The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 070

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No longer preparing. We are not setting it up.

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We are live. Mr. Gracey, what's up? Howdy. Howdy.

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Show 7D. That's right. And it's six short days

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to the fucking world becomes sane again. Yeah,

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baby, baby. Jesus Christ. Are you? Oh, here's

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a seven hundred and seventy dollars for all you

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lovely people in L .A. The fucking president.

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Oh, my God. He just sits there says with a straight

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face and then acts like what? What do you mean?

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Wait, I didn't hear this. Is that he wants to

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give seven hundred seventy bucks? That's what

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he's giving to each person. Seven hundred seventy

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dollars. And another 500 million to Ukraine to

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the Biden laundry mat over there. But, yeah,

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seven hundred seventy dollars to the people of

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L .A. Wow. And that's, I think, one hundred and

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seventy more than he gave to the people in Hawaii.

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I think he gave them seven fifty, so twenty dollars.

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OK, OK, OK. It's a little more affluent there

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in a palace age, you know, so they got to give

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an extra twenty dollars. Wow. I can't believe

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that he even. Why even let us know that if it's

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so little? Oh, yes, it makes some kind of press

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conference. It's so ridiculously. It's just it's

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just baffles the mind how they can sit there

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with straight faces and make that fucking announcement.

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Like it's serious. I mean, it's just crazy. It's

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wild. I've been following the White House on

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on Facebook. Yeah, the shit that they're writing

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about him on the way out. And it's just I mean,

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it's just blatant fucking propaganda and lies

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like he's he's achieved this. He's done this.

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He had a secure border from the moment he came

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into office. This is what they're writing. I'm

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like. And the comments are just fucking tearing

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it up like really great gaslighting here, people.

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I wonder if he's ever going to be called out

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on like what a horrible president he is. Like

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I get like maybe now they don't want to since

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it's their guy and he's in. Yeah. History will

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fucking call him out. I hope that did a combo.

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Kamala flying around to like three different

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destinations around the world here in the last

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week to to tout his achievements. Oh, yeah. Rain.

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She's going to Bahrain and somewhere. It's like

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two other places on Singapore. I'm like, get

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the fuck like shut up. Just just go away. You're

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right. Just retire yourself. Go away. Stop fucking

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gasoline. Everyone. No one cares. They know you're

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lying. Just stop. settle off into the sunset

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like a good fucking Momo does. Like, you know,

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you don't get a swan dance. What is it? Swan

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song or something where you go? Yeah. Yeah. I

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mean, bow out and fucking never be seen from

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again. Do what you do. You did as a VP. Nothing.

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Absolutely nothing. The only thing you did was

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certify the election. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

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you for that. Thank you for doing that. Otherwise,

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shut up. Uh, and then, uh, so you have obviously

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the mayor of, of LA, she's a complete incompetent

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fool. Newsom is proving to be a complete incompetent

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fool. And, but they, it's funny how they just,

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they will not take responsibility for anything.

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It's always someone else's fault with all these

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people. Newsom's like, we started an independent,

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uh, you know, investigation. It's like, well,

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don't, you know, he's like, well, that's why

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we did the independent investigation. Oh, okay.

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Yeah. It's going to be it. And now. Oh, also

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Newsom and I think Pocahontas, what's her name?

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The senator from Massachusetts. They put up.

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Yeah, Warren Elizabeth Warren, they both put

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up websites for donations to the fire victims.

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Yeah, but they're all both the websites are run

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through act blue, which is a Democrat fundraising

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organization. So act blue when you donate to

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the fires, you're giving to act blue to the nuts,

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you know, to help elect more of these fucking

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fools. It's not just pure. It's not like you're

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giving it to the fire. And of course, they say

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100 % of the proceeds go to fire victims. But

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that's bullshit, because 4 % goes to act blue.

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Well, what exactly are those sites? What exactly

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are proceeds? Like, is that the profit? Like,

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because that's what's left over after expenses?

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Yeah, right. So you're you if you're paying everybody

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an exorbitant amount of money or your donating

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to campaigns. Cause that's all not part of the

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proceeds. Then, you know, your proceeds could

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technically be 5 % of what you brought in. Of

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course. Yeah. That's how they shared. That's

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how the Clinton foundation worked. That's how

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these, this homeless industrial complex works.

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$24 billion in this state. That's a loss. No

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one can account for, but you know where it went.

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It went into all these fucking CEOs of all these

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fucking homeless helping corporations or companies

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or whatever the fuck you want to call them. And

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it just disappears and they can't account for

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24. They are giving $2 billion for illegal health

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care. They slashed the fire budget by $100 million.

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They slashed – and that's in the state level.

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In the city level, they slashed $17 .6 million

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from the firefighting budget. They have 100 -some

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pieces of apparatus sitting in a boneyard in

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LA with – With that all need maintenance and

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there's no mechanics to maintain them. She I

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mean the ineptness is fucking crazy and All they're

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doing is saying oh, this is climate change. Okay.

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Well, let's give you let's say it is climate

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change What are you doing to prepare for climate

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change other than banning gas fucking? You know

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trying to ban gasoline vehicles and trying to

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ban You know gas natural gas heaters. They're

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trying to ban natural gas water heaters now Wow

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and so This is my point. Like, OK, so. Well,

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great, there's climate change. OK, how are you

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mitigating the fire? You know, the the fire danger

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will crush with the reservoirs that are empty,

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no water in them and fucking palisades. The reservoir

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there was empty. Right. Well, just with your

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climate change thing, Chad, supposedly we're

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at a time where the earth is like cooler than

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it's been as far as like cyclical time. And if

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you look like it, of course, the earth is always

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fluctuating in. Absolutely, hugely temperature.

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But like now a debate is, are we doing that much

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to actually change the climate or are we just

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kind of a little blip on this map? Like it seems

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that. you know, in the grand scheme of things,

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we're really not doing that much. I'm not saying

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we're not polluting the earth and the air quality

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isn't as good as it should be. That like we have

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a real, you know, contributing factor to that.

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But as far as actually changing the temperature

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and stuff, I'm not sure that we're that involved

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in it. There are lots of independent climate

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scientists to say just, you know, we it's the

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climate changes. The Earth has its own cycles.

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We have very little, if anything, to do with

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it. OK. So no matter how much you try to mitigate

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CO2, which by the way is plant food. And if you,

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I've said this before, the atmosphere right now

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is 0 .04 % of carbon dioxide. If it goes down

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to 0 .02, all plant life dies on the planet.

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If it goes up a little bit, you get greener areas

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in all the world. The plant, I mean, they pump

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CO2 into greenhouses to make plants grow bigger

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and produce more flowers and more fruit. So they've

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made this gas of life. Into this demon and they're

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trying to do all this stupid shit That that's

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just cost everyone money and makes everything

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inconvenient With no regard to what it really

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does to us economically and it's just it's all

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about control and money. It's all it is Yep,

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it's just and something for the fucking Democrats

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to You know to virtue signal on and say oh look

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we're helping the environment It's like now you're

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just fucking inconveniencing everybody making

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things more expensive and it's not doing shit.

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You can't control You can't control the weather.

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Sorry. I mean, well, well, maybe. But not on

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a mass scale of saving the planet. Like the planet

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will take care of itself. You might be able to

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do shit about it. Maybe able to produce a little

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rain here. But just I'm going to put this up

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real quick just so the audience out there knows.

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Jason Klingman put Jack Gracie. How can I get

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on? This is not a show for you all to get on.

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I do every now and again put up a little comment

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and stuff if you guys are commenting on the show.

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But this is not that show. That show is the Instagram

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only show, which will be happening this week,

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probably in a day or so. Mr. Gracie and I will

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let you folks know for sure. Oh, the high school

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with Jason. Ah, so that's what it is. Yeah. What

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up, Jason? What's up, Jason? Something cool here,

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Chad. We'll get back to our fun stuff and how

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the world sucks. But I wanted to show. The world

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doesn't suck. The Democrats. Demtards suck. People

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suck. Meg and Kelly. That's fucking hilarious.

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Yeah, I saw this. Just so the audience knows.

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So this is fucking AI art that I made, but the

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idea behind it is that it's Girl Fieri. It's

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Chris Farley playing Guy Fieri, but the trans

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version. So Girl Fieri. And this is so I got

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AI to make this. But Chad, imagine this skit,

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dude, on SNL where Chris Farley is doing a fucking

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trans Guy Fieri. That would be epic, dude. That

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would be fucking epic. Absolutely. Well, how

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crazy is that? Like that it got that close to

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what I really wanted it to do. That is wild,

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dude. So you just inputted what you want in this

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and it came up with this. You said a while. Yes.

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I don't have I should have saved like all the

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ones, the iterations beforehand and like what

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it took to get here. But yeah, I should have

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done that. But yeah, it takes a while. So you

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got to like just prompt it. And then once it

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comes up, yeah, I like this. But can you do that

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and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. AI is amazing,

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but it's just rudimentary right now. We're just

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at the beginnings of it before it actually becomes

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Skynet and kills us all. But hey, that's okay.

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Because you have to put in a lot, you have to

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input a lot of information to get what you want

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out of it. It's getting better and better. I

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don't know if that's worse and worse. Who knows,

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depending on how you think. But I think one day

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you'll just be like, make this and boom, it'll

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come up with it. Write this, boom. 100%. Imagine

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this, Chad, you have AI hooked up to a 3D printer

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and you just say, hey, fucking 3D print me a

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house, 3D print me a car. Once it gets to that

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level, you could really have it fucking do anything,

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especially if you're 3D printing shit. But then

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we got to figure out what to do with everyone's

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jobs. Well, 3D print me a Chad Gracie that I

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could have in my bedroom and then it's over,

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dude. Some ladies would want that. That's right.

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Hook you up to a drum set and a fucking dildo

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and you got yourself a real... This AI made doing

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a private drums, you know, performance for them

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in their room. They love it. Yeah. Bobby wants

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to show us an app, but Bobby, let's save that

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a little bit later for Bobby's world, because

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I got some fun stuff for here and I'm not...

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I'm not bogarting the show, but I got some stuff

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to make us laugh here. Oh, let's get into it.

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Let's do it. This isn't to make us laugh. This

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is to make us think, dude. Was Tupac gay? And

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so that's one question. I've gone down this rabbit

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hole, but yeah. And have you ever seen him act

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effeminate? And to me, those answers were no.

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Tupac was manly. Fucking never saw him be effeminate.

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Blah, blah, blah. I saw a couple of videos of

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him being very effeminate. You did. So where

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he was famous. This is just something I saw on

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Instagram many years ago, like probably this

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year or last year, but I don't know where it

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was. I couldn't go find it, but you son of a

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bitch. You saw this and you didn't show me it

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first. Wow. I didn't even think about it. Shame

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shame. It's like him before he's famous and I

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don't know if he's in a studio or what. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's very, very feminine. Well, let's bring

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it up and watch a little bit of this together

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with the audience, and we'll all take it in.

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This is grand, dude. Can you see that? Oh, this

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is what I saw. Yes. You have it. OK. Now tell

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me if you can hear it, Chad. OK. My name is Tupac

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Shakur. Wait, you said you couldn't see it? I

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can see it now. I can hear it. Yeah, we're good.

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But when I full screened it, you couldn't. Is

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that what it was? Let me guess. I don't know.

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All right. Fuck it. I'll just do it like that.

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Fuck. I'll just do it like that. Nobody. OK.

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Check this out, folks, to have a high school.

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And I'm 17 years old. Do you like being 17? And

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it's like 17. That's a weird age. And the middle

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age, you're not 18 yet and you're older than

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16. But I like it. It's nice. It's like a learning

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stage for me. Well, 18 will bring lots of responsibilities

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that I don't want, but it'll bring respect that

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I feel like that's the only way I can get it.

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You know, I try to be as mature as I can be and

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demand it wherever I can get it, but 18 is like...

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you're an adult. Like today, when I had to sign

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the release form, I felt so bad because I couldn't

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sign it myself. I had to go get my mother's and

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all that. But I'm all right. So just real quick

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here. I'm going to go back to that. But so just

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just due to do, Chad, if you're hanging around

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this person giving this interview, you might

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be not on the defensive, but like you're not

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giving out signaling signs that you're flirting

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at all. You know what I'm saying? Like you're

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because he seems very effeminate. I've never

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seen Tupac act like this or talk like this. And

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this is, I think, just the beginning of it. I

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think he gets a lot more like, hey, and he starts

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getting lisp and stuff. He does. Yeah. And is

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it on that video? Because there's another maybe

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another video that I saw where he's acting like

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that. And by the way, I don't care if he was

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gay. No, it's a shame that he had to hide it

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if he was right. Turns out Diddy's fucking, you

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know, gayer than day is long. Yeah. raping people.

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Right. Yeah. You know, well, that's kind of the

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point I was kind of getting to with this. Like,

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so granted, this is a way different time. You

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know, like people don't even know that Elton

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John is gay. I think at this point, like he's

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not out of the closet when this video is being

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shot back then. Yeah. Yeah. But think about if

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Tupac actually was gay and was able to come out

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back then, like what that would have done for

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the gay community on both, like from the spectrum

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of black and white. I mean, especially black

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people, but gay people in general, like what

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that could have done. But I mean, that especially

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that culture, the rap culture that there was

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not. No, I don't think. Right. Do you think that

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he would have been if he came out, like they

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might have shot him before he even fucking got

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shot originally? Yeah. And that's Like I said,

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that's, that's the shame of, of that time that,

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that they, that he couldn't be, be himself. Right.

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And, you know, be gay. Let's move a little more

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though, cause I'm getting turned on here. Sorry.

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Uh, yeah, we'll just watch a little bit more.

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And then I got some really, I got. And I got

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some other fun stuff for us. So 18 is. It's just

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society's way of saying that you're ready. When

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you get out there, the responsibility is staggering.

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And I'm ready. I'm going to be a little more

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ready than someone who's grown up in Disney World,

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you know, Santa Claus is coming. Chad, have you

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ever touched your face like that? No. Did you

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miss it? Where did you see it? My mother had

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a really bad childhood, and my father had a bad

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childhood, and I had a bad childhood, but I love

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my childhood. Even though it was bad, I love

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it. I feel like it's taught me so much, and I

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feel like nothing can faze me. Nothing in this

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world, nothing can surprise me. It might set

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me back, but only momentarily, only to spring

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back. But don't get the wrong idea. I feel like

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I'm being gloomy. I don't mean just be like...

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I mean, it's bad out there, but I mean, when

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the good things come in. Hey, it's me. What's

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this interview for, by the way? Do you know what

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it's from? Like, why? Why are they interviewing

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him? So I I think like the little I think it's

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just something to do with school. Like, I think

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it's just he's at school and fucking somebody's

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interview. I don't I don't really know. But I'm

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just shocked, man. I love it. I love a gay Tupac.

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I just wasn't ready for it. You know, it's a

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lot different than is a. rap persona, that's

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for sure. Yeah, man. But yeah, it's just food

00:17:23.779 --> 00:17:27.779
for thought. Like, I wonder. I just wonder that

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would be so. And that would explain why he was

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he didn't date Jada Pinkett Smith, why they were

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just really good friends. Right. Because, you

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know, like I'm starting to put fucking three

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and two together, bro. And I'm getting like ninety

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five here now because. Like now that's starting

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to click. I'm like, there's no way he didn't

00:17:47.900 --> 00:17:50.400
fuck Jada Pink. And she swears and he swore back

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in the day that they were just really good friends.

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That would explain why. I think a lot of things

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are going to start connecting when these lists

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come out. Yeah. Did he list and the Epstein list?

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Oh my God. A lot of shit's going to connect.

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And you're going to go, Oh, that's dirt. I mean,

00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:08.759
we, we know basically who's POS is, but you're

00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:11.390
going to go, Oh, that starts a POS. That one's

00:18:11.390 --> 00:18:14.069
a fucking POS, and that politician's a POS, and

00:18:14.069 --> 00:18:16.609
that person's a POS. You're gonna find out. Yeah.

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You're gonna find, you're gonna fuck around,

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you're gonna find out. Fuck around and find out.

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And there's gonna be indoctrinated dumbasses

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that are still gonna be, no, they're not gonna

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believe it. Mama Gracie, hi. Had to throw her

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up there. Hello, mama. Mama's on. Yeah, you see

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I gotta throw that comment up? Yes. Every now

00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:36.170
and again, I'll do that, folks. But again, this

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show - She's watching the Hegseth hearing. She

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asked me this morning, if I was watching, I was

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like, no, I don't want to watch it because I

00:18:42.740 --> 00:18:44.640
don't want to see the Dem Tards ask ridiculous,

00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:47.599
ridiculous questions of him. That's the fucking

00:18:47.599 --> 00:18:49.519
most shitty, shameful questions. They don't.

00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:53.440
They have no shame. What are you? Hegseth, his

00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:57.059
confirmation here, Pete Hegseth for the guy from

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Fox or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, no,

00:19:00.619 --> 00:19:01.799
I don't want to watch it because the Dem Tards

00:19:01.799 --> 00:19:03.799
are just going to ask the most ridiculous, shameless

00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:06.920
questions. Yeah. Like why? Why were you accused

00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:10.089
of rape? And then nothing came about it. Why?

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Why? Because I'm innocent, motherfucker. Like,

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that's the stupid kind of questions they ask.

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It's like, yeah, yeah. And if you probed into

00:19:17.529 --> 00:19:19.589
any one of those fucking pieces of shit lives,

00:19:19.869 --> 00:19:22.630
you'd find fucking shit that you don't even want

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to know about. I guarantee you. None of those

00:19:24.609 --> 00:19:27.210
people. Most people. None of those people are

00:19:27.210 --> 00:19:33.609
fucking, you know, angels. Yeah. I mean, you

00:19:33.609 --> 00:19:35.029
know, the Republican side, too, for that matter.

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Right. Right. I'll call it out. Yeah. Cause we

00:19:39.750 --> 00:19:42.890
do that here. We, we, we say shit, but we also

00:19:42.890 --> 00:19:45.569
back it up and can say it happens on both sides.

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We're not just fucking, you know, we're calling

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out shit here. I put up this anonymous video,

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you know, that a guy with a mask and he's, he's

00:19:53.450 --> 00:19:56.730
his, his statement was, uh, intelligent people

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will change their opinion based on new facts.

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Indoctrinated people will never change their

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opinion no matter what facts are presented to

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them. Boom. Sound like someone, you know? Sound

00:20:07.460 --> 00:20:13.039
like a lot of people, actually. Speaking of how

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we play both sides of the aisle and we're not

00:20:15.339 --> 00:20:17.700
just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I got the

00:20:17.700 --> 00:20:19.640
funniest video for us to watch, dude. And we

00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:22.400
got like seven minutes of laughing. So be prepared,

00:20:22.779 --> 00:20:27.359
dude. Sweet. Be prepared. Audience, this is more

00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:30.119
for. This is for you, but this is more for me

00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:33.900
as well. This is just so good. If you're a single

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mother with two children. which is the toughest

00:20:36.769 --> 00:20:39.589
job in America, as far as I'm concerned. And

00:20:39.589 --> 00:20:41.430
you're working hard to put food on your family.

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Those who think they can say we're only going

00:20:45.630 --> 00:20:47.390
to have a stimulus. So yeah, so Chad, I'm going

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to play this just because he's a Republican.

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So now we're going to talk some shit on Republicans.

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He's an idiot, dude. He's a fucking idiot. The

00:20:54.750 --> 00:20:57.970
best. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice,

00:20:58.170 --> 00:21:00.430
same on what the hell. Can't get fooled again.

00:21:01.710 --> 00:21:05.430
But let's forget tax relief. Misunderestimate,

00:21:06.130 --> 00:21:11.190
or excuse me, underestimate. Just making sure

00:21:11.190 --> 00:21:14.450
you're paying attention. At least it's funny

00:21:14.450 --> 00:21:17.170
how humorous about it. Yes. I know the human

00:21:17.170 --> 00:21:21.789
being and fish can coexist peacefully. The responses

00:21:21.789 --> 00:21:25.569
have got to end in order for us to get the framework,

00:21:25.690 --> 00:21:27.809
the groundwork, not framework, the groundwork

00:21:27.809 --> 00:21:38.839
to discuss a framework for peace. We don't have

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a beef with Muslims We want to be friends with

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Muslims and Muslim children We fighting evil

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people it's important for the boys and girls

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of third good marshal to know They were fighting

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evil with good and one way to fight evil with

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good Is you can help by writing letters to boys

00:22:02.170 --> 00:22:07.150
and girls your age Okay Okay, so in my state

00:22:07.150 --> 00:22:10.069
of the my state of the union or a state my speech

00:22:10.069 --> 00:22:24.910
to the nation whatever you want to call it I

00:22:24.910 --> 00:22:29.819
Asked Americans to give 4 ,000 years, 4 ,000

00:22:29.819 --> 00:22:33.019
hours over the next of the rest of your life

00:22:33.019 --> 00:22:36.680
of service to America. That's what I asked. I

00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:39.980
said to 4 ,000. Dude, I like, I like how when

00:22:39.980 --> 00:22:43.279
he's talking stupid, he's saying it like everybody

00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:47.259
else is stupid. Uh, you're all fucking retarded,

00:22:47.259 --> 00:22:51.539
aren't you? Yeah. And the look on his face is

00:22:51.539 --> 00:22:53.180
like, come on people. Don't you get what the

00:22:53.180 --> 00:22:55.099
fuck I'm saying? Even though they don't make

00:22:55.099 --> 00:22:57.539
sense. Oh, to be fair, you could do this with

00:22:57.539 --> 00:22:59.720
Trump too. Some of the shit he says is fucking

00:22:59.720 --> 00:23:02.819
hilarious and stupid. Yeah. But you know, it's

00:23:02.819 --> 00:23:05.380
whatever, you know, it is what it is. I don't

00:23:05.380 --> 00:23:08.019
know if you get this good, though. Well, this

00:23:08.019 --> 00:23:11.069
is good. Well, they got somebody's got to make

00:23:11.069 --> 00:23:13.509
one for Trump, though, because this is like this

00:23:13.509 --> 00:23:16.049
is like a fucking eight minute. Just you're crying

00:23:16.049 --> 00:23:18.650
here. Does it have the fool me once, fool me

00:23:18.650 --> 00:23:20.730
twice thing? I hope so, dude. It's got to be.

00:23:21.349 --> 00:23:26.230
Let's go. There's an old. Oh, here it is. Tennessee.

00:23:26.390 --> 00:23:27.950
I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.

00:23:28.069 --> 00:23:34.849
This is fool me once. Shame on shame on you.

00:23:37.789 --> 00:23:45.170
He fooled me again. He's like, fool me. Can't

00:23:45.170 --> 00:23:47.829
get fooled again. Like, you know, you guys know

00:23:47.829 --> 00:23:52.089
what I'm saying. Yeah, he's the best. Here we

00:23:52.089 --> 00:23:57.990
go. Even resourceful. And so are we. They never

00:23:57.990 --> 00:24:00.009
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country

00:24:00.009 --> 00:24:04.720
and our people. And neither do we. Neither do

00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:08.660
we. We never stop thinking of ways of harming

00:24:08.660 --> 00:24:14.160
our people. That's it. Oh, do we? I mean, he

00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:16.220
was a rhino puppet. It's just, you know, call

00:24:16.220 --> 00:24:19.200
it like it is. Oh, yeah. You know, it's just

00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:22.160
it's just the neocon more like a neocon puppet.

00:24:22.339 --> 00:24:24.240
I mean, Chaney was running the fucking country

00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:29.380
at that point. Yeah. Big old big old Dick Chaney,

00:24:29.539 --> 00:24:33.029
bro. And then and then and then the fucking Democrats

00:24:33.029 --> 00:24:36.950
rejoiced when he when he endorsed and Liz Cheney

00:24:36.950 --> 00:24:39.869
endorsed Kamala I was like what the fuck what

00:24:39.869 --> 00:24:42.769
kind of crazy? Upside -down bullshit world that

00:24:42.769 --> 00:24:45.369
we live in that you people are celebrating that

00:24:45.369 --> 00:24:48.630
dick Cheney has just Endorsed your candidate.

00:24:48.630 --> 00:24:56.369
I mean, yeah Dude in what world would that be

00:24:56.369 --> 00:25:00.420
okay? In the crazy upside down world that Demtars

00:25:00.420 --> 00:25:03.599
have made? Even so, even in that world, it's

00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:06.319
not okay. You know, like, that should have been

00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:10.119
your fucking telltale sign. Oh, wait, we're thanking

00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:13.359
that Dick Cheney is endorsing us. Something wrong

00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:17.759
here. Exactly. Holy shit. All right, let's get

00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:20.819
a little bit more. They're teaching their children

00:25:20.819 --> 00:25:24.440
right from wrong. And the message often oftentimes

00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:29.440
gets undermined by the popular culture. You bet

00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:32.759
there's things the government can do. We can

00:25:32.759 --> 00:25:35.279
work with the entertainment industry to provide

00:25:35.279 --> 00:25:38.519
family hour. Operation Mockingbird? We can have

00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:41.339
filters on internets where public money is spent.

00:25:41.339 --> 00:25:43.299
Internets. Worldwide interwebs. We can have boomers

00:25:43.299 --> 00:25:47.759
on the internets that we're going to have a draft.

00:25:47.819 --> 00:25:52.039
We're not going to have a draft. Period. We got

00:25:52.039 --> 00:25:54.970
an issue in America. Uh oh. Too many good docs

00:25:54.970 --> 00:25:58.630
are getting out of business. Too many OBGYNs

00:25:58.630 --> 00:26:01.329
aren't able to practice their love with women

00:26:01.329 --> 00:26:10.789
all across the globe. Those OBGYNs can't practice

00:26:10.789 --> 00:26:13.250
their love with all the women. Yeah, man. They

00:26:13.250 --> 00:26:15.470
can't lube up their gloves and finger them damn

00:26:15.470 --> 00:26:18.549
ladies. What the fuck? The world is coming to

00:26:18.549 --> 00:26:24.400
an end. These veterinarians cannot put on uh

00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:27.140
gloves and put their hands in the buttholes of

00:26:27.140 --> 00:26:32.140
the animals something is wrong people this country

00:26:32.140 --> 00:26:35.299
the good news is and it's hard for some to see

00:26:35.299 --> 00:26:38.220
it now that out of this chaos is going to come

00:26:38.220 --> 00:26:42.980
a fantastic gulf coast like it was before out

00:26:42.980 --> 00:26:46.099
of the rubbles of trent lot's house has had lost

00:26:46.099 --> 00:26:48.859
his entire house there's going to be a fantastic

00:26:48.859 --> 00:26:51.829
house Uh, again, I want to thank you all for,

00:26:51.930 --> 00:26:54.690
and Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job. Thank

00:26:54.690 --> 00:27:07.630
you, your holiness. Is that not, are you not

00:27:07.630 --> 00:27:09.309
supposed to call him your holiness? I don't know.

00:27:09.549 --> 00:27:12.430
I've, yeah, he probably broke some huge protocol

00:27:12.430 --> 00:27:15.150
that we, no one knows about. Right. Right. Like

00:27:15.150 --> 00:27:16.890
you're not even supposed to touch the Pope or

00:27:16.890 --> 00:27:20.970
some shit. People in Louisiana must know that

00:27:20.970 --> 00:27:24.369
all across our country, there's a lot of prayer

00:27:24.369 --> 00:27:27.170
Prayer for those whose lives have been turned

00:27:27.170 --> 00:27:41.109
upside down and I'm one of them That didn't work

00:27:41.109 --> 00:27:50.220
out Yo, but he's such a baller bro, nothing embarrasses

00:27:50.220 --> 00:27:53.319
him nothing. Let's go fuck. He's like, whatever.

00:27:53.339 --> 00:28:01.079
Yeah, okay You can't stumble him, bro And one

00:28:01.079 --> 00:28:03.420
of the things that he's like this fucking basketball

00:28:03.420 --> 00:28:11.380
not inflated enough Yeah, Google is to pull up

00:28:11.380 --> 00:28:15.359
maps these are big achievements for this country.

00:28:15.660 --> 00:28:17.200
And the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud

00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:20.400
of the achievements that they have achieved.

00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:23.400
Another problem is proliferation. There are areas

00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:25.180
we can work together. It kind of sounds like

00:28:25.180 --> 00:28:31.259
Kamala here. A hundred, dude. I don't know. There

00:28:31.259 --> 00:28:33.279
was one where he was talking about a sovereign

00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:35.740
nation and, like, they were trying to get him

00:28:35.740 --> 00:28:37.599
to define what sovereign was. And he was, like,

00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.339
defining sovereign with the word sovereign. Of

00:28:40.339 --> 00:28:43.160
course. That was like, what is a woman? That's

00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:47.500
what the left does now. Ah, well, yeah. Or when

00:28:47.500 --> 00:28:50.359
they ask Kamala to fucking talk about inflation,

00:28:50.460 --> 00:28:52.900
she doesn't even know the definition of inflation.

00:28:53.779 --> 00:28:58.059
That's hysterical, too. Like, these are funny

00:28:58.059 --> 00:29:00.980
because, you know, it's in the past and whatever.

00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:04.039
Like, her shit was not funny. Like, you can't

00:29:04.039 --> 00:29:07.599
define inflation and inflation is ruining the

00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:11.500
country as you're running it, bitch. What? Like

00:29:11.500 --> 00:29:14.140
at least this guy was fucking fooling us with

00:29:14.140 --> 00:29:16.180
weapons of mass destruction and get us and get

00:29:16.180 --> 00:29:18.339
us into wars that we shouldn't have been in.

00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:20.480
You know, maybe a few years down the line when

00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:22.960
there's not the existential threat of her being

00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:24.900
president. We can laugh at some of the dumb shit

00:29:24.900 --> 00:29:27.819
she said, because, yeah, I mean, at its root,

00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:30.519
it's fucking hilarious. Her roots, her word salad

00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:32.460
is just like, are you fucking seriously saying

00:29:32.460 --> 00:29:37.509
this? Right. But even though like. She, if you

00:29:37.509 --> 00:29:39.650
look at her, like her eyes are black, dude. It

00:29:39.650 --> 00:29:41.730
looks like demon eyes. Like I don't get that

00:29:41.730 --> 00:29:43.690
from George W. Bush, even though he might have

00:29:43.690 --> 00:29:45.950
technically been more evil than her getting us

00:29:45.950 --> 00:29:48.509
into all the shit he did. She just looks like

00:29:48.509 --> 00:29:51.670
there's a demon behind those eyes, bro, in every

00:29:51.670 --> 00:29:54.190
fucking speech. I'm like, those are cold demon

00:29:54.190 --> 00:29:58.210
eyes. A little bit more. You hanging in with

00:29:58.210 --> 00:30:00.349
this. You want to see some more fucking funny,

00:30:00.829 --> 00:30:05.759
man. Someone said about the shoes. Oh, that was

00:30:05.759 --> 00:30:08.519
the dude. And he did it so quick, bro. He was

00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:12.779
and then he got back up. Yeah, bro. That was

00:30:12.779 --> 00:30:17.259
like that was like the closest thing to the President

00:30:17.259 --> 00:30:20.019
Trump fight moment that ever existed before.

00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:22.680
You know, like George Bush and the shoe. And

00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:25.579
then the sec, the first one, of course, is President

00:30:25.579 --> 00:30:27.759
Trump with the fight after he got shot. But like,

00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:30.359
that's it. Like, that's the close second is Bush

00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:32.920
with the shoe. And then, of course, the number

00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:35.759
one is Trump. But that's how far off the coolest

00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:39.000
thing a president has ever done is. You know,

00:30:39.119 --> 00:30:41.799
Trump's got the almost gotten shot, handoff fight.

00:30:41.900 --> 00:30:43.799
And then the second coolest is this guy dodged

00:30:43.799 --> 00:30:49.140
a shoe. All right, let's go. I have an idea.

00:30:49.980 --> 00:30:52.940
Why don't we jointly use a radar in Azerbaijan

00:30:52.940 --> 00:30:56.799
to help deal with a potential threat? Governor,

00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.119
thank you very much. I am here to make an announcement.

00:30:59.650 --> 00:31:03.829
That this Thursday ticket counters and airplanes

00:31:03.829 --> 00:31:11.549
will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport But here's

00:31:11.549 --> 00:31:14.890
a dreamer Man had an idea. He didn't like the

00:31:14.890 --> 00:31:18.630
way the cotton shirts that he wore absorbed You

00:31:18.630 --> 00:31:21.569
know his bodily fluids when he exercised so he

00:31:21.569 --> 00:31:27.309
came up with a better product last night The

00:31:27.309 --> 00:31:31.490
bodily fluids With like members of the 1972 Miami

00:31:31.490 --> 00:31:37.250
Dolphins, Dan Marino and his really dynamic wife,

00:31:37.529 --> 00:31:42.470
TV star. Dan Marino in 1970s. Dan Marino and

00:31:42.470 --> 00:31:45.170
his really dynamic wife. You know, he wanted

00:31:45.170 --> 00:31:47.829
to say something else. Like a big old double

00:31:47.829 --> 00:31:53.890
D's on her. I met an onion grower today at the

00:31:53.890 --> 00:31:55.890
airport when I arrived. An onion grower. He said,

00:31:55.890 --> 00:31:58.210
you got to help me find people that'll... full

00:31:58.210 --> 00:32:03.470
onions welcome or whatever you do it just seems

00:32:03.470 --> 00:32:06.690
like i was here yesterday oh i think i was i

00:32:06.690 --> 00:32:13.730
was uh i think tide turning i see as i remember

00:32:13.730 --> 00:32:15.930
i was raised in the desert but tides kind of

00:32:15.930 --> 00:32:20.049
turn it's easy to see a tide turn did i say those

00:32:20.049 --> 00:32:34.130
words oh yeah i can't imagine somebody like How

00:32:34.130 --> 00:32:36.910
can I help on this war against terror? How can

00:32:36.910 --> 00:32:40.769
I fight evil? You can do so By mentoring a child

00:32:40.769 --> 00:32:43.150
uh -oh by going into a shut -in's house and say

00:32:43.150 --> 00:32:47.269
I love you This society of ours is going to change

00:32:47.269 --> 00:32:52.329
one heart one soul one conscience at a time because

00:32:52.329 --> 00:32:55.220
thousands of our fellow citizens are loving a

00:32:55.220 --> 00:32:58.140
neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves.

00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:02.019
Most jobs in America are created by the small

00:33:02.019 --> 00:33:04.619
business sector. Our entrepreneurs are doing

00:33:04.619 --> 00:33:07.119
well. We got the best workforce in America, in

00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:10.339
the world. It was not always a given that the

00:33:10.339 --> 00:33:12.099
United States and America would have a close

00:33:12.099 --> 00:33:15.950
relationship. After all 60 years, we were at

00:33:15.950 --> 00:33:18.890
war. Wait a second. It was not always that the

00:33:18.890 --> 00:33:21.950
United States and America would have a close

00:33:21.950 --> 00:33:24.349
relationship. I didn't realize they were two

00:33:24.349 --> 00:33:26.750
different people, dude. Maybe it's all about

00:33:26.750 --> 00:33:28.309
Central America. I don't know who fucking knows.

00:33:28.490 --> 00:33:30.750
Right. Probably North and South America. I didn't

00:33:30.750 --> 00:33:33.990
realize that the United States and America would

00:33:33.990 --> 00:33:38.849
be one. I didn't realize that New Jersey would

00:33:38.849 --> 00:33:46.029
become New Jersey. Sometimes. Here in America?

00:33:46.710 --> 00:33:48.349
America. But this country's gone through tough

00:33:48.349 --> 00:33:50.900
times before. Yeah. And we're going to do it

00:33:50.900 --> 00:33:53.759
again. Thanks. Extraordinary. We're going to

00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:55.779
go through tough times again. The first month

00:33:55.779 --> 00:33:58.440
of a new year, there will be an election in the

00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:00.539
Palestinian territory and there will be an election

00:34:00.539 --> 00:34:04.440
in Iraq. Who could have possibly envisioned an

00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.339
election in Iraq at this point? Interaction.

00:34:08.420 --> 00:34:11.699
Oh, that's hysterical, dude. Who would have ever

00:34:11.699 --> 00:34:17.300
thought that Iraq will become fully erect? He

00:34:17.300 --> 00:34:20.840
was saluting me like a soldier under that tent.

00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:27.619
Good old erection in a whatever. Where did Chad

00:34:27.619 --> 00:34:35.460
go? Wait a second. Did I lose my man? Chad, where

00:34:35.460 --> 00:34:41.519
you at buddy? Yeah, we lost Chad. Don't worry,

00:34:41.619 --> 00:34:43.099
folks. Hopefully he comes back on. I'm going

00:34:43.099 --> 00:34:46.599
to bring Bobby on for now. But Chad, you're no

00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:48.179
longer with us. Bobby, what do you think? What

00:34:48.179 --> 00:34:52.019
do you think of these fucking Bush? Bush was

00:34:52.019 --> 00:34:56.960
a clown, man. He really was. Hey there. I lost

00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:58.659
connection. Did you guys lose connection or just

00:34:58.659 --> 00:35:03.500
my end? Just you. What the fuck? I got gigabit

00:35:03.500 --> 00:35:04.760
Internet over here. I don't know what the hell

00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.519
is going on. God damn it, dude. It's fucking

00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:09.619
California. It's commies out here. They're fucking

00:35:09.619 --> 00:35:12.139
monitoring me. They're like, no, you're off.

00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:16.150
You said things about Karen Bass. Or it's George

00:35:16.150 --> 00:35:18.929
W. Bush's fucking people. Colin Powell coming

00:35:18.929 --> 00:35:21.210
after you. How dare you play that? I think we

00:35:21.210 --> 00:35:22.630
only have a couple of seconds left, so might

00:35:22.630 --> 00:35:24.190
as well do that real quick and we'll get back

00:35:24.190 --> 00:35:27.730
to our show. Shad, what do you think? Cool. All

00:35:27.730 --> 00:35:30.650
right. Don't go anywhere again. I'll try not

00:35:30.650 --> 00:36:03.460
to. It was involuntary. Right. The only difference

00:36:03.460 --> 00:36:05.539
is, though, Chad, is Biden would have still been

00:36:05.539 --> 00:36:07.820
standing at that door. You know what I'm saying?

00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.500
Like Bush recovered quick. But by the way, like,

00:36:10.500 --> 00:36:15.199
what do I do? I guess I'll take a nap. Obama

00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:16.780
had to come out and fucking hold his hand to

00:36:16.780 --> 00:36:20.760
get him off the stage. Yeah, right. Dude, that

00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.099
was fucking amazing. I think it's going to I

00:36:23.099 --> 00:36:24.719
think more and more is going to come out about

00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:27.579
how fucking crazy the White House was with him

00:36:27.579 --> 00:36:31.199
being completely mentally not there. I think

00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:32.340
we're going to get more and more of that shit

00:36:32.340 --> 00:36:34.840
coming out, like just the shit that went on.

00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:36.820
Well, like from the staff or something like,

00:36:37.019 --> 00:36:40.090
oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because they're being silent

00:36:40.090 --> 00:36:42.269
now because they didn't want to lose their job.

00:36:42.269 --> 00:36:43.690
But once they're out, they're going to be like,

00:36:43.789 --> 00:36:46.230
fuck this. I mean, it's hopefully someone doesn't

00:36:46.230 --> 00:36:48.969
tell on like just like just day to day what it

00:36:48.969 --> 00:36:53.489
was like with him in office. I mean, like I said

00:36:53.489 --> 00:36:56.409
in one of the earlier shows, he there was a he

00:36:56.409 --> 00:36:59.230
had nine cabinet meetings, his whole presidency,

00:36:59.809 --> 00:37:03.530
nine and Jill ran them apparently. Right. Because

00:37:03.530 --> 00:37:06.670
he was unable to focus for more than like an

00:37:06.670 --> 00:37:09.769
hour, maybe. And then he would just fucking fall

00:37:09.769 --> 00:37:11.809
off and you couldn't ask him questions. He was

00:37:11.809 --> 00:37:14.730
just done. It's like, great. Who ran the country?

00:37:17.769 --> 00:37:20.150
Don't ask serious questions like that, Chad,

00:37:20.389 --> 00:37:25.469
because I know. I know it's yeah. That's conspiracy

00:37:25.469 --> 00:37:29.070
theory. Yeah, man. I mean, just there's times

00:37:29.070 --> 00:37:33.210
where he fucking is locked up. He's fallen like.

00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:36.599
You would really be concerned about if that was

00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:38.139
a family member. Like I've heard people say this,

00:37:38.139 --> 00:37:40.400
but you'd be concerned that like they're abusing

00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:43.000
him. I said that when he was on the campaign

00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.739
trail. I'm like, why? Why is Jill, who is supposedly

00:37:45.739 --> 00:37:49.519
his loving wife, letting him do this? He is obviously.

00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:53.880
You know, mentally impaired. He's it's just a

00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:55.800
shame. It's like elder abuse, the whole fucking

00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:59.460
thing. But they want to love it. Obama wanted

00:37:59.460 --> 00:38:02.449
the puppety control. And there's an interview

00:38:02.449 --> 00:38:04.750
with Obama saying if I can have a third term,

00:38:04.750 --> 00:38:06.809
if I can have someone stand in for me and I could

00:38:06.809 --> 00:38:08.829
just be in the background, I could have a third

00:38:08.829 --> 00:38:11.309
term. He says this in a fucking interview. What

00:38:11.309 --> 00:38:13.349
the hell was Biden? Because it was Biden was

00:38:13.349 --> 00:38:15.250
constantly like, well, they won't let me say

00:38:15.250 --> 00:38:17.070
that, or they won't let me take questions, or

00:38:17.070 --> 00:38:18.909
they won't. It's like, who's they, Biden? Who's

00:38:18.909 --> 00:38:23.610
they, Joe? Who's in control? Right. Yeah, because

00:38:23.610 --> 00:38:26.170
there was conspiracy theory. OK, got it. Well,

00:38:26.190 --> 00:38:28.030
they're going to get mad at me for answering

00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:34.530
that question. Who? Yeah. It's creepy, dude.

00:38:35.050 --> 00:38:37.329
What's that conversation that him and Trump that

00:38:37.329 --> 00:38:39.070
Obama and Trump were having at the Jimmy Carter

00:38:39.070 --> 00:38:44.170
funeral? That Biden and Trump? No, Trump and

00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:45.909
Obama were sitting next to each other at the

00:38:45.909 --> 00:38:48.690
Jimmy Carter funeral. Really? You didn't see

00:38:48.690 --> 00:38:51.539
the video this? No. They're fucking laughing.

00:38:52.019 --> 00:38:54.039
Obama's laughing. They're talking about something.

00:38:54.380 --> 00:38:57.179
They've had people try to lip read. It just doesn't.

00:38:57.179 --> 00:38:58.659
The lip reading doesn't really make sense. I

00:38:58.659 --> 00:38:59.860
don't know what the fuck they were talking about,

00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:02.260
but it's very interesting. Well, that's what

00:39:02.260 --> 00:39:06.059
I'm saying. Like, before they were political

00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:09.900
adversaries, I mean, Trump had donated to Obama's

00:39:09.900 --> 00:39:12.739
campaign and stuff like they were friendly until

00:39:12.739 --> 00:39:14.980
that one course, but White House correspondence

00:39:14.980 --> 00:39:18.340
dinner where Obama said, well, the one thing

00:39:18.340 --> 00:39:20.940
I got Trump that you will never be is president

00:39:20.940 --> 00:39:25.099
president. Oh, yeah. Really? Eat your words twice.

00:39:25.179 --> 00:39:28.360
Motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Can you imagine?

00:39:28.579 --> 00:39:30.980
No, that's what pushed Trump over the edge to

00:39:30.980 --> 00:39:32.460
be. I was going to say there's probably no one

00:39:32.460 --> 00:39:34.460
more responsible Trump becoming president than

00:39:34.460 --> 00:39:36.900
Obama fucking calling him out. He was like, OK,

00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:41.420
got it. Yeah. Yeah. And then and then I think

00:39:41.420 --> 00:39:45.300
the next most important person for Trump being

00:39:45.300 --> 00:39:50.340
elected is Biden. He was wearing a hat on election

00:39:50.340 --> 00:39:54.340
day voting, bro. Like a red MAGA hat. Like what?

00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:57.000
Well, he Biden just I don't know if this was

00:39:57.000 --> 00:39:59.199
I think it was this week. Biden was speaking

00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:01.199
somewhere and he said, I could have beat Trump

00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:03.139
if they will let me run. I could have beat Trump.

00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:05.059
And then he said Kamala and he said Kamala could

00:40:05.059 --> 00:40:06.619
have beat Trump, too. I'm like, what the fuck

00:40:06.619 --> 00:40:10.280
are you talking about? So one, your polls were

00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:13.360
tanking like crazy after the debate to Kamala

00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:17.860
didn't win. Right. Hello. So I could have, if

00:40:17.860 --> 00:40:21.679
I stayed in the race and Kamala could have, if

00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:25.039
what, if, if, if you stayed in the race and all

00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:27.659
the dead voters showed up that the 81 million

00:40:27.659 --> 00:40:30.940
people that it's a 15 million people above the

00:40:30.940 --> 00:40:32.920
normal amount of people that show up for Democrats,

00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:36.840
about 65, 68 million in all the elect and Obama's

00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:40.900
elections in Biden's election, 81 million people

00:40:40.900 --> 00:40:43.400
showed up. And then in her election, about 65

00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.650
million people showed up. Hmm. Where'd all those

00:40:45.650 --> 00:40:50.110
people go? Where'd they come from? Hmm. Well,

00:40:50.289 --> 00:40:54.570
I could have won this election if we did exactly

00:40:54.570 --> 00:40:58.329
what we did in the 2020 election, but they wouldn't

00:40:58.329 --> 00:41:02.429
let us this time. Kamala could have won if we

00:41:02.429 --> 00:41:05.030
did what we did in that 2020 election too. All

00:41:05.030 --> 00:41:08.070
you had to do was steal the election, Chad. Yeah.

00:41:08.349 --> 00:41:14.090
God damn it. Come on. So easy. Chad, I want to.

00:41:14.150 --> 00:41:16.170
Here's a question. I don't know if you're comfortable

00:41:16.170 --> 00:41:18.670
answering, but I've been getting it a lot. Do

00:41:18.670 --> 00:41:22.590
you remember your first sexual experience? Yes.

00:41:23.710 --> 00:41:27.989
How old are you? Sixteen. Sixteen now is. Yeah,

00:41:28.050 --> 00:41:31.110
this is my first girlfriend to first. So this

00:41:31.110 --> 00:41:34.530
is the first time we got laid. Yes. All right.

00:41:34.630 --> 00:41:38.789
I got really close when I was 15. We Chad and

00:41:38.789 --> 00:41:42.610
Chad Taylor and I. Whoa! You guys did? No, no,

00:41:42.610 --> 00:41:45.630
no, no. We were separate back then. We went to

00:41:45.630 --> 00:41:47.570
this twins house, right? And we were trying to

00:41:47.570 --> 00:41:50.329
hook up with them. And we went and then one night

00:41:50.329 --> 00:41:54.369
they called my house, both of them. Called my

00:41:54.369 --> 00:41:57.429
house. And it was back, you know, when you had

00:41:57.429 --> 00:42:00.949
the rotary dial phones in the 80s. And I'm on

00:42:00.949 --> 00:42:03.329
the phone and my mom is secretly on the phone.

00:42:03.409 --> 00:42:06.250
I was going to sneak out and go get laid. Oh,

00:42:06.250 --> 00:42:09.429
shit. And Lana busted me. Are you still there,

00:42:09.510 --> 00:42:12.429
Mom? Yeah, Mom. It's going to be twins, Mom.

00:42:12.670 --> 00:42:15.010
Twins. So you had two phones in the house. She

00:42:15.010 --> 00:42:18.190
was on the other one. Mom was watching this.

00:42:18.949 --> 00:42:20.869
That's hysterical. But is that what it was, Chad?

00:42:20.949 --> 00:42:22.550
So it was like the two phones in the house. Mom

00:42:22.550 --> 00:42:24.210
was on the one line and you didn't know. Of course,

00:42:24.289 --> 00:42:26.269
she picked up and I couldn't. I didn't know.

00:42:26.750 --> 00:42:30.650
Wow. And busted you. I had to be 16 because I

00:42:30.650 --> 00:42:34.610
had a car. So I was 16, but it was before my

00:42:34.610 --> 00:42:37.059
first girlfriend. So, wait, you could drive at

00:42:37.059 --> 00:42:41.460
16 in P .A.? Yeah. Really? We were only able

00:42:41.460 --> 00:42:45.900
to get our learner's permit. Oh, yes. No, I turned

00:42:45.900 --> 00:42:48.320
16. I almost wrecked pulling out of the state

00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:50.719
state police barracks where I took my driver's

00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:54.860
test. Dude. Well, here's the deal. I want to

00:42:54.860 --> 00:42:56.739
get back to that. But you just made me think

00:42:56.739 --> 00:43:00.059
like you want your license so bad as at that

00:43:00.059 --> 00:43:03.369
age. Oh, yeah. You don't realize you are so fucking

00:43:03.369 --> 00:43:06.469
young to have that kind of responsibility, bro.

00:43:06.849 --> 00:43:09.170
Yeah. I mean, my son is turning 16 next year

00:43:09.170 --> 00:43:12.010
and he's all game and I'm just like, oh my God,

00:43:12.550 --> 00:43:14.389
he's taking driver's lessons and I'll give him

00:43:14.389 --> 00:43:17.590
some driver lessons, but it's still free. Yeah,

00:43:18.090 --> 00:43:21.670
it's freaky, dude. And like to teach somebody

00:43:21.670 --> 00:43:25.960
how to drive. I mean, so. Like my brother, like

00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:27.840
me, my brother kind of picked it up. We had dirt

00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:29.860
bikes, go karts and shit like that. So we kind

00:43:29.860 --> 00:43:34.079
of had the mechanics down. My little sister didn't.

00:43:34.860 --> 00:43:37.260
And, you know, she was going to get her tester

00:43:37.260 --> 00:43:40.559
and whatnot. And my and my parents were like

00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:42.320
scared to teach her how to drive because every

00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:43.699
time they got into the car with her, she was

00:43:43.699 --> 00:43:46.639
like fucking nuts and nervous and fucking freaky.

00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:49.199
So that's the worst kind of person you have on

00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:51.920
the road. Yeah. What's up? Brian Reinhold says

00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:53.739
Newberry Street crew. I grew up with him on Newberry

00:43:53.739 --> 00:43:58.460
Street. What up there, Brian? So I had like lived,

00:43:58.460 --> 00:44:00.719
you know, away at this part, you know, like my

00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:02.179
parents are in South Jersey with my brother and

00:44:02.179 --> 00:44:03.880
sister and I was living in North Jersey, working

00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:06.719
in North Jersey. And I had just like bought like

00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:09.199
a new car and, you know, my sister has to go

00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:11.659
for a test soon. So my mother's like, you know,

00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:14.119
my sister asked me like, can you teach me how

00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:15.599
to drive? And I'm like, yeah, sure. No problem.

00:44:15.659 --> 00:44:17.719
My mom's like, I don't know, dude, it's a brand

00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:20.639
new car. She's pretty fucking scary. And I'm

00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:24.190
like, no big deal. No big deal. So we're leaving

00:44:24.190 --> 00:44:26.150
this park and whatnot. So I'm like, all right,

00:44:26.190 --> 00:44:28.510
let me let her drive. She had her learner's permit,

00:44:28.530 --> 00:44:30.469
but not the license. So she could drive with

00:44:30.469 --> 00:44:35.070
a licensed driver. So we get in the car, I'm

00:44:35.070 --> 00:44:36.929
walking her through, like reversing out of the

00:44:36.929 --> 00:44:38.989
spot, pulling it, like coming through a stop

00:44:38.989 --> 00:44:42.559
sign, making a right. Yo, this chick was so scary

00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:45.860
to be with, bro, taking turns at fucking 35 miles

00:44:45.860 --> 00:44:48.480
an hour. Like I'm like, oh, you got a fucking

00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:52.039
break before you do this. Like it was like teaching

00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:55.619
somebody how to like do a language that never

00:44:55.619 --> 00:44:58.380
spoke before. And you're in a fucking car that

00:44:58.380 --> 00:45:00.920
could kill you. So I was like, this is freaky,

00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.380
bro. I'm like, how do you actually teach somebody

00:45:03.380 --> 00:45:06.960
how to drive that doesn't drive? Yeah, I realize.

00:45:07.739 --> 00:45:10.599
Yeah. He's going to be taking a driver's driver's

00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:16.260
ed. Yeah. I forgot to say in California, 16,

00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:19.559
you if you have other people in the you have

00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:22.559
anybody under I think 18 in the car, you have

00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:25.579
to have an adult with you until you're 17, I

00:45:25.579 --> 00:45:29.340
believe. So he can drive by himself at 16. But

00:45:29.340 --> 00:45:32.059
if he has anybody else under 18 in the car, an

00:45:32.059 --> 00:45:34.360
adult has to be in the car. OK, so it's kind

00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:37.199
of like. Jersey 16, you get your learner's permit.

00:45:37.420 --> 00:45:39.219
You need somebody to have a license for three

00:45:39.219 --> 00:45:41.260
years or more in order to drive. So you have

00:45:41.260 --> 00:45:43.159
to have a licensed driver in the car. They have

00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.400
to have the license for three years. Once you

00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.840
get 17, you get your provisional driver's license,

00:45:49.900 --> 00:45:51.619
which is like what you said in California. You

00:45:51.619 --> 00:45:56.960
could drive by yourself or with people up until

00:45:56.960 --> 00:45:59.856
sundown. Once it's sundown and they have to be...

00:46:00.449 --> 00:46:02.530
in or older. But once it's sundown, you can't

00:46:02.530 --> 00:46:04.550
have anybody in the car and you can't drive past,

00:46:04.550 --> 00:46:07.070
like, 11 p .m. at 18, then you have your full

00:46:07.070 --> 00:46:10.110
license and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think

00:46:10.110 --> 00:46:11.989
California should, every state should institute

00:46:11.989 --> 00:46:14.929
that. That makes sense. Yeah. As a kid, you're

00:46:14.929 --> 00:46:16.969
like, fuck that, dude, I want it. But like, as

00:46:16.969 --> 00:46:18.670
I'm looking back as an adult, I'm like, that

00:46:18.670 --> 00:46:21.449
is a lot of responsibility. And you're really

00:46:21.449 --> 00:46:26.949
not all there at that age. No, no. Exactly. It's

00:46:26.949 --> 00:46:28.630
scary. You know, like they can change your gender.

00:46:28.690 --> 00:46:31.880
So it's cool. No problem. Right. Yeah. At 13,

00:46:32.019 --> 00:46:34.320
I could fucking be a guy that wants to become

00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.119
a girl. I could do it, but I can't fucking drive.

00:46:37.500 --> 00:46:40.059
Got it. I can't get a tattoo or do anything else,

00:46:40.059 --> 00:46:42.699
but I can change my gender and do permanent things

00:46:42.699 --> 00:46:45.460
to my body that I can never reverse and never

00:46:45.460 --> 00:46:50.559
have a child or an orgasm. But it's cool. No

00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:52.559
biggie, bro. If you can't go to war, you shouldn't

00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:55.760
be able to cut off your genitalia. Just my thing.

00:46:57.299 --> 00:47:00.039
Exactly. Another thing of the left. Oh, my God.

00:47:00.699 --> 00:47:03.159
Now, did you stay with this chick after was it?

00:47:03.380 --> 00:47:05.619
Were you were you dating for a while afterwards?

00:47:05.619 --> 00:47:08.280
Or was it like you got it off? I'm out. Oh, no,

00:47:08.340 --> 00:47:11.920
she was not. She was my first love. So we were

00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:13.420
together like a year and a half. And then she

00:47:13.420 --> 00:47:17.579
went to she went to college, Syracuse and broke

00:47:17.579 --> 00:47:20.960
my heart. Yeah. Right. Puppy love. What do you

00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:25.179
do? And so you have done like two years later.

00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:31.860
Right. When, when, when mental jewelry came out,

00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:33.699
no, right before mental jewelry came out, our

00:47:33.699 --> 00:47:37.199
video was on TV. No, it wasn't meant to because

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:39.119
we were on tour. So it was 92 and mental jewelry

00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:41.800
had come out. We were having some success and

00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:44.500
we were playing in New York and somehow we hooked

00:47:44.500 --> 00:47:46.300
up and she came, she took the train to New York

00:47:46.300 --> 00:47:51.460
and we had one last romp. Yes, dude. That's the

00:47:51.460 --> 00:47:54.980
story every fucking dude wants. Like, so You

00:47:54.980 --> 00:47:57.219
know, your heart gets broken and then all of

00:47:57.219 --> 00:47:59.340
a sudden you become a fucking rock star and you

00:47:59.340 --> 00:48:01.019
get to hook up with the chick that broke your

00:48:01.019 --> 00:48:05.659
heart years later. That's the story, dude. That's

00:48:05.659 --> 00:48:07.199
what Howard Stern talked about all the time.

00:48:07.300 --> 00:48:09.659
He's like, I want to fucking go meet all the

00:48:09.659 --> 00:48:12.039
girls that fucking wanted nothing to do with

00:48:12.039 --> 00:48:16.000
me in high school and be like now. Right. Hey,

00:48:16.420 --> 00:48:19.300
hey, dude, that's the story. Good for you, man.

00:48:19.380 --> 00:48:23.849
Well, you know, thank you. Well, hopefully she's

00:48:23.849 --> 00:48:26.389
not listening. But now, would this have been

00:48:26.389 --> 00:48:28.610
somebody you could have settled down with? Like,

00:48:28.650 --> 00:48:30.969
is she hot enough for your standards and today's

00:48:30.969 --> 00:48:33.389
standards? She still looks really good. I mean,

00:48:33.789 --> 00:48:35.889
I don't, I'm not in contact with her. I don't,

00:48:35.929 --> 00:48:40.309
I've seen her on Facebook, but she still looks

00:48:40.309 --> 00:48:43.570
relatively good to me. She's now 50. She's a

00:48:43.570 --> 00:48:47.150
year older than me. So 55. So she's like 20 years

00:48:47.150 --> 00:48:51.980
older than we want. I got you. Exactly. We got

00:48:51.980 --> 00:48:55.360
to dip down into the thirties here. That'd be

00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:57.199
sweet if you could just like, you know, your

00:48:57.199 --> 00:48:59.380
wife hits fucking 60 and you're like, Oh, let

00:48:59.380 --> 00:49:02.059
me just hit the button. She goes back 20 years.

00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:05.760
Boom. You don't need to stream. Hey, there you

00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:09.320
go. Exactly. You need a youth pill. Dude, I just

00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.679
invented something, bro. So you a vagina insert.

00:49:12.940 --> 00:49:15.659
So like when your wife's badge is all stretched

00:49:15.659 --> 00:49:17.800
and nasty, but bang the same thing for so long,

00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:19.880
you insert this other thing and it feels like

00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:24.039
a new vagina, bro. We just invest the gracious

00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:26.860
vagina. We're selling it on our site. All right,

00:49:26.860 --> 00:49:30.039
let's get it up. Come on. Let's get it up. Literally,

00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:33.099
you know, get it up. No Bluetooth involvement.

00:49:34.759 --> 00:49:36.380
Let's get Bobby on here for a second because

00:49:36.380 --> 00:49:38.340
he wanted to share something. But I got so much

00:49:38.340 --> 00:49:40.739
more fun stuff for us, Chad. But let's see what

00:49:40.739 --> 00:49:44.619
Bobby wanted to share back in the Dizzy. I guess

00:49:44.619 --> 00:49:48.480
I got to turn him on somehow. Ah, yes. Bobby,

00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:49.900
what did you want to share while I was having

00:49:49.900 --> 00:49:52.519
such good convo with the man, the myth, the legend?

00:49:53.400 --> 00:49:56.820
I just want to share. Can you hear me? He's ghostly.

00:49:56.940 --> 00:50:00.489
Yeah, we can hear you, but you're ghostly. I

00:50:00.489 --> 00:50:03.769
want to share Gavin Newsom's, uh, his, his, um,

00:50:03.849 --> 00:50:06.309
his house. Did you, did you know this about his

00:50:06.309 --> 00:50:10.170
$9 million house? What about it though? No, this

00:50:10.170 --> 00:50:13.349
is, this is something different. Hold on. And

00:50:13.349 --> 00:50:16.389
it's news scum. Gavin news scum. I heard is the

00:50:16.389 --> 00:50:21.389
new. Yeah, this is his mansion. All right. Let's

00:50:21.389 --> 00:50:31.420
see. You guys see it. There's all the water.

00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:37.900
Yeah, there's a big water park at his mansion.

00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:40.019
But, you know, there's no water in the Palisades

00:50:40.019 --> 00:50:42.539
Reservoir. Fuck it. That's all in there. I shut

00:50:42.539 --> 00:50:47.019
Bobby off. But thank you for that, Bobby. What

00:50:47.019 --> 00:50:49.159
else did I had? I had some I had so much fun

00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:51.280
stuff for us, dude. I've been thinking about

00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:54.380
this show for a minute and all the fun jazz we

00:50:54.380 --> 00:50:59.179
could do. Oh, to pocket video, dude, I'm really,

00:50:59.179 --> 00:51:02.380
I'm really obsessed with that. I'm obsessed with

00:51:02.380 --> 00:51:08.460
that. Ah, here was another thing. Speaking of

00:51:08.460 --> 00:51:10.639
sexual things back in the day, we might have

00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:12.920
spoken about this before, but you had to use

00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:16.480
your imagination to fucking spank one off and

00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:19.800
jerk off or put on the scrambled Playboy channel.

00:51:20.260 --> 00:51:26.119
Hopefully. So, yes. But. Kids today do they have

00:51:26.119 --> 00:51:29.099
so much access to fucking porn? Like, I don't

00:51:29.099 --> 00:51:34.219
know if I would leave my room and actually explore

00:51:34.219 --> 00:51:37.039
women. Because back then, when we had to do all

00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:38.940
this and use imagination to put on the Playboy

00:51:38.940 --> 00:51:41.960
channel, I could get up to eight times a day,

00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:45.880
you know, when I was when I was. So now I actually

00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:51.030
had fucking real pornographic material. Yeah.

00:51:51.369 --> 00:51:53.929
Fucking dick would be a fucking raw piece of

00:51:53.929 --> 00:51:59.889
meat. Raw, raw, raw. Do you remember? Like, we

00:51:59.889 --> 00:52:01.989
didn't have porn, though. Like, so I worked at

00:52:01.989 --> 00:52:05.949
a sub shop that was connected to a quick stop.

00:52:06.849 --> 00:52:09.829
And I didn't realize this for months, but they

00:52:09.829 --> 00:52:12.289
throw out all the old magazines once the month

00:52:12.289 --> 00:52:16.469
is over. Right. Dude, once they're throwing out

00:52:16.469 --> 00:52:19.559
all the old playboys and fucking hustlers. We

00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:21.840
figured that out, bro. And it was game changer.

00:52:21.860 --> 00:52:24.780
This was in like ninety eight. So it's like there

00:52:24.780 --> 00:52:27.239
wasn't fucking porn on the Internet. You know,

00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:30.380
like this is it. Yeah. Patrick worked at a bookstore

00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:33.639
when he was when we were teenagers. And so he

00:52:33.639 --> 00:52:36.300
would he would find he would have the pornos

00:52:36.300 --> 00:52:39.420
he'd bring. We were like, oh, shit, look at this.

00:52:39.940 --> 00:52:43.880
Well, how crazy like you needed to be like talking

00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:45.699
openly about your porn, like you had to share

00:52:45.699 --> 00:52:47.980
porn with your friends. It wasn't like, oh, yeah.

00:52:48.260 --> 00:52:51.380
Yeah. Wow. I mean, yeah, it's fucking hilarious.

00:52:53.019 --> 00:52:56.039
The good old days. Good old days. Did you ever

00:52:56.039 --> 00:52:57.860
sit in a room with your buddies and watch a porn?

00:52:58.679 --> 00:53:01.619
Yes. Speaking of, we did that once. I was like,

00:53:01.699 --> 00:53:03.780
what the fuck are we doing? This is ridiculous.

00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:07.179
Yep. The first time far away from each other,

00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:11.079
by the way, seats like four feet between us.

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:12.980
Yes. Well, this is how you know you're not gay

00:53:12.980 --> 00:53:15.280
because this is real stuff that men did back

00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:19.320
in the day. The first time I Cause I spanked

00:53:19.320 --> 00:53:21.159
my monkey a couple of times without actually

00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:23.079
coming to fruition. If you know what I'm saying,

00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:26.219
figuring it out. I'm like, Oh, good. Again, people

00:53:26.219 --> 00:53:27.380
were talking about jerking off. So I'm like,

00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:30.739
I'm going to try this. So my cousin who was a

00:53:30.739 --> 00:53:35.019
year older than me, his, his parents were my

00:53:35.019 --> 00:53:36.780
aunt and uncles. They didn't give a shit about

00:53:36.780 --> 00:53:38.920
him at all. So it was like, they would fuck at

00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:40.219
three o 'clock in the morning. We could like

00:53:40.219 --> 00:53:43.400
leave the house, go and do whatever. So He fucking

00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:45.639
rents the Playboy channel one night, like two

00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:47.539
o 'clock in the morning. He's back on the couch.

00:53:47.579 --> 00:53:50.739
I'm laying on the floor. We got the Playboy channel

00:53:50.739 --> 00:53:53.079
on and we're both fucking cranking our things,

00:53:53.079 --> 00:53:56.039
spanking it. And then all of a sudden, dude,

00:53:56.559 --> 00:54:00.780
I fucking busted one. I was like, what the and.

00:54:02.279 --> 00:54:04.219
When it first happened, I was like, whoa, this

00:54:04.219 --> 00:54:06.480
is crazy. It hurt for a second. Then it felt

00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:08.619
great. I was like, yo, this is wacky to backy.

00:54:08.860 --> 00:54:10.800
And then once I realized what happened, I'm like,

00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:13.860
oh, shit. Now I'm full with stuff on me. I had

00:54:13.860 --> 00:54:15.619
to run to the bathroom and fucking clean up.

00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:18.159
But then it was game on, dude. I was like, so

00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:20.780
that's the point. Yes, I was like, so that's

00:54:20.780 --> 00:54:23.019
the point of this. Like, there's an end game

00:54:23.019 --> 00:54:24.840
to it. And once I figured out the end game, like,

00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:28.019
this is great, dude. Why would anybody want to

00:54:28.019 --> 00:54:31.079
do anything else? And I was very sexual from

00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:33.519
that point on. But that was good. I'm sorry.

00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:35.519
I was going to say, I think I was a little unusual

00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:37.960
because I didn't jack off until after I had sex.

00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:42.460
I had wet dreams and stuff, but I didn't jack

00:54:42.460 --> 00:54:44.940
off until after that first girlfriend. Like,

00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:49.320
what the fuck? That's very unusual. Well, I wonder.

00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:53.239
Imagine. Because so we were very unusual. My

00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:55.079
fifth grade class. So check this out. This is

00:54:55.079 --> 00:54:57.119
why my class was unusual. Bobby could attest

00:54:57.119 --> 00:55:01.320
to this. because we were in the same grade when

00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:04.480
fifth through eighth grade was a separate school.

00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:06.559
So K through fourth was one school. And then

00:55:06.559 --> 00:55:08.039
you went fifth through eighth to another school.

00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:11.260
So in fifth grade, we get there. It's a brand

00:55:11.260 --> 00:55:15.219
new school. And the seventh grade chicks like

00:55:15.219 --> 00:55:17.360
started to think I was attractive and one hook

00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:19.820
up me. So I start dating the seventh grade chick

00:55:19.820 --> 00:55:24.380
dude in fifth grade in fifth grade. Damn. I'm

00:55:24.380 --> 00:55:28.750
making out with her tongue. boobs and fingering,

00:55:28.750 --> 00:55:33.150
dude, in fifth grade. What? Yes. Damn. Check

00:55:33.150 --> 00:55:37.250
this out, dude. So and again, fifth grade. I'm

00:55:37.250 --> 00:55:40.670
like, this is great, dude. Like, I still didn't

00:55:40.670 --> 00:55:45.010
bust. I didn't bust till seventh grade. OK. So

00:55:45.010 --> 00:55:49.289
I didn't even wet dream. No. So I was able to

00:55:49.289 --> 00:55:52.159
because again, I was doing all this. Plus I was

00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:54.719
trying to to smack my monkey. I just wasn't able

00:55:54.719 --> 00:55:57.239
to bust until seventh grade. I don't think you

00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:00.219
physically can maybe. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Like puberty

00:56:00.219 --> 00:56:04.900
thing or something. I don't know. So, again,

00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:07.539
fifth grade, this is all going on. And like now

00:56:07.539 --> 00:56:09.679
other people in fifth grade, like now the fifth

00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:11.699
grade girls want to know what I'm doing. So now.

00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:13.900
I'm making out with other fifth grade girls.

00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:16.760
So my fifth grade class just became sexual out

00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:18.719
of like nowhere. Like it shouldn't have happened.

00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:22.400
We were young. Jesus Christ. Once I got to seventh

00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:23.840
grade, I looked at the fifth graders like, oh,

00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:25.820
my God, they're little kids. Like, what the fuck

00:56:25.820 --> 00:56:28.280
is going on? Like, what was going on from that

00:56:28.280 --> 00:56:32.679
to here? Yeah, I loved it because I was the older

00:56:32.679 --> 00:56:35.320
check. Jesus Christ. That's that's that's like

00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:38.760
a that's like a statutory rape fucking conundrum

00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:40.699
right there. But not really, because you're not

00:56:40.699 --> 00:56:45.139
old enough to be Right. Right. I was impressing

00:56:45.139 --> 00:56:48.920
charges. My mother. So this is how crazy the

00:56:48.920 --> 00:56:52.739
story gets to. So fifth grade on my bike after

00:56:52.739 --> 00:56:55.300
school. This chick lived a couple of blocks away

00:56:55.300 --> 00:56:57.719
from me. Ride my bike through her house on her

00:56:57.719 --> 00:57:01.159
front porch, making out, bro. Hand up the fucking

00:57:01.159 --> 00:57:06.599
shirt on her front porch. My mother drives by.

00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:19.789
Oh, shit. I'm like, oh, my God. She's like, get

00:57:19.789 --> 00:57:21.550
home now. I'm like, I got my bike. She's like,

00:57:21.630 --> 00:57:24.309
throw it in the fucking trunk. I'm like, oh,

00:57:24.889 --> 00:57:28.230
my bike home, bro. She made me put the bike in

00:57:28.230 --> 00:57:31.750
the trunk. Get in the car. She's fucking so pissed,

00:57:32.070 --> 00:57:37.730
dude. So I be pissed. She calls the school. We

00:57:37.730 --> 00:57:40.369
all had. Fourth period was fucking lunch for

00:57:40.369 --> 00:57:44.550
the entire school. Mm hmm. She now had it. There

00:57:44.550 --> 00:57:47.010
was no longer fourth period lunch for the whole

00:57:47.010 --> 00:57:48.949
school. Fourth period was lunch for the fifth

00:57:48.949 --> 00:57:51.889
and sixth graders. Fifth period was lunch for

00:57:51.889 --> 00:57:54.889
the seventh and eighth graders. But she got the

00:57:54.889 --> 00:57:57.809
school separated because. Wow. Yes, dude. That's

00:57:57.809 --> 00:58:01.349
how serious this shit was. The power of a mama.

00:58:01.710 --> 00:58:04.489
There you go. But here's the deal. Now, all that

00:58:04.489 --> 00:58:07.630
made me do was figure out how to make out with

00:58:07.630 --> 00:58:10.670
this chick even sneakier because now we don't

00:58:10.670 --> 00:58:12.829
have lunch together. Now you don't do it on the

00:58:12.829 --> 00:58:16.250
front porch. You do it on the back porch. Right.

00:58:16.570 --> 00:58:18.570
So there was like really there was no way that

00:58:18.570 --> 00:58:20.489
my mother could have won in that situation. But

00:58:20.489 --> 00:58:23.550
it also like it made me go because I was doing

00:58:23.550 --> 00:58:26.030
it no matter what. So her trying to stop me wasn't

00:58:26.030 --> 00:58:27.849
going to happen. And then I just had to learn

00:58:27.849 --> 00:58:31.690
how to do shit. You know, so she. Right. But

00:58:31.690 --> 00:58:34.090
dude, that's crazy. I was like, yo, she's separate,

00:58:34.230 --> 00:58:37.349
like got the school's format changed on how great

00:58:37.349 --> 00:58:40.230
that's. Wow. Yeah. And now she'd have to go to

00:58:40.230 --> 00:58:41.550
the fucking school board and they'd be like,

00:58:41.550 --> 00:58:43.989
Oh no, don't worry about it. Yeah. Does your

00:58:43.989 --> 00:58:45.570
son think he's a cat and want to shit in the

00:58:45.570 --> 00:58:47.269
litter box? No. Okay. He's fine. Don't worry

00:58:47.269 --> 00:58:49.929
about this. No, they didn't encourage that. But

00:58:49.929 --> 00:58:53.010
if you were right, right. Um, as long as school

00:58:53.010 --> 00:58:55.449
was our school was one through five and then

00:58:55.449 --> 00:58:57.750
six through eight. And that's how it is here.

00:58:58.349 --> 00:59:00.650
My kids go to school and then, you know, nine

00:59:00.650 --> 00:59:03.809
through 12. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, that's

00:59:03.809 --> 00:59:06.090
that's I think that's the fifth having the fifth

00:59:06.090 --> 00:59:08.110
graders mixed with six, seven, the eighth graders.

00:59:08.690 --> 00:59:11.070
I don't know. That's I think they're too young

00:59:11.070 --> 00:59:13.809
to do that. Just like with your prime example,

00:59:13.829 --> 00:59:15.889
it's like, yeah, should fifth graders really

00:59:15.889 --> 00:59:17.889
be interacting with six and especially seventh

00:59:17.889 --> 00:59:20.690
graders or eighth graders? But whatever. Yeah.

00:59:20.690 --> 00:59:24.750
I mean, yeah, again, me either. But normally

00:59:24.750 --> 00:59:29.199
that's good for you, though, 100 percent. 100%.

00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:31.780
But that was the thing, dude. So from an early

00:59:31.780 --> 00:59:35.320
age, bro, I was just in it with the women from

00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:38.159
young. So it's like I was just always hanging

00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:40.199
and hooking up with chicks from a young age.

00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:42.239
So it's like I just had a good rapport with them

00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:45.579
and it helped me, you know, later in life to

00:59:45.579 --> 00:59:49.059
be this ladies man that you see. No, I'm just

00:59:49.059 --> 00:59:51.199
kidding. But it just I always had an easy way

00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:53.619
of, you know, talking to girls. Yeah. So my buddy,

00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:55.900
one of my good friends, his older brother was

00:59:55.900 --> 00:59:58.500
the guy banging the teacher in high school. Yes.

00:59:58.619 --> 01:00:00.980
And he was the fucking hero. He was the hero

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:03.159
of the fucking school. It was like this hot teacher

01:00:03.159 --> 01:00:06.960
and he was the fucking hero of the school. So

01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:10.960
we people knew and nobody. Wow. Not not in this

01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:15.750
situation somehow. Fast forward fucking 30 years

01:00:15.750 --> 01:00:18.329
that teacher the girl teacher would be in jail

01:00:18.329 --> 01:00:22.469
or probably should be but yeah but do you think

01:00:22.469 --> 01:00:24.670
as she should be dude because I remember in high

01:00:24.670 --> 01:00:29.690
school and This is no joke. Yeah my senior year

01:00:29.690 --> 01:00:33.690
I had to go to a different high school. It's

01:00:33.690 --> 01:00:35.070
a long story I'll get into that one day, but

01:00:35.070 --> 01:00:36.710
it's just too long to get into right now. Anyway,

01:00:36.710 --> 01:00:41.719
I go to different school and I swear that the

01:00:41.719 --> 01:00:44.340
senior year English teacher had a thing for me,

01:00:44.400 --> 01:00:48.820
bro. So check this out. So she gives me detention

01:00:48.820 --> 01:00:52.539
one day. So I come after school to get detention.

01:00:52.539 --> 01:00:56.380
She goes, go down to the gym room and get into

01:00:56.380 --> 01:00:59.300
your gym clothes. I'm like, what? So I have to

01:00:59.300 --> 01:01:02.360
go down to the locker room and get into a T -shirt

01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:05.199
and fucking gym shorts and go back up to the

01:01:05.199 --> 01:01:07.570
room. And she's like. All right. Now, give me

01:01:07.570 --> 01:01:12.349
50 jumping jacks. I'm like, OK. 50 push ups.

01:01:12.449 --> 01:01:15.090
He puts me through a rigmarole, dude. Just fucking

01:01:15.090 --> 01:01:17.389
doing physical stuff. I'm like, this is a little

01:01:17.389 --> 01:01:20.190
short shorts from Jim. You know it, bro. The

01:01:20.190 --> 01:01:24.449
only way to win. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Wait for your

01:01:24.449 --> 01:01:28.230
sack to fall out. 100 percent. But as it's going

01:01:28.230 --> 01:01:30.269
on, like, you know, this bitch is watching me

01:01:30.269 --> 01:01:32.530
fucking get worked up here. I'm sweating. She's

01:01:32.530 --> 01:01:34.090
liking this shit. And she was hot, dude. Her

01:01:34.090 --> 01:01:35.570
name is Miss Satin. I'm going to call her out.

01:01:35.590 --> 01:01:38.250
I don't care because it's the truth. Miss Satin,

01:01:38.309 --> 01:01:43.530
I know your name, girl. Anyway, so the whole

01:01:43.530 --> 01:01:45.510
time, I think I can hook up this chick. So I

01:01:45.510 --> 01:01:48.389
don't push the envelope. But fast forward years

01:01:48.389 --> 01:01:50.789
later, I'm telling my now ex -wife about this.

01:01:50.809 --> 01:01:53.949
I'm going to her, my ex -wife's reunion, her

01:01:53.949 --> 01:01:56.550
like 10 year fucking high school reunion. And

01:01:56.550 --> 01:01:58.190
I'm like, yo, that's miss satin. I'm like, yo,

01:01:58.269 --> 01:02:00.429
this teacher fucking used to want me, bro. She

01:02:00.429 --> 01:02:02.829
used to have me do detention, fucking do, you

01:02:02.829 --> 01:02:04.829
know, push ups and all this stuff. She's like,

01:02:04.909 --> 01:02:08.650
yeah, OK, but as we're leaving, miss satin fucking

01:02:08.650 --> 01:02:12.309
finds me and comes over and fucking kisses me

01:02:12.309 --> 01:02:16.590
tongue on the mouth. Oh, yeah, dude. And I'm

01:02:16.590 --> 01:02:20.110
like, oh, fuck her. Goodbye. And then my ex wife

01:02:20.110 --> 01:02:22.489
says, I'm like, I told you she's like that fucking

01:02:22.489 --> 01:02:26.179
bitch. But dude, so. She wanted me. I could have

01:02:26.179 --> 01:02:28.719
hooked up with her in high school. And then,

01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:30.579
you know, when I had the opportunity to do it

01:02:30.579 --> 01:02:33.079
again, I was seeing my ex at the time. But I

01:02:33.079 --> 01:02:35.440
could have been one of those kids that interesting.

01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:38.719
And my point of starting that story was it wouldn't

01:02:38.719 --> 01:02:40.760
have been fair if she got in trouble for it,

01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:42.320
because I would have been all about it. Like,

01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:44.179
in other words, if she hooked up with me when

01:02:44.179 --> 01:02:46.960
I was doing detention, I would have been all

01:02:46.960 --> 01:02:48.860
about it, dude. And then if she got in trouble

01:02:48.860 --> 01:02:51.380
for it, that wouldn't have been right. My mind.

01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:56.900
No. Yeah, I mean this it's you know, it's a perceived

01:02:56.900 --> 01:02:59.420
power dynamic because she is the authority and

01:02:59.420 --> 01:03:05.179
you are underage right So that's yeah For guy

01:03:05.179 --> 01:03:08.780
to girl I get but for a world to guy There it

01:03:08.780 --> 01:03:12.780
it's not that power struggle do like I was all

01:03:12.780 --> 01:03:15.840
about I'm like should I make a move? You know

01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:19.179
what I'm saying? Like The other way, it's creepy.

01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:21.500
If you're a guy hitting on a fucking younger

01:03:21.500 --> 01:03:25.260
girl, like there's not not only there's a physical

01:03:25.260 --> 01:03:27.860
thing that makes it creepy. You're physically

01:03:27.860 --> 01:03:31.000
bigger and stronger. And there could be like

01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:33.739
some kind of intimidation factor there. Right.

01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:37.039
When you're a fucking hot female hitting on a

01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:39.480
fucking 16 year old whose fucking dick gets hard

01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:42.000
when the wind blows a little differently, like

01:03:42.000 --> 01:03:46.489
it's not the same thing. Right. I don't know.

01:03:46.489 --> 01:03:51.530
It's a. Yeah, yeah. Interesting conundrum. So

01:03:51.530 --> 01:03:54.010
basically what I'm saying is if I have a fucking

01:03:54.010 --> 01:03:57.010
boy, I want him to be molested by his teacher.

01:03:57.250 --> 01:04:04.530
That's a hot, hot girl teacher. But yeah, anywho,

01:04:05.050 --> 01:04:09.190
just just thought I'd bring that up. So no. So

01:04:09.190 --> 01:04:11.789
just your boy had the teacher. And does he talk

01:04:11.789 --> 01:04:14.650
to her today? Like, I don't think so. No, it

01:04:14.650 --> 01:04:17.090
was it was my boy's older brother. But yeah,

01:04:17.090 --> 01:04:20.250
I don't think he I don't think they kept in contact.

01:04:20.889 --> 01:04:23.210
Was she hot? Like, I don't know. I never saw

01:04:23.210 --> 01:04:25.130
a picture of a man. Apparently she was. She was

01:04:25.130 --> 01:04:29.690
a teacher in school. So, yeah. OK, yeah, now

01:04:29.690 --> 01:04:32.190
fucking should be in trouble or at least spoken

01:04:32.190 --> 01:04:34.369
about. I always wondered, like, do anything come

01:04:34.369 --> 01:04:36.789
about? You know, the guys, the guy teachers always

01:04:36.789 --> 01:04:39.269
get mad trouble, but. I always hear like, oh,

01:04:39.309 --> 01:04:41.869
the girl's going to go to court. And then I never

01:04:41.869 --> 01:04:43.969
like hear the ending. Like, do they go to jail?

01:04:44.110 --> 01:04:46.130
They put someone in jail. It was that famous.

01:04:46.929 --> 01:04:49.730
Oh, that was their name. It was a little Filipino

01:04:49.730 --> 01:04:52.469
kid and the and the hot teacher. What the hell

01:04:52.469 --> 01:04:55.349
are their names? They she went to jail and like

01:04:55.349 --> 01:04:57.630
they had a kid and he fucking would visit her.

01:04:59.010 --> 01:05:01.670
And they were like when he was not supposed to

01:05:01.670 --> 01:05:03.570
be visiting or he would. What the hell are their

01:05:03.570 --> 01:05:06.409
names? This very famous case is like one of the

01:05:06.409 --> 01:05:10.639
first. big deal fucking hot, you know, young

01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:13.599
teacher hooking up with a high school kid. Yeah.

01:05:14.440 --> 01:05:17.599
I can't remember their names anyway. Bobby should

01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:20.320
know it, but of course not. I think they tried

01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:24.619
to get married or something afterwards and. Really

01:05:24.619 --> 01:05:29.860
worked out. Yeah. Chad, I'm going to play a song

01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:32.940
for you. And then once I do it and tell you what

01:05:32.940 --> 01:05:34.380
happened to the lead singer, you're going to

01:05:34.380 --> 01:05:38.130
be like, well, duh. Of course that happened.

01:05:38.710 --> 01:05:43.110
Laterno. See, someone's got it. Bobby, go Bobby.

01:05:45.949 --> 01:05:48.469
Daphne Lynn says Laterno. Yeah, what was her

01:05:48.469 --> 01:05:51.329
first name? All right, I'm going to play this

01:05:51.329 --> 01:05:52.630
for you real quick, Chad, and then you're going

01:05:52.630 --> 01:05:55.210
to know when I tell you what happened to the

01:05:55.210 --> 01:05:56.789
lead singer, you'll be like, duh, of course.

01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:34.099
You guys do hear this right prodigy. Oh, yes

01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:02.860
that a little bit, just to get to that. Could

01:07:02.860 --> 01:07:07.079
you ever imagine that the guy who made that song

01:07:07.079 --> 01:07:11.079
committed suicide? I heard that he committed

01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:14.780
suicide, yeah. And once I heard it, it's wild.

01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:17.960
Once I heard that he did that, I'm like, of course

01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:20.820
he did, bro. If that song is stuck inside your

01:07:20.820 --> 01:07:23.400
head, of course you're going to fucking commit

01:07:23.400 --> 01:07:30.599
suicide, bro. Like, get it out. Right. Like if

01:07:30.599 --> 01:07:33.079
you hear that shit going on in your brain, something

01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:37.139
must be wrong, dude. Like, yeah, you know. Yeah.

01:07:37.159 --> 01:07:40.719
OK, so Daphne Lynn says Mary Jo Letourneau. Do

01:07:40.719 --> 01:07:43.980
you recognize that name? Letourneau. But I'm

01:07:43.980 --> 01:07:45.840
thinking maybe I do only because of Paterno,

01:07:45.940 --> 01:07:49.539
that fucking creep from Penn State. He wasn't

01:07:49.539 --> 01:07:50.820
the creep. It was like the other guy. Paterno

01:07:50.820 --> 01:07:53.300
wasn't the creep. Yeah, he was. Papa Joe was

01:07:53.300 --> 01:07:55.579
not the creep, but he might have known. I don't

01:07:55.579 --> 01:08:01.289
know. Yeah. I don't know. But let's turn it up.

01:08:01.889 --> 01:08:05.630
Oh, I do. Yes. That was the teacher. Yes. Yes.

01:08:05.889 --> 01:08:07.710
Yes. That was a teacher. That's the teacher.

01:08:08.369 --> 01:08:11.389
And that was a boy's name anyway. They got married,

01:08:11.489 --> 01:08:14.309
apparently. And yet that bitch had to do jail

01:08:14.309 --> 01:08:18.569
time. All right. Let's because this has just

01:08:18.569 --> 01:08:20.770
been a fun show, but let's bring in Bobby for

01:08:20.770 --> 01:08:23.869
Bobby's world and get back to it. And then we'll

01:08:23.869 --> 01:08:25.689
get them all to discuss whatever else we got

01:08:25.689 --> 01:08:29.010
to talk about. It's got choir. Are they going

01:08:29.010 --> 01:08:32.029
to sing for us? No, you see this background picture?

01:08:32.149 --> 01:08:35.550
This is our fifth grade picture, actually. That's

01:08:35.550 --> 01:08:39.630
funny. This is our fifth grade. I am somewhere.

01:08:40.189 --> 01:08:42.529
I'm over here. I don't even know where I am.

01:08:42.670 --> 01:08:44.289
Instead of making it your background, dude, why

01:08:44.289 --> 01:08:47.729
don't you share it as a window so we can actually

01:08:47.729 --> 01:08:52.420
see the picture? Let me do that. We're going

01:08:52.420 --> 01:08:54.720
to have a little contest. Pick out Bobby. Yeah.

01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:56.239
And I was just going to say, why would Bobby

01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:58.359
do anything easy for us? You know what I'm saying?

01:08:58.380 --> 01:09:03.020
This is Bobby's M .O. He puts it as background.

01:09:03.079 --> 01:09:07.079
Yeah, I'm right. You see me, right? My head's

01:09:07.079 --> 01:09:13.720
in the way. Oh, he's the best. Bobby, Bobby,

01:09:13.960 --> 01:09:17.279
Bobby. Now, as you haven't let's turn it back

01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:19.460
on. So what's up, Bobby? Can you share this?

01:09:19.460 --> 01:09:21.470
Yeah, I'm bringing it up. I'm bringing it up.

01:09:21.470 --> 01:09:24.510
Hold on one second. I like the barcode thing.

01:09:24.590 --> 01:09:27.390
The fucking QR code. I just noticed that. Yeah.

01:09:27.550 --> 01:09:30.289
If you scan it, it brings this brings you to

01:09:30.289 --> 01:09:33.229
the gracious website. If it works. It's good.

01:09:34.810 --> 01:09:37.149
Got to get close enough. Yep. That's what she

01:09:37.149 --> 01:09:47.489
said. Did she? That works. Yes. Sweet. QR code,

01:09:47.529 --> 01:09:51.609
people. There we are. All right, so Jason, I

01:09:51.609 --> 01:09:54.590
do remember Mr. Doke for sure. Let me see. I

01:09:54.590 --> 01:09:58.930
see Bobby. So yeah, you have an advantage. You

01:09:58.930 --> 01:10:01.149
know what he looked like. That's true. You see

01:10:01.149 --> 01:10:03.449
me, Chad. I'm in here, too. You're in here. Oh,

01:10:04.430 --> 01:10:07.989
man. And I'm the coolest person here because

01:10:07.989 --> 01:10:10.869
I'm wearing a fucking awesome rock T -shirt.

01:10:12.909 --> 01:10:15.270
My eyes are not great. All right. Well, let me

01:10:15.270 --> 01:10:17.449
point out Bobby. Let me let me point out Bobby

01:10:17.449 --> 01:10:21.390
first. So Bobby's in the, in this middle row.

01:10:21.630 --> 01:10:26.409
So look one, two, three up. Right. Bobby's one

01:10:26.409 --> 01:10:29.310
of the black kids. Yes. Yes. Bobby's the Asian

01:10:29.310 --> 01:10:32.430
kid. No, but you see the stripe chick all the

01:10:32.430 --> 01:10:35.310
way to the left, the striped shirt, all the way

01:10:35.310 --> 01:10:38.369
to the left. Oh, it's your left. Uh, the screens

01:10:38.369 --> 01:10:40.170
left. Yeah. So if you're looking at the screen,

01:10:40.270 --> 01:10:43.210
okay. Yeah. So Bobby right there with the black

01:10:43.210 --> 01:10:46.229
black t -shirt. That's me with the black t -shirt.

01:10:46.710 --> 01:10:49.210
Uh, hold on. Go to the stripe shirt. And then

01:10:49.210 --> 01:10:51.949
go count her. And then the person behind her

01:10:51.949 --> 01:10:54.750
is two. And then that green shirt is three. And

01:10:54.750 --> 01:10:56.489
then Bobby's right to the right of the green

01:10:56.489 --> 01:11:01.310
shirt. Okay. You see areas. I think so. Yes.

01:11:01.449 --> 01:11:03.630
Yep. And then I'm looking at the right person.

01:11:03.970 --> 01:11:07.649
Bobby, use your mouse and circle your head. You

01:11:07.649 --> 01:11:09.989
see him, Chad? Oh, is there? Okay. Got it. Yes.

01:11:10.010 --> 01:11:12.210
Yep. Now, Bobby, use your mouse and circle me.

01:11:12.270 --> 01:11:16.510
Boom. That's me. And I got a, I got a door shirt

01:11:16.510 --> 01:11:18.489
on. Chad. You see that? Is that what it is? The

01:11:18.489 --> 01:11:20.170
door? Oh, I can cut. Yeah, I can see Jim Morrison.

01:11:20.329 --> 01:11:22.449
There you go. OK, you know, now do you want to?

01:11:22.609 --> 01:11:24.670
If you want, I can go through and tell you all

01:11:24.670 --> 01:11:26.529
the chicks I hooked up with in this class. And

01:11:26.529 --> 01:11:29.949
there's a lot, dude. You are all whores, by the

01:11:29.949 --> 01:11:32.550
way. I think you go to Catholic school. What

01:11:32.550 --> 01:11:36.670
the hell I did for I did for my for high school,

01:11:36.689 --> 01:11:41.229
but not for grade school. We were always trying

01:11:41.229 --> 01:11:42.569
to hook up with the Catholic Catholic school

01:11:42.569 --> 01:11:46.140
girls. Yeah, baby. Dude, I have a joke about

01:11:46.140 --> 01:11:48.800
that on stage. I said, you know, my parents sent

01:11:48.800 --> 01:11:51.380
me to a Catholic school because, you know, they

01:11:51.380 --> 01:11:54.760
wanted me to have, I forget how I word it, but

01:11:54.760 --> 01:11:56.880
basically, you know, basically, you know, less

01:11:56.880 --> 01:11:58.899
drugs on. I'm like, I got fucking laid in stone

01:11:58.899 --> 01:12:03.020
my first week. There's more to it, but basically

01:12:03.020 --> 01:12:10.340
the gist. Bobby, I guarantee nothing. What do

01:12:10.340 --> 01:12:13.100
we got for Bobby's world? Oh, I have that, I

01:12:13.100 --> 01:12:17.020
have that program I wanted to show you. Talk

01:12:17.020 --> 01:12:20.420
to us. This is a, it's called Alchemist AI. Are

01:12:20.420 --> 01:12:23.220
you still seeing my screen when I switch? No,

01:12:23.399 --> 01:12:25.960
I stopped to share. All right, hold on. Let me

01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:37.020
re -share. All right. You go to share. You could

01:12:37.020 --> 01:12:39.399
click. It's there's like three tabs at the top.

01:12:39.460 --> 01:12:42.600
It should say like Safari tab, window, entire

01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:46.180
screen. Yeah, I just I just did it. I just shared

01:12:46.180 --> 01:12:48.579
it. Hold on. I was just yeah, I was just making

01:12:48.579 --> 01:12:50.460
sure you're sharing the right thing that you

01:12:50.460 --> 01:12:55.699
want to share. Yeah. Here we go. This is this

01:12:55.699 --> 01:12:59.800
is the can you hear me? Yeah. All right. This

01:12:59.800 --> 01:13:02.579
is the website for them. Alchemist AI is the

01:13:02.579 --> 01:13:05.409
name of the program. It allows you to pretty

01:13:05.409 --> 01:13:08.890
much rate any app or game you want using just

01:13:08.890 --> 01:13:12.949
standardized code. This was my admission and

01:13:12.949 --> 01:13:15.409
you know, for a prize, they're giving prize money

01:13:15.409 --> 01:13:19.270
away. This is a game that I wrote. Oh, cool.

01:13:19.909 --> 01:13:25.590
Wow. It's only showing the Twitter window. So

01:13:25.590 --> 01:13:30.630
if you're really holding on, let me do this.

01:13:30.630 --> 01:13:46.210
Let me fix it. And here we are Yep Yeah, yes,

01:13:46.210 --> 01:13:59.210
I see Right. Yeah Watch how fast I can make this

01:13:59.210 --> 01:14:09.210
game It's so simple yet so amazing. Look, look

01:14:09.210 --> 01:14:11.090
how easy. Wait a second, hold the pause just

01:14:11.090 --> 01:14:14.550
a second, Bobby. This, I'm talking to the creators

01:14:14.550 --> 01:14:18.529
because this is a submission. It's a submission.

01:14:19.369 --> 01:14:20.949
You're fucking his, pause that a second, dude.

01:14:22.810 --> 01:14:27.229
You are hysterical, bro. First of all, you sound

01:14:27.229 --> 01:14:29.810
Zoot Suit Riot on there, bro. I want to know

01:14:29.810 --> 01:14:35.100
what you're on and can I have some? I was half

01:14:35.100 --> 01:14:39.560
asleep. You have to sleep with a couple of penises

01:14:39.560 --> 01:14:45.539
in your mouth. What else you got here Bobby?

01:15:00.040 --> 01:15:01.899
Just to write code into this or what are you

01:15:01.899 --> 01:15:04.539
writing? I don't know you just it's just text.

01:15:05.420 --> 01:15:12.420
Okay Why set me up a basic two -player what?

01:15:19.619 --> 01:15:25.500
Dude you could have This video bro. All right.

01:15:25.500 --> 01:15:27.100
All right, you know what? Let me fast forward

01:15:27.100 --> 01:15:30.770
a little bit Yeah, like so yeah get to what you

01:15:30.770 --> 01:15:32.689
want this whole thing to say and then pause it

01:15:32.689 --> 01:15:35.829
we'll read it and we'll see what all right All

01:15:35.829 --> 01:15:39.729
right Listen to you fucking type is not doing

01:15:39.729 --> 01:15:59.930
it for me And then I tell you that typing class

01:15:59.930 --> 01:16:02.310
that I took in high school. I fucking came. It

01:16:02.310 --> 01:16:05.470
comes in handy now. I wish, dude. I'm a two finger.

01:16:05.869 --> 01:16:07.489
All right. I'm going to pause it so you could

01:16:07.489 --> 01:16:11.689
read what what the instructions were. All right.

01:16:12.170 --> 01:16:14.729
So I said, I'm going to read it. Set me up a

01:16:14.729 --> 01:16:18.170
basic two player Texas hold them poker game.

01:16:18.289 --> 01:16:20.789
Each player gets two cards. They keep the cards

01:16:20.789 --> 01:16:24.270
throughout the game. There are three cards dealt.

01:16:24.489 --> 01:16:26.909
Then there is a bet on those three cards. There

01:16:26.909 --> 01:16:30.340
is next. card, one card dealt, there is another

01:16:30.340 --> 01:16:33.100
bet between the two players. There's a third

01:16:33.100 --> 01:16:37.119
card dealt and a final bet to either. Okay. So

01:16:37.119 --> 01:16:39.579
you're describing the Texas hold them just kind

01:16:39.579 --> 01:16:42.460
of verbatim. Yeah. All right. Now look, this

01:16:42.460 --> 01:16:45.020
is what it, it takes a little bit. It takes a

01:16:45.020 --> 01:16:53.079
second to come up with the code. Right. All right.

01:16:53.199 --> 01:16:55.689
So now let's see. It's loading. Yeah. This is

01:16:55.689 --> 01:16:59.670
it. That's, that's doing the, um, the large language

01:16:59.670 --> 01:17:02.729
model to do the programs. And what's it doing?

01:17:03.010 --> 01:17:05.949
Creating an app icon too. Yeah. It creates a

01:17:05.949 --> 01:17:07.869
little icon. You could change it though. You

01:17:07.869 --> 01:17:10.109
could change it. All right. So I saw you get,

01:17:10.149 --> 01:17:11.649
pause a second. Cause I got a question. So I

01:17:11.649 --> 01:17:15.130
saw you. Yeah. I saw you get basic commands to

01:17:15.130 --> 01:17:18.909
how the game would function. Yeah. Where is it

01:17:18.909 --> 01:17:24.720
drawing? It's watch it. It basically it's the

01:17:24.720 --> 01:17:27.520
AI is able to put the game together itself. It

01:17:27.520 --> 01:17:29.640
doesn't even just based on that text. Right.

01:17:29.819 --> 01:17:32.539
Just based on the text. I understand that. But

01:17:32.539 --> 01:17:34.560
I'm saying where is it pulling graphics from?

01:17:34.680 --> 01:17:36.899
Like, can you get deep into it and say, okay,

01:17:37.079 --> 01:17:41.279
now? Yeah. If you want to. Yeah. You could, you

01:17:41.279 --> 01:17:43.699
could make your own graphics. Usually helps if

01:17:43.699 --> 01:17:46.159
I finished a question before you answer it. All

01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:51.699
right. All right. Just FYI, I would say this

01:17:51.699 --> 01:17:53.859
makes this Texas hold them game and it creates

01:17:53.859 --> 01:17:56.840
graphics and you don't like, let's say the felt

01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.039
on the table. Can you say, all right, this game

01:17:59.039 --> 01:18:01.939
is good, but now that felt, I want it to be a

01:18:01.939 --> 01:18:05.199
picture of Chad Gracie's beautiful face. Absolutely.

01:18:05.199 --> 01:18:08.500
You can change all that. This is just basic.

01:18:08.859 --> 01:18:12.739
This is just basic. This is as basic as it gets.

01:18:13.140 --> 01:18:18.000
All right. Still working. All right, now it's

01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:22.500
done. All right, let's load up the game. Dude,

01:18:22.760 --> 01:18:24.939
I could have fucking built nine games already,

01:18:24.939 --> 01:18:31.819
bro, and beat them all. Magic penis game. Okay.

01:18:32.739 --> 01:18:35.560
So there's really no graphics. It's really just

01:18:35.560 --> 01:18:40.000
fucking. No. Watch, watch. Yeah. Goddamn, watch.

01:18:42.890 --> 01:18:49.390
I have no paper. See, it has deal. See how it's

01:18:49.390 --> 01:18:55.829
stealing the cards. Yeah. Now, where is it grabbing

01:18:55.829 --> 01:18:57.909
parameters from? Oh, Bobby, so pause it again.

01:18:58.510 --> 01:19:02.050
So with the way you described it. So it knows

01:19:02.050 --> 01:19:04.810
what a deck of cards is, because what if I describe

01:19:04.810 --> 01:19:08.449
a deck of cards as a fucking set of cards that

01:19:08.449 --> 01:19:11.680
has six cards in it? and you could you could

01:19:11.680 --> 01:19:14.500
you could you would just have to manually name

01:19:14.500 --> 01:19:18.119
each other cars it's using the basic parameters

01:19:18.119 --> 01:19:22.119
of things that are in in our you know known reality

01:19:22.119 --> 01:19:26.920
you know cool but this is a this is actually

01:19:26.920 --> 01:19:32.859
um a um agent an ai agent um that's that's uh

01:19:32.859 --> 01:19:37.020
you could buy um it's a crypto ai agent called

01:19:39.460 --> 01:19:44.359
Alchemist AI, right? I bought like a couple grand

01:19:44.359 --> 01:19:50.439
worth and It's been it's been going up It's been

01:19:50.439 --> 01:19:54.260
going up and it's gonna keep going up. I mean,

01:19:54.300 --> 01:19:57.760
this is a serious pro. Here's a 3d bowling I

01:19:57.760 --> 01:20:00.119
stopped your share. Let me turn back on This

01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:01.880
is one of those things that will fucking blow

01:20:01.880 --> 01:20:03.500
up because all these kids will be using it making

01:20:03.500 --> 01:20:08.060
fucking crazy games Is it sharing now? It's sharing

01:20:08.060 --> 01:20:11.739
your game still. Hold on. Let me share the bowling

01:20:11.739 --> 01:20:27.460
game. There you go. Yes. All right. Let's see

01:20:27.460 --> 01:20:31.960
now. All right. So we reset the pins. Go ball.

01:20:33.550 --> 01:20:39.050
It also has 3D. You can work in 3D. You can also

01:20:39.050 --> 01:20:44.430
add a score counter, everything. The pins are

01:20:44.430 --> 01:20:50.770
set up backwards. Bobby, what do you like about

01:20:50.770 --> 01:20:53.449
this? Because it's just the fact that it can

01:20:53.449 --> 01:20:56.229
create something very basic, encode it, and you

01:20:56.229 --> 01:21:01.720
don't have to? Pretty much. That's what's amazing

01:21:01.720 --> 01:21:05.619
about it is that you could do all the forming

01:21:05.619 --> 01:21:10.880
on the fly without anything, really. But it just

01:21:10.880 --> 01:21:13.380
seems like real basic. Like, can you can you

01:21:13.380 --> 01:21:17.159
amp it up? So in other words, like. You know,

01:21:17.600 --> 01:21:20.159
absolutely, you could add your own code, too.

01:21:20.159 --> 01:21:23.079
You could add Python code to it. You know, if

01:21:23.079 --> 01:21:25.880
you have your chat GPT, you could use chat GPT

01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:28.960
to write code. Look, I wrote these programs in

01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:35.119
Python. Here, um, a couple of days ago, um, these

01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:38.699
are just simple, simple Python programs for a

01:21:38.699 --> 01:21:43.039
clock. Let me bring the screen share up for that.

01:21:43.140 --> 01:21:48.279
Hold on one second. I'm bored. Anyway, uh, I'll

01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:50.020
let Bobby bring that up, but you're boring me,

01:21:50.720 --> 01:21:55.579
Bobby. No more Python. I like you when you're

01:21:55.579 --> 01:21:59.500
a conspiracy guy. Python. I don't know. This

01:21:59.500 --> 01:22:03.920
is a calculator, a scientific calculator in Python.

01:22:04.819 --> 01:22:06.939
You know, you could create anything you want

01:22:06.939 --> 01:22:09.159
really with coding, bro. You could create any

01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:12.340
game, any app. You could create apps that will

01:22:12.340 --> 01:22:22.359
buy and sell. Bobby. So we got, we got like eight

01:22:22.359 --> 01:22:25.979
more minutes, Bobby. but get off your coding

01:22:25.979 --> 01:22:28.899
shit and tell me something I'm interested in.

01:22:29.279 --> 01:22:32.340
Entertain me, Bobby. This is a dynamic only people

01:22:32.340 --> 01:22:33.899
that went to elementary school together could

01:22:33.899 --> 01:22:39.119
have. Right. Right. Entertain. All right. Let

01:22:39.119 --> 01:22:42.840
me think. What can I entertain you with? I don't

01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:44.920
know. You usually have some videos that blow

01:22:44.920 --> 01:22:48.500
my mind or something about fucking something,

01:22:49.279 --> 01:22:51.520
some, some conspiracy, something. Gynecologist

01:22:51.520 --> 01:22:57.000
spreading love. Come on. Yes. LA is on fire because

01:22:57.000 --> 01:23:00.060
it's going to be the next smart city in 2028.

01:23:01.479 --> 01:23:04.840
Tell me about your first sexual experience, Bobby.

01:23:05.020 --> 01:23:07.659
No. So LA, there you go. The fires. Talk to me

01:23:07.659 --> 01:23:10.359
about it. What happened? It's going to be, it's,

01:23:10.359 --> 01:23:12.640
it's, it's, that's all because it's going to,

01:23:12.640 --> 01:23:14.460
they're, they're setting it up for it to be a

01:23:14.460 --> 01:23:18.779
smart city for the 2028 Olympics. That's what

01:23:18.779 --> 01:23:22.380
I've been hearing. Yes. This is how you hear

01:23:22.380 --> 01:23:24.579
these little things. And they're like, oh, no,

01:23:24.619 --> 01:23:26.079
it's conspiracy theory. It's misinformation.

01:23:26.279 --> 01:23:28.800
All of a sudden, it's like, there it is. Fucking

01:23:28.800 --> 01:23:31.119
real. Yeah. They're doing the same thing in Maui.

01:23:31.300 --> 01:23:35.159
They're doing it in Maui. And you notice all

01:23:35.159 --> 01:23:37.380
the blue roofs and all the blue stuff doesn't

01:23:37.380 --> 01:23:40.439
burn. It's because the laser is set to a wavelength

01:23:40.439 --> 01:23:43.369
that doesn't affect blue material. There's also

01:23:43.369 --> 01:23:45.569
there's already speculators coming in and offering

01:23:45.569 --> 01:23:48.390
people money for their houses I I and I know

01:23:48.390 --> 01:23:50.670
this because someone that I know personally talked

01:23:50.670 --> 01:23:53.310
to somebody at the airport who was sitting at

01:23:53.310 --> 01:23:56.149
the bar crying because he lost her house as she

01:23:56.149 --> 01:23:58.649
said the speculators that all and this was like

01:23:58.649 --> 01:24:02.409
last week on like Wednesday or Thursday Some

01:24:02.409 --> 01:24:04.590
speculators had already come to her and everybody

01:24:04.590 --> 01:24:06.569
in her neighborhood to buy their fucking land

01:24:06.800 --> 01:24:09.380
Wow. They also think that there's there's some

01:24:09.380 --> 01:24:12.000
tunnels and stuff under L .A. They were talking

01:24:12.000 --> 01:24:13.460
about. Oh, yeah, they were talking about in relation

01:24:13.460 --> 01:24:15.220
with Diddy. Fuck. Yeah, there's all kinds of

01:24:15.220 --> 01:24:17.279
tunnels, apparently. Are they the Boeing tunnels?

01:24:17.359 --> 01:24:20.199
Because Elon Musk. No. Oh, you know, boring.

01:24:20.399 --> 01:24:22.399
I mean, not boring or the boring tunnels. No,

01:24:22.420 --> 01:24:25.079
not those different kind of tunnels. Yeah. All

01:24:25.079 --> 01:24:27.239
these crazy matches in the Beverly Hills and

01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.539
Palisades. It might have been spelled boring,

01:24:30.579 --> 01:24:34.619
but it was pronounced Boeing. So, OK. Don't ever

01:24:34.619 --> 01:24:37.039
correct me on live television, Chad. How dare

01:24:37.039 --> 01:24:41.520
you? Are we on TV? Yeah. Is this thing on? Hello,

01:24:41.680 --> 01:24:49.859
I'm Tupac. I want to blow. He was spread misinformation.

01:24:50.079 --> 01:24:52.380
It's called boring. God damn it. California.

01:24:53.100 --> 01:24:55.399
Now that really changes that song, dude. He was

01:24:55.399 --> 01:24:59.420
talking about. Oh, my God. He was wearing fucking

01:24:59.420 --> 01:25:02.220
pink panties and fucking singing about dudes,

01:25:02.239 --> 01:25:04.250
bro. I can't wait until these lists come out.

01:25:04.390 --> 01:25:06.210
I want the lists. Come in the lists. Come on.

01:25:06.210 --> 01:25:09.390
It has to be January 20th. Tupac was gayer than

01:25:09.390 --> 01:25:12.149
Bobby. What, Bobby? The Will Smith picture. You

01:25:12.149 --> 01:25:15.829
saw that? What? With him blowing Tupac? No, when

01:25:15.829 --> 01:25:19.890
he was doing his, his, uh, his star, his star

01:25:19.890 --> 01:25:23.449
where he was doing the hand prints. Where he

01:25:23.449 --> 01:25:25.250
was shitting on the star, David. Oh dude, he

01:25:25.250 --> 01:25:28.850
looked gay as shit, bro. Right, right. Pull it

01:25:28.850 --> 01:25:31.560
up, man. Let's see this. I didn't see this. Chad,

01:25:31.680 --> 01:25:33.920
wait till you see this, dude. Will Smith is fucking

01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:37.239
bent over putting his hands in the cement. And

01:25:37.239 --> 01:25:39.199
I'm going to call it cement because that's the

01:25:39.199 --> 01:25:41.939
way he's waiting for some seamen to come behind

01:25:41.939 --> 01:25:44.439
him. You know, it's the best, dude. And he's

01:25:44.439 --> 01:25:46.939
like, fucking hands in there all smile. Oh, it's

01:25:46.939 --> 01:25:49.800
great, dude. And then you play the Tupac video

01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:53.539
afterwards, bro. And we made our first gay rapper.

01:25:53.560 --> 01:25:55.939
That was the tension. Wasn't Jada Pinkett Smith

01:25:55.939 --> 01:25:59.739
looking out with Tupac. It was Will. Oh, shit.

01:26:00.430 --> 01:26:05.270
I have to do it. It's in my Facebook. Hold on.

01:26:05.270 --> 01:26:07.229
I'm going to have to go to my Facebook. Dude,

01:26:07.229 --> 01:26:10.970
watch me pull it up before Bobby. I have the

01:26:10.970 --> 01:26:14.170
video of it, so. Oh, I was just doing picture,

01:26:14.289 --> 01:26:21.789
bro. You want the picture, bro? AI search. I

01:26:21.789 --> 01:26:25.010
got it. You got it already? You got it? All right,

01:26:25.050 --> 01:26:28.090
you got it. All right. Yeah, this will work.

01:26:29.190 --> 01:26:31.909
It's it's not the one I saw was better, but this

01:26:31.909 --> 01:26:39.130
will work. Where are you? Oh, duh. I'm getting

01:26:39.130 --> 01:26:43.369
as bad as Bobby here. I will now window. I'm

01:26:43.369 --> 01:26:45.050
going to have to do this. It's going to look

01:26:45.050 --> 01:26:51.520
wacky for a second. Yeah. Can you see it? Oh,

01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:56.579
my God. He's got that back arch and everything.

01:26:56.760 --> 01:26:58.619
Yeah, dude. Look at him here. They asked down

01:26:58.619 --> 01:27:00.819
a little bit there, buddy. Dear and headlights

01:27:00.819 --> 01:27:03.960
over here, bro. He's like, come on to pack. Give

01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:08.699
it to big daddy. That arch. Jesus. Yeah, man.

01:27:09.659 --> 01:27:12.939
Stop screen share. And it's that easy, Bobby.

01:27:16.739 --> 01:27:21.050
I can't wait till I. A .I. is smart enough to

01:27:21.050 --> 01:27:25.550
replace Bobby. That's really what Bobby there

01:27:25.550 --> 01:27:32.489
is. The Internet issues here, too, today. My

01:27:32.489 --> 01:27:34.989
first large language model is going to be called

01:27:34.989 --> 01:27:41.109
Bobby GPT. And did you find the picture? Yeah.

01:27:41.189 --> 01:27:44.620
Where have you been, bro? You missed it. Wow.

01:27:44.620 --> 01:27:46.779
I cut out. I cut out my internet. I already put

01:27:46.779 --> 01:27:49.000
it up. We had a discussion about it arching the

01:27:49.000 --> 01:27:51.420
back too much there. Well, anyway, but yeah,

01:27:51.420 --> 01:27:56.239
he was pushing it out, right? I say goodbye to

01:27:56.239 --> 01:27:59.079
the audience because we got an early show ending

01:27:59.079 --> 01:28:00.880
now. And then Chad and I are going to say goodbye.

01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:03.500
So go ahead. Goodbye. Have a good day, guys.

01:28:03.619 --> 01:28:05.159
Have a good one. Have a good one. Thank you,

01:28:05.159 --> 01:28:07.899
everybody, for watching. Peace in the Middle

01:28:07.899 --> 01:28:13.029
East. The one and only Bobby, folks. I used to

01:28:13.029 --> 01:28:15.109
call him Bobby. Daphne Lynn says, LOL, don't

01:28:15.109 --> 01:28:18.789
replace Bobby. Never, never. Even once we actually

01:28:18.789 --> 01:28:21.109
do replace him with somebody who works, Bobby

01:28:21.109 --> 01:28:25.149
will still be here. When we actually have somebody

01:28:25.149 --> 01:28:27.510
who will do Bobby's job, Bobby will still be

01:28:27.510 --> 01:28:31.550
here. He will be the, the shows. Yeah. I'm going

01:28:31.550 --> 01:28:34.369
to put that up. Daphne, your comment is on the

01:28:34.369 --> 01:28:37.350
screen. I want to give a big shout out to Daphne

01:28:37.350 --> 01:28:38.770
too, by the way. She's awesome. She's been with

01:28:38.770 --> 01:28:43.039
us from the beginning. What's up, Daphne? Shout

01:28:43.039 --> 01:28:45.079
out. Thank you for being here. We appreciate

01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:48.199
it. And she's trekking in all the way from Shit

01:28:48.199 --> 01:28:51.539
Town. I believe I believe she's from Shit Town.

01:28:51.680 --> 01:28:54.779
Oh, she's from York. Yeah. A fellow Shit Towner.

01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:58.939
Yes. What else? What else? What else? So, yeah,

01:28:58.939 --> 01:29:02.659
by the way, so a lot of fun stuff coming up.

01:29:03.340 --> 01:29:05.699
We are having future guests. We're just being

01:29:05.699 --> 01:29:08.060
a little. choosier with our guests. We're going

01:29:08.060 --> 01:29:09.500
to do some fun stuff, Chad. I've been thinking

01:29:09.500 --> 01:29:11.859
I want to get a prostitute on here. I want to

01:29:11.859 --> 01:29:14.720
get a fucking firefighter. I want to get a fucking,

01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:19.000
you know, a mechanic like people that fucking

01:29:19.000 --> 01:29:21.340
have some jobs. And I want to know, you know,

01:29:21.420 --> 01:29:24.220
all about whether it's prostitution, fucking

01:29:24.220 --> 01:29:26.819
drug dealers, all that shit. Oh, man. Well, fuck

01:29:26.819 --> 01:29:29.180
it. Why not get some cartel members on here?

01:29:29.539 --> 01:29:35.390
Yes. Yes, dude. One hundred percent. But yeah,

01:29:35.390 --> 01:29:37.630
we got fun stuff planned. The show's only going

01:29:37.630 --> 01:29:40.810
to get better and better and better and get ready

01:29:40.810 --> 01:29:48.409
2025. We're coming for you. Let me end this somehow.

01:29:49.329 --> 01:29:52.109
Bye everyone. See you next week.