The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 072 - Joey Gaynor

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We are live, Mr. Gracey Show 72. Hey, hey, hey.

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What up? Welcome back, dude. Thank you. I was

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convalescing last week. Sick as a dog. Did you

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catch the show? I fucked with the audience. I

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said that you and I fought. You were fired. Bobby

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was fired. I heard this. I didn't watch it, but

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I heard. And then why not take advantage? Yeah,

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come on. Hell, yeah. Yeah. Mike, we are live

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chat. Oh, Chad's not here. He is fired. Daphne

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was like, what? Oh, my God. Daphne was freaking

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out. We got a cool show on today, though. Cool

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guest coming on, Mr. Joey Gaynor. He is in the

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green room right now, chilling back there. He

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is a actor, writer, comedian, done some cool

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stuff in his life. So we're going to learn all

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about him, have some fun, call him a veteran

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of the industry. He's been around for a long

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time, which is a long time. Yeah, done stuff

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for terrestrial radio. If you folks out there

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remember what that was. terrestrial radio, old

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terrestrial radio. Yes, that used to be the only

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radio. Yeah. Remember when you had just am dude,

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that's fucking where it got real squirrely. Let

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me see if I can bring this up. Share window.

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Oh, if I share the window, it won't play the

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fucking sound. Bobby, do me a favor. Pull up.

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Look up the Selena Gomez crying video because

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I have it. I'm going to go right into it. Oh,

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yeah. I have an article on it for the for my

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news section, but it won't play the sound. So

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the first thing I want to say about all these

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people that are crying about removing all these

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actual criminals, like they're not just they

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didn't just come in criminally, you know, illegal

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to cross the border. But. They're actual rapists,

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murderers, child molesters. They're rounding

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up the worst of the worst. Gang members, worst

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of the worst. That's who's going first. And now

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you have Selena Gomez. Like, well, first of all,

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you never heard any of these people crying when

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Obama deported millions of people. None of them

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crying. None of them said a goddamn word. So

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if it's okay for your God Obama to do it, why

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is it not okay now? Why is it inhumane and all

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this bullshit they make up? It's just like, shut

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your mouth. It's getting done. They're here illegally.

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Period. Bye. Later. See ya. I don't understand

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what her deal is anyway. I mean, like you just

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said, they're here illegally. So it's it's it

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right then. You know, it is what it is. Why would

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you want people here? Let's just say they're

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all good until you round them up and know, like,

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and look into their background and stuff. You

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don't know. So it's like, why would you want

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people here that you have no info on? I would

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rather round them up, get them out, have them

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come in legally. And then, boom, we know who's

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here. We know if they're criminals, rapists,

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all that jazz. He's worth 100 million dollars,

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lives in her mansion. None of these people can

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get to her. They're all in the neighborhoods

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with the regular people who have to deal with

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them and their crime and their fucking bullshit.

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And plus. Just the amount of freebies they got

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from the U .S. government is ridiculous. It's

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insane. Yeah. And meanwhile, you know, people

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are living paycheck to paycheck or no paycheck,

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fucking having a hard time feeding their family.

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And people are living in hotels, getting cell

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phones, getting all that jazz. Bobby's got this

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video for us. Sweet. All right, get out laughing.

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Yeah. Oh, this is Bob. Look, Bobby, look for

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one where it's all video. You know, you could

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actually like play it and check it out before

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you put it up on there. It's like a like a two

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minute thing. Yeah, it's this whole thing. But

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not, you know, the. Yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm so

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sorry. I think I think her dad's Mexican or mom's

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white first. It's like she's born here. It's

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like shut up. What are you doing? Gomez. How

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like how do these people literally they it's

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not like they get on and they and they start

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they obviously start crying before they got on

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or fake crying, whatever they're doing. It's

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just it's so fucking ridiculous, man. It's like

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you're either stupid because they're deporting

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actual illegal people or people that are committed

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crimes. That's the rule they're concentrating

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on right now. Right. Or you're just doing this

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for show and acting. Either way, it's bullshit.

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Right. Well, before you play about that, that's

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exactly what it is. Like you're coming across

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incoherent. Your words aren't you're not being

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eloquent. If you were serious about this, you

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would gather your emotions together. write down

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something serious and then put it out eloquently

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and actually state your case. This is a strict

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cry for attention. And look at me. Look at me.

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Just look insane, too. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm

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so vigilant in being so upset over this deportation

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that get the fuck out of here. Good, Bobby, close

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that and play it up. This moron, I feel more

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confident. This is me and I love it. I have lost

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41 pounds. Oh, of course you get some CNN. So

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we got to lower that while it's playing through

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and then. Yeah, baby, got to love ads, got to

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love ads. CNN, CNN, Acosta's out. He got fucking

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brutalized by who was the Birchett? I think his

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name was. Oh, I don't know. I think his name

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is Birchett, something Senator or Congressman

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Birchett. He was. There we go. We'll talk about

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it. Only people are getting attacked, children.

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They don't understand. I think that this is an

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issue for some people that is extreme. And you

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never will understand, bitch. Bobby, do you have

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the one I sent, the black dude making fun of

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all these people, but saying all the positive

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shit he's doing? That one's fucking great. That's

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the best, man. Do you have it, Bobby? I think

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I sent it to you on Instagram. You got that by

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Bay. I turned them on for a second. No problem.

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Yeah, we got to play that one some point here.

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When you have it up, it's fucking great. So funny.

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Oh, I should play this for our audience while

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Bobby's looking for that something light hearted.

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is sexy, dude. He is really come a long way.

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Oh, that's right. He's all buff. He is all buff

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and Jack. He looked at the butt on that one.

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Yeah. Look at the fun bags on that hose. And

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I I watched some kind of documentary. He like

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went off the deep end and I think was like crystal

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meth in it out for a while. And have you seen

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pictures of his former girlfriend who's on the

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streets now? No, she she was a hot model fitness

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model. She's and he got her in all kinds of drugs.

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She lives on the fucking streets in L .A. like

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in Skid Row. Oof, oof, oof, sad. Yeah, man. What

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do you know? Well, I mean, God, well, as I say,

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you got to kind of be in that light where you

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could have went that way and avoided it. Because

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I was gonna say it's easy. You could see how

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somebody could kind of gravitate towards that

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when you're out with models all the time, you're

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partying, drinking, you know, you got some celebrity

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drugs. I just was not into it. No, thanks. Yeah,

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thank God, too, because you never know. Here,

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I got a fuck Mary kill for you. And you're gay.

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You're gay. You're gay in this fuck Mary kill.

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Damn it. Fuck Mary kill. Ed Kowalczyk, Chad Taylor,

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Patrick Dahlheimer. Yeah. Wow. You got to fucking

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do that one. Yep. I'll give you mine afterwards

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and then I'll tell you why. Oh, I don't even

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want to answer that. I know that's been a litigation

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I got to worry about, so I'm not answering this.

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All right. Well, I'm going to. Ideally, I would

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marry Patrick because I just think he's like

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the cooler one out there would have been my thing

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for Mary. Yes. OK, but I'm going to marry Ed

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so I could divorce him and take all his money.

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I'm going to kill Chad Taylor. Just why not?

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And I'm going to fuck Patrick. That was too close

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to home. Yeah, I knew it was, but I had to had

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to put it out there, folks. What else? I got

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a bunch of cool stuff for us. Oh, Bobby, do me

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a favor. There was some Blockbuster store that

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was open, like, way past the other Blockbuster

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stores I heard about. Yeah, it was in Oregon.

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Like, for a while after, like, what the hell

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was going on there? Oh, for years, like decades

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after. I think it's finally closed, but yeah,

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I think it was in Bend, Oregon. That's freaking

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funny, man. Last one. Last one standing. Oh,

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I got a funny story. Well, it's not really funny,

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dude. I was just thinking about it the other

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day and I'm like, I should talk about this on

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the podcast. When I was like 17, 18, I used to

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get pop from this lady in the town I lived in

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and she was like an older lady. She had kids.

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I feel like she was on like, you know, like government

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assistance and shit. Like the house was just

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kind of crazy. But she was this big old fat lady

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like I'm talking could have been on like my 600

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pound fucking life or whatever those shows are

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and You would go in to get the weed and like

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she would make you like smoke a bowl with her

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and stuff Hold on Bobby with that. I'm sharing

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a second And she had this dog and this dog was

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cool with people coming in but the moment you

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went to leave This dog would fucking go nuts,

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like rabied, fucking foaming at the mouth, going

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to eat you every time you would go leave. You

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walk in there. No problem. The moment you went

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for that door, dude, it was the scariest fucking

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thing in the world. Joe on your ass, huh? Yes.

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I have no idea how I found this lady, like how

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I figured out she was a pot dealer and all that

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jazz. But I remember I used to shit my pants

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every time I had to go because I mean, there

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were times where like, you know, they would hold

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the dog and then at times it would break away.

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Somebody would have to jump on it. Like it was

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close call numerous times. So every time I'd

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go, dude, I would shit my pants. I'm thinking

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about I'm like, you're a fucking idiot, bro.

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Like now you would never catch me doing that.

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Like I could I would not smoke weed. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. But back then I'm like, what the fuck?

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And To this day, I have no idea like what the

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dog's deal was. Like, why would it allow you

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in the house? But then when you go to leave,

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I was just going to say it's like reverse behavior

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that you think it would attack you when you came

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in. Right. It was so creepy, dude. And she was

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strange, man. Like she's like a 40 year old lady.

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She's got like younger kids in the school district

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and she's just selling weed to everybody in town.

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It was fucking strange. Better. I think the better

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story is what you need to figure out is how the

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fuck you found her. Yeah. The first time you

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went to the house, what was that like? Well,

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that's from the moment the first time it happened.

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So it was like immediately scared from time one.

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I just remember how the I think I worked at a

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sub shop. Maybe she came in and blah, blah, blah,

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blah, blah. I mean, that would be the only thing

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I could think of as other than that, like I wasn't

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running in her circles. But crazy, dude, crazy,

00:14:39.309 --> 00:14:42.820
crazy wild. Wild. Like, what the fuck? Like,

00:14:42.899 --> 00:14:45.179
I can see if you if I was like a crackhead or

00:14:45.179 --> 00:14:47.259
needed to get heroin, like put myself in that

00:14:47.259 --> 00:14:49.480
predicament. But for weed, I'm thinking like,

00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:53.039
you're an idiot. All right, let's bring on our

00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:59.000
next guest, Mr. Joey Gainer. Oh, after. Oh, yeah.

00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:00.100
Yeah, Bobby. Sorry about that. We're going to

00:15:00.100 --> 00:15:02.360
play that afterwards. Bob, it's around time.

00:15:03.659 --> 00:15:08.559
Mr. Joey Gainer. Can you hear me? I can hear

00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:13.320
her. Yeah, can you do me a favor go into the

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settings and there should be an audio option

00:15:17.419 --> 00:15:28.460
and then click the There we go, I think we're

00:15:28.460 --> 00:15:40.179
good Yes I don't think I need them. I'm going

00:15:40.179 --> 00:15:44.620
to my sound settings now. OK. And it doesn't

00:15:44.620 --> 00:15:47.179
look like I'm going to need them. It's not the

00:15:47.179 --> 00:15:50.860
bleeding or anything. Sure. Whatever works. There

00:15:50.860 --> 00:15:53.220
you go. I'm going to take them off, you know.

00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:57.059
Boom. And first of all, just you guys don't drop

00:15:57.059 --> 00:16:00.919
enough F -bombs. I'm pissed off. More fucking

00:16:00.919 --> 00:16:04.179
F -bombs on this show. Woo! That's what we brought

00:16:04.179 --> 00:16:06.610
you on for, Joe. No, what you sound it like,

00:16:06.789 --> 00:16:09.269
it sounded like I was at my cousin Mike's house,

00:16:09.909 --> 00:16:14.169
my uncle Emilio's house, you know, and on Christmas

00:16:14.169 --> 00:16:15.809
or New Year's or Easter, when they're playing

00:16:15.809 --> 00:16:18.450
cards and the grownups are in the kitchen, we're

00:16:18.450 --> 00:16:20.330
in the living room and all you can hear is, the

00:16:20.330 --> 00:16:23.889
fucking five, I'm gonna go to the school, you

00:16:23.889 --> 00:16:28.830
know, that's pretty at home here. By the way,

00:16:29.409 --> 00:16:32.590
I was listening to you guys talk about the deportation.

00:16:32.590 --> 00:16:36.049
I live in Tucson. And there's a detention center

00:16:36.049 --> 00:16:40.769
about five miles from me. Oh, wow. This this

00:16:40.769 --> 00:16:44.210
state is not crazy like other states. When they

00:16:44.210 --> 00:16:46.370
get people, they pretty much bring them back

00:16:46.370 --> 00:16:50.330
on a bus. And I don't know why they're flying

00:16:50.330 --> 00:16:52.190
them, because two sons would setting them back

00:16:52.190 --> 00:16:56.320
by bus. I mean, it's anyway. but it's really

00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:58.559
funny. Let's use regular airlines. A regular

00:16:58.559 --> 00:17:01.480
airline, if you do that, it's $8 ,000. A military

00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:05.200
plane's $800 ,000. Somebody sit down with a pen

00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:11.680
and pad, will you? Clinton did. Clinton sat down

00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:13.319
and led him and asked him, how did you balance

00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:15.079
the budget? He said, well, it took a pad and

00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:18.119
a pen. And I sat down and balanced the budget.

00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:21.160
He figured out. So come on, man. You've already

00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:23.599
blown a lot of money here. I don't care who won

00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:26.869
the election. I do. But I don't. It's over. The

00:17:26.869 --> 00:17:29.869
point is, I'm glad there's no people going, I

00:17:29.869 --> 00:17:32.170
don't know who to vote for. I can't find the

00:17:32.170 --> 00:17:35.029
information. I don't know who to vote for. Oh,

00:17:35.069 --> 00:17:37.170
you can't find the information on the candidates?

00:17:37.509 --> 00:17:40.710
No. Oh, how big was P. Diddy's dick size? Oh,

00:17:41.250 --> 00:17:43.150
nine inches, just one on the way, I walked it

00:17:43.150 --> 00:17:45.910
up. He had baby oil. Oh, but you can't find me.

00:17:46.430 --> 00:17:49.289
Anyway. Well, I'm afraid now I've only had seven

00:17:49.289 --> 00:17:52.279
coffees, you know. Let's go. They're moving the

00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.220
house in next door to me or something. I don't

00:17:54.220 --> 00:17:58.559
know. I know. Seriously, I live in a mobile home,

00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:01.519
one of those communities, and they're moving

00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:04.940
in a new house. Ah, so you have all that background.

00:18:05.420 --> 00:18:09.160
So I feel like we have Joey for president coming

00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:12.099
up then, because yeah, I'm old enough to run.

00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:15.099
I'm going to be 70 now in this country. You have

00:18:15.099 --> 00:18:19.259
to be like my age to run with your younger. Apparently.

00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.460
And I want to pick a real young dumb comic to

00:18:22.460 --> 00:18:27.359
run with me. Hey, there you go. That's me. Well,

00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:30.359
I guess. But you could seem you seem to talk

00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.099
well and walk well. So I don't know if you're

00:18:32.099 --> 00:18:34.920
qualified to be present. All right. Yeah, I take

00:18:34.920 --> 00:18:38.160
my vitamins and what's that? Previgin bullshit.

00:18:38.259 --> 00:18:42.140
I don't take it. I got type two diabetes. I take

00:18:42.140 --> 00:18:44.000
whatever the doctor tells me to take it. I stop

00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.720
worrying about it. I don't have any worms in

00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:51.140
my head. I've never eaten roadkill. And my father

00:18:51.140 --> 00:18:54.920
died in 1963, exactly two days before John Kennedy

00:18:54.920 --> 00:18:58.839
was shot. Conspiracy theories. I'm still wondering

00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:03.450
what did he know? Are you saying that your dad

00:19:03.450 --> 00:19:06.450
maybe was part of those last words to me was

00:19:06.450 --> 00:19:10.769
I'll be back Saturday from Dallas. Wow. Wow.

00:19:11.289 --> 00:19:13.710
No, I believe you, Joey. What am I? Woody Harrelson.

00:19:13.869 --> 00:19:17.849
I believe this man. I just opened up a can of

00:19:17.849 --> 00:19:21.349
worms here. Conspiracy theory coming at you.

00:19:23.670 --> 00:19:27.029
Watch out. Good conspiracy theory. Open up a

00:19:27.029 --> 00:19:30.349
can of tomato sauce of homemade tomato sauce

00:19:30.349 --> 00:19:34.500
out of a jar. That's conspiracy. I'm half Italian,

00:19:34.839 --> 00:19:37.579
so, you know, the other half Irish. I also have

00:19:37.579 --> 00:19:39.960
Latino blood, but that's on the bumper of my

00:19:39.960 --> 00:19:44.569
car. Police matter. And we are. I don't want

00:19:44.569 --> 00:19:46.869
innocent people getting involved here on the

00:19:46.869 --> 00:19:49.329
chat or something. So, you know, Joey, I actually

00:19:49.329 --> 00:19:52.650
have Latinos in my family tree and they're still

00:19:52.650 --> 00:19:54.710
hang still hanging from it, dude. So I'm not

00:19:54.710 --> 00:19:56.970
really into your joke about the bumper in the

00:19:56.970 --> 00:19:59.329
blood. So the truth is that the God's honest

00:19:59.329 --> 00:20:02.769
truth is I have in our family. We have Irish,

00:20:03.009 --> 00:20:08.990
Italian, German, Polish, Scottish. We have Filipino,

00:20:08.990 --> 00:20:13.609
Spanish, Japanese. We have. Just about everything

00:20:13.609 --> 00:20:16.789
but black. And if Nicki Minaj would drop that

00:20:16.789 --> 00:20:20.049
fucking straining order, we'd have black in my

00:20:20.049 --> 00:20:24.490
family. There you go. But no, we have an array

00:20:24.490 --> 00:20:27.529
of people, and we're a melting pot in America.

00:20:27.829 --> 00:20:30.490
Just show up and just don't... Look, my grandfather

00:20:30.490 --> 00:20:36.150
got here in 1899. Geez. He didn't get his citizenship

00:20:36.150 --> 00:20:41.609
papers until 2019. and he worked every day. He

00:20:41.609 --> 00:20:44.609
was a porter in a fucking bowling alley because

00:20:44.609 --> 00:20:46.930
they wouldn't give Italians great jobs, you know.

00:20:46.970 --> 00:20:48.730
They wouldn't give the Irish great job. They

00:20:48.730 --> 00:20:51.130
gave a shit. They gave the Jews shitty jobs.

00:20:51.170 --> 00:20:53.890
That's why we, you know, so when black people

00:20:53.890 --> 00:20:56.069
get angry, I understand it, man. You know, you

00:20:56.069 --> 00:20:58.829
look back at how everybody got treated when they

00:20:58.829 --> 00:21:01.609
came here. They were brought here. They didn't

00:21:01.609 --> 00:21:06.009
just decide to get here, you know, but the only

00:21:06.009 --> 00:21:08.220
thing I've actually ever... agreed with Donald

00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:11.220
Trump about. And it's very funny is what he said.

00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.299
People come here from their country because it's

00:21:14.299 --> 00:21:16.259
a shithole. And I said, well, that's not the

00:21:16.259 --> 00:21:19.759
way to say it. Yeah, you're right. Because nobody

00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:22.319
comes here going, oh, I used to love when I was

00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:24.759
a kid and we'd have immigrants move in and they'd

00:21:24.759 --> 00:21:26.940
say, oh, my country's better. Well, why are you

00:21:26.940 --> 00:21:30.019
here? Right. Right. You know. Oh, well, well,

00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:32.470
you know. He is often not very eloquent, but

00:21:32.470 --> 00:21:34.950
he says it's not. But you know, we're just we're

00:21:34.950 --> 00:21:38.049
all just Americans trying to trying to find eggs.

00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.930
I think we all agree that we like legal immigration.

00:21:41.250 --> 00:21:43.450
We are fine. Yeah, I don't have a problem with

00:21:43.450 --> 00:21:45.369
legal immigration. I mean, there's some of my

00:21:45.369 --> 00:21:47.289
friends. I've got to sneak them in and out because

00:21:47.289 --> 00:21:52.589
we got business. But we're all just squirrels

00:21:52.589 --> 00:21:54.769
trying to get a nut to move that. But you know

00:21:54.769 --> 00:21:57.289
that we're all just nuts trying to eat squirrels.

00:21:57.289 --> 00:22:02.410
We're not. That's true. You have to watch the

00:22:02.410 --> 00:22:05.170
alienation channel to get all the answers. So

00:22:05.170 --> 00:22:07.690
wait, Joe, you're in Tucson, Arizona now? Yes,

00:22:07.690 --> 00:22:11.490
I've been I came here. I'm writing my book and

00:22:11.490 --> 00:22:17.049
I wanted to. L .A. was really getting crazy.

00:22:17.670 --> 00:22:21.069
Rents were going so high that. Yeah, nuts. I

00:22:21.069 --> 00:22:27.890
mean, and again. A lot of that comes from. in

00:22:27.890 --> 00:22:32.230
the 90s, certain entities came to this country

00:22:32.230 --> 00:22:34.750
started buying up everything and buying up people's

00:22:34.750 --> 00:22:38.670
houses and just shot the rents up. And it just

00:22:38.670 --> 00:22:41.509
got worse and worse. Are those Jewish people?

00:22:41.730 --> 00:22:45.210
No, no, no, no, no. These were people from China

00:22:45.210 --> 00:22:50.720
or Iran or. I live in Irvine, so I don't know

00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:52.960
about Chinese. I lived in Whittier. I lived in

00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:55.339
California 47 years. I lived in Whittier, then

00:22:55.339 --> 00:22:59.019
I lived in Sherman Oaks and then Van Nuys. And

00:22:59.019 --> 00:23:05.200
the homeless thing got, so, you know, look, you

00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:07.559
go back to look when it started. It started during

00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:09.720
the Reagan administration. He signed a bill to

00:23:09.720 --> 00:23:12.000
take all the funding away from them. Let's put

00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:15.299
it out there. The nuthouses, I'm sorry, but the

00:23:15.299 --> 00:23:18.579
asylums. and whatever, and these people got dumped

00:23:18.579 --> 00:23:20.660
on the street and they still have nowhere to

00:23:20.660 --> 00:23:23.940
go. And you can blame Reagan for writing and

00:23:23.940 --> 00:23:25.980
signing the bill, but you can also blame every

00:23:25.980 --> 00:23:28.859
fucking president since and every body of the

00:23:28.859 --> 00:23:30.880
Senate and the House who have not reversed it,

00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:33.480
changed it, done anything about it. They just

00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:36.279
keep going, oh, we got a homeless and it's terrible.

00:23:36.599 --> 00:23:40.619
Well, you know, and it's gotten crazy there.

00:23:43.109 --> 00:23:45.910
Anyway, I moved here, the most unambitious town

00:23:45.910 --> 00:23:50.369
in America and you saw. No, it's a great little

00:23:50.369 --> 00:23:52.150
town. I'm having a good time here. I just got

00:23:52.150 --> 00:23:55.950
back from California. I did a weekend there and

00:23:55.950 --> 00:23:59.650
in Hemet. Hemet. Good old Hemet. All right. Reason

00:23:59.650 --> 00:24:04.410
why I brought it up, Joey, is June 1st. Celebrity

00:24:04.410 --> 00:24:07.109
Sports is hosting its first event in Tucson.

00:24:07.569 --> 00:24:09.839
Celebrity flag football. Maybe you want to go

00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:11.279
check that out, see if you can get involved.

00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:15.799
Triller TV presents it. Oh, cool. Pippi Longstocking

00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:17.819
is going to be there. Tammy Aaron, Jeremy Jackson

00:24:17.819 --> 00:24:20.160
from Baywatch, a bunch of cool people. I wonder

00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:22.279
if they want Frankie to rap from First and Ten,

00:24:22.380 --> 00:24:24.740
the most hated character the show ever had. Four

00:24:24.740 --> 00:24:27.819
episodes of people wanted to murder me. That's

00:24:27.819 --> 00:24:30.000
what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm walking down the street

00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:32.240
in my First and Ten jacket after the show came

00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:36.440
out and guys would drive up. Slow down and start

00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:41.160
yelling. I saw what you did, you mother. I mean,

00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.940
it's a show. They're like wrestling fans, you

00:24:43.940 --> 00:24:48.440
know. Yeah. Speaking of, you mind if I show a

00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:52.480
picture of. Oh, go for it. All right. Cool. That's

00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:57.880
why I sent them. Oh, Adam. But where did it?

00:24:58.180 --> 00:25:05.099
OK. Dr. D. David Schultz. Well. That's great.

00:25:05.380 --> 00:25:09.579
Well, no. Yeah, go ahead. You're looking at is

00:25:09.579 --> 00:25:14.640
New Year's Eve, 1980 into 81. We'll start from

00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:17.779
the right here with this gentleman. That's very

00:25:17.779 --> 00:25:21.299
young Dice Clay. You know who he looks like,

00:25:21.400 --> 00:25:25.099
Joey, or who looks like him here? Who's that?

00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:28.059
Have you ever heard of Kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe?

00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:30.119
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird.

00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:34.119
we just noticed that hang out but we've met right

00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:39.519
um then that's andy letterer andrew j letterer

00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:42.720
actor comedian writer he's in new york now the

00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:45.339
fella with the mustache the big guy that's freddy

00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:47.940
asparagus you everybody remembers him as the

00:25:47.940 --> 00:25:52.579
bartender in three amigos oh wow yeah he's also

00:25:52.579 --> 00:25:58.430
uh baby hernandez in havana and uh The sidekick

00:25:58.430 --> 00:26:02.809
of Andy Garcia in 8 Million Ways to Die. We were

00:26:02.809 --> 00:26:05.910
a comedy team. We were stand -ups, but we also

00:26:05.910 --> 00:26:08.910
had a comedy thing we put together. And we would

00:26:08.910 --> 00:26:13.329
do this wrestling bit where I was the manager

00:26:13.329 --> 00:26:16.109
taking advantage of the wrestler that didn't

00:26:16.109 --> 00:26:19.049
speak English. And it was actually hysterical.

00:26:19.950 --> 00:26:22.210
Was this anything to do with that or no? No,

00:26:22.210 --> 00:26:26.730
this came later. It's so funny. 1984, I was at

00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:30.410
a wrestling show in Los Angeles at the Olympic

00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:33.230
auditorium. And Adrian Adonis came out and I

00:26:33.230 --> 00:26:35.930
started to chant, because he was stomping around

00:26:35.930 --> 00:26:38.349
in his black leather jacket and all that stuff.

00:26:38.809 --> 00:26:42.809
And being a wrestling fan at the time, knowing

00:26:42.809 --> 00:26:47.990
nothing about anything, I started to chant Adonis

00:26:47.990 --> 00:26:52.509
is a F -A -G. And the whole place, 10 ,000 people

00:26:52.509 --> 00:26:54.349
are chanting it. Now he's got his hands on his

00:26:54.349 --> 00:26:57.130
ears. This is 1984, ladies and gentlemen. So

00:26:57.130 --> 00:26:59.670
don't start crying. Yeah, right. Don't cancel

00:26:59.670 --> 00:27:03.930
Joey over it, please. You know, this is way back

00:27:03.930 --> 00:27:06.849
when I've got gay cousins and, and they're not

00:27:06.849 --> 00:27:08.509
in show business. They can't help me. So fuck

00:27:08.509 --> 00:27:12.769
them. No, no. I have gay, we look, you know,

00:27:12.809 --> 00:27:16.950
we, they know I'm not. I don't care what anybody

00:27:16.950 --> 00:27:21.470
does, seriously. So anyway, anyway, anyway, 10

00:27:21.470 --> 00:27:23.630
,000 people are chanting and all the bad guys

00:27:23.630 --> 00:27:25.349
are running out of the dressing room. They got

00:27:25.349 --> 00:27:28.509
like the five guys, the hands over his ears and

00:27:28.509 --> 00:27:32.029
everything. So the show goes on and at the end

00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:34.569
of the night, we knew the guy that ran the Olympic

00:27:34.569 --> 00:27:37.470
auditorium basically less. So we were going over

00:27:37.470 --> 00:27:39.930
there to talk to him, say thanks for setting

00:27:39.930 --> 00:27:42.319
us up and blah, blah, blah. And I turn around

00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:44.619
and there's Adrian Adonis standing by the loading

00:27:44.619 --> 00:27:49.160
door with his bags, like a little kid lost in

00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:51.940
the mall. And now I got to go out that door and

00:27:51.940 --> 00:27:54.099
I'm like, oh, I got to walk by this guy. Jesus

00:27:54.099 --> 00:27:57.579
Christ. And I walk by and I said, well, you know

00:27:57.579 --> 00:27:59.240
what? If you're going to get punched out, you're

00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:01.039
going to get punched out. I walked up and I said,

00:28:01.180 --> 00:28:06.519
Mr. Adonis, great show tonight. Blah, blah, blah.

00:28:06.700 --> 00:28:09.319
Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, you know. And I said,

00:28:09.380 --> 00:28:13.319
I'm sorry, I'm the guy that started that fag

00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:20.500
chant. And and again, no offense to anybody out

00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:22.420
there. I really don't care. This is wrestling.

00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:25.380
Wrestling is wrestling before the Internet was

00:28:25.380 --> 00:28:32.420
the first virtual world. Yes, it was. So he he

00:28:32.420 --> 00:28:35.569
looks at me and he goes, you started that. And

00:28:35.569 --> 00:28:39.009
I'm like, yeah. And oh, man, that got me over

00:28:39.009 --> 00:28:41.710
so big. Did you see how crazy they went? You

00:28:41.710 --> 00:28:44.650
gave me an idea. And he didn't talk like Jesse

00:28:44.650 --> 00:28:49.130
Ventura, but he was excited, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:49.170 --> 00:28:51.490
So we start talking and talking. Wounds up. He

00:28:51.490 --> 00:28:54.829
missed his flight. He didn't get he missed going

00:28:54.829 --> 00:28:56.710
to the airport, whatever. So we went to my friend

00:28:56.710 --> 00:29:00.089
T .J. Schwartz's house. And T .J. was the editor

00:29:00.089 --> 00:29:04.650
of Tough Stuff magazine for the card collectors

00:29:04.650 --> 00:29:08.099
and everything. and we go to the house, we're

00:29:08.099 --> 00:29:12.480
there all night, and Keith gets a ride from TJ's

00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:14.619
friend who happened to be down from Bakersfield,

00:29:14.660 --> 00:29:17.299
and that's where Keith lived, his name was Keith

00:29:17.299 --> 00:29:20.119
Frank. Keith lived in Bakersfield, so they rode

00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.599
back up together, and we started to correspond,

00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:24.460
we'd talk on the phone a lot and everything,

00:29:25.099 --> 00:29:31.839
and about a year and a half later, he gets to

00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:34.420
LA and misses his flight to Bakersfield again.

00:29:34.700 --> 00:29:37.160
So I go pick them up at the airport, I grab them

00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:39.700
and I bring them back to my house in Whittier.

00:29:39.980 --> 00:29:42.500
And at the time I lived in Whittier and I would

00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:45.740
go on the road and I lived with my mom basically

00:29:45.740 --> 00:29:47.900
because it made no sense to have two apartments,

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:50.779
it would be stupid. And she didn't drive, et

00:29:50.779 --> 00:29:53.000
cetera. I'm Italian, we don't leave our mother

00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:58.579
when they're 70, we don't leave. So anyway. He

00:29:58.579 --> 00:30:01.259
comes over and my mother was a gigantic wrestling

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:03.599
fan. On her deathbed, she was heckling Jerry

00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:10.019
Lawler, okay? I swear to God. So he comes over

00:30:10.019 --> 00:30:11.680
and everything and I said, yeah, grab the couch

00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:13.319
here, you know, blah, blah, blah, make yourself

00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:15.759
at home. So I go and knock on the bedroom door

00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:17.839
and I came out, listen, we have a guest overnight.

00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:22.539
Who? I said, Keith. Who's Keith? Adrian Adonis.

00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:24.759
His real name is Keith, but Adrian Adonis. Adrian

00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:26.819
Adonis, what are you crazy? Are you serious?

00:30:27.690 --> 00:30:32.329
So the next morning I get up, it's about 730,

00:30:32.390 --> 00:30:35.809
eight o 'clock in the morning, I get up and I

00:30:35.809 --> 00:30:37.690
come out to the kitchen, I jump in the shower,

00:30:37.690 --> 00:30:39.849
I come out to the kitchen and there's Adrian,

00:30:40.109 --> 00:30:44.509
there's Keith sitting at the table having breakfast.

00:30:44.650 --> 00:30:46.750
My mother made breakfast for him, bacon and eggs,

00:30:46.890 --> 00:30:49.589
everything, you know, like good fellows, you

00:30:49.589 --> 00:30:53.069
know, come on in, I'll make you something. So

00:30:53.069 --> 00:31:00.119
all family photos are out on the table. And I

00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.319
go, what's going on? He looks at me and he says,

00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:04.880
you know, we're cousins. I said, seriously? He

00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:08.720
goes, yeah, your mother's grandmother's name

00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:12.759
is Caputo and I'm related to the computer. And

00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:14.819
he did look like a lot of people in my family

00:31:14.819 --> 00:31:19.720
at the same. And so we found out we were related.

00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:25.970
Wow. Yeah. Now fast forward to 1987. A wrestler

00:31:25.970 --> 00:31:29.009
named Pistol Pete used to live in the houses

00:31:29.009 --> 00:31:32.089
that were over by my uncle's office. And one

00:31:32.089 --> 00:31:34.210
day I walked to the liquor store, get a soda

00:31:34.210 --> 00:31:36.190
and walk him back. And here comes this wrestler

00:31:36.190 --> 00:31:39.670
guy I see on TV locally, Pistol Pete. And I go,

00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:42.130
hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. My name is

00:31:42.130 --> 00:31:44.809
Joey. We start talking. And I tell him I'm a

00:31:44.809 --> 00:31:46.750
comedian and an actor. And he goes, yeah, we're

00:31:46.750 --> 00:31:50.240
starting a new wrestling thing. It's called Muscle

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:52.700
Rock. It's rock and roll and wrestling. And we're

00:31:52.700 --> 00:31:54.900
looking for another announcer. We have one guy,

00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:57.140
but we need somebody, you know, blah, blah, blah.

00:31:57.619 --> 00:31:59.259
So we get together. We have a little meeting.

00:31:59.259 --> 00:32:01.579
He takes me over to the promoter's house, the

00:32:01.579 --> 00:32:06.720
producer promoter, Eric Shaw and Eric show on

00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:10.460
New York credit. Anyway, shout out. Anyway, we

00:32:10.460 --> 00:32:13.880
go over there. Shout out. Yeah. And we go and

00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:15.660
blah, blah, blah. And I'm going to do my first

00:32:15.660 --> 00:32:21.130
wrestling show in December of 1987. And I dressed

00:32:21.130 --> 00:32:25.250
up for it. I wish I still had that tuxedo jacket.

00:32:25.329 --> 00:32:28.250
It would be worth a fucking fortune. Anyway,

00:32:28.930 --> 00:32:32.289
they tell me that Dr. D. David Schultz is going

00:32:32.289 --> 00:32:33.869
to be on the show. I'm going to be interviewing

00:32:33.869 --> 00:32:37.289
him. This is right after John Stossel. Not too

00:32:37.289 --> 00:32:39.549
long after the Stossel incident where he smacked

00:32:39.549 --> 00:32:42.950
him around. Oh, wow. So I call Keith on the phone.

00:32:43.130 --> 00:32:45.230
I said, yeah, I'm doing the show. And he's given

00:32:45.230 --> 00:32:47.569
me pointers on how to conduct myself around the

00:32:47.569 --> 00:32:51.809
boys. you know, just how to, I've never done

00:32:51.809 --> 00:32:53.490
this, you know, although I've been a wrestling

00:32:53.490 --> 00:32:55.990
fan forever and I can pretend I've never done

00:32:55.990 --> 00:33:00.089
it for real. And I said, well, I got to interview,

00:33:00.089 --> 00:33:02.829
you know, David Schultz. I mean, I don't know.

00:33:02.910 --> 00:33:04.569
And he goes, oh, let me give him a call. I'll

00:33:04.569 --> 00:33:07.269
let him know who you are. And, you know, very

00:33:07.269 --> 00:33:09.789
natural, aren't we? So he calls me back. He goes,

00:33:09.930 --> 00:33:12.589
yeah, you're all set. Don't worry. He knows blah,

00:33:12.769 --> 00:33:15.730
blah, blah. Just go up, introduce yourself and

00:33:15.730 --> 00:33:18.569
you and him work out the interview. I'm like

00:33:18.569 --> 00:33:22.589
wow you know so I I go uh the day of the show

00:33:22.589 --> 00:33:26.769
and I walk up uh David Joey um you know fabulous

00:33:26.769 --> 00:33:29.930
rave for this I'm fabulous rave Fabiano but Joey's

00:33:29.930 --> 00:33:32.190
nice to be oh yeah man Keith's cousin yeah how

00:33:32.190 --> 00:33:34.990
you doing man yeah uh so hey you want to do this

00:33:34.990 --> 00:33:37.509
I said well you're the you're the the guy I said

00:33:37.509 --> 00:33:39.990
how do you want to do it I said I'll do it I'll

00:33:39.990 --> 00:33:42.190
do the cue from you because it's your character."

00:33:42.190 --> 00:33:43.789
He says, all right, well, ask me a couple of

00:33:43.789 --> 00:33:46.369
questions. I'll start out nice. Then I'll go

00:33:46.369 --> 00:33:48.470
crazy. I said, great, man, I'll get out of the

00:33:48.470 --> 00:33:50.490
ring. He goes, that'll work, that'll work. And

00:33:50.490 --> 00:33:52.869
it did. He starts out here, this photo, he's

00:33:52.869 --> 00:33:55.190
like, well, I'm glad to be here in California.

00:33:55.670 --> 00:33:57.829
When I get a hold of Harley Davidson, and he

00:33:57.829 --> 00:34:02.450
just goes nuts. And I slid right out of the ring.

00:34:03.750 --> 00:34:06.529
And that was really a lot of fun. It really was.

00:34:07.529 --> 00:34:11.809
And to get to work with him, young Eddie Guerrero,

00:34:12.590 --> 00:34:17.190
the Guerrero family, a great wrestling family,

00:34:17.989 --> 00:34:21.050
Chavo Mando, Hector, Eddie, the four brothers,

00:34:21.230 --> 00:34:24.030
the father, Gori Guerrero was a world renowned

00:34:24.030 --> 00:34:29.309
luchador. And I got to work with some great people

00:34:29.309 --> 00:34:33.590
on that show. That's awesome. What organization

00:34:33.590 --> 00:34:36.989
was that for? That was the IWF. They didn't have

00:34:36.989 --> 00:34:38.869
a name, and I came up with the International

00:34:38.869 --> 00:34:41.710
Wrestling Federation, otherwise known as Muscle

00:34:41.710 --> 00:34:45.909
Rock Madness, and we would have a band play in

00:34:45.909 --> 00:34:49.389
between the matches. The other show I did like

00:34:49.389 --> 00:34:54.869
that, because this show, Muscle Rock, was being

00:34:54.869 --> 00:34:57.710
written by Johnny Legend, the rockabilly bastard,

00:34:58.010 --> 00:35:01.719
great performer, and he and I got together. and

00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:03.760
we started to write the shows and then we were

00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:06.699
doing something he'd already been doing, incredibly

00:35:06.699 --> 00:35:10.079
strange rock and roll wrestling. And that's where

00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:13.300
you'd have like the opening match, then the Bomboros

00:35:13.300 --> 00:35:16.099
would play a set, and then another match, and

00:35:16.099 --> 00:35:18.460
then Big Sandy and the Flyboys would come out,

00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:21.059
and then another match, and then, you know, London

00:35:21.059 --> 00:35:23.219
after midnight would play. Big Sandy and the

00:35:23.219 --> 00:35:26.059
Flyboys, those were my jam. Yeah, yeah, I worked

00:35:26.059 --> 00:35:28.179
with Big Sandy a couple times, he's great. And

00:35:28.179 --> 00:35:31.079
so we were doing these shows in LA at a place

00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:34.659
called Moguls in the late 90s into the early

00:35:34.659 --> 00:35:39.219
2000s and celebrities were coming to the show

00:35:39.219 --> 00:35:43.699
and wrestlers were showing up, like Spicoli would

00:35:43.699 --> 00:35:49.699
show up and hang out. And what's his name? Lionheart,

00:35:49.780 --> 00:35:52.619
Chris Jericho would come and hang out. Just hang

00:35:52.619 --> 00:35:55.800
out in the dressing room. And my character for

00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:59.739
that show was L. Ron Farrakhan, who was buying

00:35:59.739 --> 00:36:02.579
up Hollywood Boulevard to make parking lots because

00:36:02.579 --> 00:36:05.940
LA needs parking lots. And I would hand out personality

00:36:05.940 --> 00:36:09.460
tests because it was kind of a take off on like

00:36:09.460 --> 00:36:13.840
Scientology and Buddhism, whatever the hell,

00:36:14.179 --> 00:36:17.880
I mixed it all up. I would hand out these personality

00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:21.300
tests. I would hand out 100, I'd get 98 back.

00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:23.949
people were so into it. And one night I was up

00:36:23.949 --> 00:36:26.469
there doing my whole preaching thing about unity

00:36:26.469 --> 00:36:28.829
through division. Yes, we all live in our own

00:36:28.829 --> 00:36:31.429
enclaves. Yes, we want to be with our own. And

00:36:31.429 --> 00:36:34.170
that is because we like being with our own. But

00:36:34.170 --> 00:36:37.130
when there's a problem, the Americans, we band

00:36:37.130 --> 00:36:39.969
together. This is called unity through division.

00:36:40.130 --> 00:36:42.110
I got the place chanting unity through division,

00:36:42.369 --> 00:36:44.489
the most ridiculous thing. And I feel the weight

00:36:44.489 --> 00:36:48.110
of a bear on me. And I turn and look and it's

00:36:48.110 --> 00:36:51.750
Chris Farley. Oh, shit, shit grabs the mic and

00:36:51.750 --> 00:36:55.090
this man's doing God's work. You must listen

00:36:55.090 --> 00:36:58.530
to this man. And for 10 minutes, he's up there

00:36:58.530 --> 00:37:02.369
with me. And the poor guy was just soaked. Even

00:37:02.369 --> 00:37:05.710
his sport coat was just sweated through. Wow.

00:37:05.949 --> 00:37:08.510
I'll just say this. Whoever was around him handling

00:37:08.510 --> 00:37:10.510
him supposed to be making sure he's all right.

00:37:10.650 --> 00:37:15.170
They didn't. Yeah. What is it said a talent?

00:37:15.530 --> 00:37:19.710
I mean, what a great talent that guy was. He

00:37:19.710 --> 00:37:24.210
made me laugh by turning his head, okay? I just

00:37:24.210 --> 00:37:27.690
thought he was a big kid that was so funny. But

00:37:27.690 --> 00:37:30.050
yeah, that was the other show that we were working

00:37:30.050 --> 00:37:35.889
with. We were drawing some big crowds with that.

00:37:37.289 --> 00:37:40.590
That's a cool ass experience, man. I know we

00:37:40.590 --> 00:37:41.869
hopped off this picture to go to the wrestling

00:37:41.869 --> 00:37:44.110
one because I thought... You were kind of relate

00:37:44.110 --> 00:37:46.909
into that picture, but let's. That's me in the

00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:51.010
middle. Look at you. You look like a a young

00:37:51.010 --> 00:37:55.570
Ashton Kutcher there, bro. Yeah, I used to get

00:37:55.570 --> 00:37:59.489
mistaken. I used to get mistaken for Harvey Keitel.

00:38:00.329 --> 00:38:07.130
Robert De Niro. And I did that. Robert De Niro.

00:38:08.190 --> 00:38:12.030
Oh, what was the British actor? Hello. Let's

00:38:12.030 --> 00:38:15.230
put another. There was a Brit, Albert Finney.

00:38:15.409 --> 00:38:17.170
People would come up to me at the airport. Are

00:38:17.170 --> 00:38:19.769
you Albert Finney? And I say, no, Joey Gaynor,

00:38:19.909 --> 00:38:23.110
but we the comedian. But we get, you know, mistaken

00:38:23.110 --> 00:38:26.389
for each other. And then they enter an autograph

00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:30.610
because they're embarrassed. And actually, a

00:38:30.610 --> 00:38:33.349
couple of years ago, I had a crew cut for something

00:38:33.349 --> 00:38:35.989
and which never happened. I'm never going to

00:38:35.989 --> 00:38:39.530
get a crew cut again. Fuck that. And see, this

00:38:39.530 --> 00:38:41.969
is my ponytail. It's not neck hair. It's a real

00:38:41.969 --> 00:38:46.369
ponytail with real hair. Because I don't use

00:38:46.369 --> 00:38:49.130
those guys with a bald head and a neck hair tied

00:38:49.130 --> 00:38:52.389
up. Fuck that. That's bullshit. I will not shave

00:38:52.389 --> 00:38:55.750
my head. Okay. Ball spot and all. I'm not shaving

00:38:55.750 --> 00:38:58.889
my head because these are the loyal ones. You

00:38:58.889 --> 00:39:02.010
do not kill the loyal ones. Just remember that.

00:39:02.710 --> 00:39:04.489
Now, anyway, now I lost my train of thought.

00:39:04.570 --> 00:39:11.019
I got to smoke more pot. Do it up. Yeah, I would

00:39:11.019 --> 00:39:13.780
get mistaken for me, but I was in a, I was in

00:39:13.780 --> 00:39:16.780
a Filipino fast food place. I can't think of

00:39:16.780 --> 00:39:19.239
the name of it. It's in LA. It's great stuff.

00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.800
And I'm in there and a lady comes up to me and

00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:24.440
says, Oh, excuse me. But I just have, I had my

00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:27.139
glasses on and she says, I just have to tell

00:39:27.139 --> 00:39:30.500
you these here. I had these on. Okay. And I'm

00:39:30.500 --> 00:39:32.579
like this, I'm talking to my friend and I'm,

00:39:32.579 --> 00:39:35.349
I'm laughing and I, Okay. And she comes up to

00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:37.190
me and she goes, Oh, I love that show you're

00:39:37.190 --> 00:39:39.889
on with the kids and the two gay, the two gay

00:39:39.889 --> 00:39:42.230
guys that are married and your beautiful wife.

00:39:42.269 --> 00:39:45.050
And then the other kids, the two daughters and

00:39:45.050 --> 00:39:48.809
the son who's goofy and looking at her. Oh, ma

00:39:48.809 --> 00:39:54.190
'am, ma 'am. I'm not Ed O 'Neill. Oh, I thought

00:39:54.190 --> 00:39:56.590
you, I said, no, I'm Joey Gaynor. Ed and I get,

00:39:56.829 --> 00:39:59.679
get confused for each other. all the time. And

00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:01.719
she goes, Oh, oh, I'm the comedian. I said, I'm

00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:04.119
the comedian actor. He's that's no deal. And

00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:07.360
she goes, Oh, oh, oh, what can I have your own?

00:40:09.539 --> 00:40:13.079
I don't want to say to them. No, I'm not. I don't.

00:40:13.139 --> 00:40:16.000
I try to be. But it's very funny. You know, as

00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.840
long as I'm not mistaken for some, some, some

00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:20.719
kid going, that's him daddy. That's the man.

00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:23.500
You know, I don't give a shit. Yeah, right, right.

00:40:23.619 --> 00:40:26.639
You don't need that. Yeah, and then who's the

00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:28.760
last two here? Who's the the blonde and then

00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:31.699
the black dude? That's Argus Hamilton and Argus

00:40:31.699 --> 00:40:34.699
is very very funny he and I started out at the

00:40:34.699 --> 00:40:39.019
Comedy Store the same week in 1976 in March and

00:40:39.019 --> 00:40:42.940
I wrote for we've been friends for since then

00:40:42.940 --> 00:40:46.719
He had a show but you could still get the reruns

00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:53.110
on the internet website. It's called, or even

00:40:53.110 --> 00:40:55.469
YouTube, I think it's called Comedy Store Tonight

00:40:55.469 --> 00:40:58.289
with Argus Hamilton. And until the pandemic,

00:40:58.829 --> 00:41:01.289
that was being produced in the basement of Comedy

00:41:01.289 --> 00:41:03.349
Store. They have a little studio and it was a

00:41:03.349 --> 00:41:05.650
talk show. We had a nice little audience and

00:41:05.650 --> 00:41:09.329
I was writing with them and I was writing for

00:41:09.329 --> 00:41:10.869
them and everything and I did the show a couple

00:41:10.869 --> 00:41:15.530
of times. It was really good. We had a lot of

00:41:15.530 --> 00:41:19.789
great guests on the show. It's really funny because

00:41:19.789 --> 00:41:22.969
I'm a conservative hippie. When people ask me,

00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:25.090
what is your idea? I'm a conservative hippie.

00:41:25.190 --> 00:41:28.630
What does that mean? Go figure it out. You can't

00:41:28.630 --> 00:41:31.510
figure that the fuck out. It means, yeah, I believe

00:41:31.510 --> 00:41:33.789
in civil rights. I don't believe in insanity.

00:41:36.329 --> 00:41:39.909
So he and I would write with him. And one of

00:41:39.909 --> 00:41:42.469
the jokes I wrote for him, and at first he was

00:41:42.469 --> 00:41:44.250
leery to do it, then he went, no, no, I gotta

00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:48.289
do it, was I said, well, you could say, oh, by

00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:50.530
the way, last night, Melania was on Hannity,

00:41:50.929 --> 00:41:53.489
and she said the first time she saw Donald, she

00:41:53.489 --> 00:41:56.630
was breathless. I said, yeah, because it was

00:41:56.630 --> 00:42:03.449
only one air hole in the crate. And he went,

00:42:03.750 --> 00:42:09.699
oh, I'll do it. It's a good joke. Listen. I was

00:42:09.699 --> 00:42:12.079
a big fan of Joe Biden. Now he's got a lot. He

00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:14.699
was on the other night on an interview. They

00:42:14.699 --> 00:42:16.619
asked him, what are you doing now? He says, well,

00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:26.039
now I'm spending my time golfing. Swimming. It

00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:29.039
sounds about right. Yeah, no, you know, look,

00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:33.139
he got fucked. He got fucked. Really. I mean,

00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:36.199
you come in and all of a sudden, you know, look,

00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.840
I don't want to get nuts with it. We all know

00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:45.500
the whole thing was nuts. And it's not a fixed

00:42:45.500 --> 00:42:47.960
election. People voted for what they wanted.

00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:50.059
You know, look, I didn't vote for Trump, but

00:42:50.059 --> 00:42:53.119
hey, he won. So that's the president right now.

00:42:53.239 --> 00:42:56.980
So I even though I'm not a fan of his, I don't

00:42:56.980 --> 00:42:59.679
want him to fail. I don't want. the country to

00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:02.880
fucking fail. Of course. That's why, you know,

00:43:03.019 --> 00:43:06.320
everybody's just, you know, hoping. Let's see

00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:08.420
what happens. So well, isn't that the weirdest

00:43:08.420 --> 00:43:10.719
thing, Joey? It's like, even if you hate, you

00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:12.760
know, President Trump and you don't, you hate

00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.219
Republicans, you should still root for the guy.

00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:21.150
He's. Yeah, I don't hate Republicans. I. I don't

00:43:21.150 --> 00:43:23.809
hate Americans. No, I didn't mean you personally.

00:43:24.849 --> 00:43:27.869
Everybody that's woke is an idiot and everybody

00:43:27.869 --> 00:43:30.449
that's Republicans and asshole is like, no, no,

00:43:30.469 --> 00:43:33.989
no, no. A lot of people that are woke are very

00:43:33.989 --> 00:43:38.170
young and don't get it. Yeah, they're impressionable.

00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:41.289
They're looking for a Vietnam to protest, right?

00:43:41.610 --> 00:43:45.429
They're looking for their Vietnam. They don't

00:43:45.429 --> 00:43:47.489
maybe they don't realize that but that's what

00:43:47.489 --> 00:43:52.639
they're doing. Right. And I, boy, and I remember

00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:58.039
Vietnam. Man, I still have PTSDs. I didn't go.

00:43:58.619 --> 00:44:02.219
So I feel I missed out on drugs and pussy. But

00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:05.320
so I but I so I have nightmares. No, no, no.

00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:09.179
I as much as I protested the Vietnam War. OK.

00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:13.539
And all of that shit. Never once, never once

00:44:13.539 --> 00:44:17.570
have I told a soldier he was a murderer. uh made

00:44:17.570 --> 00:44:21.710
norm made remarks spit and assault none of that

00:44:21.710 --> 00:44:24.730
shit right go into the army or whatever for whatever

00:44:24.730 --> 00:44:28.030
reason education a job or they they volunteer

00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:31.170
we have a volunteer army now these people go

00:44:31.170 --> 00:44:34.349
into the military they do their job i don't get

00:44:34.349 --> 00:44:38.030
mad at them maybe i don't like why they're being

00:44:38.030 --> 00:44:41.829
used You know, and it's like I've told Vietnam

00:44:41.829 --> 00:44:44.590
vets that are friends of mine. I, Hey man, you

00:44:44.590 --> 00:44:46.210
were over there fighting. I was over here fighting,

00:44:46.329 --> 00:44:48.010
fighting for what? Get your ass out of there,

00:44:48.170 --> 00:44:50.809
man. And they'd laugh, you know, Oh, okay. You

00:44:50.809 --> 00:44:53.969
know, because that's, you know, but as much as

00:44:53.969 --> 00:45:02.309
I never, I can't see hating. Look, there's people

00:45:02.309 --> 00:45:05.170
in this country that are educated. They think

00:45:05.170 --> 00:45:07.110
they're educated and they're not. They're not

00:45:07.110 --> 00:45:09.130
that educated because they're getting all of

00:45:09.130 --> 00:45:12.090
their fucking news from TikTok and QAnon and

00:45:12.090 --> 00:45:14.469
all that. Just watch the fucking news on TV and

00:45:14.469 --> 00:45:16.869
then go check it out. Okay. Read the fucking

00:45:16.869 --> 00:45:20.510
newspaper. You remember those? In the back there

00:45:20.510 --> 00:45:24.150
were funnies and you know, and also the number,

00:45:24.750 --> 00:45:29.190
054, 052. You could play the numbers. That's

00:45:29.190 --> 00:45:31.969
what the newspaper was for kids. So you could

00:45:31.969 --> 00:45:35.460
play policy. Yes. But Joey, you got to, you got

00:45:35.460 --> 00:45:39.920
to, you got to think a little bit though. I mean,

00:45:40.219 --> 00:45:43.099
we were kind of duped by the mainstream media,

00:45:43.139 --> 00:45:46.860
whether print or, you know, TV versions of it

00:45:46.860 --> 00:45:49.420
during COVID and a lot of shit was exposed. So

00:45:49.420 --> 00:45:51.960
I think, I think that, look, I had relatives

00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:56.719
die from COVID. Yeah. It's, you know, look, it's

00:45:56.719 --> 00:45:59.179
not a flu. It attacks your organs. It's a whole

00:45:59.179 --> 00:46:03.699
different ball game. Uh, uh, the thing that was,

00:46:03.849 --> 00:46:08.369
weird to me was that everybody was, what is it,

00:46:08.369 --> 00:46:12.710
what is it, what is it? I mean, I'm still baffled

00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:14.989
by the whole fucking thing. I mean, you know,

00:46:14.989 --> 00:46:22.429
it was nice that we got money, but I've never

00:46:22.429 --> 00:46:25.329
been afraid of a vaccine. I've never been afraid

00:46:25.329 --> 00:46:26.989
of them. I mean, I've been getting them since

00:46:26.989 --> 00:46:30.730
I'm a little kid. Measles, chicken pox, polio,

00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:35.659
all of that shit. I mean, I go and get, I got

00:46:35.659 --> 00:46:39.619
the vaccine for the COVID. I also get, well,

00:46:39.619 --> 00:46:43.119
at my age, I get the one for the pneumonia and

00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.099
stuff like that, because you just want to, you

00:46:45.099 --> 00:46:47.500
know, I got the shingles vaccine. That knocked

00:46:47.500 --> 00:46:50.980
me on my ass, but I'm glad I got it because I

00:46:50.980 --> 00:46:52.960
don't want to develop shingles. I mean, you know,

00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:56.860
these are proven vaccines. The fast tracking

00:46:56.860 --> 00:46:59.960
of the vaccines to fight this was a very good

00:46:59.960 --> 00:47:02.829
move. That was President Trump did that. Even

00:47:02.829 --> 00:47:04.949
Gavin Newsom said, thank you for that. And I,

00:47:05.210 --> 00:47:07.329
when somebody does something good, you do a good

00:47:07.329 --> 00:47:10.010
thing. I mean, you know, you're scared to panic

00:47:10.010 --> 00:47:15.329
the public in the beginning. And that's, you

00:47:15.329 --> 00:47:17.670
can't be scared about panicking the public. You

00:47:17.670 --> 00:47:19.949
got to say, look, we may have a big problem here.

00:47:20.010 --> 00:47:23.010
Let's get ready. You know, we're working on this

00:47:23.010 --> 00:47:25.449
and working on that. That comes with experience

00:47:25.449 --> 00:47:28.630
and stuff, whatever you want to call it. But

00:47:28.630 --> 00:47:33.420
I think there was so much, Look, there's so much

00:47:33.420 --> 00:47:38.360
insane shit on both sides about all of this that

00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.760
I what I did I was very lucky when I have a bad

00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:46.199
post nasal drip overnight Okay. Now a lot of

00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:51.000
women want to be with me Joey Joey real quick

00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:53.460
before you continue on the thought though. So

00:47:53.460 --> 00:47:56.679
do you remember? When this first happened so

00:47:56.679 --> 00:47:59.630
President Trump was the first world leader to

00:47:59.630 --> 00:48:01.949
close down flights in and out of countries like

00:48:01.949 --> 00:48:04.690
he stopped flights coming from Wuhan, China.

00:48:04.730 --> 00:48:07.730
I have a problem with that. Right. But a lot

00:48:07.730 --> 00:48:11.670
of perceived notions were in America that he

00:48:11.670 --> 00:48:14.010
was racist for doing that. So at first they were

00:48:14.010 --> 00:48:17.409
like, how dare he close down flights from Obama

00:48:17.409 --> 00:48:20.929
racist deporting six million illegal aliens?

00:48:21.269 --> 00:48:24.349
No. All right. So what I was saying was I'm lucky

00:48:24.349 --> 00:48:27.050
I'm on a medicine called Singlar, which keeps

00:48:27.050 --> 00:48:30.179
your sinuses and breathing track open all night.

00:48:30.579 --> 00:48:34.619
And about in 2019, late 2019, I'm listening to

00:48:34.619 --> 00:48:40.199
the radio, radio kids used to be great. And I'm

00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:42.159
listening and a doctor came on and he said, well,

00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:44.699
this is a, it's not a flu. It's a thing where

00:48:44.699 --> 00:48:46.579
it closes your organs, it closes your breathing

00:48:46.579 --> 00:48:48.679
passages. He said, however, people who've been

00:48:48.679 --> 00:48:51.519
taking Singlar for a year or more seem to be

00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:55.099
able to get around this because it can't close

00:48:55.099 --> 00:48:57.260
their breathing passages. The medicine keeps

00:48:57.260 --> 00:49:03.230
it open. And so I had been on it for over a year.

00:49:03.269 --> 00:49:07.429
So I was very lucky. I contracted it in 22. I

00:49:07.429 --> 00:49:10.309
did all the stuff for 10 days. I took Zetra Myosin

00:49:10.309 --> 00:49:12.929
and these pills for the cough, which I never

00:49:12.929 --> 00:49:15.130
developed. And I really never had a fever or

00:49:15.130 --> 00:49:17.610
got sick. I had aching pain for a day or two.

00:49:18.610 --> 00:49:24.000
But a lot of people that are vulnerable. this

00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:26.880
thing really hurt them bad. I mean, it attacks

00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:31.659
your organs. And I had no problem with them closing

00:49:31.659 --> 00:49:34.719
down. I mean, this was a pandemic, man. You know,

00:49:34.820 --> 00:49:37.679
this is what it was. So there's a lot of things

00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:40.980
that I don't have a problem with. There's other

00:49:40.980 --> 00:49:45.219
social, I'm not a social justice warrior. Those

00:49:45.219 --> 00:49:47.440
people are full of shit. And not all of them.

00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:49.820
Some of them really mean it in their heart, but

00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:52.119
a lot of them are just there to be with their

00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:55.550
friends. And I know what that's like. You know,

00:49:55.630 --> 00:49:58.190
I was a teenager. I was in my 20s. I know what

00:49:58.190 --> 00:50:00.070
it's like to want to be like your friends. You

00:50:00.070 --> 00:50:01.510
want to say what they say. You want to do what

00:50:01.510 --> 00:50:04.849
they do. But, you know, you got it. I think when

00:50:04.849 --> 00:50:08.190
I was younger, we we actually had real information

00:50:08.190 --> 00:50:11.530
because we weren't bombarded with bullshit all

00:50:11.530 --> 00:50:14.989
to the left and right. Right my phone every two

00:50:14.989 --> 00:50:17.809
minutes, you know, and the left and the right

00:50:17.809 --> 00:50:20.989
weren't so far left and right They were a lot

00:50:20.989 --> 00:50:24.190
more center and yeah thoughts during the Nixon

00:50:24.190 --> 00:50:26.869
administration 72 I went underground with my

00:50:26.869 --> 00:50:29.630
friend and we pretended to be tars teenage Republicans

00:50:29.630 --> 00:50:37.769
to spy To spy on the Nixon campaign Tell McGovern

00:50:37.769 --> 00:50:40.050
campaign. Hey, they're gonna be campaigning Saturday,

00:50:40.110 --> 00:50:45.150
whatever And we had a great time doing that.

00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:47.889
But I met, see, this is when I really learned

00:50:47.889 --> 00:50:50.710
a lot. I met a fellow named Senator Matty Rinaldo,

00:50:51.309 --> 00:50:53.309
who was a state senator in New Jersey, a Republican.

00:50:53.510 --> 00:50:55.590
And then we were sitting at the bar of the place.

00:50:55.730 --> 00:50:57.550
I was at, he bought me a Coke Cola and he says,

00:50:57.690 --> 00:50:59.070
there's a young person. I want to know what you

00:50:59.070 --> 00:51:01.489
think about Vietnam, this and that. I said, wow,

00:51:01.650 --> 00:51:04.610
it's just senators, state senators asking me

00:51:04.610 --> 00:51:07.260
what I think. And we had this great conversation.

00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:10.480
And he agreed with me on a lot of points. And

00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:13.599
he said, it's a struggle because I try to, I'm

00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:15.159
trying to work with the other side. There's people

00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.340
on my side that don't want to, people on that

00:51:17.340 --> 00:51:19.260
side don't want to, we're trying to, and blah,

00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:22.420
blah. And we had this great conversation. And

00:51:22.420 --> 00:51:26.920
that changed my mind a lot about politics and

00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:30.480
the whole thing. See, liberal used to mean open

00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:32.789
-minded. Let me hear everything. I want to hear

00:51:32.789 --> 00:51:36.250
your idea, your idea. But Clinton was the greatest

00:51:36.250 --> 00:51:38.789
example of a true liberal. He took the ideas

00:51:38.789 --> 00:51:42.489
from the Republicans and the Democrats and found,

00:51:42.869 --> 00:51:45.469
OK, that idea is good, but this part works better

00:51:45.469 --> 00:51:47.449
with this part. So we're going to take these

00:51:47.449 --> 00:51:49.489
two ideas and take the best two parts and do

00:51:49.489 --> 00:51:55.289
and that that that's what he did. And I didn't

00:51:55.289 --> 00:51:58.610
think George I didn't hate George Bush or whatever.

00:51:58.929 --> 00:52:02.280
You know, I was senior or junior. Well, I like

00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:05.440
senior. Yeah, I liked him a lot. Junior, I thought

00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:09.980
was surrounded by some kind of crazy folks, but

00:52:09.980 --> 00:52:12.380
he wasn't a bad person. He was a good guy. I

00:52:12.380 --> 00:52:15.300
mean, in his heart, George Bush Jr. is a good

00:52:15.300 --> 00:52:19.239
guy. He's not a I don't think he's a he was certainly

00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.539
he was certainly like the voice of a leader that

00:52:22.539 --> 00:52:25.300
you wanted to hear at the time after 9 11. Oh,

00:52:25.340 --> 00:52:27.099
he did. Yeah, he stepped in there beautifully.

00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:31.619
Yeah. Yeah. He did a great job. I mean, you know,

00:52:31.619 --> 00:52:33.980
look, Iraq was a big mistake, in my opinion,

00:52:34.460 --> 00:52:38.219
because it destabilized everything. We should

00:52:38.219 --> 00:52:40.000
have just went through Afghanistan and bombed

00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:43.760
them into glass. No, no, no. I mean, well, basically,

00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:49.019
I'm kidding. We went into Iraq, we destabilized

00:52:49.019 --> 00:52:51.860
that region as far as like Saddam was a shitty

00:52:51.860 --> 00:52:54.360
leader, but at least he had that area in check.

00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:56.619
Yeah, it was secular. He didn't want nobody leading

00:52:56.619 --> 00:52:59.719
but him, you know, and and George Bush senior

00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:02.440
knew knew that. That's why we went in. He got

00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:06.639
him out of Kuwait and we got out. And but anyway,

00:53:06.739 --> 00:53:09.820
boy, this turned into a political discussion.

00:53:11.460 --> 00:53:13.440
Anyway, if you want to look at any other pictures,

00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:15.059
yeah, Joey, let's get back to that. Cause you've

00:53:15.059 --> 00:53:16.980
got some cool ones here, man. Let me, let me

00:53:16.980 --> 00:53:22.219
go back to sharing this scream. Here we go. This

00:53:22.219 --> 00:53:26.519
is my babysitter photo. And then who's the black

00:53:26.519 --> 00:53:30.639
gentleman. That's Chris Jackson actor, actor

00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:33.139
and a writer. I think he passed away, but in

00:53:33.139 --> 00:53:36.800
the movie vacation, the original vacation, when

00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:39.489
they get lost in the ghetto, And Chevy Chase

00:53:39.489 --> 00:53:42.170
says, excuse me, I'm trying to. He's the pimp.

00:53:42.210 --> 00:53:49.329
Fuck your mama. Oh, wow. Wow. Now that that's

00:53:49.329 --> 00:53:53.530
the real Henry Hill. Get out of here. No, that's

00:53:53.530 --> 00:53:57.090
him. That's cool. He's just he's just hanging

00:53:57.090 --> 00:54:01.630
out in L .A. like with the mob. That's I met

00:54:01.630 --> 00:54:03.829
him at the Artie Lang show. I went with Blue

00:54:03.829 --> 00:54:06.460
Iris and my friend Steve Pearl. You knew Blue

00:54:06.460 --> 00:54:10.179
Iris, dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we all went

00:54:10.179 --> 00:54:13.179
to the... Hi. Where I have a photo with her.

00:54:13.699 --> 00:54:18.000
Hi, can I blow you? No, she wasn't like that

00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:20.059
in real life. That was all... But anyway, we

00:54:20.059 --> 00:54:22.519
went to see Artie Lang at the amphitheater. We're

00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:24.940
backstage and this guy comes staggering up the

00:54:24.940 --> 00:54:27.500
steps, drunk, falling down. And I look at Steve

00:54:27.500 --> 00:54:29.139
and I go, hey, look, that's Henry Hill. He goes,

00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:31.639
how do you know? I go, look at him. And so he

00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:33.719
comes over to Steve and he starts asking Steve

00:54:33.719 --> 00:54:35.969
for a cigarette. And Steve goes, hey, you know,

00:54:35.969 --> 00:54:40.389
I went to school with Marty Krugman's sons. And

00:54:40.389 --> 00:54:43.429
that was the guy, the wig guy that disappeared.

00:54:44.429 --> 00:54:46.550
Oh, yeah. And Henry just looks at him and goes,

00:54:46.650 --> 00:54:49.530
oh, and he goes running down the other end of

00:54:49.530 --> 00:54:51.869
the backstage. Then he comes back like 10 minutes

00:54:51.869 --> 00:54:54.650
later. He still wants a cigarette. Steve gives

00:54:54.650 --> 00:54:56.530
him a cigarette. We start talking. I'm Steve

00:54:56.530 --> 00:54:58.590
Pearl. I'm Joey Gaynor. Blah, blah, blah. OK,

00:54:58.650 --> 00:55:01.630
we go to show. And a year later, I go to this

00:55:01.630 --> 00:55:03.690
place called Chow Christine as we're doing a

00:55:03.690 --> 00:55:05.869
show there. called Meatballs of Comedy, and it

00:55:05.869 --> 00:55:10.409
was mostly Italian comedians, okay? And I walk

00:55:10.409 --> 00:55:16.570
in and all of a sudden, I look over and Henry

00:55:16.570 --> 00:55:20.269
Hill jumps up, literally jumps up from where

00:55:20.269 --> 00:55:23.239
he's sitting. runs up to me and goes, I know

00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:25.920
you, you're Joey Gaynor the comedian. I met you

00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:28.639
with Steve Perlin and Blue Iris was there and

00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:30.840
I already laying and it was in the amphitheater

00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:33.679
and he gives me the date. And then the cigarette

00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:35.019
and everything. And I just looked at him and

00:55:35.019 --> 00:55:37.480
I went, wow, Henry, no wonder you're a great

00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:43.840
witness. Oh, he fucking lost it. So we had two

00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:48.159
big Samoan guys sitting with him. And the Samoan

00:55:48.159 --> 00:55:50.019
guy leans over to me and goes, we're not here

00:55:50.019 --> 00:55:52.079
to keep you away from him. We're trying to keep

00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:55.500
him away from other people. It's all right. It's

00:55:55.500 --> 00:55:59.280
okay. I said, it's, it's all right. So we sit

00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:01.380
down and I tell them I'm friends with the guy,

00:56:01.500 --> 00:56:04.460
Johnny roast beef that in the movie as friends

00:56:04.460 --> 00:56:08.440
with him. Did you call him Johnny roast beef

00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:10.219
when you were friends with him? Yeah, we used

00:56:10.219 --> 00:56:12.380
to tease him all the time. And I swear to God,

00:56:12.380 --> 00:56:14.619
I can't think of his fucking name at the moment.

00:56:30.839 --> 00:56:49.400
and a But Joey, why did they stop giving a shit

00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:51.559
about this guy? Like he put some serious people

00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:53.119
away. Like it just seemed like he was living

00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:58.619
his life. I feel like I heard him back on the

00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:00.659
Stern show back in the day, and he was like arguing

00:57:00.659 --> 00:57:03.599
with mob guys that were still guys. Yeah, guys

00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:05.820
would call the Stern show you motherfucker when

00:57:05.820 --> 00:57:07.400
I see you and he'd be like, Yeah, all right,

00:57:07.500 --> 00:57:09.519
come and get me. I'll be downstairs after the

00:57:09.519 --> 00:57:11.500
show. You know, yeah, they're gonna do nothing.

00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:13.739
They're not gonna do shit. They're all They're

00:57:13.739 --> 00:57:17.159
all telephone tough guys that do that shit. You

00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:19.960
know, if you're going to get whacked, if Henry

00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:22.460
would have been whacked, that photo would have

00:57:22.460 --> 00:57:24.960
never happened. Right. And that phone call on

00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:26.219
the Stern show probably wouldn't have happened.

00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:27.880
They would have just waited for him downstairs

00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:30.239
and it would have never. Right. Right. Yeah.

00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:33.139
I mean, I don't come from a family of mob guys

00:57:33.139 --> 00:57:35.199
or anything, but I mean, you're from New Jersey.

00:57:35.260 --> 00:57:39.300
Don't lie to us. But funny. Now, the funny correlation

00:57:39.300 --> 00:57:41.559
with Hill was when I was a kid growing up in

00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:45.590
Newark in the central ward. during the 60s. Okay,

00:57:45.769 --> 00:57:49.289
that's a that's a prime time right there. Right

00:57:49.289 --> 00:57:51.909
before the riots, my mom worked in the luncheonette

00:57:51.909 --> 00:57:56.110
next to our house, called Joe Brandy's luncheonette

00:57:56.110 --> 00:57:59.969
or whatever ice cream pot. Well, I forget the

00:57:59.969 --> 00:58:05.730
name exactly. But she she every day I'd come

00:58:05.730 --> 00:58:08.969
home from school. After she started working there

00:58:08.969 --> 00:58:12.050
after a couple of months. And down the street

00:58:12.050 --> 00:58:15.690
from us on Hudson Street about a block down literally

00:58:15.690 --> 00:58:20.530
was the United cab stand. So that's the cab stand.

00:58:20.829 --> 00:58:23.070
So he would it was a big fat guy that worked

00:58:23.070 --> 00:58:24.670
in there. It's like three, four hundred pounds

00:58:24.670 --> 00:58:29.630
and Joe George. And every day or three or four

00:58:29.630 --> 00:58:32.789
times a week, Joe would give me a big white bag.

00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:35.699
And he'd say, take these meatball sandwiches

00:58:35.699 --> 00:58:38.139
down to the camp stand with Joe George. Now,

00:58:38.139 --> 00:58:41.420
don't open the bag. If you open that bag, he's

00:58:41.420 --> 00:58:43.679
going to throw the sandwiches at you and go crazy.

00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:46.099
He'll think you touched him. He's crazy like

00:58:46.099 --> 00:58:49.679
that. Wow. Okay. Now I'm nine years old. Go down,

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:52.619
give him the bag and he'd hand me a dollar, $2

00:58:52.619 --> 00:58:56.219
tip and I go home. Oh, okay. And I go to find

00:58:56.219 --> 00:58:59.719
out years and years later, because eventually

00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:04.739
I knew that he was a bookmaker. Joe, but eventually

00:59:04.739 --> 00:59:09.059
I find out about seven or eight years ago, I

00:59:09.059 --> 00:59:11.340
finally located my cousin John down in Florida

00:59:11.340 --> 00:59:14.059
after like 50 something years. And we're on the

00:59:14.059 --> 00:59:15.800
phone talking. And I said, well, my mom, you

00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:17.539
know, she worked in Joe Grandy's place. He goes,

00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:20.739
Joe Grandy, he was the biggest bookie in Newark.

00:59:21.059 --> 00:59:23.019
I said, really? He goes, yeah, he was the number

00:59:23.019 --> 00:59:26.159
one guy from Provenzano. And I'm like, wait a

00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:29.199
minute, I was a bad boy from Tony Provenzano?

00:59:30.469 --> 00:59:35.670
Wow. I was like, wow, you know, Henry Hill is

00:59:35.670 --> 00:59:38.630
not the only kid that did that shit. There was

00:59:38.630 --> 00:59:40.909
tons of them. It's just he had a great story.

00:59:41.409 --> 00:59:44.210
Right. And I we moved after the after the riots,

00:59:44.250 --> 00:59:50.889
the the city bought our house in 1967 and 1968.

00:59:50.909 --> 00:59:54.650
We moved. I moved to Jersey City and I went to

00:59:54.650 --> 00:59:57.210
another Catholic school that was all diverse.

00:59:57.230 --> 01:00:02.469
I went to a I never knew what what I didn't know

01:00:02.469 --> 01:00:05.050
about. I didn't integration. I didn't understand

01:00:05.050 --> 01:00:07.250
any of that. I didn't understand segregation

01:00:07.250 --> 01:00:09.849
because I went to, in New York, you went to a

01:00:09.849 --> 01:00:11.789
Catholic school with black kids, white kids,

01:00:11.989 --> 01:00:15.469
Chinese kids, kids from Babylonia. I mean, never

01:00:15.469 --> 01:00:18.650
from everywhere. And then I went to an all black

01:00:18.650 --> 01:00:20.690
school when that one closed. I was the only white

01:00:20.690 --> 01:00:22.909
kid in the all black school, which I'm sure that

01:00:22.909 --> 01:00:25.329
didn't turn out okay. It turned out great. It

01:00:25.329 --> 01:00:28.130
turned out great. Yeah. I got called the N word.

01:00:28.409 --> 01:00:30.449
and a kid threw a coat over my head and said,

01:00:30.769 --> 01:00:32.829
welcome to Warren Street School. And then I had

01:00:32.829 --> 01:00:34.949
to go to principal's office the next day and

01:00:34.949 --> 01:00:37.289
they had the three kids in there and the principal,

01:00:37.789 --> 01:00:40.730
the vice principal says, these boys that threw

01:00:40.730 --> 01:00:42.969
the coat on you and a big black guy, Mr. Tully,

01:00:43.230 --> 01:00:46.969
like, what's his name? Idris Elba, like that

01:00:46.969 --> 01:00:48.550
kind of, that's who he looked like, that kind

01:00:48.550 --> 01:00:52.510
of guy. And very strict. And these boys that

01:00:52.510 --> 01:00:54.610
jumped you yesterday and I said, man, I said,

01:00:54.750 --> 01:00:58.349
look, I've only been here two weeks. Everybody

01:00:58.349 --> 01:01:02.309
looks alike. I don't know. Oh, OK. Well, you're

01:01:02.309 --> 01:01:04.150
on your own. And he throws me out of the office.

01:01:04.789 --> 01:01:06.670
They come out of the office. I'm walking down

01:01:06.670 --> 01:01:08.929
the hallway. They come out about five seconds

01:01:08.929 --> 01:01:11.429
later. And this one kid, McKinley, goes, hey,

01:01:11.550 --> 01:01:13.829
hey. And I turn around and I'm like, oh, no.

01:01:13.929 --> 01:01:16.130
And he goes, come here. He goes, man, you're

01:01:16.130 --> 01:01:18.610
a stand up dude, motherfucker. Anybody fucks

01:01:18.610 --> 01:01:21.030
with you. They got to go through us. So don't

01:01:21.030 --> 01:01:23.570
worry about shit in this school. Rock on. Have

01:01:23.570 --> 01:01:26.619
a good time. And I'm, oh, wow. So that's the,

01:01:26.619 --> 01:01:30.199
see, that's the thing. You don't, I didn't snitch

01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:33.840
and I always kept my mouth shut. Like a good

01:01:33.840 --> 01:01:36.519
boy. Like I broke my cherry. But Joey, think

01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:38.739
about it. If you, uh, if you didn't move, man,

01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:40.820
you might've been working for the mob and Ben

01:01:40.820 --> 01:01:45.500
Henry Hill. Uh, yeah. You know, again, my dad

01:01:45.500 --> 01:01:49.480
died in 63, uh, right before Kennedy. We owned

01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:52.199
the house. Thank God. And it was a really nice

01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:55.829
piece of property, but we got screwed when my

01:01:55.829 --> 01:01:59.130
mom sold it, you know, I was too young to be

01:01:59.130 --> 01:02:01.670
involved in any of that, to say something because

01:02:01.670 --> 01:02:05.349
my brother and, and that were, you know, my brother

01:02:05.349 --> 01:02:08.070
was 18 years older than me. I was born, I was

01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:12.949
something to do in February of 55. So, uh, yeah,

01:02:13.289 --> 01:02:16.090
I didn't have the, uh, any authority because

01:02:16.090 --> 01:02:19.110
we should have got about 15, $16 ,000 for the

01:02:19.110 --> 01:02:22.730
property. We only got nine, five, uh, you know,

01:02:22.730 --> 01:02:25.079
we could have, bought a fucking house had the

01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:29.079
money been right so uh but my mom did the best

01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:32.340
she could i know i'm not mad at her right but

01:02:32.340 --> 01:02:34.719
anyway no i have no i have nothing against my

01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:40.019
mother sure she was a great italian lady i had

01:02:40.019 --> 01:02:44.380
my mom and and her six sisters that's why i watched

01:02:44.380 --> 01:02:46.840
the view All right, I get a kick out of the view

01:02:46.840 --> 01:02:48.679
because I have it on in the background and it

01:02:48.679 --> 01:02:51.159
sounds like my ants. I just figured out what

01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:53.239
the problem is with you, Joey. You watch the

01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:55.460
view. All right. Now it's all coming together.

01:02:58.780 --> 01:03:01.280
Who's this handsome gentleman you're with here?

01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:04.659
That was when I got I started working with Richard

01:03:04.659 --> 01:03:34.599
Pryor and he mentored me and he he , She came

01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:37.000
in. She's been coming in my house for a long

01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:38.900
time. And then she came in to have her babies

01:03:38.900 --> 01:03:42.340
in my house. Oh, good ideas. So it's like a rescue

01:03:42.340 --> 01:03:45.039
stray cat. And then she had babies. Yes, she

01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:46.800
came in and had the babies. So she picked me

01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:51.179
to be her buddy. Right. You're my baby. Oh, yeah.

01:03:51.460 --> 01:03:54.280
Talk. All right. Just sit down. So anyway, anyway,

01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:57.750
that's Diane Cannon. Hottie bro is gorgeous.

01:03:57.929 --> 01:04:00.309
She was really hot She never admits to be in

01:04:00.309 --> 01:04:02.349
there and I was the court jester and they're

01:04:02.349 --> 01:04:05.349
all laughing because they said Richard make a

01:04:05.349 --> 01:04:08.130
speech make a speech and he's standing in front

01:04:08.130 --> 01:04:11.630
of the the microphone stunned, you know, and

01:04:11.630 --> 01:04:16.789
he's uh Well, um, I wanna I wanna and this went

01:04:16.789 --> 01:04:19.289
on for about 30 seconds. Hey, that's a pretty

01:04:19.289 --> 01:04:21.889
good prior, dude Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank

01:04:21.889 --> 01:04:24.610
you. And I in the court jester outfit, I stepped

01:04:24.610 --> 01:04:27.449
in and I went rich, rich. Look, would you fucking

01:04:27.449 --> 01:04:30.030
hurry up? Would you please? I got to get this

01:04:30.030 --> 01:04:32.409
fucking suit back by 12 or they're going to charge

01:04:32.409 --> 01:04:36.329
me for another day. Wow. Place fucking fell out

01:04:36.329 --> 01:04:40.730
and opening for him, working with him, sitting

01:04:40.730 --> 01:04:44.969
with him and talking to him about comedy, talking

01:04:44.969 --> 01:04:47.469
to him. I mean, this is a man who introduced

01:04:47.469 --> 01:04:51.000
me. to Huey Newton, and we sat down, and I'm

01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:54.300
sitting there with a historical guy. These people

01:04:54.300 --> 01:04:59.800
were all you. It was amazing. And like Charlton

01:04:59.800 --> 01:05:02.519
Heston, people think he was a racist. Not true.

01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:08.699
I was the... Missy asked me to run the door certain

01:05:08.699 --> 01:05:11.539
nights when Richard was there because she knew

01:05:11.539 --> 01:05:14.059
I would do a good job, especially handling celebrities,

01:05:14.719 --> 01:05:17.050
because I had no... I didn't have any problem

01:05:17.050 --> 01:05:19.389
with a celebrity if they came in. I wasn't indignant.

01:05:19.449 --> 01:05:21.469
Oh, yeah. He thinks he would. No, no. This guy

01:05:21.469 --> 01:05:23.750
earned his keep. And Charlton Heston came in

01:05:23.750 --> 01:05:26.869
one night. I'm looking down at down the stairs

01:05:26.869 --> 01:05:30.690
and there's Moses dressed in a cavalry. He had

01:05:30.690 --> 01:05:33.349
like on a cavalry shirt thing and the boots and

01:05:33.349 --> 01:05:36.750
the jeans. And he comes up and he goes, Hi, I'm

01:05:36.750 --> 01:05:40.150
here to see Richard Pryor. And I go, yes, Mr.

01:05:40.250 --> 01:05:42.889
Heston. He goes, no, Charlton. My friend called

01:05:42.889 --> 01:05:46.239
me Charlton. But you can. Well, my friends call

01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:51.380
me Charlie. You can call me Charlie. So I go

01:05:51.380 --> 01:05:52.820
over and I said, we're going to have your table

01:05:52.820 --> 01:05:54.960
ready in a minute. And he says, yes, I'm meeting

01:05:54.960 --> 01:05:57.619
some friends here. Is Reverend Jackson here yet?

01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:00.539
I said, no, he's not here yet. He goes, oh, OK.

01:06:01.480 --> 01:06:04.099
I am meeting him and Andre Crouch, the gospel

01:06:04.099 --> 01:06:06.500
singer. I said, no, no problem. We got you set

01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:08.880
up. We're just making sure everything is right.

01:06:08.960 --> 01:06:11.769
And then I looked at him. And I said, it just

01:06:11.769 --> 01:06:13.670
come out. I went, look, I know you did all these

01:06:13.670 --> 01:06:15.929
great movies, Ben Hur, all of that. My favorite

01:06:15.929 --> 01:06:18.289
movie you did. I got to tell you the truth. There's

01:06:18.289 --> 01:06:21.530
Major Dundee with Richard Harris. And he looks

01:06:21.530 --> 01:06:31.909
at me and he goes, Major Dundee. Now that, that,

01:06:31.909 --> 01:06:35.190
and he stops for a second and he looks off at

01:06:35.190 --> 01:06:37.269
the wall like there's a vista. You know, he's

01:06:37.269 --> 01:06:39.809
looking off into, and he comes back to me and

01:06:39.809 --> 01:06:44.530
goes, And that was a swashbuckler. And then he

01:06:44.530 --> 01:06:50.769
goes, Charlton. So two minutes, like 30 seconds

01:06:50.769 --> 01:06:54.110
later, here comes Reverend Jesse Jackson and

01:06:54.110 --> 01:06:57.389
Andre Crouch. Wow. And I'm seating Charlton Heston

01:06:57.389 --> 01:07:00.610
with Jesse Jackson, Andre Crouch. I forget who

01:07:00.610 --> 01:07:03.949
else sat with him, sat with them. But, you know,

01:07:04.010 --> 01:07:07.530
see, people have these perceptions and, you know,

01:07:07.530 --> 01:07:11.940
it's like Uh, I've had young comedians that are

01:07:11.940 --> 01:07:14.360
young people now and they go, Oh, Charlton Heston.

01:07:14.539 --> 01:07:16.440
Yeah. Well, he was a race. I go, no, no, you,

01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:18.539
you don't have any, I, he marched with Dr. Martin

01:07:18.539 --> 01:07:20.659
Luther King. You don't do that. If you were racist,

01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:23.699
right? Yeah. Okay. You do that. You do that.

01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:26.739
If you have a liberal mindset and liberal has

01:07:26.739 --> 01:07:30.119
been hijacked, uh, uh, conservative has been

01:07:30.119 --> 01:07:33.039
hijacked. Conservative means you're it got started

01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:35.260
because you want to save the water, and the air,

01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:39.380
and the trees, and your country. And liberal

01:07:39.380 --> 01:07:41.800
means we want to hear all the ideas. We embrace

01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.960
everybody. Let's see what's out there. And it's

01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:47.960
been hijacked, and it's a shame. And that's me

01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:50.420
and Sam jamming in the main room at a comedy

01:07:50.420 --> 01:07:54.099
store. Now, let me ask you this, though. The

01:07:54.099 --> 01:07:56.360
outfit you have on looks like you pulled it out

01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:58.920
of Kinnison's wardrobe. Well, it's really funny.

01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:07.019
I had the beret and the coat. The coat I got

01:08:07.019 --> 01:08:12.079
right around the time everybody was wearing coats.

01:08:13.159 --> 01:08:16.880
Oh, that time. Yeah, right around. I bought the

01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:25.260
coat in like 84 and 85. And then I had a beret.

01:08:25.640 --> 01:08:30.840
And here's the funny story. The truth is I Was

01:08:30.840 --> 01:08:33.420
that the comedy store and a friend of mine said,

01:08:33.579 --> 01:08:35.140
you know, you're you're you're wearing it Well,

01:08:35.300 --> 01:08:36.939
a lot of guys were wearing coats Eddie Brill

01:08:36.939 --> 01:08:39.579
had a coat this guy had a jacket this everybody

01:08:39.579 --> 01:08:43.340
was you know, it kind of the Duster coat kind

01:08:43.340 --> 01:08:46.180
of became a style at one point, right? And I

01:08:46.180 --> 01:08:48.760
had some beautiful fucking duster coats that

01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:50.739
were you know, and then I stopped wearing them

01:08:50.739 --> 01:08:54.020
on stage This was a night where I had already

01:08:54.020 --> 01:08:55.920
been on and now the band was out there and I

01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.180
had my coat on and I I should have took it off

01:08:58.180 --> 01:09:00.819
because I had my Jersey Devils shirt on underneath

01:09:00.819 --> 01:09:04.380
which is so much cooler to Jersey. Anyway, where

01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:06.500
is this place? Is that the comedy store main

01:09:06.500 --> 01:09:09.680
room? Yeah. Okay. And later that night I gave

01:09:09.680 --> 01:09:12.039
Sam the red hat. I said this is your thing. And

01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:19.020
then I had a Rastafarian knit cap. Yeah. And

01:09:19.020 --> 01:09:24.829
I was up at his house. And about a week later,

01:09:25.189 --> 01:09:28.449
and I took it off and I went, dude, you know

01:09:28.449 --> 01:09:32.069
what? I'm not wearing hats, man. I can't be wearing

01:09:32.069 --> 01:09:35.090
hats. This is your thing. And I put it on his

01:09:35.090 --> 01:09:39.789
head and he wore it till he died. Dude, I said

01:09:39.789 --> 01:09:41.689
to Malika, does he like that thing? She goes,

01:09:41.869 --> 01:09:46.930
he never takes it off. And I was like, no shit,

01:09:46.989 --> 01:09:48.829
she goes, takes a shower, puts it right back

01:09:48.829 --> 01:09:51.710
on. I went, holy shit. And I swear to God, like

01:09:51.710 --> 01:09:54.949
on the album with that Rasta party, yeah, no,

01:09:55.109 --> 01:09:58.430
I gave him that. And then we had a falling out,

01:09:58.729 --> 01:10:01.390
as he always did. He was mad because I told him

01:10:01.390 --> 01:10:03.829
when he was gonna go do the Itook movie, I asked

01:10:03.829 --> 01:10:06.029
him at the going away party, how's the script?

01:10:06.069 --> 01:10:07.710
He goes, oh, I'm gonna read it on the plane.

01:10:09.250 --> 01:10:12.689
I shook, I, what? I said, you haven't read the

01:10:12.689 --> 01:10:15.029
script? no no i'll read it on a plane and we'll

01:10:15.029 --> 01:10:16.710
make the changes when we get to new york i should

01:10:16.710 --> 01:10:18.630
know sam how long have you had the script you'll

01:10:18.630 --> 01:10:20.449
know about four months but fuck i'm gonna i went

01:10:20.449 --> 01:10:23.270
no no you had to make the changes four months

01:10:23.270 --> 01:10:25.689
ago you're gonna get to new york they're set

01:10:25.689 --> 01:10:28.390
to shoot it's gonna be all right here we go and

01:10:28.390 --> 01:10:31.409
action and they're gonna want you to do that

01:10:31.409 --> 01:10:33.789
no no i'm fucking what do you know about it and

01:10:33.789 --> 01:10:35.810
i just worked with robert townsend on a bunch

01:10:35.810 --> 01:10:39.409
of hbo stuff uh working with him and i would

01:10:39.930 --> 01:10:43.149
I'm a voracious learner. I'll be sitting there

01:10:43.149 --> 01:10:44.909
in the background when I'm not even involved,

01:10:45.069 --> 01:10:47.310
just watching everything, soaking it up, man,

01:10:47.649 --> 01:10:52.189
at that time. I really wanted to work and know

01:10:52.189 --> 01:10:54.630
what I was, I really wanted to not just work,

01:10:54.850 --> 01:10:56.890
but know what I was doing when I got there. So

01:10:56.890 --> 01:10:58.550
I tell them this, he gets to New York, they have

01:10:58.550 --> 01:11:01.029
the whole debacle about it. If you would see

01:11:01.029 --> 01:11:04.010
the movie, I Am Sam Kenison, they do it in cartoon

01:11:04.010 --> 01:11:06.609
form. Actually, they do me in cartoon form too.

01:11:06.710 --> 01:11:09.689
It's pretty cool. And there's a lot of good people

01:11:09.689 --> 01:11:12.430
in it. Jimmy Schubert, me, Dan Barton, Jay Leno,

01:11:13.109 --> 01:11:16.329
people who really knew him, Steve Epstein, people

01:11:16.329 --> 01:11:21.569
who really knew him, Ted Nugent. You know, we

01:11:21.569 --> 01:11:25.449
really knew the guy and it's a really, really,

01:11:25.489 --> 01:11:29.550
it's a great documentary on him. And so he comes

01:11:29.550 --> 01:11:35.039
back from there and... He's pissed at me. And

01:11:35.039 --> 01:11:37.100
then a month or two later, when he got back,

01:11:37.380 --> 01:11:39.779
and that was in January, February, he came back

01:11:39.779 --> 01:11:41.739
and a couple of months later, Kevin blew his

01:11:41.739 --> 01:11:44.640
brains out his brother. Oh, and Sam just turned

01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:47.000
into a different guy. And he didn't want to,

01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:49.539
he didn't bother with me for like three years

01:11:49.539 --> 01:11:54.279
from late 88 to that was almost four years. And

01:11:54.279 --> 01:11:59.060
then in 92, shortly before he passed, he came

01:11:59.060 --> 01:12:01.680
back to the comedy store. And he came up and

01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:03.739
he gave me a big hug and he said, hey, man, how

01:12:03.739 --> 01:12:06.420
you doing? I saw you on HBO and movies and all

01:12:06.420 --> 01:12:07.920
that, man. No, it's good, man. You're working,

01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:09.859
man. And I'm like, yeah, Sam, I mean, we all

01:12:09.859 --> 01:12:11.500
should be working. How are you? You know, what

01:12:11.500 --> 01:12:13.000
do you want to be friends again? He goes, oh,

01:12:13.140 --> 01:12:16.779
okay. So we hug. Now I knew the guy from the

01:12:16.779 --> 01:12:19.880
first day he came to L .A. He came with his family.

01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:22.380
They come. He came with a bunch of comics from

01:12:22.380 --> 01:12:26.000
Houston to do a pop up for Mitchie and. They

01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:28.920
came on a Saturday night to see the Comedy Store

01:12:28.920 --> 01:12:32.840
show with his whole family. Sam wasn't a comedian

01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:36.640
in LA yet. And I said, come to the second show.

01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:38.819
I'll set you guys up. Steve Martin's gonna be

01:12:38.819 --> 01:12:42.600
on. So he came back with his wife and his brothers

01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:45.399
and they all came in and set him up with the.

01:12:45.420 --> 01:12:47.699
booth right up by the stage to see Steve Martin.

01:12:48.100 --> 01:12:49.779
So when the show was over, he came out to me

01:12:49.779 --> 01:12:51.439
and he goes, well, I made up my decision. I'm

01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:53.659
going to move here to L .A. Yep, this is where

01:12:53.659 --> 01:12:55.680
I got to be. And he did. And that's when he moved

01:12:55.680 --> 01:12:59.800
to L .A. And he was serious about that. And he

01:12:59.800 --> 01:13:01.739
came up to me to give me a big hug and everything.

01:13:01.739 --> 01:13:04.979
And we start talking and we were laughing and

01:13:04.979 --> 01:13:06.520
stuff. He goes, yeah, I got to go to Laughlin

01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:11.539
and da da da. And let's see, that was in February,

01:13:12.220 --> 01:13:14.500
March, April. Two months later, he was killed.

01:13:15.000 --> 01:13:17.979
and the night he was killed, I had to go on stage.

01:13:18.199 --> 01:13:21.979
Here I am calling people, crying, you know? And

01:13:21.979 --> 01:13:25.380
then I had to go on stage and my friend Harris

01:13:25.380 --> 01:13:28.640
Pete, who was a MC doorman there forever, and

01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:34.420
he's an actor, did a lot of voices like for Rin

01:13:34.420 --> 01:13:37.680
and Stimpy and stuff. He's been around and I

01:13:37.680 --> 01:13:41.300
came off stage and now I had tears in my eyes

01:13:41.300 --> 01:13:42.939
again. He goes, that's one of the best shows

01:13:42.939 --> 01:13:45.979
I've ever seen you do. Wow. I said, well, you

01:13:45.979 --> 01:13:49.819
know, I said, I'm sure he's watching. And I really,

01:13:50.779 --> 01:13:53.140
you know, Sam and I had ups and downs. Sam was

01:13:53.140 --> 01:13:56.420
crazy. If you see the movie, you'll see that,

01:13:56.420 --> 01:13:58.539
you know, he had a head injury when he was a

01:13:58.539 --> 01:14:02.960
kid and he was never the same. Yeah. He was a

01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:07.619
mess. Right. It was a hot mess. But, you know,

01:14:07.699 --> 01:14:11.920
underneath there was a lot of times it was somebody

01:14:11.920 --> 01:14:14.409
that cared. And a lot of times it was somebody

01:14:14.409 --> 01:14:18.369
who was just wacko, you know. Oh, yeah. But I

01:14:18.369 --> 01:14:20.210
enjoyed the time I spent with him. I'm glad I

01:14:20.210 --> 01:14:23.050
did. You know, I'm glad I got to spend that time.

01:14:23.949 --> 01:14:26.170
Comedy legend, man. He got a little sad at the

01:14:26.170 --> 01:14:28.590
end. But I mean, when he was on fire, I mean,

01:14:28.670 --> 01:14:31.170
there was nobody better than I was doing the

01:14:31.170 --> 01:14:33.550
comedy that hadn't been done before. He was cooking.

01:14:33.989 --> 01:14:37.630
He could cook. That's me when I'm I am 19 years

01:14:37.630 --> 01:14:40.199
old. All right, man. What are we doing here?

01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:44.500
I'm singing with my in the band Brushfire. Brushfire.

01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:47.600
L .A. City College in the Battle of the Bands.

01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:51.439
Rock on. And then this is this is really cool.

01:14:51.859 --> 01:14:55.079
First and 10. That's Don Gibb, Ogre, and that's

01:14:55.079 --> 01:14:57.020
me franking around telling him he's just been

01:14:57.020 --> 01:15:00.819
he just got benched. He just got benched. What

01:15:00.819 --> 01:15:04.659
does that mean if they're starting to putz? They're

01:15:04.659 --> 01:15:06.680
going to start putts. I go, yeah, they're starting

01:15:06.680 --> 01:15:09.000
putts. And he goes, what does that mean? I go,

01:15:09.180 --> 01:15:11.439
he goes, what does that make me? And I go, chop

01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:15.199
liver. That's pretty funny. Don was great to

01:15:15.199 --> 01:15:17.659
work with. He was really cool. Yeah, he's awesome,

01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:21.460
dude. In a bunch of great movies. Yeah, OJ was

01:15:21.460 --> 01:15:26.539
my golf, my my agent's golf buddy. And I actually

01:15:26.539 --> 01:15:28.500
got along very good when that's me and Chris

01:15:28.500 --> 01:15:32.970
Rock. The great. incredible Chris Rock. What

01:15:32.970 --> 01:15:35.189
did you think when Will Smith slapped him on

01:15:35.189 --> 01:15:43.529
stage? Well, Chris is not a big person, right?

01:15:43.630 --> 01:15:46.930
It made me lose respect for Will Smith, that

01:15:46.930 --> 01:15:50.529
he's an attention seeking fucking punk. Yep.

01:15:50.729 --> 01:15:54.590
That would have been me and he'd slap me. I would

01:15:54.590 --> 01:15:58.119
have laid down and I've been talking like this

01:15:58.119 --> 01:16:02.260
from now until the check. That's right. So this

01:16:02.260 --> 01:16:05.859
was very classy about it. I mean, you know, but

01:16:05.859 --> 01:16:08.819
I've lost all respect for I don't give a fuck.

01:16:08.939 --> 01:16:12.140
I mean, Will Smith, I mean, it just that's bullshit.

01:16:12.340 --> 01:16:17.039
100 percent. The guys, the guys six inches taller

01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:19.779
than I'm fucking 30 pounds, 50 pounds heavier

01:16:19.779 --> 01:16:22.810
than I'm. I said at the time, if it was Chris

01:16:22.810 --> 01:16:24.350
Rock doing it, he's going to go up and do that.

01:16:24.369 --> 01:16:26.430
If it was the rock who said it, he would have

01:16:26.430 --> 01:16:28.090
sat there like a little bitch and done. Yeah,

01:16:28.449 --> 01:16:31.989
exactly. Exactly. He would have been laughing

01:16:31.989 --> 01:16:34.550
and everything, looking at his wife, making faces.

01:16:34.890 --> 01:16:38.770
Right. It was a joke, too. He said, oh, I'll

01:16:38.770 --> 01:16:41.829
see you in G .I. Jane, too. Like it was such

01:16:41.829 --> 01:16:47.010
a nothing like no harm on a Demi Moore and her

01:16:47.010 --> 01:16:49.590
at the same time. Yep. But it wasn't even it

01:16:49.590 --> 01:16:51.710
was like a hot joke. I mean, to me, more was

01:16:51.710 --> 01:16:54.050
hot and then she had a shaved head, you know.

01:16:54.409 --> 01:16:59.069
Oh, yeah, dude. Landman. And that other. Yeah.

01:16:59.149 --> 01:17:02.609
No, if you haven't seen Landman, it's worth getting

01:17:02.609 --> 01:17:06.649
Paramount. It's phenomenal. And you can see me

01:17:06.649 --> 01:17:09.449
in Paramount's blockbuster perennial Christmas

01:17:09.449 --> 01:17:13.250
film. All I Want for Christmas with Baby Thor

01:17:13.250 --> 01:17:18.420
of Urge. Yeah, baby, baby for bird pictures there

01:17:18.420 --> 01:17:21.079
Well Joey the way we do this is we always leave

01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:23.720
our audience wanting more from the guest and

01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:26.439
we have plenty more to talk to you about so Do

01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:28.359
you want to give the audience anywhere that they

01:17:28.359 --> 01:17:33.239
could find you? I got there's two different Facebook's

01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:35.619
there's Joey Gaynor and then there's mr. Integrity

01:17:35.619 --> 01:17:38.399
Joey Gaynor You'll know the Facebook that I'm

01:17:38.399 --> 01:17:40.939
on the most is the one with the crowning of Richard

01:17:40.939 --> 01:17:44.529
Pryor King of Comedy and all of that Get me there,

01:17:44.569 --> 01:17:48.109
get me on Instagram. I believe it's at Joey Gaynor

01:17:48.109 --> 01:17:51.510
55. But you'll find me on there. And I'm starting,

01:17:51.670 --> 01:17:55.770
I'm actually starting to put up stuff. I want

01:17:55.770 --> 01:17:58.210
to get on Don't Tell. I want, I'm serious. I

01:17:58.210 --> 01:18:00.090
want to, I'm starting to get back out there.

01:18:00.409 --> 01:18:02.310
There's the Don't Tell comedy thing is great.

01:18:02.649 --> 01:18:05.350
See Andy Huggins. See Andy Huggins is Don't Tell.

01:18:05.529 --> 01:18:08.329
He's my buddy and he's hysterical on there. He's

01:18:08.329 --> 01:18:14.569
also got a special on Tubi. Yeah, Andy 75 now,

01:18:14.949 --> 01:18:20.029
or 70. And he, I've known him over 40 years and

01:18:20.029 --> 01:18:22.170
he's blowing up. And I mean, and people say to

01:18:22.170 --> 01:18:24.670
me, don't you get tired of doing stand up? Never,

01:18:25.229 --> 01:18:27.229
never. When it was taken away from me, cause

01:18:27.229 --> 01:18:30.069
I got sick. That's when I realized how much I

01:18:30.069 --> 01:18:32.130
missed it. You don't miss anything till it's

01:18:32.130 --> 01:18:37.630
gone. And the fella in the middle, you keep interrupting.

01:18:40.590 --> 01:18:45.289
You know, I just want to say to everybody out

01:18:45.289 --> 01:18:47.949
there, whoever's, I know you've got a lot of

01:18:47.949 --> 01:18:51.449
listeners and everything and viewers, my take

01:18:51.449 --> 01:18:53.310
on all of this is I want everybody to have a

01:18:53.310 --> 01:18:56.630
great year, not just a great day, and stop fighting

01:18:56.630 --> 01:19:00.550
with each other, okay? Fuck this bullshit libertard

01:19:00.550 --> 01:19:04.930
and oh, you don't like that song, you're a racist.

01:19:05.149 --> 01:19:12.699
It's gotta stop, you know? Again, if a country

01:19:12.699 --> 01:19:16.880
votes in a terrorist organization to be their

01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:22.000
leader, they've been duped, okay? And when 28

01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:24.560
countries attack one country, that's not cool.

01:19:25.300 --> 01:19:29.260
So I mean, you know, what I'm saying is I don't,

01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:33.079
any type of terrorism or whatever, I don't support.

01:19:33.460 --> 01:19:35.720
And look, I support Israel, I got Jewish relatives.

01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:37.439
What am I gonna do? Go in there and go, hey,

01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:39.899
what do you guys do? No, it's just, and I don't

01:19:39.899 --> 01:19:42.119
hate the Palestinians or whatever. We just gotta

01:19:42.119 --> 01:19:45.989
get back to... recognizing we're all human. There's

01:19:45.989 --> 01:19:48.270
only one human race. We just happen to come in

01:19:48.270 --> 01:19:51.229
all kinds of flavors. I heard it was Joey Gaynor

01:19:51.229 --> 01:19:54.510
for Hamas that you were chanting. Oh, no, that

01:19:54.510 --> 01:19:59.590
was hummus. Oh, hummus. Hummus. That makes sense.

01:19:59.789 --> 01:20:01.550
Now we're getting it. We got a lot of people

01:20:01.550 --> 01:20:05.189
that are just misread, like I misled. And like

01:20:05.189 --> 01:20:10.939
I said, they and misread and and it's. They just

01:20:10.939 --> 01:20:12.880
want to be part of something but they're not

01:20:12.880 --> 01:20:15.819
delving deep enough Yeah, you know and when they

01:20:15.819 --> 01:20:21.140
do it's surface news, right? It's they so But

01:20:21.140 --> 01:20:22.979
anyway, you guys are great. I really enjoyed

01:20:22.979 --> 01:20:39.760
it Right now for some muscatel and pot Yeah.

01:20:40.039 --> 01:20:42.159
And to any Nick fans who don't think they're

01:20:42.159 --> 01:20:45.579
real. They just clobbered a great team last night.

01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.260
So if you don't if you don't think the Knicks

01:20:48.260 --> 01:20:50.479
are real and you're going to come on Facebook

01:20:50.479 --> 01:20:52.939
and you're going to start that troll shit about,

01:20:53.119 --> 01:20:56.000
yeah, they can't be bothered. Blow me. I don't

01:20:56.000 --> 01:20:59.680
want to do that. You know, but anyway, if you

01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:02.159
do blow them, we'll put it on pay -per -view.

01:21:02.520 --> 01:21:04.579
Joey, it has been our pleasure to have you on,

01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:07.760
dude. I have you on again. Yeah, let's do it.

01:21:07.939 --> 01:21:10.020
You're fun, man. Enjoy the rest of your day.

01:21:10.479 --> 01:21:14.420
New York, right? Jersey. And then he's Callie.

01:21:14.619 --> 01:21:17.560
Oh, all right. All righty. Callie. OK, cool.

01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:20.800
Cool. And then and then he's got a nice studio

01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:23.340
in York, Pennsylvania. We go from every now and

01:21:23.340 --> 01:21:27.340
again. Cool. It's almost a little too too pimp

01:21:27.340 --> 01:21:29.859
for us. We're not as professional as the studio.

01:21:31.060 --> 01:21:33.699
Joey, again, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank

01:21:33.699 --> 01:21:38.649
you. God bless. God bless. Be good. The one and

01:21:38.649 --> 01:21:42.829
only Joey Gaynor. Yes. Yes. And yes. Oh, yeah.

01:21:43.090 --> 01:21:45.329
Amazing. Great stories. I mean, I was just letting

01:21:45.329 --> 01:21:49.010
him talk about his stories. Same. How much I

01:21:49.010 --> 01:21:51.489
could say. Right. Got to let him go. Let him

01:21:51.489 --> 01:21:54.369
go. Freaking awesome. Yeah, great. I mean, the

01:21:54.369 --> 01:21:56.210
history he has in show business is just amazing

01:21:56.210 --> 01:21:59.949
people. Crazy, dude. The Sam Kinison thing is

01:21:59.949 --> 01:22:03.149
nuts. That that fucking Rastafarian hat was his.

01:22:03.229 --> 01:22:06.510
Yeah, that famous cap is his fucking wild. That's

01:22:06.510 --> 01:22:08.729
Sam Worthy. And then the beret. Like I was making

01:22:08.729 --> 01:22:10.430
that comment like, oh, would you raid fucking

01:22:10.430 --> 01:22:12.750
Sam's comment? And it was the vice versa. Sam

01:22:12.750 --> 01:22:14.930
rated his comment because I remember the red

01:22:14.930 --> 01:22:16.810
beret. You remember Sam wearing the red beret

01:22:16.810 --> 01:22:20.069
and then fucking that thing. It's crazy. I wonder

01:22:20.069 --> 01:22:22.890
if that's a gracious to podcast exclusive. Like,

01:22:22.909 --> 01:22:25.770
I wonder if that information is out there before.

01:22:25.930 --> 01:22:29.989
Why not? Could be we'll have to claim it 100

01:22:29.989 --> 01:22:32.609
percent. We're claiming it 100 percent. What

01:22:32.609 --> 01:22:35.739
are you doing, Rob Bobby Yankee? Nothing. I was

01:22:35.739 --> 01:22:38.239
just enjoying that show. That was great. Look

01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:40.800
how high Bobby is, Chad. Look at those eyes.

01:22:41.140 --> 01:22:45.699
How are you? Yeah. Barely keep them open. He's

01:22:45.699 --> 01:22:50.539
like, yeah, man, that was great, dude. Anywho,

01:22:51.260 --> 01:22:53.279
what up, Bobby? You have anything for anything

01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:55.960
for Bobby's role? That video? Yes. Black tooth

01:22:55.960 --> 01:23:01.239
crying. Play that video. Makes me laugh every

01:23:01.239 --> 01:23:04.189
time I watch it. So good. Yeah, this is fine.

01:23:06.569 --> 01:23:08.010
Before you put that up there, Bobby, I'm just

01:23:08.010 --> 01:23:13.149
going to overlay this real quick. Overlay the

01:23:13.149 --> 01:23:17.069
chat. Oh, it only goes down to the bottom there.

01:23:18.170 --> 01:23:21.390
Now he's muffled. I was just going to put up

01:23:21.390 --> 01:23:23.210
the chat and say hello to everybody. Hello, everybody.

01:23:23.250 --> 01:23:34.010
We see you talk to you later. Yeah, good. Invest

01:23:34.010 --> 01:23:42.069
600 billion into America. No, no. Countries used

01:23:42.069 --> 01:23:46.130
to always make us give them money. And now he's

01:23:46.130 --> 01:23:52.350
making countries invest in America. Our tax money

01:23:52.350 --> 01:23:57.350
always went to Ukraine, Africa, and other countries.

01:23:58.210 --> 01:24:02.369
And we used to get bad, but now he's making countries.

01:24:02.560 --> 01:24:08.680
give us money now they all want to invest in

01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:13.199
america he's trying to make america great again

01:24:13.199 --> 01:24:20.079
what are we gonna do america keeps getting better

01:24:20.079 --> 01:24:28.319
by the day why is trump doing this we gotta stop

01:24:28.319 --> 01:24:32.579
him so Yo, Chad, was that made before or after

01:24:32.579 --> 01:24:36.500
the Selena Gomez video? It was before. OK, I

01:24:36.500 --> 01:24:38.560
saw it a few days before the Selena Gomez video.

01:24:38.659 --> 01:24:43.439
Yeah. Oh, wow. I thought maybe he saw that. There's

01:24:43.439 --> 01:24:45.779
tons of there's tons of videos of, you know,

01:24:46.119 --> 01:24:49.819
of these liberals crying online about just whatever

01:24:49.819 --> 01:24:56.380
Trump's doing. We are right. It's like, OK, yeah,

01:24:56.659 --> 01:24:58.060
it's not taking away any of your rights. You're

01:24:58.060 --> 01:25:03.000
good. I wanted to try this on here. Wait a second.

01:25:03.340 --> 01:25:06.079
Is that did you hear that, Jeff? I did hear that.

01:25:06.859 --> 01:25:13.420
I want to try and share this and see if Siri

01:25:13.420 --> 01:25:16.619
works. All right. So like I wanted to see this

01:25:16.619 --> 01:25:21.399
right here. Magga. No. Right here. Trump Justice

01:25:21.399 --> 01:25:24.220
Department fires officials. So, yeah. So rather

01:25:24.220 --> 01:25:25.880
than like pulling this article up and reading

01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:27.779
the whole thing, I wanted to see if I could.

01:25:33.720 --> 01:25:46.539
Why is that? OK. Am I retarded? I don't know

01:25:46.539 --> 01:25:48.739
what you're trying to do. I'm trying to select.

01:25:48.880 --> 01:25:50.600
I guess I'll just do command A. I was trying

01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:52.579
to do select all, but for some reason it wasn't

01:25:52.579 --> 01:25:54.619
allowing me. Oh, yeah. And then can you see the

01:25:54.619 --> 01:25:57.560
screen here, Chad? Yeah. Okay. So now if I go

01:25:57.560 --> 01:26:00.859
to writing tools and hit summarize, can you see

01:26:00.859 --> 01:26:04.359
this screen? Yep. So we don't have to read a

01:26:04.359 --> 01:26:05.960
whole article. So the Trump Justice Department

01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:08.479
has fired over a dozen officials involved in

01:26:08.479 --> 01:26:10.460
investigating Trump and launched a special project

01:26:10.460 --> 01:26:13.119
in the January six cases. The project led by

01:26:13.119 --> 01:26:15.720
interim US attorney Ed Martin investigates prosecutors

01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:18.060
who brought obstruction charges against January

01:26:18.060 --> 01:26:21.319
six rioters raising concerns about Trump's DOJ

01:26:21.319 --> 01:26:24.569
investigating the investigators. Martin, a hardline

01:26:24.569 --> 01:26:27.090
conservative, says, has praised Trump and successfully

01:26:27.090 --> 01:26:29.470
lobbied for the release of the January 6th defendants.

01:26:29.710 --> 01:26:33.210
OK, cool. So now we could pull up big ass articles

01:26:33.210 --> 01:26:36.609
and have a serious summarize for us. And yeah,

01:26:36.789 --> 01:26:39.270
man, that's great. Because, you know, sometimes

01:26:39.270 --> 01:26:41.050
you want to pull up an article, but you don't

01:26:41.050 --> 01:26:43.930
want to fucking read nine pages. Yeah. So that'll

01:26:43.930 --> 01:26:49.289
be good. Mm hmm. Anything else, boys? I think

01:26:49.289 --> 01:26:52.659
we're good. So here's, here's a picture of the

01:26:52.659 --> 01:26:56.939
last blockbuster. Oh yeah. Yeah. Was it in bend

01:26:56.939 --> 01:27:00.420
Oregon? Is that where it was? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

01:27:00.420 --> 01:27:07.180
That's it. Wow. Take me back, man. That was a,

01:27:07.180 --> 01:27:10.279
that was a fucking special time. Remember, you

01:27:10.279 --> 01:27:13.020
would rent the movie. It fucking suck after 20

01:27:13.020 --> 01:27:14.699
minutes, but you still watched it because it

01:27:14.699 --> 01:27:16.800
was like the movie you rented. You're like, fuck,

01:27:16.819 --> 01:27:19.520
I got to 2019. It was the last one in the world.

01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:23.819
I think it closed during Covid, right? Wow. I

01:27:23.819 --> 01:27:26.899
think so. Yeah. Yeah. This fucking blockbuster

01:27:26.899 --> 01:27:29.340
held on through all the closing of blockbuster

01:27:29.340 --> 01:27:32.100
and Covid got rid of it. That's crazy, bro. Yeah,

01:27:32.220 --> 01:27:34.939
that's fucked up. Survived everything but COVID.

01:27:35.579 --> 01:27:37.500
Insane. That's what I was going to get into with

01:27:37.500 --> 01:27:41.500
that with Joey, you know, because he seems to

01:27:41.500 --> 01:27:44.199
be very left minded. I was going to ask, you

01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:48.239
know, say a lot of people. I mean, I give them

01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:51.800
centrist, you know, not a Trump ban. That's fine.

01:27:51.939 --> 01:27:54.800
Whatever. No, I don't think he's ultra left.

01:27:55.020 --> 01:27:56.960
Yeah. You know, but he described himself as a

01:27:56.960 --> 01:27:59.880
liberal hippie, conservative hippie, conservative

01:27:59.880 --> 01:28:02.020
hippie. That's what he said. Yeah. Oh, they said

01:28:02.020 --> 01:28:08.430
liberal hippie. Um, but any who he, um, I was

01:28:08.430 --> 01:28:10.649
cause he was saying, you know, like it was bad.

01:28:10.649 --> 01:28:12.670
People were dying. I was going to raise the thing.

01:28:12.670 --> 01:28:14.630
Like a lot of people said that closing down for

01:28:14.630 --> 01:28:18.949
so long was worse than, you know, than it was.

01:28:19.130 --> 01:28:22.250
Yeah. It destroyed a lot of business. It destroyed

01:28:22.250 --> 01:28:25.890
the whole economy. We're still paying for it.

01:28:26.029 --> 01:28:28.409
No, we're going to be paying for it for the next

01:28:28.409 --> 01:28:33.170
50 fucking hundred to 100 years. We printed more

01:28:33.170 --> 01:28:36.069
money in those four in the in the in those four

01:28:36.069 --> 01:28:41.289
years than ever. It by like trillions of dollars.

01:28:41.390 --> 01:28:45.909
Yeah. Yeah. It was something crazy. Like I forget

01:28:45.909 --> 01:28:48.310
what they printed, but it was fucking nuts, man.

01:28:49.090 --> 01:28:52.649
Yeah. What else? What else? Oh, I have some here.

01:28:53.029 --> 01:28:56.609
Vladimir Putin is reportedly seeking to have

01:28:56.609 --> 01:28:59.909
Anthony Fauci extradited to Russia. He's talking

01:28:59.909 --> 01:29:03.779
about that for a few days. to face COVID, to

01:29:03.779 --> 01:29:07.659
face COVID era crimes against humanity charges

01:29:07.659 --> 01:29:10.840
as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.

01:29:11.020 --> 01:29:14.420
Can you imagine that we have fucking Vladimir

01:29:14.420 --> 01:29:16.880
Putin doing the right thing against Fauci and

01:29:16.880 --> 01:29:19.819
not our president Biden? I would, I would imagine.

01:29:19.979 --> 01:29:22.819
We can extradite him. Well, yeah, but we have

01:29:22.819 --> 01:29:28.319
to like allow him to, you know, but I don't know.

01:29:28.560 --> 01:29:31.310
Well, yeah, I mean, Oh, so in other words, if

01:29:31.310 --> 01:29:33.649
he's pardoned, Trump could be like, go ahead.

01:29:34.289 --> 01:29:36.869
Yeah, exactly. He's pointing for crimes here.

01:29:37.569 --> 01:29:40.350
Yeah, exactly. That's the whole point. You know,

01:29:40.350 --> 01:29:43.590
that would be pimp as fuck, dude, because, well,

01:29:43.710 --> 01:29:45.409
you know, Trump and Putin are best friends. They've

01:29:45.409 --> 01:29:47.449
been cahooting for so long now. Oh, that's what

01:29:47.449 --> 01:29:51.229
they say. Yeah, that's friends. Besties. World

01:29:51.229 --> 01:29:53.310
War Three. Look out, you fucks. It's coming.

01:29:54.569 --> 01:29:56.670
Anything else before we say goodbye to our lovely

01:29:56.670 --> 01:29:58.850
audience? Please like, share, subscribe, follow.

01:29:59.149 --> 01:30:03.090
there you go all that jazz oh one thing check

01:30:03.090 --> 01:30:06.270
this out tell me this doesn't look like um like

01:30:06.270 --> 01:30:09.029
pre -programming for 9 -eleven hold on a second

01:30:09.029 --> 01:30:12.510
it doesn't look like pre -programming for 9 -eleven

01:30:12.510 --> 01:30:16.310
no tell me that it that it does it looks complete

01:30:16.310 --> 01:30:19.470
and this was made in 1950 it's a godzilla movie

01:30:19.470 --> 01:30:32.939
watch this What does that look like to you? That's

01:30:32.939 --> 01:30:48.699
insane. That is insane. 1950s. That's crazy.

01:30:51.720 --> 01:30:55.600
Looks just like the steel structure. That's fucking

01:30:55.600 --> 01:31:14.760
crazy. That's crazy. Interesting. Yeah, that's

01:31:14.760 --> 01:31:16.899
definitely you. You're funny with that stuff,

01:31:17.020 --> 01:31:20.020
Bobby. Like you fucking pull up clips from Back

01:31:20.020 --> 01:31:23.439
to the Future and you think the fucking pine

01:31:23.439 --> 01:31:27.100
thing is like representative of 9 -11. Like you

01:31:27.100 --> 01:31:29.640
got a lot of those things. where you draw conclusions

01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:34.840
that, you know, are a little far fetched. Like

01:31:34.840 --> 01:31:38.680
twin pines from fucking back to the future. Things

01:31:38.680 --> 01:31:41.880
have been pre -programmed and people have been

01:31:41.880 --> 01:31:44.739
desensitized. You know what the CIA said in the

01:31:44.739 --> 01:31:50.199
50s or the 60s? They said their their objective

01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:54.109
is to have the whole American public what they

01:31:54.109 --> 01:31:56.770
know and what they understand to be the absolute

01:31:56.770 --> 01:31:59.930
opposite of the truth. That's what they said.

01:32:00.170 --> 01:32:03.029
That's what they said. That's their goal. Who

01:32:03.029 --> 01:32:06.569
said that in the CIA and how did it get released?

01:32:06.970 --> 01:32:09.310
The Congress hearing. It was a congressional

01:32:09.310 --> 01:32:12.130
hearing. You could look it up. It was it was

01:32:12.130 --> 01:32:16.949
darn like. You tell me a CIA director or something

01:32:16.949 --> 01:32:21.899
said this to Congress? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Next

01:32:21.899 --> 01:32:24.359
the next show I'll find and I'll bring it for

01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:29.460
the show. Wow. Let's do it. Crazy. Yeah, me too.

01:32:30.319 --> 01:32:33.460
You've heard that haven't you Chad? Did you did

01:32:33.460 --> 01:32:36.020
you hear about that? I haven't heard that that

01:32:36.020 --> 01:32:39.199
exact thing what you're saying, but I mean, the

01:32:39.199 --> 01:32:44.819
CIA has infiltrated media and newspapers and

01:32:44.819 --> 01:32:47.800
movies and Hollywood in order to put out crazy

01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:50.420
fucking messages for sure. Right. But the fucking

01:32:50.420 --> 01:32:52.899
say that in front of Congress and Congress not

01:32:52.899 --> 01:32:54.380
doing anything about it. That's a fucking bit

01:32:54.380 --> 01:32:56.899
much, man. I'm going to I'm going to see if I

01:32:56.899 --> 01:32:58.699
can find it in that show. They're all scared

01:32:58.699 --> 01:33:02.239
of the CIA. Yeah. But I mean, that's the oversight

01:33:02.239 --> 01:33:04.960
committee is scared of the fucking CIA. The CIA

01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:06.819
Oversight Committee in the Congress is scared

01:33:06.819 --> 01:33:09.460
of the CIA. So who's overseeing them if they're

01:33:09.460 --> 01:33:12.720
scared of them? Well, the only person not scared

01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:15.300
of them is our fucking president, as he has shown

01:33:15.300 --> 01:33:17.500
that motherfucker. I don't care. He's like, fuck

01:33:17.500 --> 01:33:22.420
you guys. I'm coming. And when I come, I come

01:33:22.420 --> 01:33:26.039
like the thunder. But tell me that building imploding

01:33:26.039 --> 01:33:29.420
like that and the structure of the building didn't

01:33:29.420 --> 01:33:32.960
look exactly like the World Trade Center. It

01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:36.119
was similar. It was similar. But you sure that's

01:33:36.119 --> 01:33:39.199
not from fucking Godzilla, the Japanese movie

01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:41.279
and it's the Empire State Building, because that's

01:33:41.279 --> 01:33:44.399
what it looked like to me. It was supposed to

01:33:44.399 --> 01:33:51.550
be Godzilla, but it's in Japan. The first Godzilla

01:33:51.550 --> 01:33:54.430
movie was in Japan, was made in Japan, but it

01:33:54.430 --> 01:33:57.869
was... 1950. But it was based in New York. It

01:33:57.869 --> 01:34:00.510
was filmed in Japan, but it was based in New

01:34:00.510 --> 01:34:05.010
York. No, this was in Japan. Godzilla was released

01:34:05.010 --> 01:34:07.250
from... Oh, I'm thinking of King Kong, not Godzilla.

01:34:09.210 --> 01:34:12.189
What's the fucking one that goes on top of the

01:34:12.189 --> 01:34:15.149
Empire State Building with the girl? OK, that's

01:34:15.149 --> 01:34:16.310
the one I'm thinking of. That's what that looked

01:34:16.310 --> 01:34:18.430
like to me. Remember the video game you could

01:34:18.430 --> 01:34:20.630
use in the arcade where you could destroy the

01:34:20.630 --> 01:34:23.569
buildings and stuff? Yeah. You remember that

01:34:23.569 --> 01:34:28.210
back in like the 80s and the 90s? No, I was doing

01:34:28.210 --> 01:34:30.350
wholesome things. I wasn't destroying buildings.

01:34:31.489 --> 01:34:37.489
I was playing with Barbies. Hey, wholesome. I

01:34:37.489 --> 01:34:39.649
was making them scissor. I was doing very cool

01:34:39.649 --> 01:34:43.050
shit with my Barbie taking Ken's lack of genitals

01:34:43.050 --> 01:34:45.569
and the Barbies lack of genitals. Here you go.

01:34:45.689 --> 01:34:49.930
Yep. And I licked them both. The front of the

01:34:49.930 --> 01:34:53.470
back. Oh, come on. Now the whole thing, dog.

01:34:55.130 --> 01:34:58.050
The whole from the front to the back. Come on.

01:34:58.470 --> 01:35:02.789
That is some breakdowns of left. No, I don't

01:35:02.789 --> 01:35:06.560
want to watch a breakdown of what? No, no, no,

01:35:06.619 --> 01:35:09.260
no, no. We got it. We got to talk. I got to I

01:35:09.260 --> 01:35:12.960
got to let me think how to say this. I got to

01:35:12.960 --> 01:35:14.979
edit you like you got to realize that we can't

01:35:14.979 --> 01:35:17.859
watch a fucking 10 minute video to get to a 30

01:35:17.859 --> 01:35:20.239
second point. So when you pull videos, we got

01:35:20.239 --> 01:35:22.140
to have like the clips that you want ready to

01:35:22.140 --> 01:35:26.140
go. Like we can't be sitting through 20. That's

01:35:26.140 --> 01:35:29.140
OK. Let me say, go ahead. Put it up. You ready,

01:35:29.300 --> 01:35:54.130
audience? All right, here we go What I did when

01:35:54.130 --> 01:35:57.569
they were sitting by themselves I approached

01:35:57.569 --> 01:36:03.210
them Wait, what are we watching here? This is

01:36:03.210 --> 01:36:06.630
about somebody misgendering people. Well, this

01:36:06.630 --> 01:36:08.789
is not what you said you were putting up, but

01:36:08.789 --> 01:36:20.590
okay. Is that a filter or makeup? No, that's

01:36:20.590 --> 01:36:28.390
makeup. That's makeup. I'm glad I never saw you.

01:36:30.060 --> 01:36:33.579
all right okay so if i'm no longer a human legally

01:36:33.579 --> 01:36:41.359
speaking of course you are i am gonna go commiserate

01:36:41.359 --> 01:36:43.720
with my fellow queer people at my favorite lesbian

01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:49.479
bar ready for the circus roll up roll up is that

01:36:49.479 --> 01:36:52.659
circus recruiting and as long as you draw breath

01:36:52.659 --> 01:36:56.319
every breath you take is a rebellion keep dude

01:36:56.569 --> 01:36:59.229
All right. Like, why are there no normal looking

01:36:59.229 --> 01:37:02.470
people like saying this stuff? Like, exactly,

01:37:02.569 --> 01:37:05.909
exactly. Well, now, now the the cover going around

01:37:05.909 --> 01:37:11.470
is cute. The cute winter boots, cute winter boots,

01:37:11.649 --> 01:37:14.409
cute winter boots. So these people on like TikTok.

01:37:14.920 --> 01:37:17.100
They're they're talking about revolution. That's

01:37:17.100 --> 01:37:19.039
what cute winter boots means. They're going to

01:37:19.039 --> 01:37:23.520
start a revolution. Oh, are they? Yeah. And it's

01:37:23.520 --> 01:37:25.359
like their code word that no one they didn't

01:37:25.359 --> 01:37:29.100
think anyone was going to catch on like blue

01:37:29.100 --> 01:37:33.000
hair and blue gray. Yeah. It's like those those

01:37:33.000 --> 01:37:34.979
kinds of people are going to take up arms and

01:37:34.979 --> 01:37:36.720
start a revolution. Good fucking. I'm going to

01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:40.300
throw glitter on him. How dare he? No, but I

01:37:40.300 --> 01:37:44.630
mean, are they not understanding like There's

01:37:44.630 --> 01:37:46.850
two genders. That doesn't mean that you can't

01:37:46.850 --> 01:37:50.229
be gay. You can't be a trans person, but you're

01:37:50.229 --> 01:37:54.130
just biologically a male or a female. You have

01:37:54.130 --> 01:37:56.350
all your sexual rights. You have all you could

01:37:56.350 --> 01:37:59.149
do whatever the fuck you want. There's just you

01:37:59.149 --> 01:38:02.189
are right. It's just that if you're born a male,

01:38:02.449 --> 01:38:05.369
you can only do male things like on a male bathroom

01:38:05.369 --> 01:38:08.369
or play a male sport. Even if you transition.

01:38:08.670 --> 01:38:11.649
and you use your mental illness to get a different

01:38:11.649 --> 01:38:14.710
sexual organ, you're still physically a male.

01:38:14.949 --> 01:38:19.430
And there's only two genders in the world. Period.

01:38:19.529 --> 01:38:21.569
End of story. Male and female. That's it. That's

01:38:21.569 --> 01:38:25.609
all he did. He wasn't taking away LGBTQI plus

01:38:25.609 --> 01:38:29.810
rights or fucking anything like that. It's like

01:38:29.810 --> 01:38:31.989
crazy that people want to get worked up over

01:38:31.989 --> 01:38:35.550
nothing. Well, the first openly gay treasury

01:38:35.550 --> 01:38:40.550
secretary was just confirmed. His pick and not

01:38:40.550 --> 01:38:43.909
a D .E .Y. but an actual fucking earned spot

01:38:43.909 --> 01:38:46.170
merit base. He's qualified, but he's openly gay.

01:38:46.189 --> 01:38:48.989
But so that's my point is, why would he if he's,

01:38:48.989 --> 01:38:50.609
you know, anti -gay, he's going to take away

01:38:50.609 --> 01:38:52.489
all your rights. Why is he putting an openly

01:38:52.489 --> 01:38:55.369
gay person? At least he doesn't dress like a

01:38:55.369 --> 01:38:59.680
woman like the house secretary. It's got to be

01:38:59.680 --> 01:39:03.880
so different situation It's got to be so frustrating

01:39:03.880 --> 01:39:07.340
to be called fucking racist and fucking Homophobe

01:39:07.340 --> 01:39:09.319
and all this stuff when you're not and you actually

01:39:09.319 --> 01:39:11.600
have these people's backs and you've had for

01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:15.899
a very long time and you get fucking you know

01:39:15.899 --> 01:39:17.779
Labeled as something that you're not it's crazy

01:39:17.779 --> 01:39:21.159
would drive me fucking nuts. Yeah Anyway, the

01:39:21.159 --> 01:39:22.760
labels don't meet shit anymore like you know

01:39:22.760 --> 01:39:24.640
all the word did not see in the fucking bullshit

01:39:24.640 --> 01:39:26.819
It's like no one cares anymore. It's like you've

01:39:26.819 --> 01:39:29.970
overused it It's the boy you cry wolf. We don't

01:39:29.970 --> 01:39:33.029
care anymore. You can call us Nazis and fucking

01:39:33.029 --> 01:39:35.449
bigots and racists and all the bullshit you want.

01:39:35.590 --> 01:39:37.569
No, we don't fucking care. It's like it just

01:39:37.569 --> 01:39:39.890
doesn't mean anything. Right. That's the old

01:39:39.890 --> 01:39:43.189
guy. Yeah. Especially. Yeah. When you know you're

01:39:43.189 --> 01:39:47.250
not. It's just like actually bitches. Anyway,

01:39:47.510 --> 01:39:50.930
Chris, you said is people looking for their 15

01:39:50.930 --> 01:39:54.350
minutes of fame, which I agree with, too. Yeah,

01:39:54.390 --> 01:39:57.340
I agree with that. Of course. All right, gracious

01:39:57.340 --> 01:39:59.939
audience. Thank you for joining us on this gracious

01:39:59.939 --> 01:40:05.159
Tuesday. Chad and I are your host. Bobby is your

01:40:05.159 --> 01:40:11.359
fuck up and just playing with you, Bobby. We

01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:12.699
love you. Say goodbye to them so I can shut you

01:40:12.699 --> 01:40:15.560
off real quick. Bye, everybody. Have a good day.

01:40:15.579 --> 01:40:18.619
Have a good year. Bye, Bobby. I guess Bobby's

01:40:18.619 --> 01:40:20.779
gone for the year, folks. He just said bye for

01:40:20.779 --> 01:40:24.140
the year. All righty then. But we do love you

01:40:24.140 --> 01:40:25.380
guys out there. Thank you for coming on this

01:40:25.380 --> 01:40:28.119
journey. We'll probably get to an Instagram show

01:40:28.119 --> 01:40:30.640
this week. Chad and I will figure out the day

01:40:30.640 --> 01:40:33.640
and all that. Promote it for you guys. So thanks.