement about that. I was like, oh,

00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:35.900
okay. Is that another form of democracy that

00:40:35.900 --> 00:40:37.780
they're trying to do over there? Of course, yes.

00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:39.960
That's what they always say. They're trying to

00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:42.099
save democracy. It's funny because they're not

00:40:42.099 --> 00:40:44.199
trying to save democracy. They're trying to save

00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:47.869
their power. Exactly. Justin Trudeau talking

00:40:47.869 --> 00:40:51.030
to you as well, you Canadian prick. Our brother's

00:40:51.030 --> 00:40:55.570
upstairs. Biden just gave that speech where he's

00:40:55.570 --> 00:40:58.809
like, your AR -15s aren't going to stop us. We

00:40:58.809 --> 00:41:01.250
basically have F -15s. You can't stop the government.

00:41:01.789 --> 00:41:05.829
Dude. That is the rhetoric of a real tyrant.

00:41:05.909 --> 00:41:08.849
That's what they say to you. Right. And people

00:41:08.849 --> 00:41:12.420
just dismiss it like, it's just Joe. Trump's

00:41:12.420 --> 00:41:14.599
the real tyrant. He's going to be the dictator.

00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:17.440
He won't leave. If he gets in again, he's not

00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:19.440
going to leave the White House. Did he leave

00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.860
the White House the first time? If you don't

00:41:21.860 --> 00:41:25.239
vote for me, you ain't black. There's bones in

00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:29.199
that. How many scenarios do people need to see

00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:32.099
before you realize this guy's an asshole? He's

00:41:32.099 --> 00:41:35.460
an actual asshole. He's racist. He doesn't have

00:41:35.460 --> 00:41:38.099
America's best interests at heart. It's just

00:41:38.099 --> 00:41:41.570
insane. And it's kind of blatantly in our faces.

00:41:41.849 --> 00:41:44.650
And you could kind of see it with your own eyes,

00:41:44.769 --> 00:41:47.789
hear it with your ears. But I guess people just

00:41:47.789 --> 00:41:51.449
like to be lied to and told bullshit. So keep

00:41:51.449 --> 00:41:53.610
going, Joe Biden. Thank you for your service,

00:41:53.710 --> 00:41:59.010
sir. We commend you. Joking. I think you're an

00:41:59.010 --> 00:42:03.010
asshole, Joe. I'll say it loud and proud like

00:42:03.010 --> 00:42:06.110
I just did. You're an asshole, Joe Biden. Anywho.

00:42:06.650 --> 00:42:08.449
Who am I voting for in November? Does anybody

00:42:08.449 --> 00:42:12.550
know? I would say Donald Trump, as every good

00:42:12.550 --> 00:42:15.710
American citizen should. I'm not telling people

00:42:15.710 --> 00:42:17.670
what to do or how to vote, but I just think it's

00:42:17.670 --> 00:42:20.250
like, don't you want a leader that has your best

00:42:20.250 --> 00:42:22.730
interest at heart? Don't you want somebody that

00:42:22.730 --> 00:42:25.869
has America's back? Don't you want a leader that

00:42:25.869 --> 00:42:28.489
puts America first, wants to make America great

00:42:28.489 --> 00:42:32.010
again? Or do you want a douchebag in office that

00:42:32.010 --> 00:42:34.929
lies to you, that funnels money from other countries?

00:42:36.010 --> 00:42:41.289
you know is paid to play like paid to play molested

00:42:41.289 --> 00:42:43.710
yeah has a fucking fucked up family like that

00:42:43.710 --> 00:42:45.309
that's not a good father figure when your whole

00:42:45.309 --> 00:42:48.590
family's fucked up yeah it's disgusting i mean

00:42:48.590 --> 00:42:50.630
hunter biden you're an asshole but i'm sorry

00:42:50.630 --> 00:42:53.250
that your father was joe biden probably probably

00:42:53.250 --> 00:42:57.130
made you that way uh yeah it is it is what it

00:42:57.130 --> 00:42:59.599
is that was you know there's something called

00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:02.059
personal responsibility but your upbringing definitely

00:43:02.059 --> 00:43:05.380
has an effect on your life 100 obviously he didn't

00:43:05.380 --> 00:43:09.800
have a great upbringing 100 dude i mean and also

00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:12.239
at some point that you can't make excuses dude

00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:14.340
i understand you smoke crack and you want to

00:43:14.340 --> 00:43:17.219
fucking funnel money for from ukraine from china

00:43:17.219 --> 00:43:19.739
and deal with pieces of shit because that's how

00:43:19.739 --> 00:43:21.840
you were raised and stuff like that but you got

00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:23.880
to take some accountability and fucking realize

00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:28.260
the bidens are evil The Trumps are actually good

00:43:28.260 --> 00:43:31.679
fucking people. I know the truth hurts sometimes,

00:43:31.900 --> 00:43:34.440
but sometimes you have to say it. Sometimes you

00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:38.059
have to hear it. Harsh words, whatever. Biden

00:43:38.059 --> 00:43:41.719
suck. Trumps are great and they're self -made.

00:43:41.840 --> 00:43:44.599
OK, so Donald Trump's father gave him a million

00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:48.300
dollars that he turned into billions, billions

00:43:48.300 --> 00:43:51.159
because of his great real estate, because he's

00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.619
a great business owner, because he's a fucking

00:43:53.619 --> 00:43:57.039
good dude, because he's. One of the best presidents

00:43:57.039 --> 00:44:01.079
I've ever seen run this country. I'll go back

00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:03.119
to George Washington and say he's up with our

00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:07.039
forefathers. Like, what the fuck do we need to

00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:11.539
say and do to have a good leader? Like, I'm just

00:44:11.539 --> 00:44:13.860
not sure. Some people don't want a good leader.

00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:16.079
They just want to be lied to and listen to the

00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:19.599
TV and say, oh, Donald Trump's bad. Joe Biden,

00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:22.940
good. Oh, okay. That's what the TV told me. Good

00:44:22.940 --> 00:44:25.449
soundbite. Good soundbite. That's what the New

00:44:25.449 --> 00:44:28.010
York Times told me. They're probably going to

00:44:28.010 --> 00:44:30.710
cut this up, Chad. Put it on CNN. Look what Chad

00:44:30.710 --> 00:44:33.849
Gracie said. No, he was joking, motherfuckers,

00:44:33.849 --> 00:44:40.170
right there. Yeah. Jesus, Christmas. Speaking

00:44:40.170 --> 00:44:42.929
of Christmas, Chad, what are you doing for Christmas?

00:44:44.289 --> 00:44:46.809
I'll be in Pennsylvania, like always. Yeah. Bring

00:44:46.809 --> 00:44:48.969
the kids back to Pennsylvania for Christmas every

00:44:48.969 --> 00:44:51.110
year. I can't wait for your birthday, dude. It's

00:44:51.110 --> 00:44:52.929
going to be fun. It's going to be a fun time.

00:44:53.449 --> 00:44:56.329
We're going to party it up in York a little bit.

00:44:56.369 --> 00:45:00.289
The shit town, as we refer to sometimes. But,

00:45:00.329 --> 00:45:03.670
yeah, man, I'm excited, dude. 53, huh? What do

00:45:03.670 --> 00:45:06.610
you do to stay young is my question. Supplements.

00:45:07.789 --> 00:45:10.469
Wait a second. Natural supplements? You don't

00:45:10.469 --> 00:45:13.610
take horse dewormer and shit? No, I don't take

00:45:13.610 --> 00:45:18.469
ivermectin. Not that it's horse. I mean, it's

00:45:18.469 --> 00:45:20.969
not really horse. Tasty warmer, but whatever.

00:45:21.190 --> 00:45:24.949
But I take all kinds of salt. I've been taking

00:45:24.949 --> 00:45:27.530
them for years and years and years. Good, man.

00:45:27.690 --> 00:45:30.550
Natural stuff is good. It comes from the earth.

00:45:30.710 --> 00:45:32.829
People want to think you should be hopped up

00:45:32.829 --> 00:45:35.010
on pharmaceutical shit and all that garbage,

00:45:35.090 --> 00:45:38.690
but there are natural things. Yeah. And diet

00:45:38.690 --> 00:45:41.269
and exercise people can also keep you healthy.

00:45:42.030 --> 00:45:44.610
That's right. But that's racist. Don't you remember

00:45:44.610 --> 00:45:46.829
that? And you can't make money off of diet and

00:45:46.829 --> 00:45:48.750
exercise, kind of. You know what I'm saying?

00:45:49.210 --> 00:45:51.650
right i remember when the exercise was racist

00:45:51.650 --> 00:45:53.769
they tried to bring that shit up the left tried

00:45:53.769 --> 00:45:56.130
to push that for a little while no if you're

00:45:56.130 --> 00:45:58.150
exercising you must be a mega extremist you're

00:45:58.150 --> 00:46:02.409
racist it's like what it's like oh my god everything

00:46:02.409 --> 00:46:05.670
is fucking racist fucking hilarious dude it's

00:46:05.670 --> 00:46:08.550
so funny what they do over there yeah it's like

00:46:08.550 --> 00:46:11.949
well because racist people say shit like that

00:46:11.949 --> 00:46:14.230
fucking out of nowhere you know i'm saying yes

00:46:14.230 --> 00:46:15.969
they do well they were calling math racist too

00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:18.800
two plus two equals four is racist that's racist

00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:22.880
crazy and it you know this is this is the shit

00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:24.900
that you know basically communists fucking do

00:46:24.900 --> 00:46:27.780
they try to get you to believe that that the

00:46:27.780 --> 00:46:30.960
truth is the lie the lies are truth so they can

00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.579
control your mind and you know lead you into

00:46:33.579 --> 00:46:37.059
whatever they want you to go to it's a travesty

00:46:37.059 --> 00:46:40.179
dude don't be a critical thinker no don't ask

00:46:40.179 --> 00:46:42.880
questions either Don't ask questions. Don't read

00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:45.719
anything. Don't do your own research. During

00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:48.840
COVID, I was like, are you going to do your own

00:46:48.840 --> 00:46:51.440
research? Like making fun of it. Like, yeah,

00:46:51.539 --> 00:46:53.559
I did my own research. And guess what, motherfucker?

00:46:54.099 --> 00:46:57.820
I'm not vaxxed. Hello. Hello. Not only do your

00:46:57.820 --> 00:47:00.500
own research, but is that a bad thing to follow

00:47:00.500 --> 00:47:03.159
some experts that are telling you real shit?

00:47:03.239 --> 00:47:07.090
Like, yeah, that's doing research. listening

00:47:07.090 --> 00:47:09.510
to experts on a subject not people that want

00:47:09.510 --> 00:47:12.730
to lie to you to make money to for their own

00:47:12.730 --> 00:47:15.630
personal gain there's a there's a reason why

00:47:15.630 --> 00:47:18.630
you should do your own research and follow facts

00:47:18.630 --> 00:47:22.230
and not lies but i'm a stupid individual i don't

00:47:22.230 --> 00:47:26.269
know much in the world i'm only 42 people uh

00:47:26.269 --> 00:47:33.150
so i have a lot of growing up to do um uh i think

00:47:33.150 --> 00:47:35.349
i'll vote democrat when i die you know someone

00:47:35.349 --> 00:47:39.059
will cast a ballot for me when i'm dead well

00:47:39.059 --> 00:47:42.300
again i make a joke but i did vote democrat for

00:47:42.300 --> 00:47:46.860
a majority yeah i voted for bill clinton believe

00:47:46.860 --> 00:47:50.579
it or not and i like bill clinton kind of he

00:47:50.579 --> 00:47:53.079
was a good president i didn't agree i think he

00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:55.960
was a good president he i mean he definitely

00:47:55.960 --> 00:47:59.820
not as fucking extreme left as these idiots now

00:47:59.820 --> 00:48:02.179
i mean he was he was a centrist democrat so he

00:48:02.179 --> 00:48:05.820
was a good president he Didn't he balance the

00:48:05.820 --> 00:48:08.360
budget at one point, right? Yeah. And he almost

00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:13.280
killed Osama bin Laden before, you know, I even

00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.639
knew Osama bin Laden's name. Like he sent missiles

00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:17.880
to get him and shit like that. And, you know,

00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:22.539
could have avoided 9 -11. But, you know, it is

00:48:22.539 --> 00:48:24.840
what it is. Like I said, the world is just a

00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:27.860
wacky place that we're just living in. But people

00:48:27.860 --> 00:48:30.679
need to wake up and do your own research. But

00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.199
that's a bad thing to say. Don't take our word

00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:36.300
for it. They make it a bad thing to say because

00:48:36.300 --> 00:48:40.099
they don't want you to do that. Google it. Doing

00:48:40.099 --> 00:48:43.480
your own research is bad, people. I'm joking.

00:48:44.579 --> 00:48:46.400
My stand -up comedian is... We got ourselves

00:48:46.400 --> 00:48:51.579
a reader. It's from Jimmy Dore. Oh, my God. I

00:48:51.579 --> 00:48:53.019
thought that was you. I'm like, that was funny,

00:48:53.139 --> 00:48:55.820
Chad. How dare you? It looks like we got ourselves

00:48:55.820 --> 00:49:00.199
a reader. That's funny. I was talking to Bill

00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:02.219
Hines the other day, who I love, who's a good

00:49:02.219 --> 00:49:04.920
person, by the way. Quick shout out to Bill,

00:49:04.980 --> 00:49:07.440
the great guy, even though people want to say

00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:10.360
bad shit about him because they like to read

00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:13.960
lies and all that bullshit. Most of the New York

00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:17.900
idiots. Yeah. All the jackasses in New York that

00:49:17.900 --> 00:49:19.880
are like, oh, I saw him in the paper. He must

00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:22.320
be bad. Okay, yeah. Because you believe everything

00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:24.340
in the paper. Okay. I was just going to say,

00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:26.659
don't they print everything true in the paper,

00:49:26.739 --> 00:49:30.090
Chad? Of course. Yeah. No one fact -checks the

00:49:30.090 --> 00:49:34.070
paper. Because it's been around since the printing

00:49:34.070 --> 00:49:38.050
press was invented, so it must print true shit.

00:49:38.349 --> 00:49:42.829
Always. Just automatically. There's no editor's

00:49:42.829 --> 00:49:45.739
opinions in anything. Don't worry. I guess what

00:49:45.739 --> 00:49:48.219
we're getting to, people, is The Gracious 2 is

00:49:48.219 --> 00:49:50.400
ending. Chad and I are becoming Amish and going

00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:54.019
back to the good old days of the world because

00:49:54.019 --> 00:49:56.679
the world is a wacky, wacky place. We're going

00:49:56.679 --> 00:49:58.719
to set up a community like that M. Light Shyamalan

00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:01.360
movie. Yes, we're going to be the leaders of

00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:04.320
it, and we're going to fuck all your wives. Cult,

00:50:04.380 --> 00:50:08.599
cult, cult, cult, cult. It's a real cult. You

00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:10.260
know what? They're going to slice this up and

00:50:10.260 --> 00:50:12.539
take it out. Look what John and Chad said today.

00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:16.289
They're crazy. Yeah, I wish. Go ahead. All press

00:50:16.289 --> 00:50:19.929
is good press. Go ahead. Exactly. Egg, exactly.

00:50:21.289 --> 00:50:23.389
Speaking of eggs, Chad, that's what I had for

00:50:23.389 --> 00:50:26.250
breakfast. What did you have? I didn't have breakfast.

00:50:26.469 --> 00:50:28.570
I generally don't eat breakfast. It's the most

00:50:28.570 --> 00:50:31.250
important meal of the day. Oh, that's what they

00:50:31.250 --> 00:50:33.969
tell you. Sugar is good for you? Oh, I'm speaking

00:50:33.969 --> 00:50:36.170
bullshit again over here. Oh, I love sugar. That's

00:50:36.170 --> 00:50:38.809
why I'm not eating it. I've decided not to eat

00:50:38.809 --> 00:50:42.230
sugar until July 4th. In about two and a half

00:50:42.230 --> 00:50:45.619
weeks. I'm going to teach you my keto ways, Chad,

00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:47.599
and you're going to love me for it because it's

00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:50.360
a diet that you could sustain. It's a diet where

00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:52.440
you could eat as much as you want. You're never

00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:56.260
hungry. There are the downsides are is very low

00:50:56.260 --> 00:50:59.619
sugar, very low carbs, but it's a healthy way

00:50:59.619 --> 00:51:01.780
to live, man. Like I munch all day. I'm never

00:51:01.780 --> 00:51:05.239
hungry. I'm never starving. And, you know, you

00:51:05.239 --> 00:51:07.260
don't have to work out crazy and stuff like that.

00:51:07.300 --> 00:51:09.460
It keeps a nice, healthy, nice, healthy way.

00:51:10.619 --> 00:51:13.309
It's kind of like the. carnivore diet where you

00:51:13.309 --> 00:51:15.389
just eat meat and stuff like that but i'm not

00:51:15.389 --> 00:51:18.090
to go that hardcore what's the difference between

00:51:18.090 --> 00:51:21.429
keto and carnivore so with keto you want to stay

00:51:21.429 --> 00:51:25.269
50 grams or under of carbs per day uh the carnivore

00:51:25.269 --> 00:51:28.630
diet you would just be no carbs at all no well

00:51:28.630 --> 00:51:30.929
yeah and you would just be eating meat no plants

00:51:30.929 --> 00:51:33.510
vegetables on keto you could at least vegetables

00:51:33.510 --> 00:51:36.389
shit like that uh some salads because i like

00:51:36.389 --> 00:51:40.760
salads i like uh you know some veggies As well

00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:42.960
to get my vitamins and stuff like that. So just

00:51:42.960 --> 00:51:45.880
to eat meat all the time, which you would be

00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:48.500
in keto, is great. But, you know, I need a little

00:51:48.500 --> 00:51:53.059
variety, which is kind of the way. Maybe I'll

00:51:53.059 --> 00:51:55.559
try it out. Send me some pointers. Definitely,

00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:57.940
dude. And you could, you got peanuts, you got

00:51:57.940 --> 00:52:01.380
almonds, there's sugar. You can eat penis? What?

00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:04.380
Yes. Pardon le mot, bon chou. I have one right

00:52:04.380 --> 00:52:06.619
here. It's kind of bulky. I consider it a carry

00:52:06.619 --> 00:52:11.840
-on. You remember that from Ace 2? oh yes he's

00:52:11.840 --> 00:52:14.400
walking by asking him if he wants uh you know

00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:16.820
peanuts he's like penis i have one right here

00:52:16.820 --> 00:52:18.920
it's kind of bulky but i can sit there to carry

00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:23.920
on that must be a jim carrey exclusive like he

00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:25.960
came up with that like that was not written in

00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:29.079
a script because that's fucking hysterical and

00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:31.960
i could only imagine his brain fucking coming

00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:34.219
up he came to see us at the greeks theater back

00:52:34.219 --> 00:52:39.260
in like 98 99 somewhere in there and as in get

00:52:39.260 --> 00:52:41.599
him to the greek the greek theater that's right

00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:44.159
yeah in la yeah yeah and he came in and he's

00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:47.219
like you know jim carrey's fucking in the dressing

00:52:47.219 --> 00:52:49.760
room with all these people hanging out he goes

00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:51.900
into the bathroom and you just hear him and they're

00:52:51.900 --> 00:52:56.179
like what do not go in do not come in here he's

00:52:56.179 --> 00:52:57.460
in there yelling all this shit we're like what

00:52:57.460 --> 00:53:00.599
the fuck is he doing yo that was funny character

00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:03.480
dude i mean like that's the beauty of his mind

00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:06.260
that's the beauty of everything he's done like

00:53:06.260 --> 00:53:09.159
it's just a fantastical thing he was a stand

00:53:09.159 --> 00:53:12.739
-up comedian that did amazing impressions before

00:53:12.739 --> 00:53:15.199
he became the gym i was into him when he was

00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:19.039
a stand -up yeah absolutely yeah great impressions

00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:23.420
were hilarious amazing dude uh like he's done

00:53:23.420 --> 00:53:28.269
obscure ones like uh uh what jane fonda or some

00:53:28.269 --> 00:53:31.590
shit like uh he's like i remember seeing obscure

00:53:31.590 --> 00:53:33.530
impressions of him doing it and he completely

00:53:33.530 --> 00:53:37.110
threw that act away rodney dangerfield took him

00:53:37.110 --> 00:53:40.989
under his wing and uh you know had him like opening

00:53:40.989 --> 00:53:42.710
up for him and stuff like that because he saw

00:53:42.710 --> 00:53:45.489
what jim carrey could do and the you know the

00:53:45.489 --> 00:53:48.849
quality that he had and stuff and then here we

00:53:48.849 --> 00:53:51.869
are today with the man the myth the legend that

00:53:51.869 --> 00:53:54.989
has just produced amazing movies made me laugh

00:53:54.989 --> 00:53:58.619
my ass off hundreds of thousands of times and

00:53:58.619 --> 00:54:02.079
i never thought i never knew what a great actor

00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:05.199
he was or could be but his serious roles the

00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:07.860
truman show the number 23 all that shit it's

00:54:07.860 --> 00:54:11.460
like what a fucking talent dude oh yeah what

00:54:11.460 --> 00:54:13.760
was the tv show he was on with the wayans brothers

00:54:13.760 --> 00:54:17.460
yeah great oh my god that was so great better

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than snl dude i'll get way better fire marshal

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bill was fucking hilarious oh my god dude fucking

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amazing what that guy did and that was a character

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that he created out of his brain he used i used

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to do it in a stand -up career as far as i'm

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i know i never saw like any glimpses or pieces

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of that but just what a fucking amazing dude

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uh god bless you jim carrey if you're out there

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if you ever hear this we love you I think you're

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awesome. So, oh, Chad, we're getting to the time.

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I did not realize. We do have to cut the show

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short a little bit, but we do always want to

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thank you, the audience out there, for listening,

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watching, however you stream or see The Gracious

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2. This journey is... I was going to say, spread

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the word. Like, share, comment, tell your friends.

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Come and see us. Yes. Thank you, Chad. I always

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forget that. I'm like, we got to say that. And

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then here he is remembering shit. Thank you for

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that, Chad. Please like, share, follow, comment,

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all that jazz. We are the gracious to putting

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the shit in bullshit. We'll continue to do it,

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even though we spit a lot of facts and tell you

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the truth. I like that tagline. So does Chad.

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That's why we say it. But I'm going to say this

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to the left. You continue to put this shit in

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bullshit. Eventually, you'll be called out on

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it. Eventually, people will wake up to your nonsense.

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Bidens are evil. Trumps are great. We love you,

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America. Fuck China. This is the gracious to

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John Rotolo and Chad Gracie saying peace. Peace.

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Thanks, everyone. Take it easy. See you next

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week. We'll see you on maybe what Friday. We'll

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do the IG live thing. Yes. Um...